SLUT WARS Vol. 6

[vanzilla]

Okay, to steer this back into the right direction...don't get me wrong Rikk and fe_lung, I appreciate everyone getting into the spirit...but this took a left turn after I put up Brigette vs Courtney...funny shit though.

So - to bring it full circle...

Jennifer Anniston

OR

Cameron Diaz

[vanzilla]

Does it seem cold in here to you?

[vanzilla]

There's Something About Mary...

[bueno bob]

J-An for me...I'm not a fan of Cameron Diaz, honestly. I'm not much of a fan of J-An, either, but given the choice, that's the way I'd go.

[academic punk]

Cameron.

She looks like she's into having a good time and is up for anything.

Jennifer looks like the type who'd want to stay up and talk for three hours after she granted you the honor of doing her while she stared up at the ceiling motionless for fifteen minutes.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by academic punk
Cameron.

She looks like she's into having a good time and is up for anything.

Jennifer looks like the type who'd want to stay up and talk for three hours after she granted you the honor of doing her while she stared up at the ceiling motionless for fifteen minutes.

I'm into that kinda thing. I'm voting for Jenny!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by academic punk
Cameron.

She looks like she's into having a good time and is up for anything.

Jennifer looks like the type who'd want to stay up and talk for three hours after she granted you the honor of doing her while she stared up at the ceiling motionless for fifteen minutes.

Oh, you mean telling them "get the fuck out" after I nut ISN'T part of the plan?

[Warham]

Aniston.

[bueno bob]

War, I tell ya...your photoshops just get better and better, my friend :)

[Carmine]

Jennifer Aniston!!!!

errrrr, Cameron Diaz?


Jennifer...HARD!

Fuck these choices are tough!

[Warham]

Originally posted by bueno bob
War, I tell ya...your photoshops just get better and better, my friend :)

You think so, Bob?

I thought this one was so-so. It took me about an hour.

:D

[Rikk]

Man, you guys just have different eyes. JENNIFER is nasty. Talk about the nose from hell and the smile that could kill a small town.

DIAZ, meanwhile, is among the hottest things ever. DIAZ...a hundred times over.

[Warham]

I'd do 'em both. :D

[bueno bob]

Rikk and I have MUCH different taste in women, I think :)

It's all good, though.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
You think so, Bob?

I thought this one was so-so. It took me about an hour.

:D

With your stuff, man, I wouldn't know the difference half the time :)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
Man, you guys just have different eyes. JENNIFER is nasty. Talk about the nose from hell and the smile that could kill a small town.

DIAZ, meanwhile, is among the hottest things ever. DIAZ...a hundred times over.

Rikk, you have profeesed a love for the skinny women. I have found the ULTIMATE in skinny women for you to feast upon: enjoy....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Rikk, you have profeesed a love for the skinny women. I have found the ULTIMATE in skinny women for you to feast upon: enjoy....

I fucked OLIVE back in '98, bro.;) The sheets were soaked until both POPEYE and BLUTO burst into the room and beat the shit out of me!!:eek:

[bueno bob]

Calista Flockhart?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Calista Flockhart?

Yeah, I'd stick her. I'm not saying she's the greatest, but I'd definitely stick her over Bignose.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
I fucked OLIVE back in '98, bro.;) The sheets were soaked until both POPEYE and BLUTO burst into the room and beat the shit out of me!!:eek:

HAhahhahahhhaa!

:D

[Warham]

Flockhart's too damn skinny.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
Flockhart's too damn skinny.

Yup. I'd as soon bang a skeleton.

Er...wait...

I WOULD be banging a skeleton.

[Warham]

You want to hear that slapping sound when you're banging a chick.

With her, it ain't gonna happen.

[Roguesgirl]

you guys crack me up :D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Roguesgirl
you guys crack me up :D

Not as much as Calista Flockhart would crack up if I banged her.

Rib cage here...sternum there...

[dr.rythm]

Cameron for sure!!! especially lately she looks good!!!

but i am surprise at the pole results so far.....

[blonddgirl777]

Cameron is tall, long legged and always smiles but her choice in men sucks!

Jennifer is short, always stoned and rarely looks happy but she had Brad Pitt!!!

Tough choice!
:confused: