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Shaun Ponsonby
04-10-2005, 03:20 PM
Who in the UK doesn't love Peter Kay?

PETER-"Knock Knock"
AUDIENCE-"Who's There?"
PETER-"Bigish"
AUDIENCE-"Bigish Who?"
PETER-"Not today, thanks! That's a joke that, that's the first joke you will tell when you get home. Saw a Big Issue seller the other day, he said 'I love your Phoenix Nights ', I said 'Where've you seen it? Window in Dixons? I'll have my pound back, you robbing bastard. I said 'Knock knock', he said 'Who's there?', I said 'I thought you were fucking homeless!!!'"

flappo
04-10-2005, 03:32 PM
he's ok , shouts a bit too much fer me

not like rik n ade

haha , ok , ignore this crappy post :)

flappo
04-10-2005, 03:33 PM
nah , he's a really funny chap as well as being olde skool type humor - its as if alternative comedy never existed

then again les dawson was olde skool and he was fucking hilarious

smaz
04-10-2005, 03:35 PM
'I'm pissed and I don't give a shit'

smaz
04-10-2005, 03:35 PM
Apparently he sung Jump on T.V...

stilleddiesangel
04-10-2005, 06:56 PM
Peter Kay ... top bloke..love him.. HOB NOBS.. the S.A.S of the biscuit world.. :D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/phoenixnights.jpg

Reverberator
04-10-2005, 06:59 PM
Peters and Lee .

Peter Cook.

Blue Peter .

The ONLY Peter's worth talking about .

stilleddiesangel
04-10-2005, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
Peters and Lee .

Peter Cook.

Blue Peter .

The ONLY Peter's worth talking about .

Rev.. get to the clinic before it falls off mate!! :D

Shaun Ponsonby
04-11-2005, 12:36 PM
"It's spitting! It's spitting! Everybody in!"

"She's not my real auntie, just one of those that you've got to call auntie. Friend of family. Just because she does water arobics with your mam, she's your auntie!"

stilleddiesangel
04-11-2005, 06:31 PM
At the pic 'n'mix ..."Fudge... FUDGE.. do ya think I'm made of money.. flumps, them's wotcha want.. flying saucers, yer can 'ave loads of them!!!"

Pope Must Die
04-12-2005, 03:57 AM
peter cook is da man

Seshmeister
04-12-2005, 08:50 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Who in the UK doesn't love Peter Kay?



Me.

Pope Must Die
04-12-2005, 09:05 AM
so i take it you don't like fat , boring big mouths whose act seems to cuntsist of les dawson's rejected jokebook ?

Shaun Ponsonby
04-12-2005, 12:32 PM
Yes, but Les Dawson's rejected joke book is much better than most rejected joke books.

Anyway, it can't be Les Dawsons rejecyed joke book-he doesn't mention his mother in law.

flappo
04-12-2005, 12:34 PM
sesh is scottish , so he cun't vote

or put down a drink

:cheers:

Matt White
04-12-2005, 12:39 PM
"Peter Kay"?

Isn't his brother the singer for Steppenwolf?!?

Soul Reaper
04-12-2005, 01:30 PM
Peter Kay is brilliant, but sometimes he speaks too fast.

Pheonix Nights is genius!

I like early Eddie Izzard more!

Matt White
04-12-2005, 01:46 PM
A coo-coo coo!

Reverberator
04-12-2005, 05:36 PM
Try some Derek and Clive .

I'm sure Flappo will post a link .

I'm too tired and drunk .

col5150
04-12-2005, 08:00 PM
garlic bread, garlic and bread

stilleddiesangel
04-13-2005, 10:39 AM
CHEESE CAKE... CHEESE AND CAKE!!!! Are you on drugs???? :D

Shaun Ponsonby
04-13-2005, 12:40 PM
"You're not even Irish, mum"!!!!!!!!!!!!!