I Wonder if I am as incredible as I think I am. [Archive]

vanzilla

04-12-2005, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Here I am wondering if I should own this Bob Fella in the ground.

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/homer.gif

I think you should own his sorry ass.

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Here I am wondering if I should own this Bob Fella in the ground.

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/homer.gif

HA! Good luck on that one, get back to me on it.

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
HA! Good luck on that one, get back to me on it.

Get back to you??? Shit I've never had anyone request a appointment for being Owned. I'll Check with my SEXritary.

Can someone please OWN Bob while he plays with his Gay Buddies???

"I'm on it STAR"

http://htomc.dns2go.com/anim/anim/tigerattackfootage.gif

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 11:43 AM

You're so cool.

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 11:45 AM

Not so cool without your Cape are you Gayrod???

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 11:47 AM

What? :confused:

Oh nevermind, it's not important.

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
What? :confused:

Oh nevermind, it's not important.

Kind of like how your owned.

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 11:53 AM

Feeling very lonely again, Jester?

"I live in a big dark house
And nobody's home,
Just me and my mouse

I live in a big dark house
And nobody's home,
Just me and my mouse"

Cheers! :bottle:

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 11:54 AM

Why feel lonely when I have over 4 message boards to do my bidding.

JESTERSTAR JUST SMACKED YOU ON THE BOTTY LITTLE BITCH.

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 11:54 AM

FYI - you can't own a person on a message board until you say and/or do something to actually merit it. So...before you make any further pronouncements of what you own and don't own, you should refer back to the common practice of ownership and review the statutes as they relate to owning.

You just can't say "I own you", because that doesn't make it so - you have to earn the right to make that proclamation, and so far the most you've done is A) state it and B) post something about your penis. Owning this does not achieve.

Just so you know. As a valued member of the Sheep Pen, I like to reach out and assist where it's needed.

Take care!

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 12:00 PM

I can own anyone at any time. I proved it with this thread. OWNED/

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Why feel lonely when I have over 4 message boards to do my bidding.

JESTERSTAR JUST SMACKED YOU ON THE BOTTY LITTLE BITCH.

So you admit that the only thing that keeps you from being lonely is trying to draw attention for yourself on a message board???

You should get out of the house every now and then, Jester. Talk to real people. The sun won't kill you. It may hurt a bit since your skin hasn't felt it in a couple of years, but it won't kill you.

Cheers! :bottle:

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 12:03 PM

I do talk to real people. Your silly and owned. Shut it.

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by bueno bob
FYI - you can't own a person on a message board until you say and/or do something to actually merit it. So...before you make any further pronouncements of what you own and don't own, you should refer back to the common practice of ownership and review the statutes as they relate to owning.

You just can't say "I own you", because that doesn't make it so - you have to earn the right to make that proclamation, and so far the most you've done is A) state it and B) post something about your penis. Owning this does not achieve.

Just so you know. As a valued member of the Sheep Pen, I like to reach out and assist where it's needed.

Take care!

Here's an example of what I mean.

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 12:07 PM

And a follow up:

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:08 PM

Message boards don't count. I meant out on the real world. On the streets, in a Bar.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob

04-12-2005, 12:08 PM

You have a nice day now :)

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:09 PM

Bob, it's no use. Save it, he doesn't understand.

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White

04-12-2005, 12:10 PM

Has anyone seen the bridge?

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:16 PM

What bridge?

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White

04-12-2005, 12:17 PM

Have you SEEN the bridge?!?

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:20 PM

Yes... yes I have seen it. (I have often found that this answer is the best way to avoid getting whacked over the head around here.)

But I cunt resist...

The bridge over Jester's anus?

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White

04-12-2005, 12:23 PM

"Where is that confounded bridge?"

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 12:23 PM

Please I start a thread about how awsome I am. You guys back it up 100%. Your fucking owned/.

Matt White

04-12-2005, 12:24 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Please I start a thread about how awsome I am. You guys back it up 100%. Your fucking owned/.

:) Your metamorphosis is almost complete I see..................."

Nickdfresh

04-12-2005, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Message boards don't count. I meant out on the real world. On the streets, in a Bar.

Cheers! :bottle:

Yeah, he's the guy at the end of the bar proclaiming that he "owns" everyone there.:D

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Please I start a thread about how awsome I am. You guys back it up 100%. Your fucking owned/.

We back up that you're incredible by stating very clearly that you're a loser? Who can argue with that logic?

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yeah, he's the guy at the end of the bar proclaiming that he "owns" everyone there.:D

Hahahahahahaha. Grate!

Cheers! :bottle:

academic punk

04-12-2005, 12:48 PM

Hey, hey, mama, what's the matter here?

Jesterstar

04-12-2005, 03:00 PM

Wow look at my Fan Club.

Anonymous

04-12-2005, 07:41 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
Hey, hey, mama, what's the matter here?

There's a reply needing your urgent attention in the Feedback forum, bro... Or have you backed out of the next fight to take something between two to ten years? :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Rikk

04-13-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Kind of like how your owned.

That was fast. I think the medication only lasts about half an hour.

academic punk

04-13-2005, 12:45 PM

or maybe he only got the placebo sugar pill.

it'd explain the ACD, the hyperactivity, and all the zits.

Rikk

04-13-2005, 12:46 PM

Actually, the zits can be explained from the 4 boxes of macaroni and cheese and seven Mars bars he eats every single day.

academic punk

04-13-2005, 12:51 PM

He can AFFORD 7 Mars bars a day????

Rikk

04-13-2005, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by academic punk
He can AFFORD 7 Mars bars a day????

He owns everything, remember?

Anonymous

04-13-2005, 12:54 PM

No, Jesterstar can't afford 7 Mars bar a day. He steals 'em, Actually. he only steals half a dozen, but since he smuggles 'em out of the store in his ass, guess where the seventh comes from.

Cheers! :bottle:

academic punk

04-13-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Rikk
He owns everything, remember?

oh...SOMEHOW I forgot...

academic punk

04-13-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
No, Jesterstar can't afford 7 Mars bar a day. He steals 'em, Actually. he only steals half a dozen, but since he smuggles 'em out of the store in his ass, guess where the seventh comes from.

Cheers! :bottle:

oh my...

Jesterstar

04-13-2005, 01:04 PM

Wow people still reading about the wonder that is JESTERSTAR. OWNED.

Rikk

04-13-2005, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Wow people still reading about the wonder that is JESTERSTAR. OWNED.

Grab it like you've never grabbed it before!!:)

Jesterstar

04-13-2005, 01:23 PM

Nothing to worry about. Everyone got owned.

Anonymous

04-13-2005, 01:35 PM

You know, I do believe you are WAY more irritating than Katydid... at least I can laugh at some of her posts. But YOU, Jester... you are just a piece of shit. Garbage. No more than the dog shit on the sidewalks, that everyone tries to avoid. And the reaction one gets when one accidentaly steps on it? The same one gets when one accidentally read your 'posts'. Go back to Hitchworld. Leave the ARmy. This is a place for normal people talk about normal things. You NEVER had a normal conversation. All your posts are 'I own everyone'. What's the meaning of that shit? Are you THAT desperate for people to notice you? THEN GO BACK TO HITCHWORLD; BITCH! This place has NOTHING to do with Hitchworld. NOTHING! Sarge and Hitch are friends, that's why their sites are somewhat linked, but THIS IS NOT HITCHWORLD!

DISAPPEAR!
GO AWAY!
DIE!

Fuck off! :bottle:

Jesterstar

04-13-2005, 02:46 PM

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
You know, I do believe you are WAY more irritating than Katydid... at least I can laugh at some of her posts. But YOU, Jester... you are just a piece of shit. Garbage. No more than the dog shit on the sidewalks, that everyone tries to avoid. And the reaction one gets when one accidentaly steps on it? The same one gets when one accidentally read your 'posts'. Go back to Hitchworld. Leave the ARmy. This is a place for normal people talk about normal things. You NEVER had a normal conversation. All your posts are 'I own everyone'. What's the meaning of that shit? Are you THAT desperate for people to notice you? THEN GO BACK TO HITCHWORLD; BITCH! This place has NOTHING to do with Hitchworld. NOTHING! Sarge and Hitch are friends, that's why their sites are somewhat linked, but THIS IS NOT HITCHWORLD!

DISAPPEAR!
GO AWAY!
DIE!

Fuck off! :bottle:

I bet you can't make me..............Suckah.

But really stick your penis in your ass and fuck yourself you owned loser.