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Chester
04-13-2005, 11:59 PM
Hi, uhmm...

I'm new here. I'm sorryb to bother you all. It's just...uhmmm...

Have any of you seen my boyfriend MAX? I know he often comes here when he's not spending time with me. He's so proud of his responsibilities here.

But lately, there seems to be something amiss. He just seems to be drinking more. And is more reticent in conversation. Has anything happened to MAX in the past several weeks to bring about what seems to be this terrible depression?

Please help me. I love him so. Please, any help would be appreciated. MAX, darling, sugar-lump, we've gone through our rough patches, and we'v3e always gotten through them TOGETHER!!! That's what SOUL-MATES do!!!

where are you??? TALK TO ME!!! COME HOME!!! COME HOME TO MY WAITING BOSOM!!! PLEASE!!!!

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:00 AM
LMAO @ sugar-lump :D

MAX
04-14-2005, 12:02 AM
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

I need a drink.

twonabomber
04-14-2005, 12:03 AM
that's exactly what he wants, it'll loosen you up.

Chester
04-14-2005, 12:07 AM
Originally posted by MAX
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

I need a drink.

Oh, and MAX, my love, I know you want me to be the goat to give you that drink. ;)

MAX
04-14-2005, 12:09 AM
Jeese,

This goat shit to me is like Kyptonite to Superman. FUCK!!!!

Show yourself!!!

BOMBER
04-14-2005, 12:13 AM
As far as I'm concerned Max has always been distant.
He lives on the other side of the world from me.

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:14 AM
Hi Bomber. :)

BOMBER
04-14-2005, 12:16 AM
Howdy Roguesgirl

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:17 AM
How are things down there?

MAX
04-14-2005, 12:18 AM
BOMBER?!?!?!?!?!

Posting HERE?!?!?!?!?!

Holy shit!!!!

I better sit down.

BOMBER
04-14-2005, 12:20 AM
Great,although today is the first bout of real shitty weather that has lobbed on our doorstep.
Winter is on the way,which means for you lucky guys/gals summer is coming.

Anonymous
04-14-2005, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Holy shit!!!!

I better sit down.

You walk right into them, don't you? :lol: Let's wait for "Chester's" reply... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:22 AM
Hi Slick :)

BOMBER
04-14-2005, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by MAX
BOMBER?!?!?!?!?!

Posting HERE?!?!?!?!?!

Holy shit!!!!

I better sit down.
Yep,P'Mark is a little slow in the AFL thread today.
I think he knows I've got him.;)

Anonymous
04-14-2005, 12:24 AM
Hello, RG. And how are you doin' sis? http://www.barafranca.com/smilies/smileteeth.gif

Cheers! :bottle:

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:25 AM
doing well..its been a long day...turning in soon...

MAX
04-14-2005, 12:28 AM
My two oldest and bestest buddies rappin' in the same thread. ;)

*HUGE GRIN* :D :D :D

Anonymous
04-14-2005, 12:28 AM
Same here. Actually, I was supposed to have left, but then I found this thread... :D

Well, I'm off. Hello-goodbye. I know it sucks, but...

Cheers! :bottle:

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by MAX
My two oldest and bestest buddies rappin' in the same thread. ;)

*HUGE GRIN* :D :D :D

Chester and ...???

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 12:30 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Same here. Actually, I was supposed to have left, but then I found this thread... :D

Well, I'm off. Hello-goodbye. I know it sucks, but...

Cheers! :bottle:

G Nite:)

MAX
04-14-2005, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Chester and ...???


Oh shut up and nite.

Chester
04-14-2005, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Chester and ...???


YEAH, WHO ELSE ASIDE FROM ME, BITCH BOY???!?

Carmine
04-14-2005, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by Chester
Hi, uhmm...

I'm new here. I'm sorryb to bother you all. It's just...uhmmm...

Have any of you seen my boyfriend MAX? I know he often comes here when he's not spending time with me. He's so proud of his responsibilities here.

But lately, there seems to be something amiss. He just seems to be drinking more. And is more reticent in conversation. Has anything happened to MAX in the past several weeks to bring about what seems to be this terrible depression?

Please help me. I love him so. Please, any help would be appreciated. MAX, darling, sugar-lump, we've gone through our rough patches, and we'v3e always gotten through them TOGETHER!!! That's what SOUL-MATES do!!!

where are you??? TALK TO ME!!! COME HOME!!! COME HOME TO MY WAITING BOSOM!!! PLEASE!!!!



BWHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA !

Best post I've read in a while!!!:D

Carmine
04-14-2005, 11:04 AM
Max: a rebuttal? (pardon the pun!)

vanzilla
04-14-2005, 02:27 PM
Max - Chester needs a hug.

I said hug - NOT PLUG. Sick bastard.

MAX
04-14-2005, 02:30 PM
Awwww.........

That's cute but Chester is brown and white. lol.

stilleddiesangel
04-14-2005, 02:48 PM
Poor Chester.. damn Max.. how cruel is that... ;)

MAX
04-14-2005, 02:52 PM
"Poor Chester" my ass!!! LOL!!!

I challenge anyone to find a goat that gets as much love as he does. :p

Guitar Shark
04-14-2005, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by MAX
"Poor Chester" my ass!!! LOL!!!

I challenge anyone to find a goat that gets as much love as he does. :p

vanzilla
04-14-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Awwww.........

That's cute but Chester is brown and white. lol.

I thought he was just white after you got done with him...:D

Just messing with you dude!

ZahZoo
04-14-2005, 04:13 PM
Bunch of goat fucking heathens!!

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by MAX
"Poor Chester" my ass!!! LOL!!!

I challenge anyone to find a goat that gets as much love as he does. :p

which would explain why I found THIS in Max's purse!


http://www.issaonline.com/issacentral/store/nutritionary/images/horny_goat_weed_lg.jpg

Roguesgirl
04-14-2005, 04:33 PM
and this in his car...

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/SuperhornyGOATWEED60cap3pk_enlarge.jpg

academic punk
04-14-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
which would explain why I found THIS in Max's purse!


http://www.issaonline.com/issacentral/store/nutritionary/images/horny_goat_weed_lg.jpg

heeeheehee...

Hey, MAX, all this exposure into your wicked ways has to be bothering you. In fact, admit it, it's gotta be...ahem...

GETTING YOUR GOAT.

Carmine
04-14-2005, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
and this in his car...

http://www.manekineko.us/catalog/images/product/SuperhornyGOATWEED60cap3pk_enlarge.jpg


LMMFAO!!!:D

Chester
04-14-2005, 04:48 PM
Ewe people are all a bunch of assholes!!! My god!!! Especially you, Carmine Raguzza!!!

I'll have ewe know that MAX doesn't need ANY help in the matters of getting and maintaining arousal, thank ewe very much. Just one look at my sweet goat ass, just one caress of my hefty goat testicles, just one touch of my soft fur, and...well...let's just say that "MAX" is short for "MAXIMUM"!!!

Ewe're all just a bunch of jealous bitches!!! Well, let me tell ewe something!!! Once ewe go goat, ewe've finally hit the high note!!!

Carmine
04-14-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Chester
Once ewe go goat, ewe've finally hit the high note!!!

Thats it.....I just pissed myself! :D

Guitar Shark
04-14-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Chester
I'll have ewe know that MAX doesn't need ANY help in the matters of getting and maintaining arousal, thank ewe very much. Just one look at my sweet goat ass, just one caress of my hefty goat testicles, just one touch of my soft fur, and...well...let's just say that "MAX" is short for "MAXIMUM"!!!


LMAO... that deserves a 5 star vote, whoever you are.

MAX
04-14-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
which would explain why I found THIS in Max's purse!

LMAO!!! :D


First of all, it's NOT a purse!!! It's European!!! Secondly, just cos I said you could have the peanut butter cups that were in it, that did not give you the right to go searching through my unmentionables!!! :mad:

Anonymous
04-14-2005, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by ZahZoo
Bunch of goat fucking heathens!!

Shut up, you tree talking heathen! Everyone has their sexual preferences. Respect them! :mad:

Cheers! :bottle: