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Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 08:13 AM
Last Friday.
After the evening shift at work, I hopped on the train to Helsinki, I had agreed to meet a lady I found the previous weekend.
I arrived about an hor later. We head straight to a nightclub with her and her three female friends.
To cut the long story short, later that night we go to her apartment and a moment later we don't have our clothes on.
At one point I'm laying on my back, and I'm kissing her >peachcake<, she's about sitting on my face
SUDDENLY I hear some noise! Her young dog runs through the doors, jumps to the bed AND STARTS SNIFFING MY LOVE SWORD!!!
I panic and push it away! Why was the door open! Why did it come after my MOST IMPORTANT BODY PART? I saw what it did to it's chewing bone...what if it had bitten me!
I could be penisless...
I had to tell my friends about this traumatic incident...hahahah...now it's gone into beastiality..."AWe did a dog and a girl last weekend"...bwahahaha.
NEARLY-BEASTIALITY EXPERIENCES CAN BE VERY TRAUMATIC.
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 08:14 AM
It was clean! After all, it was polished for a while just a moment earlier - IT WAS NOT THE SMELL!!!
DlocRoth
04-18-2005, 11:02 AM
Dodged a bullet, man.
Now that we got that outta the way....
How about the birds??
Jesterstar
04-18-2005, 11:07 AM
It could have been attracted to the precum that cums out after a good right sucking.
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Dodged a bullet, man.
Now that we got that outta the way....
How about the birds??
There were some smashing birds on the move this weekend...
I got drunk on three nights, first with that dog-owner bird, then at a housewarming party of my friend.
Yesterday I went to see the hockey league finals in Helsinki...the team from my hometown Oulu, up north, won the fourth game, therefore winning the championship 3-1!!!
Man did we celebrate...in the end I went to a good, quite new nightclub called "Happyland" or something in finnish, they've got a rock-department and a dance-department...
Anyway, I ran into some more fans of our team. We started singing the supporters songs...the bartenders on that side were 2 chicks and a guy, one of those chicks is also a tv-host, and somewhat of a celebrity, and I kid you not, the other looked like Jessica Alba, only taller. I guess they support the local team from Helsinki, they started throwing ice cubes at us, and squirting water with the hose they have behind a counter!!!
It was very appealing..."The Coyote Ugly" of Funland...ha ha ha...those chicks are that hot...I'll post a photo in a moment...
I didn't get back to Hämeenlinna, where I live, 120 km from Helsinki, until 4:45 in the monday morning...I would've had to go to work at six, but I didn't get there until 3 hours later when one of my workmates called me...lol
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
It could have been attracted to the precum that cums out after a good right sucking.
hahaha..."precum".
We have a word for that too...it would translate into something like "the action drop"...hahahah
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 11:37 AM
here's the celebrity one...Tea Khalifa.
UFF
Matt White
04-18-2005, 12:00 PM
AWE's BLOWOUT WEEKEND: BROADS, BEER, HOCKEY & DOGS!!!
Now THAT should be a movie!!!
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
AWE's BLOWOUT WEEKEND: BROADS, BEER, HOCKEY & DOGS!!!
Now THAT should be a movie!!!
But who would be handsome enough to play my part?
Clint Eastwood? Johnny Depp? Benny Hill? Marlon Brando, old Brando or the young Brando...hahahah.
Matt White
04-18-2005, 12:15 PM
What about a young Benny Hill?
Or a young Oliver Reed?
A box office BONANZA I say!
Golden AWe
04-18-2005, 12:34 PM
I love the idea!
let's hope I don't let this all go into my head
Reverberator
04-20-2005, 07:35 PM
FUCK ME !!!!
How many times must I tell you ?
BELLA is for life , not just for Christmas .
UHUHUHUHUHUHUHHUHUHUHHUH .
Golden AWe
04-21-2005, 03:10 AM
oh faaak.
it's all soft again.
Reverberator
04-23-2005, 06:58 PM
Untill Bella Wanks it with her marigold's on , eh?
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