Next Season Surreal Life

[Fabulous Shadow]

Jose Conseco?

Jose Canseco, Omarosa Join 'Surreal' Cast
Mar 30, 8:10 AM EST


VH1 has selected seven new has-beens to stop being polite and start trying to revive their careers on "The Surreal Life." The fifth season of the reality show, now in production, will premiere Sept. 4, the cable channel announced Tuesday.

In the show, a group of not A-list celebs are taped 24 hours a day while living and playing together in a mansion in the Hollywood Hills.

The new cast includes "America's Next Top Model" judge Janice Dickinson, former slugger Jose Canseco, Sandi "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa, Bronson Pinchot from "Perfect Strangers," Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth from the first season of "The Apprentice," British model Caprice and motorcrosser Carey Hart.

The first two seasons of "The Surreal Life" aired on The WB before the show moved to VH1. Past cast members include Flavor Flav, Charo, Ron Jeremy, Verne Troyer, Vanilla Ice and Corey Feldman.

[bueno bob]

We need a reality show starring Gary Cherone, Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony, Alex Van Halen, Edward Van Halen, and David Lee Roth.

"THE REAL VAN HALEN" or some shit...now THAT I'd actually watch!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
The new cast includes "America's Next Top Model" judge Janice Dickinson, former slugger Jose Canseco, Sandi "Pepa" Denton of Salt-N-Pepa, Bronson Pinchot from "Perfect Strangers," Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth from the first season of "The Apprentice," British model Caprice and motorcrosser Carey Hart.
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Janica Dickinson? Who the fuck is that?

Choosing Bronson Pinchot to participate in this show is a new all time low for reality TV.

DLR7884
I hope Canseco smacks that Omarosa bitch around in a drunken rage.

[Roguesgirl]

Jose was a nice peice of ass back in the day. Not sure what to think of him now.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Janica Dickinson? Who the fuck is that?

Choosing Bronson Pinchot to participate in this show is a new all time low for reality TV.

DLR7884
I hope Canseco smacks that Omarosa bitch around in a drunken rage.

Janice was one of Barker's beauties on The Price is Right.

She accused him of sexual harassment, but she lost in court, all the sex was consenual.

Nice back in the day. Nice rack.

[DLR7884]

Balki Bartokomous: Well, of course not, don't be ridi-cool-us.

DLR7884
I wonder if he'll refuse to say that on the show!

[FORD]

Did Peter Brady ever fuck that model chick that was hot for him?

If he didn't, then he must take after his dad..... In which case he could fuck China.

[ALinChainz]

They showed some out takes where Pete was getting up on her in the back of the van on a return trip from somewhere.

My bet is he tapped that certainly.

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by DLR7884
Balki Bartokomous: Well, of course not, don't be ridi-cool-us.



nah, he's always Serge to me.

[Bill Lumbergh]

I'm sure TLR hopes that Jose reveals his roid shrunken nuts on screen!

[Thorman]

Honestly...Im surprised DLR hasnt been on this show yet.....I bet they have asked him for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Janice was one of Barker's beauties on The Price is Right.

She accused him of sexual harassment, but she lost in court, all the sex was consenual.

Nice back in the day. Nice rack.

I think you have the wrong janice in mind. This is Janice Dickenson...
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/7/7/30-61976.jpg

Janice is an accomplished photgrapher, she has shot such stars as Sylvester Stallone, Naomi Campbell, Sharon Stone, and Randy Quaid.
Claims to have coined the term "Supermodel".
Janice was one of the first American models to land a foreign contract. It was with JVC, in the late 70's as the face of a new camera.
Janice published a memoir entitled "No Lifeguard on Duty: the Accidental Life of the World's First Supermodel" in April 2002. It became a "Los Angeles Times" best-seller. Her next book "Everything About Me is Fake...And I'm Perfect" was released in April 2004 also became a best-seller.

[POJO_Risin]

This show is fucking painful...

[POJO_Risin]

Janice Pennington was the Barker Beauty...right?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Janice Pennington was the Barker Beauty...right?

THATS IT!! Thanks Poj....that name has been bugging me all day!!

[Fabulous Shadow]

I dont think so???

This in Jancie Pennington
http://www.internationalscope.com/images/janice-pennington.jpg

Is that her???

[ALinChainz]

My bad.

This is she.

I was wrong.

[ALinChainz]

I was thinking Diane (or Diana?) Parkinson.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I was thinking Diane (or Diana?) Parkinson.

LOL! Wasn't it Diane Lane?

[ALinChainz]

Breasts have a way of confusing my thought process.

Call it a weakness.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Me too I guess... Diane Lane is the actress from Unfaithful...
I need to leave this thread! I'm so confused...

[POJO_Risin]

Diane Parkinson...lmfao...is her name...

http://www.all-nude-celebrities-free.com/celebrity/d3/diane-parkinson-nude/diane-parkinson-nude-2.jpg

[POJO_Risin]

And this is Diane Lane...very hot..very very hot...this isn't a great face pic...but are we looking at her face...

http://www.celebs-sex-scenes.com/diane-lane/diane-lane-nude-010.jpg

[Thorman]

and? i think she is gross...look at her

[jojo2371]

Originally posted by FORD
Did Peter Brady ever fuck that model chick that was hot for him?

If he didn't, then he must take after his dad..... In which case he could fuck China.
yeah they been living together for the past 6 months

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by jojo2371
yeah they been living together for the past 6 months

I would assume he's fucked her by now. :D