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Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:17 PM
I've gotten Private message Request after Private Message Request to fucking Mod and Webmaster this whole fucking board. Well I see that there is no other way to make that happen then to Have my PEOPLE!!!!!!!! MY ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come forward. We are working on a Roadmap to Peace. But we have to have full cooperation of everyone at the army. Sure some people MAY AND I MEAN MAY get banned along the way.

But this is the Future. JESTERSTAR can lead this site to GRATENESS!!!!!!!!!

I have yet to encounter someone on this site with my leadership skills. I have yet to see someone with my FLAIR AND PINAZZ!!!!!!

I have yet to see alot of things here. And with the Support of the Many Many Many Many to many people to Many. People that support me and what I do I decided that outcry was to much.

Join THE JESTERARMY!!!!!!!!!!

This is what this place needs and I know you feel it.

Let's TAKE THIS TO A NEW LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:18 PM
JOIN THE JESTER...........ALL STARS!!!!!!!!!!!

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 03:23 PM
Bow down bastards!

Warham
04-26-2005, 03:29 PM
No thanks.

I want to follow someone who can spell minion correctly.

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 03:30 PM
It is no secret that Jesterstar and the All Stars are the future of the army. Unfortunately, do to childhood molestations, drunkenness, and diabetes; few are mentally able to come to grips with this fact. I came to this epiphany after a conversation with my deaf aunt. Only Jester’s All Stars have the uptown machismo and elegance to bring this great message board to the next level of sexiness. We can go far with Star and GAR indeed. All will be well. The first order of business will be to ban all Fat Women and 44 yr/old Dragon Ball Z fans posting as 12 yr old catholic school girls.

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 03:30 PM
WTF is PINAZZ?

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
WTF is PINAZZ?

If you have to ask you ain't got it.

Moving forward I can see that there is still resitance. Not for long. You see calls have been made. People are getting banned and soon I will be the WEBMASTER that you've all been dreaming of.

aesop
04-26-2005, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
If you have to ask you ain't got it.

Moving forward I can see that there is still resitance. Not for long. You see calls have been made. People are getting banned and soon I will be the WEBMASTER that you've all been dreaming of.

I know what Pinazz is...






...Do I win a prize? Or do I just 'Get It'?

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:35 PM
Join my ALLIANCE OF POWER.

pete
04-26-2005, 03:41 PM
Where do I sign?

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:42 PM
Right here. Pledge allegence to a WINNING TEAM

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 03:43 PM
Oh sorry... I thought it was pizazz...

pinache, possibly?

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Oh sorry... I thought it was pizazz...

pinache, possibly?

You better pop it whatever it is you have. OWNED/

pete
04-26-2005, 03:45 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth


pinache, possibly?

The correct spelling is panache.

oWN3D

LOL

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by pete
The correct spelling is panache.

oWN3D

LOL

You sir are A HIGH RANKING OFFICER.

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 03:48 PM
right on, pete.

Get in line with your sig.

You two play any good D'n'D today?

Dungeon master is as close as its gonna get.

pete
04-26-2005, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
right on, pete.

Get in line with your sig.

You two play any good D'n'D today?

Dungeon master is as close as its gonna get.

The retarderator speaks.

He places his ear against an especially handicapped students' butt and hears....

OWneD

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 03:56 PM
Oh fuck!!

What am I gonna do?

Whenever I enter the mysterious world of the internet I will be reminded of being owned.

You two tall, cool glasses of frothy ass cream are just aces!

BWAAAHAHAHAHA

So serious, Pete. (meow)

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 03:58 PM
Pete is a fine addition to our All Star squad. Pete's story is quite poetic: a deposed governor returning to take revenge upon those who shunned him. You sir, shall join us in Valhalla.

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 04:02 PM
I thought his story was "Flowers for Algernon"

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 04:23 PM
DlocRoth will be our First Victim of Disaster. After we peel him of any esteem he has left.........Which isn't much. But I digress. I will personally ban him for LIFE. Giving him a taste of his owned Medicine.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pete
04-26-2005, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
Oh fuck!!

What am I gonna do?

Whenever I enter the mysterious world of the internet I will be reminded of being owned.

You two tall, cool glasses of frothy ass cream are just aces!

BWAAAHAHAHAHA

So serious, Pete. (meow)

Your need to continually retaliate reveals your subconscience desire to be manipulated in the palm of capable hands.

in other words...

0hhhhhNED

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 04:31 PM
you maniac!:rolleyes:

Oh well... I'm done with you.

I gotta go pick up my wife at work.

A wife is a woman, btw.

Have fun storming the castle.

(Pats on head)

WARF
04-26-2005, 04:31 PM
Can I be in your Jesterarmy?!?!?!?!?!

pete
04-26-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
you maniac!:rolleyes:

Oh well... I'm done with you.

I gotta go pick up my wife at work.

A wife is a woman, btw.

Have fun storming the castle.

(Pats on head)

You will report back at 10pm ET.

DlocRoth
04-26-2005, 04:34 PM
By the way, Pete...

I'm not retaliating, I'm conversating.

Like I do all day... with children.

Now be nice Mr. rough'n'stuff.

pete
04-26-2005, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by DlocRoth
By the way, Pete...

I'm not retaliating, I'm conversating.

Like I do all day... with children.

Now be nice Mr. rough'n'stuff.

:)

You just can't stop!!! You've been sucked into the abyss.

There's a word for it. I'll think of it.

Does anyone know it?

hhhhmmmmmm

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Can I be in your Jesterarmy?!?!?!?!?!

Of course.

WARF
04-26-2005, 05:13 PM
You motherfuckers better be nice to the Chief and Commander JESTERSTAR!

I've already heard there is gonna be ALOT of people fired here, from the lack of respect you give him!!!!

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 05:15 PM
WARF your a TEAM PLAYER...........I like that.

Seems to me these guys don't take me Seriously. I think I'm going to have to Step up my MODSHIP and WEBMASTER STATUS.

PEOPLE ARE GETTING OWNED BIG TIME>

WARF
04-26-2005, 05:21 PM
http://www.lurl.it/blog/archives/img/wargames.jpg

SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 05:25 PM
Fuck this is easier than I was exspecting. They rolled over on their bellies for us.

WARF
04-26-2005, 05:34 PM
http://www.alaysia.com/images/eastershow/pigs.jpg

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 05:51 PM
Jerkiestfart, you're a ball-breaker. I mean, you're harmless, but couldn't you just figure out this world is not always spinning round your beloved little belly button? :rolleyes:

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Jerkiestfart, you're a ball-breaker. I mean, you're harmless, but couldn't you just figure out this world is not always spinning round your beloved little belly button? :rolleyes:


Pipe down Plebian! Two baggers like you will recieve the tea bag of death if you do not hail the coming Jester Junta. Jester, Stillwell, Gar, Pete, and now WARF! are unstoppable!!

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Stillwell
Pipe down Plebian! Two baggers like you will recieve the tea bag of death if you do not hail the coming Jester Junta. Jester, Stillwell, Gar, Pete, and now WARF! are unstoppable!!

At best, this whole shit is an attempt at humor, and if it is, it's hitting the bottom of clumsy grotesque.

By the way, the correct spelling is "plebeian", you preposterous philistine! :cool:

pete
04-26-2005, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
At best, this whole shit is an attempt at humor, and if it is, it's hitting the bottom of clumsy grotesque.

By the way, the correct spelling is "plebeian", you preposterous philistine! :cool:

ahhh the effortless acquisition of cheap real estate.

You will make a great throw rug.

Nickdfresh
04-26-2005, 06:22 PM
http://www.rheinland-kompanie.de/r-gay_army.jpg

Our new header for the occasion?

WARF
04-26-2005, 06:26 PM
Join the all-star team Nickdfresh!

We have 401k...

Full medical....

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by pete

You will make a great throw rug.

Who will??

pete
04-26-2005, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Who will??

Vous aimez embrasser les anuses des hommes.

pete
04-26-2005, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Who will??

Vous longtemps au contact de jeu fôlatre avec des mâles pour l'intamacy physique


POSsédé

Big Troubles
04-26-2005, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I've gotten Private message Request after Private Message Request to fucking Mod and Webmaster this whole fucking board. Well I see that there is no other way to make that happen then to Have my PEOPLE!!!!!!!! MY ASSOCIATES!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come forward. We are working on a Roadmap to Peace. But we have to have full cooperation of everyone at the army. Sure some people MAY AND I MEAN MAY get banned along the way.

But this is the Future. JESTERSTAR can lead this site to GRATENESS!!!!!!!!!

I have yet to encounter someone on this site with my leadership skills. I have yet to see someone with my FLAIR AND PINAZZ!!!!!!

I have yet to see alot of things here. And with the Support of the Many Many Many Many to many people to Many. People that support me and what I do I decided that outcry was to much.

Join THE JESTERARMY!!!!!!!!!!

This is what this place needs and I know you feel it.

Let's TAKE THIS TO A NEW LEVEL!!!!!!!!!!

:rolleyes: still here? cripes... The Gods MUST be fucking crazy.

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by pete
Pete aime embrasser les anus des hommes.

Before getting real aggressive, I'd rather ask what's the point in all that ridiculous thread. It looks a lot like pretending, as if you were all using jerky fart like a tool.

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by pete
Pete serait-il une tafiole irrésistiblement attirée par les mâles pour insister tellement sur ce sujet?!

pete
04-26-2005, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Je suis possédé. Defacate sur moi.

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 07:00 PM
We need to take our Movement to the MAIN.........They must know that this is the will of the people.

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 07:04 PM
Would Pete be a faggot irresistibly attracted to males as he insists so much on that topic?? :cool:

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 07:05 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
We need to take our Movement to the CIRCUS ........They must know that this is the will of us clowns.

pete
04-26-2005, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
I'm a french fag. Representative of the most cowardly people on the planet. Je suis possédé. Defacate sur moi.:cool:

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 07:20 PM
OK. I should have kept on avoiding these silly threads by jerky arse and his no good underling.
Just one thing, moron: you're lucky you're far enough (shows how courageous you are anyway), because if it weren't so you'd have to count your rotten teeth on the floor.
Eat your own shit, dung bug.

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
OK. I should have kept on avoiding these silly threads by jerky arse and his no good underling.
Just one thing, moron: you're lucky you're far enough (shows how courageous you are anyway), because if it weren't so you'd have to count your rotten teeth on the floor.
Eat your own shit, dung bug.

Listen tough girl. Your getting banned and there isn't shit you can do about it. Not only will you be banned. But that pic you sent me of your anus is going to be posted. GET READY TO BE OWNED.

Jérôme Frenchise
04-26-2005, 07:31 PM
I wasn't addressing you, poor pathetical clown, but to your stOOpid acolyte.

pete
04-26-2005, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
OK. I should have kept on avoiding these silly threads by jerky arse and his no good underling.
Just one thing, moron: you're lucky you're far enough (shows how courageous you are anyway), because if it weren't so you'd have to count your rotten teeth on the floor.
Eat your own shit, dung bug.

You are so owND.

hide behind a real person.

You french never fight your own battles.

Don't toy with me.

and don't think I enjoy this.

I equate talking to the french to stepping in dogshit with bare feet.

Jesterstar
04-26-2005, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by pete
You are so owND.

hide behind a real person.

You french never fight your own battles.

Don't toy with me.

and don't think I enjoy this.

I equate talking to the french to stepping in dogshit with bare feet.

Then you will have the pleasure of Banning him. I've adressed the Main. THey know who the new mod is.

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
At best, this whole shit is an attempt at humor, and if it is, it's hitting the bottom of clumsy grotesque.

By the way, the correct spelling is "plebeian", you preposterous philistine! :cool:

Seeing that you're French, will you be the person to officially wave the white flag?

Stillwell
04-26-2005, 07:59 PM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
it's hitting the bottom of clumsy grotesque.



Sounds like you're describing a typical French chick.

larbo
04-26-2005, 11:53 PM
throw in a case of beer and a bag of weed and you can count me in.

bueno bob
04-26-2005, 11:57 PM
This is all very nice, but you should all be reading the sheep pen.