There is NO SUCH THING as the BCE!!!

[Guitar Shark]

But Bush is still an idiot.

Thanks, now I feel better.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
But Bush is still an idiot.

Thanks, now I feel better.

Your own statement contradicts itself. Bush Jr IS an idiot. So how does an idiot, let alone an idiot who has never held a real job in his life, get to occupy the White House for 8 years without a legitimate election?

How does that same idiot get away with an invasion of a sovereign nation which was never a threat to the United States?

Or a massive coverup of the worst attack on the US mainland in the history of this country which, even under the best case scenario, was committed by someone with 30 year ties to his family?

How is this idiot's family, and the list of names who work for them (Cheney, Rummy, Wolfowitz, etc) the power behind every Republican administration since World War II, if "there is no such thing as the BCE"?

[academic punk]

uh...dumb luck?

[bueno bob]

There is no luck.

There is only Alan the Panther.

[Redballjets88]

who cares?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by FORD
blah blah blah BCE blah blah blah

You're not listening. I don't care about any of that. All I want is for you to stop referring to the BCE, a non-existent entity, so much. People here without sufficient brain cells (i.e., Jesterstar) may actually start to believe that such a thing actually exists.

[FORD]

Originally posted by bueno bob
There is no luck.

There is only Alan the Panther.

Alan the Panther is part of the BCE? :confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
But Bush is still an idiot.

Thanks, now I feel better.

TRUE DAT! :D

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FORD
Alan the Panther is part of the BCE? :confused:

NO! ALAN is the great panther God who one must seek to achieve true enlightenment.

But before ALAN THE PANTHER will enlighten you, one must bring him a snack and a six-pack of Guiness draught, if you ever can find him.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
a six-pack of Guiness draught

Blasphemy!

Guinness and cans do not mix.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Blasphemy!

Guinness and cans do not mix.

True, but those come in four packs...

The relatively new bottles have the cartridge in the bottom.

http://www.michaelfleming.webcentral.com.au/pics/guiness-bottle.jpg

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
But Bush is still an idiot.

Thanks, now I feel better.

at least ol' gw's been keepin his mouth shut lately. Probably gearing up to invade somewhere.

[FORD]

Originally posted by ODShowtime
at least ol' gw's been keepin his mouth shut lately. Probably gearing up to invade somewhere.

I guess you just missed his latest embarrassment of a press conference.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
I guess you just missed his latest embarrassment of a press conference.

What press "conference" ?

I must have missed the part where he answered a question:confused:

He smirked, dodged, and non sequitored as usual though:cool:

[ODShowtime]

Originally posted by FORD
I guess you just missed his latest embarrassment of a press conference.

oh yeah, I heard about that yesterday morning. the one that he had to push back from 9PM to 8:30 so it wouldn't interfere with May sweeps? and then it got cut-off at 9 anyway? :rolleyes:

I am out of the loop though. It's nice :cool:

[Guitar Shark]

Arielle Bot has conclusively confirmed that the BCE exists only in FORD's imagination. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=495307#post4953087)

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Arielle Bot has conclusively confirmed that the BCE exists only in FORD's imagination. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=495307#post4953087)

You can't take her word for it. She admitted to being related to Diebold machines! (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20388&perpage=30&pagenumber=4)

[Guitar Shark]

Saw that too. Pretty funny.

[Guitar Shark]

Bump

[jcook11]

Originally posted by FORD
Your own statement contradicts itself. Bush Jr IS an idiot. So how does an idiot, let alone an idiot who has never held a real job in his life, get to occupy the White House for 8 years without a legitimate election?

How does that same idiot get away with an invasion of a sovereign nation which was never a threat to the United States?

Or a massive coverup of the worst attack on the US mainland in the history of this country which, even under the best case scenario, was committed by someone with 30 year ties to his family?

How is this idiot's family, and the list of names who work for them (Cheney, Rummy, Wolfowitz, etc) the power behind every Republican administration since World War II, if "there is no such thing as the BCE"?

Governing the state of Texas is not a real job?:rolleyes:

[FORD]

Originally posted by jcook11
Governing the state of Texas is not a real job?:rolleyes:

Actually, it's not. It's mostly ceremonial duties. The lieutenant governor of Texas is the one who actually does most of the executive branch duties in the state government.

[BITEYOASS]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
But Bush is still an idiot.

Thanks, now I feel better.

You got that right. It's a waste of time to search all over the place for conspiracies when the incompetencies and cronyism of this administration is right in front of our face.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by jcook11
Governing the state of Texas is not a real job?:rolleyes:

Let's see. Dubya changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. His tax cuts bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money (sound familiar?).He set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history. Heckuva job!

[LoungeMachine]

BUSH

Well we KNOW there's a gaggle of them

CRIMINAL

Well we know they've had their fair share of CRIMINALS within the family

EMPIRE

This is the THIRD generation of them in power.

Sorry Counselor, there IS a BCE

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by blueturk
Let's see. Dubya changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. His tax cuts bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money (sound familiar?).He set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history. Heckuva job!

There you go! You're finally coming around and getting your head out of your ass! Good to have you on the winning team!

[binnie]

All the evidence suggests there is a BCE.

No-one is that lucky.....


No-one, sometimes there are too many coincidences

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
BUSH

Well we KNOW there's a gaggle of them

CRIMINAL

Well we know they've had their fair share of CRIMINALS within the family

EMPIRE

This is the THIRD generation of them in power.

Sorry Counselor, there IS a BCE

i wonder if, in an alternate universe,
drof is at his terminal, exposing the kfc. i mean kce.
:spank:

[FORD]

Nah.... Judas IsKerryot is no criminal. He's just a sellout.

[ashstralia]

kennedy, mate, kennedy.

not the idiot with the rich wife.

[FORD]

The Kennedys weren't criminals either. Yeah, old Joe sold some bootleg whiskey, but let's face it, that Prohibition was bullshit and everyone knew it.

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Arielle Bot has conclusively confirmed that the BCE exists only in FORD's imagination. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=495307#post4953087)

Yes but unfortunately she still hasn't moved on from our short but incredible relationship (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=931861#post931861) from last year.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by FORD
The Kennedys weren't criminals either. Yeah, old Joe sold some bootleg whiskey, but let's face it, that Prohibition was bullshit and everyone knew it.


yep, exactly.

[thome]

This BCE is the coolest thing since the Divinci Code is there a movie
slated..?

Who is running the merchandising..?

Books sub title:: GW, stupidest claims to the greatest amount of stupidity, yet still a mastermind in the greatest cover-up conspiracy
since The Divinci Code .

It's pur Geenues!

[THE BCE]

There most certainly IS a BCE.

:tool:

[Satan]

Oh, for the love of all that's unholy...... :rolleyes:

[Dr. Love]

LOL, that is a great avatar.

[Guitar Shark]

Bump. :D

The recent election proves that the BCE does not exist.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bump. :D

The recent election proves that the BCE does not exist.

And Poppy once again taking the reigns at the White House proves that it does ;)

[Warham]

If I'm not mistaken, George W. Bush is the president, not George H.W. Bush.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Warham
If I'm not mistaken, George W. Bush is the president, not George H.W. Bush.

So it's just a mere coincidence that Poppy's old CIA buddy Bob Gates is suddenly the Secretary of Defense.

Chimpy might still occupy the Oval Office, but Poppy's back in the throne of the Bush Criminal Empire.

[Warham]

No, it's because Bob Gates has worked for six administrations, and knows his shit.

[Lqskdiver]

I don't know shit about this guy so i can't comment.

But how the hell do you go from CIA to President of a University to SoD??

[Warham]

I can see the leap from CIA Director to Secretary of DoD.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
I don't know shit about this guy so i can't comment.

But how the hell do you go from CIA to President of a University to SoD??

The same way you go from 40 something drunken coke addicted multiple failure to Governor of Texas.

Poppy Bush pulled some strings.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
I don't know shit about this guy so i can't comment.

But how the hell do you go from CIA to President of a University to SoD??

Texas A&M is a well known recruiting ground for the BCE/CIA/NSA

The devil horns signs are actually a secret signal to go to your predetermined post to await further instructions from the GodHead.

Underneath the visitor's locker room is where Darth Cheney hides in a 100 ft. deep bunker with state of the art eavedropping capabilities.

All of this was funded by poppy sales in Afghanistan.

[Lqskdiver]

I'm sure Dave will enlighten us on how he was INSTALLED there by the BCE to monitor all suspicious activities involving the engineering deptartment and sheep.

[Lqskdiver]

Well that didn't take long!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
The same way you go from 40 something drunken coke addicted multiple failure to Governor of Texas.

Poppy Bush pulled some strings.



Air National Guard = FAILED

Run for Congress = FAILED

Drilling for oil in fucking Texas = FAILED

Owner of a MLB franchise = FAILED

Being a "war president" = FAILED


Good thing he always has Poppy to bail his ass out.

[Lqskdiver]

I guess I didn't make myself more clear.

What kind of background helps you land a position in the CIA then one in academics? Or maybe being President of a University has nothing to do with that.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
I guess I didn't make myself more clear.

What kind of background helps you land a position in the CIA then one in academics? Or maybe being President of a University has nothing to do with that.


Running a University has very little if anything to do with academics.

It's a business, plain and simple.

But knowing where all of the bodies are buried [literally] of the First Family of Texas certainly doesn't hurt one's Resume ;)

[Dr. Love]

Silly Guitar Shark, trying to deny the obvious.

Silly Lqskdiver, questioning LoungeMachine's expertise in being a University President.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
I don't know shit about this guy so i can't comment.

But how the hell do you go from CIA to President of a University to SoD??

Donna Shalala (Clinton's Secretary of Health and Human Services) is President of University of Miami. Persons with broad educational backgrounds and experience dealing with people can easily make the jump in these types of jobs.

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


All of this was funded by poppy sales in Afghanistan.

Poppy?

Ha!! You made a pun...and a funny one. :D