A Proposal To The 3 Incher

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I know that EVERYBODY is sick of you. You have the intelligence of a sick goat, you are the saddest motherfucker around, otherwise you, a Hagar fan, wouldn't be posting on a Dave site. You are a liar and a hypocrit and you can't face the truth.

So, here I will PM you my address, and you can come over here and we'll settle this face to face. I'm being realistic, cos there ain't no way I'll be able to get over there, so, you'll have to come over here. The UK is easy to get round, much easier than the US, anyways, and I'm just a 16-year old kid. However, I'll still pay for 1/2 your flight.

So, we'll settle this face to face. Just you and me, plus a witness, no violence, just words. Tell me WHY you are here. Tell me WHY you are such a hypocrit. Tell me HOW you can be a Hagar fan, tell me WHY you are so sad, tell me WHY you lie so much, tell me WHY you can't face the truth, and, despite our proving you wrong constantly, you are still claiming that from 1986+ VH have sold "80 million and counting". TO MY FACE

Let's see how cocky you'll be then, MOTHER FUCKER.

PS-Bring Thorman and VU, if you like, I'll be free everyday from June 28th-September 1st.

[Seshmeister]

Hey 0-0 wasn't a bad result why are you so upset?:)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I want to shhot him down in FULL public view. I want to meet him face to face. I want to reveal that he is fat, bald and wears nothing but a string vest and a pair of cycling shorts.

The thing is, he just bores me now, I want to get rid of him forever.

[s.o.s.r]

i call shotgun on being the witness! ;)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Where in the UK are you?

ps-Seshmeister, if you were reffering to Liverpool and Chelsea with that 0-0 remark, that has nothing to do with it. I don't think it's a bad result either, but it means if there is a draw in the next round, Chelsea get through on away goals, don't they? I want Tim Lovejoy's (Soccer AM presenter) smug look wiped off the face on his big head.

[superdave]

Shaun-I would love to help you, except I would be more inclined to use violence, there is nothing that would make me happier to BEAT the living fuck out of 3, Thorman, and Tom Vu (Van Squalen)

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Where in the UK are you?

ps-Seshmeister, if you were reffering to Liverpool and Chelsea with that 0-0 remark, that has nothing to do with it. I don't think it's a bad result either, but it means if there is a draw in the next round, Chelsea get through on away goals, don't they? I want Tim Lovejoy's (Soccer AM presenter) smug look wiped off the face on his big head.

huddersfield, up the m62 from you.

yeah, chelski would go through if it was a score draw. 0-0 and it goes to extra-time, pens etc.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Hmmm, maybe I'll sell tickets for this, give the money to Sarge.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I know that EVERYBODY is sick of you. You have the intelligence of a sick goat, you are the saddest motherfucker around, otherwise you, a Hagar fan, wouldn't be posting on a Dave site. You are a liar and a hypocrit and you can't face the truth.

So, here I will PM you my address, and you can come over here and we'll settle this face to face. I'm being realistic, cos there ain't no way I'll be able to get over there, so, you'll have to come over here. The UK is easy to get round, much easier than the US, anyways, and I'm just a 16-year old kid. However, I'll still pay for 1/2 your flight.

So, we'll settle this face to face. Just you and me, plus a witness, no violence, just words. Tell me WHY you are here. Tell me WHY you are such a hypocrit. Tell me HOW you can be a Hagar fan, tell me WHY you are so sad, tell me WHY you lie so much, tell me WHY you can't face the truth, and, despite our proving you wrong constantly, you are still claiming that from 1986+ VH have sold "80 million and counting". TO MY FACE

Let's see how cocky you'll be then, MOTHER FUCKER.

PS-Bring Thorman and VU, if you like, I'll be free everyday from June 28th-September 1st.

At half price, that'd be a good deal for him and a nice vacation - even if he gets his ass kicked for his effort, but still :)

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Hmmm, maybe I'll sell tickets for this, give the money to Sarge.

maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of your mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of your mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

are you fucking retarded? you said nothing about the shaun's challenge, you only insulted (lamely i might add) his mother...

what were you doing? were you getting off to the sight of the dog's dick? or were you simply just jealous that something was getting pussy, becuase it's obvious that you haven't gotten any in years...

what a fucknut...

at least you're starting to learn how to spell...

if you don't want to answer shaun's challenge, then answer mine you fucking twat, i'll kick your ass anywhere and anytime...

balls in your court sherlock

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
balls in your court scrotum sucker

man you sure love balls and scrotum eh fagboy? i fucking hate you and dont need to deal with your shite. fuck you. and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots. you are a fag.

three lock rock (takin dafago for a ride)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
man i sure love balls and scrotum. by the way, i'm a fagboy. i fucking hate myself and can't deal with the fact my idol is as fat as buddha and can't sing. i must fucking kill myself and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots.i am a fag.

three inch cock (getting rode like the true bitch i am by VHdamaco)

im glad you are finally owning up to being a homosexual...

now quit being an assjobber and get out of here...

here's my personal feelings about you, its a tried and true message sent from the son of god himself...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/negative23.jpg

now get the fuck out of here

[VHdamaco]

i'm waiting for your next retarded comment...

you're nothing but a pure joke here now, you have no say in any of the matters and you're just a fucking douchebag that wants to drink a shitty brand of tequila all day and listen to lovey songs...

you're only going to ever share two stages with that fatass... i see it now...

the first one is in a gay porn, it will be the worst selling of all time...

the second will be on the fucking slab in the morgue...

i hope you die of aids you cunt

[s.o.s.r]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
man you sure love balls and scrotum eh fagboy? i fucking hate you and dont need to deal with your shite. fuck you. and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other faggots. you are a fag.

three lock rock (takin dafago for a ride)

this fucker belongs in a zoo. he's been owned so many times by everyone on this board he should be wearing a rubber mask, the pencil-dick gimp. what's his answer? "you're a fag, i'm so fuckin' cool, check me out, i called you a faggot, wow, i'm fuckin' nails, hey mom, look at this, i called someone a fag, aren't i cool." "yeah, get back in front of the camera so zed can do the cumshot on your face son." "sorry mom." he runs away from so much shit he has to take on here from every angle, this cunt should be the next prefontaine.

maybe the proposal should be this: stand and fight you worm. come on, i dare you, string a few sentences together, defend yourself. three inch cock's colours? a white cross on a white background.

saviour of stadium rock: running spineless yellow fuckers off daves's board.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by s.o.s.r
three inch cock's colours? a white cross on a white background.

he's french? even more the reason to hate this fucker...

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
i fucking hate you and dont need to deal with your shite.

Just like you didn't need to become a member on a David Lee Roth fan site, but you did it anyway. Why? Because you are one sad motherfucker. If his shite bothers you, FUCK OFF!!!

No actually...stay. You're just to fucking entertaining. YA SAD FUCK!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe i'll sell tickets to my new feature film "Three Lock Rock Suckin' Horsy COCK!" I am getting fucked in the ass by by a stallion, and man, he nearly broke me in half!. I am indeed a star of the gay horse bang circuit! I've blown more horses am I am a true star of the blue cinema!

three lock rock (scuckin' and fuckin the bard yard scene)

[Hardrock69]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of my mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

She might get upset that people might think you are actually her son.
She has a reputation to uphold, ya know?

She does not want to stoop so low as to have her videos sold by a worthless fuck as yourself.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

3IC, answer my request.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
man I sure love balls and scrotum eh? i fucking hate myself and dont need to deal with this shite. fuck me. and head on back to the sheep pen with all the other winners. I am a fag.

three lock rock (takin my mom for a ride)

What?

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Well, he STILL hasn't answered my request, just insulted my family. Seriously, there was no need for that.

This tells me that he isn't going to come, therefore he is a big boy over the internet, where he can hide and never show his face. However, he will not say these things to me in person, which officially makes him a pussy. Despite the fact that I have said that I will pay for 1/2 his flight, and I will also find accommodation for him, but he is too much of a PUSSY to come and speak to me face to face, despite the fact that I have said that I will NOT be violent.

Sheepmeisters, here is another reason for you to take the piss out of the 3 Incher. So much so, that he will not need a bladder. Ladies and Gentlemen...

*********************
IT'S OFFICIAL

3 INCH COCK IS A PUSSY
*********************

[VHdamaco]

preachin' to the choir man...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by s.o.s.r
huddersfield, up the m62 from you.

yeah, chelski would go through if it was a score draw. 0-0 and it goes to extra-time, pens etc.

i'm from Huddersfield.

COOL!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
3 INCH COCK IS A PUSSY

just about says it all really.

he says he hates me more than dave.

i take it as a compliment

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
maybe i'll sell tickets to a film of your mom getting fucked in the ass by a dog.

three lock rock (kickin shauns ass and takin names)

answer the challenge, asshole!

or are you too much of a...pussy!

[Soul Reaper]

ask him how Eruption wasn't influential.

he hasn't given me a proper answer yet.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

He wont come.

HE'S TOO SCARED, THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T ANSWERED.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
He wont come.

HE'S TOO SCARED, THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T ANSWERED.

kickin' ass and takin' names?

I think not!

[Soul Reaper]

Sammyhagar.net

705 members

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Roth Army

Over 10,000 members

sammyhagar.net slogan
'there's no substitute for red'

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here's is a few posts of some well-known members

Tom Vu:

Roth fans should be thankful for Sammy keeping the VH franchise thriving. That why the ENTIRE catalog selling so well. And naturally when a new convert hear the "Poundcake" or "Humans Being" on the radio, they will go out to the store to buy the first VH album to start his collection.

You want to stress the record sales? That is true that Dave VH sold more total albums but remember, VH I first come out to the vinyl and eight track then tape then two times on the CD (one remastering.). So many people buy the VH I about three or four times. 5150 sells nearly seven million with NO videos. That is incredible accomplishing in the 80's to today. 1984 sold well because the casual fan knows the "Jump." Yes, it is true that Dave sold more VH albums IN AMERICA but many of those fans were turn to Van Halen by Sammy. Because the David albums come to earlier, naturally people will buy those first. And remember, when most people buy a VH record, they don't think Dave or Sammy, THEY THINK THE VAN HALEN. Same team suckers.


Three Lock Rock:

i can't believe they didn't stay together and make that kickass album we were all hoping for after the tour. i saw them five times on the tour, but even that didn't feel like enough. i want my vh and i want it more!!

meanwhile, i hear Dave is playing this summer. besides the rotharmy idiots, who else is going to such a crapfest? i've been posting there for weeks because there aren't many posters at this place (even though this place fits my opinons better) and theyre all a bunch of **** losers. always angry, probably angry that their *** Roth isnt singing with the band that made him famous. ive never seen a more pathetic website.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Oh yea, I forgot, they censor bad language on the site as well.

[larbo]

three lock is the coolest person you'll ever blow um er know.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by larbo
three lock is the coolest person you'll ever blow um er know.

who are you?!

[Three Lock Rock]

Was somone looking for me?

Three Lock Rock (Helllllllllloooooooooooo Baaaaaaaaaaayby!)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Was somone looking for me?

Three Lock Rock (Helllllllllloooooooooooo Baaaaaaaaaaayby!)

No.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

YEA, CUNT. YOU GONNA TAKE THIS UP OR NOT?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
YEA, CUNT. YOU GONNA TAKE THIS UP OR NOT?

why, so you can suck my cock like i know you want to? you keep begging me to cum meet you in person, and i know why - because your a roth fan, and therefore a fag looking for a piece of ass!

your not gettin any from me, because, like all red rockers, im straight and proud of it! so go back to jackin off to your davey roth poster over your bed and spend you're day more producvtively faggot!~

three lock rock

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
why, so you can suck my cock like i know you want to? you keep begging me to cum meet you in person, and i know why - because your a roth fan, and therefore a fag looking for a piece of ass!

your not gettin any from me, because, like all red rockers, im straight and proud of it! so go back to jackin off to your davey roth poster over your bed and spend you're day more producvtively faggot!~

three lock rock

basically, you're scared of getting your ass kicked!

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
basically, you're scared of getting your ass kicked!

no im scared of getting my ass RAPED by this flagrant faggit!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
no im scared of getting my ass KICKED by this flagrant faggit!

[Soul Reaper]

Fan comes from the word fanatic.

You are not a Hagar fan, you are a faggot, who needs to get a life, quickly.

[Three Lock Rock]

why you want me all to youre own gay self, reaper? figures that all you dicksuckers would run together

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
Fan comes from the word fanatic.

You are not a Hagar fan, you are a faggot, who needs to get a life, quickly.

i have a life and its a straight life, unlike your fucking queer ass cockslurping life...hope you enjoy rotting away from aids you fucking ass packer.


THREE LOCK ROCK OWNS YOU

[Soul Reaper]

i'am not gay, by the way.

why don't you come up with an intelligent answer or something better, because everything you say sounds the same.

[Three Lock Rock]

just like everything you say sound slike "oh, i love davey he's so cool, hes so great, hes so wonderful, i want to meet him, maybe i can suck his dick, ill save his sperm forever until i sell it on ebay to make enough money to get crack for my whore of a mother".

like that?


THREE LOCK ROCK, STOMPING THE OPOSITION!

[Three Lock Rock]

and yes you are gay. your one of the biggest fags on this site.

[Soul Reaper]

I like DLR's music. I haven't met the guy so I don't know what he's like. I'm not gay, I love women.

And by the way, your mother is a bitch for ever giving birth to such a pathetic loser like you

[Soul Reaper]

you're one of the biggest fags i've ever met.

a real fan would realise that other people like different music and respect that.

I don't diss you because you're a Hagar fan, but because you're a pathetic faggot who needs to get a life.

[Three Lock Rock]

and youre mommy is a whore who had you by getting bitchslapped by her pimp because she didnt suck enough cocks to pay him money for his crack. how was it being born hooked on smack anyway, faggit? were you underwaight?

fuck your gay. now shut up dickcheese before i get really mean with you.


THREE LOCK ROCK, NO COMPETITIN AVAILABLE ON THIS QUEER WEB SITE...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
THREE LOCK ROCK, NO COMPETITIN AVAILABLE ON THIS QUEER WEB SITE...

so why don't you piss off to your gay sammyhagar.net site.

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
fuck your gay. now shut up dickcheese before i get really mean with you.

yeah, i'm really scared of a nerd... NOT!!

[Three Lock Rock]

because you fags need some reducation and to realize two things - one its not good to be gay fags and two is that is not good to worship gay faggots like davey so your wrong on both accounts, queer.

fuck you!

[Soul Reaper]

why do you post so much on this website if you hate DLR?!

i think you secretly love him (in a gay way)

[Three Lock Rock]

i think your a faggit and theres nothign secret about that is there!

[Soul Reaper]

i think YOUR a faggot and there's NO secret there!

we all know it!

your so gay you think that Hagar was a great guitarist! So fuckin' stupid!

[Three Lock Rock]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Soul Reaper
[B]i think YOUR a faggot and there's NO secret there!

we all know it!

your so gay you think that Hagar was a great guitarist! So fuckin' stupid!

well how many fucking great rock and roll albums have YOU made fuckhead? none? yeah, thats what i thought, so id watch my fucking words because you look any fucking stupider, if i was you.

fucking gay ass faggit.

[Big Fat Sammy]

your not gettin any from me, because, like all red rockers, im straight and proud of it! so go back to jackin off to your davey roth poster over your bed and spend you're day more producvtively faggot!~


This guy couldn't be for real could he? A 13 year old homophobic "red rocker"?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This guy couldn't be for real could he? A 13 year old homophobic "red rocker"?

im as real as you are a fucking queer as faggot worshiping asshole, so hell yeah, im real as the fuck stain i left on your moms face last night, FAG!

SAMMY RULES!!!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
well how many fucking great rock and roll albums have YOU made fuckhead? none? yeah, thats what i thought, so id watch my fucking words because you look any fucking stupider, if i was you.

fucking gay ass faggit.

but Sammy Hagar is definitely not one of the greatest guitarists ever, he cannot compare at all with Jimi Hendrix, and Hendrix made many great rock and roll albums!

[Shaun Ponsonby]

This is a sries of PMs between 3IC and myself. This is all completely true and completely unedited.


ME-
"Are you gonna take up my proposal or not, fuckstain?"

3IC-
"Where's the challenge in that? God damn you're boring. Go yank off to the Dave poster over your bed and quit annoying someone as obviously superior as me. Yanking off to the Dave poster over your bed would at least be a creative and productive pasttime for one as obviously homosexual as yourself.

Three Lock Rock!!"


ME-
"Once again, we get personal.

OK, not challenge, proposal.

You still didn't answer me then. So, it's obviously a challenge for you to answer me."

3IC-
"go be gay with someone else."


Now, this is stupid, he REFUSES to answer me properly. With that, I own him like a motherfucker. This is a giant owning which cancels out any times he claims to own me. Once he comes and sees me face to face-that's when this owning will be halved. When I kick his ass (verbally), that's when it will be reinstated and quadroupled.

He is a PUSSY.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Hey Soul, lets not be usin' that guys name and Jimi's in the same sentence now! lol

[Soul Reaper]

Yeah, sorry, my mistake.

Sammy Hagar doesn't compare to Good Charlotte's guitarist! :D

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
This is a sries of PMs between 3IC and myself in descending order. This is all completely true and completely unedited.


ME-
"Are you gonna take up my proposal or not, fuckstain?"

3IC-
"Where's the challenge in that? God damn you're boring. Go yank off to the Dave poster over your bed and quit annoying someone as obviously superior as me. Yanking off to the Dave poster over your bed would at least be a creative and productive pasttime for one as obviously homosexual as yourself.

Three Lock Rock!!"


ME-
"Once again, we get personal.

OK, not challenge, proposal.

You still didn't answer me then. So, it's obviously a challenge for you to answer me."

3IC-
"go be gay with someone else."


Now, this is stupid, he REFUSES to answer me properly. With that, I own him like a motherfucker. This is a giant owning which cancels out any times he claims to own me. Once he comes and sees me face to face-that's when this owning will be halved. When I kick his ass (verbally), that's when it will be reinstated and quadroupled.

He is a PUSSY.

he's definitely the stupidest person i've ever seen. and i've seen stupid!

His brain is smaller than Hagar's cock!

Though I'am convinced he IS Sammy Hagar

[Big Fat Sammy]

Sammy Hagar doesn't compare to Good Charlotte's guitarist!


:rofl: Right on!

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
im as queer as that faggot i worship. so hell yeah, im a real FAG!

SAMMY RULES (in my mind he does at least, doesn't that count!!!

btw, i love the two inch meat sam rams in my ass every night...

confirming what we knew all along...

fag