Dickface McSlapnuts
02-27-2004, 08:20 PM
Ok gang,
This is the thread to discuss all the sexual bloopers you have had in your life.
Those of you that have sex that is.
One time I was having sex with this hot ass chick.
She was smokin'.
It was our first date of course.
We went back to my house.
We started making love, and I think this chick had watched more than 1 porno movie.
She started making all these groaning noises, and yipping... like one of those Taco Bell dogs.
Fuck.. We had sex for almost 3 hours and I couldn't bust my wad.
The whole time I am having sex it is just sounding like I am skinning a fucking cat.
Finally I said fuck it and pulled the baseball bat out of her ass..
Joking.. Finally I said fuck it and gave up.
She was like "Whats the matter.. Did you cum?"
I said "Umm.. no.. I can't. All that fucking yelling you did turned me off. Please get the fuck out"
True story.
So.. any sexual bloopers or escapades that went the wrong way?
This is the thread to discuss all the sexual bloopers you have had in your life.
Those of you that have sex that is.
One time I was having sex with this hot ass chick.
She was smokin'.
It was our first date of course.
We went back to my house.
We started making love, and I think this chick had watched more than 1 porno movie.
She started making all these groaning noises, and yipping... like one of those Taco Bell dogs.
Fuck.. We had sex for almost 3 hours and I couldn't bust my wad.
The whole time I am having sex it is just sounding like I am skinning a fucking cat.
Finally I said fuck it and pulled the baseball bat out of her ass..
Joking.. Finally I said fuck it and gave up.
She was like "Whats the matter.. Did you cum?"
I said "Umm.. no.. I can't. All that fucking yelling you did turned me off. Please get the fuck out"
True story.
So.. any sexual bloopers or escapades that went the wrong way?