Three Lock Rock - SECRET IDENTITY REVEALED!!

[bueno bob]

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

[Carmine]

Dirty bastard!!


...oh wait...I knew this didn't I?


...Dirty Bastard!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dirty bastard!!


...oh wait...I knew this didn't I?


...Dirty Bastard!

Yes, you knew it! And I promise I won't say anything naughty about your mama no more! Unless you make me! :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Yes, you knew it! And I promise I won't say anything naughty about your mama no more! Unless you make me! :D

...Dirty Bastard!!!:D

[Three Lock Rock]

I'm a better Three Lock Rock than you are!:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
I'm a better Three Lock Rock than you are!:D

Dirty Bastard...????:confused:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
I'm a better Three Lock Rock than you are!:D

Oh fuck off, I was the best Three Lock Rock ever! My punctuation was even more unbelievably bad! So there!! :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dirty Bastard...????:confused:

Ahh, confusion...ain't it GRATE?!?!?!? ;)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh fuck off, I was the best Three Lock Rock ever! My punctuation was even more unbelievably bad! So there!! :)

Dirty Bastard???:confused: ????

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ahh, confusion...ain't it GRATE?!?!?!? ;)

Dirty Bastard!!!

:D

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
I'm a better Three Lock Rock than you are!:D

That avatar is priceless. LMAO

[bueno bob]

lmao, I like 3LR's new avatar anyway...more fitting now that I've outed him, hahaha...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That avatar is priceless. LMAO

By the way, GS, all apologies for anything bad I said about your mom...I said bad shit about EVERYBODY'S mom, I think :)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That avatar is priceless. LMAO

Dirty Bas...


woops, sorry dude. I got caught up in the moment....

[Brett]

I think most people with half a brain knew it was an alias, but you did suck a lot of the simpletons in. :)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
By the way, GS, all apologies for anything bad I said about your mom...I said bad shit about EVERYBODY'S mom, I think :)

Dirty Bastard!!!:rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Hey, I want SOME credit!!:D I came up with "fagboy" for every sentence and also "Kickin ass and takin names". I was also the forefather of the whole "apostrophes don't exist" game!:p

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Oh fuck off, I was the best Three Lock Rock ever! My punctuation was even more unbelievably bad! So there!! :)

Fuck u faggit!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Dirty Bastard!!!:rolleyes:

youre a dumb fag, fagboy. shut the fuck up fag! youre owned by me, three lock...the gratest hagar fan around!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

How's that?;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Fuck u faggit!

fagboy!

[bueno bob]

Alright, alright, EVERYBODYS A FAG except Three Lock Rock. I admit it, and now Three Lock Rock can rest easy! :rolleyes: :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Rikk
youre a dumb fag, fagboy. shut the fuck up fag! youre owned by me, three lock...the gratest hagar fan around!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

How's that?;)

Dirty Bastard!!!

[Three Lock Rock]

Three Lock Rock, retirin from da Rothtard Army!

Fuck allyall faggits!

[VHdamaco]

dammit...

i am one hell of an idiotic simpleton (to quote brett)...

nice ruse bueno. tell me would you prefer i came over that 6 or 7 to give you a congradulatory cupcheck?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
dammit...

i am one hell of an idiotic simpleton (to quote brett)...

nice ruse bueno. tell me would you prefer i came over that 6 or 7 to give you a congradulatory cupcheck?

If anything, THREE LOCK was a great simulation tool to scout further Admin candidates...;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Three Lock Rock, retirin from da Rothtard Army!

Fuck allyall faggits!

Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!

On second thought, LET IT!

You MAY yet be back...lmao... ;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
dammit...

i am one hell of an idiotic simpleton (to quote brett)...

nice ruse bueno. tell me would you prefer i came over that 6 or 7 to give you a congradulatory cupcheck?

LMAO!!

Grabbing my cup as we speak...!! :D

I had a lot of fun playing with you, though, hope you're not too pissed at me man!

Three Lock Bob

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
If anything, THREE LOCK was a great simulation tool to scout further Admin candidates...;)

INDEED.

He became one hell of a good tool for us to use to scout out candidates...and there's a LOT of interesting blood out there to choose from now...he's been a grate addition to the Army, actually - who'd have figured it?

[Big Troubles]

:D but oh so many more alias's yet to be discovered.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
:D but oh so many more alias's yet to be discovered.

Hey, The PEN came clean on ours.:D But I truly doubt we'll know for sure who TOM VU, THORMAN, FASTER PUSSYCAT or LARBO really are anytime soon...

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by bueno bob
LMAO!!

Grabbing my cup as we speak...!! :D

I had a lot of fun playing with you, though, hope you're not too pissed at me man!

Three Lock Bob

lol...

nah, i'm not too pissed...

it actualy was a nice way to relieve stress hard busting my brain studying for exams here at college...

[bueno bob]

Didn't we have it more or less official that Tom Vu was Van Squalen, or did I miss something?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
lol...

nah, i'm not too pissed...

it actualy was a nice way to relieve stress hard busting my brain studying for exams here at college...

All good my man...you earned your early stripes here admirably, I'll say that...

[Mezro]

Mezro...just when I was starting to enjoy fighting with Three Lock Rock...*sigh*...

[WARF]

I knew it all along.

I saw several mods IP's logged in as TLR!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Didn't we have it more or less official that Tom Vu was Van Squalen, or did I miss something?

I think the IP addresses match up exactly, but I don't know that that is a slam dunk.

[pete]

nice work

[Brett]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think the IP addresses match up exactly, but I don't know that that is a slam dunk.

They do? Not on my site they don't.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WARF
I knew it all along.

I saw several mods IP's logged in as TLR!

Damn! I was even perfecting a cover story as to why Three Lock had multiple IP's (used sports car importer from Toronto to California).

We had big plans for Three Lock, all shot to hell now!:confused: :cool:

[bueno bob]

Three Lock may make returns from time to time...just to weed out the weak, so to speak...but this is where it'll get fun - you'll NEVER know which one of us it is until a Mod does an IP check, and we'll always try to be gone before then...so keep your balls in hand, cuz they may yet come back into play when you least expect it...

:D

[Figs]

I don't appreciate your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Damn! I was even perfecting a cover story as to why Three Lock had multiple IP's (used sports car importer from Toronto to California).

We had big plans for Three Lock, all shot to hell now!:confused: :cool:

Well, not necessarily...remember, we ALL have access to him...if he comes back, they'll NEVER know which one of us it is keeping them on their toes... :)

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by bueno bob
All good my man...you earned your early stripes here admirably, I'll say that...

encouraging news...

i'm interested in seeing what you guys have planned next...

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Fuck..I knew it.

I tell you how I knew...



The two of you ALWAYS sign off at the same time

3IC always said that YOU were the only funny member of the army

YOU brought 3IC in because (a quote from THE PEN) "it has been quiet around here, other than 3 Inch Cock"

You were so quick in coming up with a nickname

3IC wouldn't come to meet me or Superdave

3IC told us that you had scared him away...any self repecting man would not admitt that.


HONESTLY, Soul Reaper and I were discussing it all day

[Carmine]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Three Lock may make returns from time to time...just to weed out the weak, so to speak...but this is where it'll get fun - you'll NEVER know which one of us it is until a Mod does an IP check, and we'll always try to be gone before then...so keep your balls in hand, cuz they may yet come back into play when you least expect it...

:D

Dirty Bastard!!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Figs
I don't appreciate your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.

I apologize for anything bad Three Lock may have said about your mother...

You know, I may have to quote "I apologize for anything bad Three Lock may have said about your mother..." and sticky it so as to cover EVERYBODY'S mother that I and the rest of the Pen have insulted, I'm sure there are LOTS of mothers out there to cover....LMAO

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
encouraging news...

i'm interested in seeing what you guys have planned next...

Just wait...I've ideas hatching already that make 3LR look like a Sunday afternoon trip to the beach...

[WARF]

Don't worry Bueno,

Deep down inside there will always be a little place in my heart for Three Lock Rock.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Figs
I don't appreciate your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.

We of the SHEEP PEN are very cunning counselor!
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/30-jahre/st3-klingons.jpg

We're sorry.:( :o

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I apologize for anything bad Three Lock may have said about your mother...

You know, I may have to quote "I apologize for anything bad Three Lock may have said about your mother..." and sticky it so as to cover EVERYBODY'S mother that I and the rest of the Pen have insulted, I'm sure there are LOTS of mothers out there to cover....LMAO

sticky it? you guys went far beyond that...

you may just have to patent that fucker...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
sticky it? you guys went far beyond that...

you may just have to patent that fucker...

"I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE NASTY THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOUR MOM"(c)Three Lock Rock, 05/02/2005

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by bueno bob
"I'M SORRY FOR ALL THE NASTY THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOUR MOM"(c)Three Lock Rock, 05/02/2005

christ...

you guys are fucking geniuses...

thank god you're the funny kind of geniuses, i really don't want to have to bitch slap any stephen hawking type fuckers...

[saint]

It took me some time to figure it out. I first suspected Bob as the lone gunman, but that didn’t really work all the way. I first thought of the Sheep Pen guys when you called each other gay and that you where making a gay-lists and stuff, sort of like TLR was fighting with him self, if you know what I mean. I first compared TLR time for posts with Bob, and there where some revealing patterns. There where also times when Bob and TLR posted at the same time, so I compared with some of the other Sheep Pen guys and sure there it was.

I do admit that I was confused at first, and believe me I have tried to figure out Thorman.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
christ...

you guys are fucking geniuses...

THAT BE WHY THEY CALL US DA SHEEP PEN, MON!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by saint
It took me some time to figure it out. I first suspected Bob as the lone gunman, but that didn’t really work all the way. I first thought of the Sheep Pen guys when you called each other gay and that you where making a gay-lists and stuff, sort of like TLR was fighting with him self, if you know what I mean. I first compared TLR time for posts with Bob, and there where some revealing patterns. There where also times when Bob and TLR posted at the same time, so I compared with some of the other Sheep Pen guys and sure there it was.

I do admit that I was confused at first, and believe me I have tried to figure out Thorman.

We're still trying to figure out THORMAN.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Rikk
We're still trying to figure out THORMAN.

I have a theory on him. But I think he's for real actually.

[bueno bob]

Could go either way...I've yet to determine...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Brett
They do? Not on my site they don't.

Courtesy of PANAMARK:

207.200.116.66 Tom Vu
207.200.116.66 VanSqualen

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20346&highlight=VanSqualen

[bueno bob]

Well, then.

[VHdamaco]

game set match on the identity of tom vu?

speaking of tom vu, where the fuck are these other twatholes?

they've turned tail and ran to their father's dicks...

[bueno bob]

I'll go find em...

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I'll go find em... http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=499486

i know i might sound retarcded, but is vader holding one of the old school nintendo zappers?

either way thats a pimp picture...

[franksters]

finally this is over!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by franksters
finally this is over!

ITS NOT OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!

...


OK, it's over. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by VHdamaco
i know i might sound retarcded, but is vader holding one of the old school nintendo zappers?

either way thats a pimp picture...

Nah, it was actually a moving .gif at first, just happened to catch the lightsaber at a bad angle.

[Nickdfresh]

I was told by a Mod that FASTERPUSSY cat posts from Glen Burnie, Maryland. No one in the PEN lives there.

[bueno bob]

Blen Gurnie, maybe, but... ;)

Just kiddin'!

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by bueno bob
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.


Un-fucking-believable Bueno Bob!!

Oh well, thanks for helping me hone my forum posting battle skills.

Curse you, Bueno!! :)

[saint]

So

http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/who-next.gif

[vanzilla]

fucking A - Nick's a webbie too now! That's fucking great!

Bob - you're a fag for putting all of us through this. I'm not letting you into the BATHHOUSE anymore unless you take back all of those things you said about my mom. Rikk also said BILL not going to give you anymore reach arounds until you apologize to me.

But in all seriousness - this begs the question WHO THE FUCK IS THORMAN?

[Hardrock69]

Hey Rikk..who is that chick pretending to suck dick in your signature?

[Stillwell]

Bob, you should've used my Van Hagar V. Roth solo sales thread idea. I'm saddened by this rejection.

[Cathedral]

Hey, great day in america, people being fooled by people they respect but don't know its them................

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Hardrock69
Hey Rikk..who is that chick pretending to suck dick in your signature?

LOL. I'm not sure. That's a pic that ROGUESGIRL gave MAX and he gave me. All I know is, I love it in my sig. It's hilarious! (And she's hot.;))

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Hey, great day in america, people being fooled by people they respect but don't know its them................

Yes. The innocence is just lost at this place now...;)

[superdave]

in the gay words of Thorman...."Bam"

[superdave]

really had me took Bueno Bob, I almost wish it wasn't true, I really wanted to kick that fuckers ass

[Rikk]

A lot of people enjoyed kicking his ass. Fun as hell playing him too. But, of course, he may be back.

Some people took it so seriously. Truth is, most of the bigwigs knew and thought it was fucking funny. I'm surprised anybody found anything REALLY harmful in it.

[Figs]

We'll all laugh about this later........

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Figs
We'll all laugh about this later........

:D

We'll all be laughing about this tomorrow. I promise!:p

[Figs]

This will only beget more aliases. A bad precedent.
Bad bad bad! Bad precedent, bad!

[Rikk]

Hey, as John Lennon put it: "Aliases beget aliases."

[tjvhou812]

what the fuck

[DlocRoth]

BWAAAHAHAHAAHA!!

Well done gentlemen....

Nice run....NICE RUN!!

Bully! Truly smashing. :)

[Redballjets88]

damn i was having fun messing with him i like followed him an entire day thanx for ruining my fun

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
damn i was having fun messing with him i like followed him an entire day thanx for ruining my fun

Or did we?

Could BOB be making this all up...

[DlocRoth]

cue eerie music......

Bravo.

[Matt White]

"Three Lock Rock - SECRET IDENTITY REVEALED!!"

YOU CRAZY KID!!!

[Diamondjimi]

Nice goin Bob ! It was getting a little slow around here lately.

Hey , you would'nt happen to be KidVegas as well would you ?

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by bueno bob
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

fagboy, you are such a fuckin liar! this really pises me off. you cant take credit for my existince you peace of shit!

fuck you fagboy!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

[Three Lock Rock]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Nice goin Bob ! It was getting a little slow around here lately.

Hey , you would'nt happen to be KidVegas as well would you ?

fuck you! and this aint bob!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

I wonder how the other 2 Ts will take this?

I imagine that the 3 PMed each other a lot.

What can you tell us about them?

[Tom Vu]

This is get to be confusing but I'm not worrying about this. If you think on this, we are all the alias. I for one swear that the name I registered under was Tom Vu and stated my true opinions on all things Van Halen. I have figuring out some motives on why people would want to do the discredit to me, 3LR, or Thorman. We are starting to make sense by present the facts and people are see things the correct way. By claiming we were made up aliases and are givng opinion of character, that throws away or entire case.

The 3T's took te life of it's own and was growing in the popularity and you guys wanted to see it stop so you claim that we are others. I don't know that 3LR is Bueno Bob and I;m not Van Squalen. If Van Squalen and I'm are the same, then Van Squalen is Asian, male, live in the millions dollar home in aflluent area. Owns a Mercedes, Infinity, Toyota Pick up, Mustang among other cars. Van Squalen is doing well by hmself as he really has bling bling and has a pool.


Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m\\m/!!!

[Rikk]

kickin ass and takin names

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Some people find it so hard to accept the truth...and they also brag about how much money they have.

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
fagboy, you are such a fuckin liar! this really pises me off. you cant take credit for my existince you peace of shit!

fuck you fagboy!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

Inconsistency Alert!!! Inconsistency Alert!!!

He spelled "liar" correctly this time!!

:)

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Bob, what made you reveal the secret?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
I wonder how the other 2 Ts will take this?

I imagine that the 3 PMed each other a lot.

What can you tell us about them?

Not really. But you'd be surprised to read some of the PM's Three Cock received.;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Bob, what made you reveal the secret?

In a nutshell, it was time to out him...a lot of people were starting to figure it out and some people were getting blamed for Three Lock who had nothing to do with it (at least originally, although everybody in the Sheep Pen took over him at different intervals).

Basically, it was to cut through a bunch of the bullshit and deflate any incorrect ideas that have been circulating around here.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

Originally posted by bueno bob
In a nutshell, it was time to out him...a lot of people were starting to figure it out and some people were getting blamed for Three Lock who had nothing to do with it (at least originally, although everybody in the Sheep Pen took over him at different intervals).

Basically, it was to cut through a bunch of the bullshit and deflate any incorrect ideas that have been circulating around here.

I had guessed that SOMEBODY was involved in SOMEONE. And I was about to start work on proving it.

I had actually JUST decided that it was you with Soul Reaper, of course, couldn't have worked it out without him (actually, I probably could, me being as great as I am).


I tell you what, it would make a great episode of Scooby-Doo all this.

"Let's see who you REALLY are...Oh my god, it's Bueno Bob!"

"Yea, and I would have got away with it, too, if it wasn't for you pesky KIDS!!!"

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by diamondjimi
Nice goin Bob ! It was getting a little slow around here lately.

Hey , you would'nt happen to be KidVegas as well would you ?

Absolutely not. Kid Vegas was, to my understanding, real...but a bit before my time.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
fuck you! and this aint bob!

three lock rock (kickin ass and takin names)

OK, so you're Bill now! :)

[Matt White]

Kid Anus! What a bone-smuggler!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Matt White
Kid Anus! What a bone-smuggler!

Without a doubt...

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
everybody in the Sheep Pen took over him at different intervals).



I never had the password for this red rocked tampon. But I was in on it after figuring out it was an alias after his first day of posting.

If it wasn't for 3LR I don't think I'd be in the Pen now, right bueno?

I owe that fucker!
:wow2:

[Shaun Ponsonby]

It's not even been 24 hours-and already I miss the 3 incher.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
It's not even been 24 hours-and already I miss the 3 incher.

Go fuck with fasterpussycat like I told you to. Or see if Thorman's dumb ass is lurking around here.

Tom Vu may want some fresh sushi. Wait a minute, he's Korean. Hide your dog.

[ZahZoo]

Hmmm maybe it's just me but creating an irritating Hagarish alias just to generate cuntroversy and activity on the board is pretty pathetic...

Must ba an indication of the overall decline in sheep quality... but on the otherhand there were some that demonstrated superior sheep qualities which is even more troubling...

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Hmmm maybe it's just me but creating an irritating Hagarish alias just to generate cuntroversy and activity on the board is pretty pathetic...

Must ba an indication of the overall decline in sheep quality... but on the otherhand there were some that demonstrated superior sheep qualities which is even more troubling...

I'll let Bob handle this...

[Vinnie Velvet]

Ya got me on that one, Vader.

[VHdamaco]

Originally posted by Tom Vu
This is get to be confusing but I'm not worrying about this. If you think on this, we are all the alias. I for one swear that the name I registered under was Tom Vu and stated my true opinions on all things Van Halen. I have figuring out some motives on why people would want to do the discredit to me, 3LR, or Thorman. We are starting to make sense by present the facts and people are see things the correct way. By claiming we were made up aliases and are givng opinion of character, that throws away or entire case.

The 3T's took te life of it's own and was growing in the popularity and you guys wanted to see it stop so you claim that we are others. I don't know that 3LR is Bueno Bob and I;m not Van Squalen. If Van Squalen and I'm are the same, then Van Squalen is Asian, male, live in the millions dollar home in aflluent area. Owns a Mercedes, Infinity, Toyota Pick up, Mustang among other cars. Van Squalen is doing well by hmself as he really has bling bling and has a pool.


Oh, You Ate One Too?!? \m\\m/!!!

this is getting confusing...

what the fuck did you say? i don't speak retarded dog eater...

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I'll let Bob handle this...

Chikin...

[larbo]

Alright. I have to give credit when credit is due. the 3 lock rock thing was pure genius. I actually know a couple of dudes that are diehard sammy fan's and would probably talk that shit. again kudos. I will end by saying this. no alias here. I am from where I said. some asshole is jacking my signal for his cell phone and something else. he is being dealt with. now to the heart of the matter. I have said some pretty nasty shit to people on here and it's over. it started after I was accused of being racist. to the point views yes. racist no. I can like anyone as long as they are a good human being. nickdfresh, I think you are a loyal and true friend to those whom you came to defend. also, I think you are a level headed person. and as far as ford goes, he is entitled to his opinions. this is america. a little too liberal for me but I respect his opinions. vh damaco, I apologize for calling you what I did. I was looking to fire on anyone in my moment of retaliation. Im sure you are a fine kid. and to anyone else I may have attacked, you know who you are, SORRY. this includes you EVHSRV5150 from EVH.COM. I told my wife that all week I devoted a lot of time to attack people and nothing else. I will never forget the way she looked at me when I showed her what I had been doing. I was embarrassed. she said "then you know what you need to do". I cant set out just to make people unhappy. it's bullshit. I've thought a lot about this. the world is too messed up the way it is to contribute to the madness. I dont feel good about it. it is not fair to the site or the people here. I dont expect anyone to accept but I had to tell you. it's over. again, apologies to everyone.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by ZahZoo
Chikin...

Dude, I didn't create the fucker...I just thought you should hear an explantion from the guy who did okay?

Christ. Go back to talking to trees.:rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Hey now, ZZ is a good person. A bit smelly, but certainly deserved of respect by our fine Pen.:)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Rikk
Hey now, ZZ is a good person. A bit smelly, but certainly deserved of respect by our fine Pen.:)

Dude, that's cool. I don't know him well, and he made it seem like I was dodging his question. So that's why I responded the way I did.

If he's cool with the Pen, he's cool with me.

No disrespect intended ZZ.:cool:

[Thorman]

Originally posted by bueno bob
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

Bueno...You finally announced it to the world ...glad for ya!! Of course, you told me long ago so I was also in the loop.....As for an alias....one can only wonder what truly will be revealed in the days or weeks to come....

For now, rest assured that Sammy is in fact CVH and always will be...

I will sign out with..

BAM

[Bill Lumbergh]

Well, I came up with the 80 million sold and counting bit.........brilliant huh? I know...............

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Well, I came up with the 80 million sold and counting bit.........brilliant huh? I know...............

You came up with some of his funniest shit...though I wasn't always sure who was on at the time. I'm sure my stuff was among the dumbest.

[Thorman]

Originally posted by saint
It took me some time to figure it out. I first suspected Bob as the lone gunman, but that didn’t really work all the way. I first thought of the Sheep Pen guys when you called each other gay and that you where making a gay-lists and stuff, sort of like TLR was fighting with him self, if you know what I mean. I first compared TLR time for posts with Bob, and there where some revealing patterns. There where also times when Bob and TLR posted at the same time, so I compared with some of the other Sheep Pen guys and sure there it was.

I do admit that I was confused at first, and believe me I have tried to figure out Thorman.

Thorman cannot be figured out.....perhaps he has something to do with the Red Rocker himself....

BAM

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I have a theory on him. But I think he's for real actually.

What is the theory?

BAM

[Thorman]

But in all seriousness - this begs the question WHO THE FUCK IS THORMAN? [/B][/QUOTE]

Thorman stands for what is good and right about CVH...that is Sammy Hagar aka the Red Rocker......


GO VH GO


BAM

[bueno bob]

Pathetic?

...ALWAYS! But funny as shit, none the less... :)

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by bueno bob
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT:

I AM OFFICIALLY FESSING UP TO MY GUILTY ROLE IN THE THREE LOCK ROCK CONFUSION.

THIS IS, TO SAY...I AM THREE LOCK ROCK. I ADMIT IT. HE WAS MY CREATION AND FOR THE FIRST COUPLE HUNDREDS OF POSTS, HE WAS MY BABY. AFTER THAT, HE BECAME A SHEEP PEN TOOL, AND ALL OF US HAVE HAD OUR HANDS IN HIS POSTS.

I SAY THIS TO CLEAR UP ANY MISUNDERSTANDINGS. UPON ADMITTING THIS, REST ASSURED THAT WE OF THE SHEEP PEN HAVE NO, AND I MEAN ZERO, IDEA WHO TOM VU IS OR WHO THORMAN IS OR WHO FASTER PUSSYCAT OR LARBO BOTH ARE, THEY ARE NOT OUR CREATIONS AND WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THEIR IDENTITIES.

I FUCKIN' OWNED ALL YOU GUYS WITH THREE LOCK, YOU GOTTA ADMIT IT! HA!!!

THAT IS ALL.

HA HA HA :D :D :D

It was funny while it lasted!

you called my mum a whore, you bastard.

I had a good time arguing with you anyway

[Soul Reaper]

i knew that 3LR was definitely fake after you said that Allan Holdsworth was worse than Sammy Hagar on guitar.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
i knew that 3LR was definitely fake after you said that Allan Holdsworth was worse than Sammy Hagar on guitar.

Actually, that wasn't me...I'm not sure who that was, BUT it was pretty fucking gay! :)

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Thorman
But in all seriousness - this begs the question WHO THE FUCK IS THORMAN?

Thorman stands for what is good and right about CVH...that is Sammy Hagar aka the Red Rocker......


GO VH GO


BAM [/B][/QUOTE]

Don't be stupid, Thorman. You're just pathetic without 3LR. The 3 T's is dead.

I thought 3LR was Sammy Hagar once.

[bueno bob]

Ouch...I don't know if we should be grateful or ashamed of ourselves now...

HA HA! The Sheep Pen Administration Staff has DESTROYED The Three T's!!

Once again, we own.

[Soul Reaper]

three lock rock owns nothing... sorry, i mean bob. :D

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Ouch...I don't know if we should be grateful or ashamed of ourselves now...

HA HA! The Sheep Pen Administration Staff has DESTROYED The Three T's!!

Once again, we own.

Shut Up. You know you want to bone me. Fag.

I'll see you in the BATH HOUSE in 10 minutes.;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Shut Up. You know you want to bone me. Fag.

I'll see you in the BATH HOUSE in 10 minutes.;)

Hey, you're the one that outed yourself as a WOMAN!

...fuck it...it don't matter, I'll see you there in ten. :D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
three lock rock owns nothing... sorry, i mean bob. :D

Hey now!

[Three Lock Rock]

Whats all this alias taak? anorther otempt by bob to f uck with me. Well it aint working bittch...got me a wine cooler and its WHAM BAMM AMSTERDAMMMMMM

three lock rock

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hey, you're the one that outed yourself as a WOMAN!

...fuck it...it don't matter, I'll see you there in ten. :D

Don't bend over for the soap. Make sure Bill has some George Michael playing on the PA. I prefer "Careless Whisper".

Alright - I've gayed up this already gay thread enough. I'm out for a few hours boys. See you tongiht in the Pen.:D

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Hey, you're the one that outed yourself as a WOMAN!

...fuck it...it don't matter, I'll see you there in ten. :D

Hey, none of this kind of fraternizing among the Pen staff.:mad: We'll lose our liquor license.:mad:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Three Lock Rock
Whats all this alias taak? anorther otempt by bob to f uck with me. Well it aint working bittch...got me a wine cooler and its WHAM BAMM AMSTERDAMMMMMM

three lock rock

Hi Bill. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Don't bend over for the soap. Make sure Bill has some George Michael playing on the PA. I prefer "Careless Whisper".

Alright - I've gayed up this already gay thread enough. I'm out for a few hours boys. See you tongiht in the Pen.:D

lmao....later!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Hey, none of this kind of fraternizing among the Pen staff.:mad: We'll lose our liquor license.:mad:

Sorry boss...OK, I'll send Merle his way then.

[Soul Reaper]

hey Bob, I seriously wonder how anyone could be bothered posting over 100 posts in a day, then posting as another member.

I thought it was pretty funny.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
lmao....later!

I'm back. My maids called and told me they're running late. I have plenty of time before I hit the road. I don't like being in the house while they're busy.

Now, back to the BATH HOUSE. :)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Rikk
Hey, none of this kind of fraternizing among the Pen staff.:mad: We'll lose our liquor license.:mad:

3 INCH BEUNO started it. I said I was a chick and he immediatly wants to fuck me.

Let's call it a truce and head back to the BATH HOUSE for a HOT GLUE GUN. I hear you have VHDAMACO working the early shift until he gets decreed an admin. I love that boy's work ethic.:)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
3 INCH BEUNO started it. I said I was a chick and he immediatly wants to fuck me.

Let's call it a truce and head back to the BATH HOUSE for a HOT GLUE GUN. I hear you have VHDAMACO working the early shift until he gets decreed an admin. I love that boy's work ethic.:)

This whole "work" thing...I'm not used to it actually getting done around here, it's somewhat unsettling.

[Rikk]

This is getting very gay.... :uck:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is getting very gay.... :uck:

Indeed. I hate gay things. It's a part of Three Lock that has stayed with me, I'm very homophobic. Unless it's watching two or more women have sex with each other, because that is actually very kick ass and the only sort of "gay" I rush to rapidly endorse.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is getting very gay.... :uck:

Yeh, even I cringed when I read my last couple of posts. Sorry about that.

Umm - I'll be in the pic forum. Reading the articles. Yeh - that's it.;)

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually, that wasn't me...I'm not sure who that was, BUT it was pretty fucking gay! :)

:D http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Gay-GayDar.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Thorman

Thorman stands for what is good and right about CVH...that is Sammy Hagar aka the Red Rocker......

GO VH GO

BAM http://www.w3bdevil.com/forums/Gay-GayDar.jpg

[ZahZoo]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Dude, that's cool. I don't know him well, and he made it seem like I was dodging his question. So that's why I responded the way I did.

If he's cool with the Pen, he's cool with me.

No disrespect intended ZZ.:cool:

No worries vanzilla... just mucking with you.

Rikk... watch it bud with the smelly stuff... that's Mr Smelly to you bud.

But finally... Bob appears to have missed my inquisition... The alias did demonstrate some superiour sheep qualities and this is quite cuntcerning...

Help me out here Rikk... if it looks like a sheep, smells like a sheep, walks like a sheep, talks like a sheep, sheds wool like a sheep... it's ain't a duck nor Alan the Panther!! I think the Pen needs to cuntvene a hearing on this matter...

[Rikk]

Unfortunately, the Pen would be having a conference on almsot all of us. BOB, me, BILL, NICK and 7884 all got our hands dirty!:D

[Dan]

WTF?

[Dan]

You still suck Bob.lol