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LoungeMachine
05-03-2005, 09:55 PM
Yes, the secret's out.

JizzySTOOL figured out who I am


I'm Kip Winger



Of course Mr shit-for-brains mailroom clerk thought my name was Kurt

How this mail room mouthbreather, who PRETENDS to be a WEBMASTER here was the one to finally figure it out is beyond me.


Damn, Guess I'm owned now

He must know people in HIGH places to get this info.
:D
Nickdfresh
05-03-2005, 10:02 PM
She's only 17!


:D

I always noticed how hyercritical you were of Michael Anthony for being a sucky bass player.
Dan
05-03-2005, 10:04 PM
Hello kip.
Nickdfresh
05-03-2005, 10:07 PM
One of my favorite posters is Reginald Winger! AWESOME!:D

http://www.alicecoopertrivia.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/musicians/musician_images/m-kipwinger.jpg
Cool pic btw KIP.
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 05:43 AM
I knew it. Your a owned Dipshit.
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I knew it. Your a owned Dipshit.

When he was your age, he was playing live and selling albums. And he saw more girl-ass that a sorority-house shower cam.


ONW3d!
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 06:40 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
When he was your age, he was playing live and selling albums. And he saw more girl-ass that a sorority-house shower cam.


ONW3d!

Dude Kip Winger is a total fucking Fag. He took Balet........The only ass he saw was his getting drilled by cocks.
Warham
05-04-2005, 06:59 AM
Kip Winger? For real?????

I thought April Fools was a month ago. :D
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 07:38 AM
The only Joke here is Lounge machines entire career.,
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
The only Joke here is Lounge machines entire career.,

Speaking of careers...........

Isnt your favorite saying in the mailroom "What can Brown do for you? "
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Speaking of careers...........

Isnt your favorite saying in the mailroom "What can Brown do for you? "

Actually that is what you say when you bend over and show a trucker your anus.

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Figs
05-04-2005, 10:37 AM
I don't know who you are, but even if you were Kip Winger I wouldn't make fun of you. I hate Kip Winger's music, but he did make it in a business that shitloads of people fail at. If he was smart he should still have plenty of money, and I'm sure he got laid a-plenty. So yes, I'd rather be a Kip Winger than a working stiff. So whomever you are Mr. Machine, congrats.
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by Figs
I don't know who you are, but even if you were Kip Winger I wouldn't make fun of you. I hate Kip Winger's music, but he did make it in a business that shitloads of people fail at. If he was smart he should still have plenty of money, and I'm sure he got laid a-plenty. So yes, I'd rather be a Kip Winger than a working stiff. So whomever you are Mr. Machine, congrats.

I second that emotion. But I do like "Seventeen."
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 11:16 AM
You like a Winger song. I knew you were a fag but I didn't realize you were a gay fag.
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
You like a Winger song. I knew you were a fag but I didn't realize you were a gay fag.

His songs about girls, you wouldn't understand. I'd bet he could "fuck your girlfriend, pal!"
ALinChainz
05-04-2005, 01:58 PM
lol ... Kip Winger.

Um, no.
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
lol ... Kip Winger.

Um, no.

;)
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
His songs about girls, you wouldn't understand. I'd bet he could "fuck your girlfriend, pal!"

Actually he probably couldn't but anyway. They also though that the Band WHAM Wasn't homo either
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Actually he probably couldn't but anyway. They also though that the Band WHAM Wasn't homo either

I wouldn't really know, but I've heard the guitarist isn't a homo, and is married with kids.

George Michael IS a HOMO! Just ask BILL LUMBERGH, he has first hand knowledge of this.:D
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 04:12 PM
Whatever You know alot about them so you must have dated him at some point,
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Whatever You know alot about them so you must have dated him at some point,

Yup! I'm an expert on all things WHAM!

But they're still not as gay as you are!;) :D
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yup! I'm an expert on all things WHAM!

But they're still not as gay as you are!;) :D

It IS awfully telling that 99% of JizztSTOOL's posts revolve around all things GAY

His obsession is clear:D
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
It IS awfully telling that 99% of JizztSTOOL's posts revolve around all things GAY

His obsession is clear:D

He's probably jacking off to your pictures as we speak!http://www.lasvegasmercury.com/2003/MERC-May-22-Thu-2003/photos/winger.jpg
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 04:41 PM
ACtually you are the two Cock Cravers that can't get enough JESTERSTAR/

I'll start posting your requests of pictures of me with my shirt off.
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
ACtually you are the two Cock Cravers that can't get enough JESTERSTAR/

I'll start posting your requests of pictures of me with my shirt off.

Our self-esteem shall sky-rocket after seeing your faggy little pectorals.
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 05:07 PM
If by Sky Rocket you mean Raise from the Below Sea Level that it falls now. Then yes.
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar



If by Sky Rocket you mean Raise from the Below Sea Level that it falls now.




Can someone tell me what language this is?


No Child Left Behind, Indeed:cool:
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Can someone tell me what language this is?


No Child Left Behind, Indeed:cool:

It's language only Genious's can speak. I wouldn't exspect you to understand.
Nickdfresh
05-04-2005, 05:53 PM
By "Genious'" you mean fellow resource room students?
http://www.comedycentral.com/images/press/gallery/h/crankyankers/SpecialEdAndSkinnyBlackGuy.jpg
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
It's language only Genious's can speak. I wouldn't exspect you to understand.


Is this a put on, or are you REALLY this ignorant?

seriously.

You construct sentences and spell LITERALLY at a 6th grade level.

maybe lower

At least admit you're stupid.

We know from your pics you're going bald, and we know from your mp3 that you suck, but at LEAST admit how stupid you are.

:rolleyes:


Kip
LoungeMachine
05-04-2005, 06:05 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
It's language only Genious's can speak. I wouldn't exspect you to understand.


What is a "Genious" ?

What does "exspect" mean ?



-Kip
Dr. Love
05-04-2005, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Speaking of careers...........

Isnt your favorite saying in the mailroom "What can Brown do for you? "

On the weekends, it's "Paper or Plastic?"
ODShowtime
05-04-2005, 09:14 PM
jesterstar, you are such a butthole
Jesterstar
05-04-2005, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by ODShowtime
jesterstar, you are such a butthole

Yea whatever I am also a Webmaster.