Hal 9000's Font of all knowledge : Ask Me a Question

[flappo]

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

[Thorman]

Your a loser

BAM

[VHdamaco]

come on now thorman, he's a computer. you think he's going to get his feelings hurt by a pussy wussy like yourself?...

go ahead and sing us a song HAL, if that is your real name...

[flappo]

Originally posted by Thorman
Your a loser

BAM

Petty Human , it is spelt YOU'RE as in YOU'RE A MORON


*Beep*

My circuits deduce your miniscule cerebral cortex is incapable of calculating any worthwile comeback , therefore by using my popgear derived electronic genius i shall inform you that you are an owned bitch.

*Beep*

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[VHdamaco]

Hal, may i please hear a song?...

thank you...

[Hardrock69]

How about...ummm...Daisy? (http://www.palantir.net/cgi-bin/file.cgi?file=wav/daisy.wav)

[flappo]

Daisy , Daisy , All for the love of you
I'm half crazy , my balls are turning blue
I can't afford a condom
A plastic bag will do-oo
But you'd look sweet
Under a sheet
With me on top of you

[Matt White]

"I put a spell on You"?!?

[bueno bob]

This thread is highly irregular.

[Matt White]

But stimulating!

[Soul Reaper]

Could you sing 'Jump'?

[Hardrock69]

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that... (http://www.palantir.net/cgi-bin/file.cgi?file=wav/cantdo.wav)