The stupidest stage names in rock?!

[Mr Badguy]

Joey Tempest, Zakk Wylde, Thunderstick, Sammy Hagar!

Who`s got the crappiest name ever?

[Big Fat Sammy]

Rikki Rocket!

[Big Fat Sammy]

50 Cent!

[hard rock]

Eminem

[Big Fat Sammy]

...lets just say everyone in hip-hop!

[75 cent]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
50 Cent!

Shiiiiiiit!! That's my brudda aheeeeght?

[Big Fat Sammy]

:rofl:

[bueno bob]

Randy Rampage, original vocalist for Annihilator.

Fuck, NOT ONLY did he look gay...NOT ONLY could he not sing for a shit...BUT he thought "Randy Rampage" was a grate stage name.

What a fucking tool.

On a lesser note, Michael Angelo, guitarist of shit-band Nitro...what a fucking brilliant idea THAT was :rolleyes:

[FORD]

Mick Mars. Everything about the guy sucks, his stage name even more so.

I mean it's not like "Bob Deal" is hard to spell or anything. And he could have went with his first name and middle name like Vince & Tommy did.

Come to think of it, "Nikki Sixx" is a pretty stupid name too

[Mr Badguy]

David "Death dealer" Shankle from Manowar.

Aren`t nicknames (however ludicrous) supposed to have more of a ring to them than your real name (however ludicrous)?

[FORD]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Randy Rampage, original vocalist for Annihilator.

Fuck, NOT ONLY did he look gay...NOT ONLY could he not sing for a shit...BUT he thought "Randy Rampage" was a grate stage name.



Is that the same Randy Rampage who was the original bass player for DOA?

[Mezro]

Kip Winger

Mezro...if that is not a stage name he should pummel his parents...

[Mr Badguy]

How `bout these:

Jack Russell (Great white)

Taime Downe (Faster pussycat)

Midnight (Crimson glory)

[DLR7884]

W. Axl Rose.

W.A.R.

It's G.A.Y.

DLR7884
What's wrong with William Bailey?

[sammysucks65]

hey axls cool name haha william is better bill even better...

gay name for a band
GWAR

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by FORD
Is that the same Randy Rampage who was the original bass player for DOA?

I have no idea, honestly...

[Northern Girl]

Meatloaf

[bueno bob]

Another assorted grate names can be found in black metal circles...

For example, check out these lovelies...

01 - "Euronymous"
02 - "Count Grishnackh"
03 - "Dead" (now conveniently living up to his stage name by BEING dead);
04 - "Samoth"
05 - "Ihsahn"
06 - "Hellhammer"
07 - "Goat"
08 - "King Ov Hell"
09 - "Tormentor"
10 - "Grim"
11 - "Zephyrous"
12 - "Nocturno Culto"

(seriously, I'm not making the shit up...)

13 - "Kanwulf"
14 - "Wortherax"
15 - "Vrolok"
16 - "Sataroth"
17 - "Vorphalak"
18 - "Xytraguptor" (Probably the gratest black metal stage name ever)
19 - "Necrobutcher"
20 - "Blasphemer"

And, of course, the list goes on of the drummers who perform "Rapid blasts of Hellfire on Metallic Coffins of Death"... :rolleyes:

[Roguesgirl]

Isn't there a band called "Suffocate Faster"?

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by FORD
Mick Mars. Everything about the guy sucks, his stage name even more so.

I mean it's not like "Bob Deal" is hard to spell or anything. And he could have went with his first name and middle name like Vince & Tommy did.

Come to think of it, "Nikki Sixx" is a pretty stupid name too


Mick says his initials are B.A.D., who knows, that A could be Alfred or something equally geeky.

Nikki said something about the name being the first two digits of his license, N6.

[LadyTudor2711]

Adam Ant

LT

[superdave]

cool avatar Mr Bad Guy--are there any good stage names? to me they are all sorry

[superdave]

Jack Russell may be even sorrier than Sammy Hagar--he is extemely gay

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by superdave
cool avatar Mr Bad Guy--are there any good stage names? to me they are all sorry


One good one comes to mind.

Iggy Pop

[superdave]

I stand corrected Big Fat Sammy--Iggy rules, and actually Gene Simmons is better than Gene Klein

[Big Fat Sammy]

Iggy is the only frontman that is up there with Dave IMO

Saw him DESTROY a couple of years ago..and get banned from the venue...coolest shit I've ever witnessed.

[superdave]

Iggy might be the craziest motherfucker of all time-- he has not mellowed with age

[Jesus Christ]

Originally posted by superdave
I stand corrected Big Fat Sammy--Iggy rules, and actually Gene Simmons is better than Gene Klein

Gene Klein was a stage name itself. His real name is Chaim Witz.

[Anonymous]

No stage name could be more ridiculous than Fabio Lione's before he joined Rhapsody: Joe Terry.

Seriously!

Cheers! :bottle:

[nosuchluck]

Lord Worm


actually, thats pretty cool...he feeds live worms from a chalice to the crowd...
yummy

[nosuchluck]

Kid Rock

[Panamark]

Marilyn Manson

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Joey Tempest, Zakk Wylde, Thunderstick, Sammy Hagar!

Who`s got the crappiest name ever?


Joey Tempest is cool

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by DLR7884
W. Axl Rose.

W.A.R.

It's G.A.Y.

DLR7884
What's wrong with William Bailey?

omfg you serious?,its not a very rock name is it,william bailey,axl just sounds better,and plus his last name isnt bailey,that was his step dads name,axl found out about his real dad who's name i forget so well just call him mr rose and changed his name at 17(or somewhere around then) to rose,axl was the name of his first band and also a nickname he picked up so that's why not william bailey

[FORD]

Originally posted by Panamark
Marilyn Manson

Actually, compared to the rest of his band, Brian picked the best one.

Twiggy Ramirez?
Madonna Wayne Gacy?
Johnny 5???

[Dave's Bitch]

Marilyn Manson is just a shit,watered down version of alice cooper,Alice cooper was pure evil,Marilyn Manson just plain isnt

[FORD]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
Joey Tempest is cool

There is nothing remotely "cool" about the band Europe. Those guys sucked so bad they made you wish for an ABBA reunion. They made Van Hagar look like a rock band, and that's not an easy task.

[superdave]

most of the original Manson band members names, though stupid, are pretty funny

[FORD]

Originally posted by superdave
Jack Russell may be even sorrier than Sammy Hagar--he is extemely gay

Gotta admit, Sammy never killed any fans or band members in a fire due to extreme stupidity.

[Dave's Bitch]

Originally posted by FORD
There is nothing remotely "cool" about the band Europe. Those guys sucked so bad they made you wish for an ABBA reunion. They made Van Hagar look like a rock band, and that's not an easy task.

The Final Countdown is a cool song,although kinda cheezy,cool non the less

[tydhurst]

Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
Joey Tempest is cool

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[Mr Grimsdale]

Jani Lane

i actually like warrant but that is a very very VERY poor name

[Panamark]

Buckethead

[nosuchluck]

Blackie Lawless

[Soul Reaper]

yes....Buckethead

[Soul Reaper]

Chingy, Eminem, 50 Cent, Xibit etc.

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Panamark
Buckethead

language timothy!

[jojo2371]

actually the stage name zakk wylde is better then his given name ! plus its kinda hard to say no when ozzy gives you a stage name

[jojo2371]

and if your gonna say rikki rocket you might as well throw in c.c. deville and bobby doll too!

[jojo2371]

Originally posted by Panamark
Buckethead

have you seen what the guy wears on stage its kinda hard for him NOT to call himself buckethead

[nosuchluck]

yeah it could've been worse..
he might've called himself "Hockey-Mask Face"...

[SweetSecrets]

Puff Daddy

(that is so gay)

[jojo2371]

p.diddy also !

[Hoongood]

Can't leave out Kurt Cobain.
Anything bad or stupid about music must include the worst band of all time, Nirvana.

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

The front man of the Killers' name is Brandon Flowers! Now come on, does it get ANY gayer???

Also, Kiss orginally planned for Eric Carr's stage name to be Rusty Blades, thank fuck they didn't go through with that one.

[Dave's Bitch]

We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
Ooh oh

We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
Cause maybe they've seen us
And welcome us all (yeah)
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
It's the final countdown...
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh ooh oh

(interlude)

The final countdown
Ooh oh
I'ts the final countdown
The final countdown
The final countdown (the final countdown)
Ooh
It's the final countdown
We are leaving together
The final countdown

[Dave's Bitch]

sorry i just like that song

[Soul Reaper]

Fat Joe, Bubba Sparxxx

[fe_lung]

I must say, I'm impressed by the restraint you guys have shown. I figured Bono, The Edge, and Sting would be posted by now.....

[fe_lung]

Say what you will, but you can't go wrong with the name Ol' Dirty Bastard!

[Dave's Bitch]

Meat Loaf

[Mr Badguy]

Robert Plant

[Mr Badguy]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Robert Plant

What do you mean it`s his REAL name?

Surely he`d have changed it?

[SoldMySoul4RnR]

Vinnie Vincent