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ThrillsNSpills
05-06-2005, 09:33 AM
Pussy farts are just more evidence that God has a sense of humor.


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Pfffffft
bueno bob
05-06-2005, 09:48 AM
Somehow I find them strangely endearing... :)
flappo
05-06-2005, 10:08 AM
ode to pussyfart

pussy oh pussy
you are such a wussy
your sig is so faggy
and your teeth are all yellow
FasterPussycat
05-14-2005, 07:02 PM
How sweet!!
TNS!
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 09:18 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
How sweet!!
TNS!

You are just the gratest thing ever! How I long for you to send me pictures of your boobies!!
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
How sweet!!
TNS!

I'm sorry to disrespect BB's true love, but Pussycat is a total circle jerk target...
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 09:25 PM
Hey now! She queefs! That's gotta be worth something! :mad:
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Hey now! She queefs! That's gotta be worth something!

Dude, you a true queef master!
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 09:34 PM
LMAO!

Now she will send me her nudes and beg me to kidnap her and treat her like a dirty sex poodle.
Rikk
05-14-2005, 09:47 PM
Happy birthday.

Let's hope it's your last.
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Happy birthday.

Let's hope it's your last.

Digger Barnes is a sheep?

What happened to Sheep Pen Oil?
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
LMAO!

Now she will send me her nudes and beg me to kidnap her and treat her like a dirty sex poodle.

Dirty sex poodle?!? You mean like Buffalo Bill's dog "Precious" in "The Silence of the Lambs"? Wow...
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 09:54 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Dirty sex poodle?!? You mean like Buffalo Bill's dog "Precious" in "The Silence of the Lambs"? Wow...

Simply smashing!
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 10:15 PM
"Don't you hurt my dog, you BITCH!! DON'T YOU HURT PRECIOUS!!!! AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!!"

Buffalo Bill fuckin ROCKS
Rikk
05-14-2005, 10:18 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Digger Barnes is a sheep?

What happened to Sheep Pen Oil?

Digger Barnes is the Ewing nemesis on DALLAS. I think I'll rotate DALLAS lines and make sure SHEEP PEN is in there.

But will SHEEP PEN Oil make its return? That's what the people are wondering!
Rikk
05-14-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
"Don't you hurt my dog, you BITCH!! DON'T YOU HURT PRECIOUS!!!! AAAAHHHHGGGGHHHH!!!!"

Buffalo Bill fuckin ROCKS

It puts the lotion in the basket!!!:D

I wish FASTER PUSSYCAT ran into BUFFALO BILL...;)
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
It puts the lotion in the basket!!!:D

I wish FASTER PUSSYCAT ran into BUFFALO BILL...;)

Man, if FasterPussycat ever ran into me, I'd turn into Buffalo Bill!!!
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Digger Barnes is the Ewing nemesis on DALLAS. I think I'll rotate DALLAS lines and make sure SHEEP PEN is in there.

But will SHEEP PEN Oil make its return? That's what the people are wondering!

Ahh...I never watched too much of Dallas, say sorry.
DLR7884
05-14-2005, 10:25 PM
I'll bet you money that GAR tucks his 2 inch prick between his legs and tells himself he's hot and that he'd fuck himself, just like Buffalo Bill.

DLR7884
Sick fuck.
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by DLR7884
I'll bet you money that GAR tucks his 2 inch prick between his legs and tells himself he's hot and that he'd fuck himself, just like Buffalo Bill.

DLR7884
Sick fuck.

2 inches?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD!

More like 1 1/2...
FasterPussycat
05-14-2005, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Happy birthday.

Let's hope it's your last.

Wow, now that's very chilling... are you leave whatever little decency you have at the door when you coming to this site. By far, that’s the most chilling thing I’ve heard at this site. Shame on you.
scottydabodi
05-14-2005, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Wow, now that's very chilling... are you leave whatever little decency you have at the door when you coming to this site. By far, that’s the most chilling thing I’ve heard at this site. Shame on you.

Excellent work Rikk!!!
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Wow, now that's very chilling... are you leave whatever little decency you have at the door when you coming to this site. By far, that’s the most chilling thing I’ve heard at this site. Shame on you.

Do you have any chairs?
canadiandlrgirl
05-14-2005, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Happy birthday.

Let's hope it's your last.

oh my god that's not nice, i take it you guys don't like this chick!!!!!!!!!lol
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
oh my god that's not nice, i take it you guys don't like this chick!!!!!!!!!lol

Actually, she's my secret girlfriend, she PMs me all the time with things like:


Originally posted by Fasterpussycat
Hi, Bob...you know, I don't know where to begin with you...I've seen your pictures, and you're gorgeous...strikingly handsome...I masterbate vigorously on a nightly basis at least 5 times while I'm staring at your pic on the screen and I bring myself to screaming orgasms each time! I hope you enjoy the nudes I sent you, and I hope you think my breasts as big enough...I played with my nipples right before I took the picture to make sure they were nice and hard for you. I hope you like my ass, too, I've been wanting to get it rammed hard (I'm an anal virgin but I want you to break me in!).

God, you really can't IMAGINE how much I wanna bang the living shit out of you!! I will do ANYTHING you want to make it happen!

She loves me, what can i say?
canadiandlrgirl
05-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Actually, she's my secret girlfriend, she PMs me all the time with things like:



She loves me, what can i say?

oh my god lmao you never quit do you?????your a bad boy!!!!!
bueno bob
05-14-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
oh my god lmao you never quit do you?????your a bad boy!!!!!

I'm strikingly wicked!
Rikk
05-14-2005, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Excellent work Rikk!!!

Thanks bro!:D
Rikk
05-14-2005, 11:58 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Wow, now that's very chilling... are you leave whatever little decency you have at the door when you coming to this site. By far, that’s the most chilling thing I’ve heard at this site. Shame on you.

Why? Are the hairs standing up on the back of your...uh...back?
Rikk
05-14-2005, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
oh my god that's not nice, i take it you guys don't like this chick!!!!!!!!!lol

Let's just say that she's a horrible piece of trash and I have a feeling she isn't quite who she says she is...

And even if she's real, she's still trash.

(Man, I'm a dick.:p)
canadiandlrgirl
05-15-2005, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm strikingly wicked!

YOUR SMOKIN' BOB AND YOU KICK MAJOR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
canadiandlrgirl
05-15-2005, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I'm strikingly wicked!

YOUR SMOKIN' BOB AND YOU KICK MAJOR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!
Originally posted by Rikk
Why? Are the hairs standing up on the back of your...uh...back?

HOLY FUCK!!!!!!THAT WAS MEAN BUT FUNNY......HEHEHE
canadiandlrgirl
05-15-2005, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
Let's just say that she's a horrible piece of trash and I have a feeling she isn't quite who she says she is...

And even if she's real, she's still trash.

(Man, I'm a dick.:p)

oh i see..... i haven't been here that long to kno everybody!!!!!!!but most everyone has been kind to me and i don't kno who this pussycat broad is just from what people post about her........but i think it's kind of amuzing!!!!!!!!!