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Mr Grimsdale
05-09-2005, 06:11 PM
Lillian Axe

...there ya go!

superdave
05-09-2005, 06:16 PM
Great White--you would think it would be a name of a kick ass band--instead one of the sorriest and gayest bands in history

Warham
05-09-2005, 06:48 PM
Bread

SNIPER
05-09-2005, 06:56 PM
The Waborita's

Hoongood
05-09-2005, 07:21 PM
Nirvana

Just a stupid band that sucked way too much to be called nirvana, even if it is spelled incorrectly.

Hoongood
05-09-2005, 07:23 PM
How about Pearl Jam?
That is stupid as hell.

A ton of new wave/alternative bands have bullshit names.
Toad the Wet Sprocket
Goo Goo Dolls
Jesus and Mary Chain
Depeche Mode


The list could go on and on...

DrMaddVibe
05-09-2005, 07:30 PM
The Foo Fighters

The Flying Cheetah Wheelies

Cinderella

Queen

Quiet Riot

Twisted Sister

Stryper

Angel

jojo2371
05-09-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Warham
Bread

lol warham when u say bread,which i agree is a terrible name,you should throw in the matching bookend to that name ........poco !! god what a double bill that would be on the marquee!!!!!!

Roguesgirl
05-09-2005, 09:34 PM
Did you know the Doobie Brothers were first called Pud? LMAO.

rustoffa
05-09-2005, 10:06 PM
Men without hats

Miami sound machine

Flock of seagulls

Herman's hermits

Ambrosia

Little river band

Paul Davis

Seals and Marty Croft

Zapp

Destiny's Child

Boyz 2 Men

Morbid angel

Cradle of filth

Hot hot heat

Kate Bush

Poco

Air supply

Orkestral manurevers in the dark

Manudo

....TBC

Hecubus
05-09-2005, 10:52 PM
Murray Head

Taco

Vanilla Ice

Roguesgirl
05-09-2005, 11:27 PM
Old Man's Crotch

Anonymous
05-09-2005, 11:59 PM
Van Halen.

Cheers! :bottle:

twonabomber
05-10-2005, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa

Seals and Marty Croft



huh? i thought it was just Seals and Croft.

Sid and Marty Krofft made kids TV shows...

Coyote
05-10-2005, 03:07 AM
Trixxter
Enuffz Enuff (or something like that)

Panamark
05-10-2005, 03:58 AM
Banarama

Queen (Gay !) Great band though

and all those American bands that name themselves
after American cities etc..

Alabama, Chicago, America etc etc..

Like how much brainpower did that take ????

Panamark
05-10-2005, 03:59 AM
In fact its not just America !

London, Europe... etc etc

fryingdutchman
05-10-2005, 04:48 AM
Winger.

(And for that matter, the first name "Kip" is really gay too.)

DLR82VH
05-10-2005, 06:15 AM
I always thought FOO Fighters was a stupid ass name.

Big Fat Sammy
05-10-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Panamark
Banarama

Queen (Gay !) Great band though

and all those American bands that name themselves
after American cities etc..

Alabama, Chicago, America etc etc..

Like how much brainpower did that take ????

you forgot Boston! lol

Soul Reaper
05-10-2005, 03:15 PM
stupidest band names (not necessarily rock)

Scissor Sisters
Blazin' Squad
So Solid Crew
S Club 7
S CLub Juniors
N *Sync
Backstreet Boys (sounds gay!)

fe_lung
05-10-2005, 04:04 PM
I once saw a band called Pink Cream 69.... they sucked as much as their name did!

Dave's Bitch
05-10-2005, 04:09 PM
the killers,maybe for some kind of death metal band it would be better suited,but the killers are just sort,shitty fag rock

Dave's Bitch
05-10-2005, 04:10 PM
damage plan

nosuchluck
05-10-2005, 04:11 PM
Rat Salade

Dave's Bitch
05-10-2005, 04:12 PM
bolt thrower,dimond head,kind dimond,GWAR omg theres to many

Dave's Bitch
05-10-2005, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by Sammy's Bitch
bolt thrower,dimond head,kind dimond,GWAR omg theres to many
not kind dimond,i ment to say KING DIMOND

GAR
05-10-2005, 04:19 PM
Bernard Edwards Project Homocide
Ben Folds Five

Mr Badguy
05-10-2005, 04:34 PM
Deep purple.

I love the band but hate the name.

MAX
05-10-2005, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Roguesgirl
Old Man's Crotch

LMAO!!!

Yes, their album was stellar wasn't it?

Redballjets88
05-10-2005, 08:41 PM
butthole surfers

Roguesgirl
05-10-2005, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by MAX
LMAO!!!

Yes, their album was stellar wasn't it?

Yeah with that tune "How Bizarre...":D

rustoffa
05-10-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
huh? i thought it was just Seals and Croft.

Sid and Marty Krofft made kids TV shows...

:D

It was!

Summer Breeze.....makes me feel fine

Rollin' through the Puf'nStuf in my miiiiind.....

*Orkestral manurevers in the dark*

Now THAT ^ was a blatant fuck-up.

LoungeMachine
05-10-2005, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Winger.

(And for that matter, the first name "Kip" is really gay too.)

Hey!!!!!!

Fucking Hell

I am Kip Winger asshole:cool:

LoungeMachine
05-10-2005, 11:21 PM
The Wonders

We used to be called the Oneders, but everyone got it wrong.

LoungeMachine
05-10-2005, 11:28 PM
Vanilla Fudge

Soft White Underbelly / Blue Oyster Cult [big improvement]

Bachman Turner Overweight

Mookie Blaylock [Pearl Jam ]


Ronnie Montrose Joined Seattle band RAIL for a short time in Seattle

Referred to as MONTRAIL

nosuchluck
05-12-2005, 04:19 PM
Glass Tiger

nosuchluck
05-12-2005, 04:19 PM
Enuff Z'nuff

DLRisGOD
05-16-2005, 08:06 PM
Chumba Wumba...SUCKIUS MAXIMUS!!

Cato
05-17-2005, 10:04 AM
The Band

.....

Cato
05-17-2005, 10:05 AM
The Lone Rangers

- from Air Heads

FasterPussycat
05-26-2005, 05:48 PM
Hootie and the Blowfish ( need I say more)

FasterPussycat ( yes! my usuer name is inspired by the band)

Average White Band (Talk about self-prophecy)

Lovemongers (K… :D )

Mad At Gravity ( middle aged woman?)

A Flock Of Seagulls (stupid..)


:cool:

The Scatologist
05-27-2005, 04:13 PM
Atreyu
Cinderella

Last_Child
05-28-2005, 02:46 PM
Blink 182
Sum 41

and all the other new punk looser bands..

Linkin Park (Man they suck so incredibly hard)

academic punk
05-28-2005, 04:18 PM
10,000 Maniacs.

Actually, it would have been a GREAT name for an 80s punk band - and that's what I assumed they were when I saw the first album on the racks at Record World and thought "COOL NAME!" and picked up the album simply because I was going to get an album full of screaming guitars and vitriol.

Suddenly there's friggin' Natalie Merchant sining fuckin' Peace Train. Boy, that still hurts...

Redballjets88
05-28-2005, 04:20 PM
PUNK IS DEAD

FasterPussycat
05-28-2005, 05:30 PM
PUNK is deader than dead.

academic punk
05-28-2005, 05:37 PM
These days, artists like "Iron and Wine" or Ani DiFranco are considered punk by punk aficionados.

Everything that is considered cliche about punk - three chords, screaming, loud, incometent guitars, the new punk is not. the only thing they have in common is the DIY ethos.

It might sound like folk to you...because that's what it is. After all, give it some thought, and you'll relaize Woody Guthrie was very much his days equivalent of punk.

Matt White
05-30-2005, 05:30 PM
BRITTANEY FOX

POOF!!!

FasterPussycat
05-30-2005, 07:52 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Matt White!!!!!