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[Ally_Kat]

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An essay on Ally_Kat

The subject of Ally_Kat is a controversial issue. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Ally_Kat . While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst socialists, many of whom fail to comprehend the full scope of Ally_Kat . Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Ally_Kat .

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with Ally_Kat . When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she could have been making a reference to Ally_Kat , but probably not. While the western world use a knife and fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course Ally_Kat irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.

Some analysts have been tempted to disregard Ally_Kat . I haven’t. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We shall examine the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model of economics.

Inflation
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Ally_Kat


Indisputably there is a link. How can this be explained? In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank inflation sings a very different tune. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Ally_Kat now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by style icon Kuuipo Shandy 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' [2] I argue that his insight into Ally_Kat provided the inspiration for these great words. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Ally_Kat .

Why did Ally_Kat cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Ally_Kat doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty Ally_Kat must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It fills a hole, it stimulates and it is human.

As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Leonardo Hanks: 'It's been nice educating you.' [3]



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[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your guide to Ally_Kat - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

[Big Fat Sammy]

An essay on Van Halen



To delve deeply into Van Halen is an exciting adventure. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of Van Halen. While it has been acknowledged that it has an important part to play in the development of man, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning Van Halen by those most reliant on technology, trapped by their infamous history. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of Van Halen.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they was clearly refering to the impact of Van Halen on today's society. A society without Van Halen is like a society without knowledge, in that it cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Van Halen is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Van Halen they are changed.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model. For those of you unfamiliar with this model it is derived from the Three-Amigos model but with greater emphasis on the outlying gross national product. Transport
Costs

Van Halen


What a splendid graph. Well transport costs has always depended upon Van Halen to a certain extent, but now more that ever. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Comparing current political thought with that held just ten years ago is like comparing playing with a puppy and singing with a blackbird.

In the words of one of the great political analysts Augstin Skank 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Van Halen. I feel strongly that if politicians spent less time thinking about Van Halen and put more effort into their family life, that we would have a very different country.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Van Halen?
Conclusion

In summary, Van Halen has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enriches, provides financial security and statistically it's great.

I will leave the last word to the famous Macaulay Jackson: 'I love Van Halen? Yes! Hurray for Van Halen!' [3]



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[1] Tygers of Pang Tang - The Cage - 1982 MCR Records

[2] Skank - Politics for Dummies - PV6 Media

[3] Get On The Bus - Issue 321 - Media Books



Strange...

[Rikk]

An essay on the cunt
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about the cunt? I really, really like the cunt. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that the cunt is rarely given rational consideration by the over 50, trapped by their infamous history. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is the cunt.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he could have been making a reference to the cunt, but probably not. A society without the cunt is like a society without knowledge, in that it demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Recent thought on the cunt has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. It grows stonger every day.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will primarily be focusing on the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Cost
Of
Living

the cunt


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that the cunt is of great importance. Recent studies indicate that the cost of living has always depended upon the cunt to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Machiavellian politics is rife. Are our leaders justified in pursuing and maintaining political power? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of the cunt can be like looking at the cuntism and post-the cuntism.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of a legend in their own life time, Kuuipo Shandy 'Taking a walk across hot coals will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] Amazingly, he new nothing of the cunt until he was well into his thirties. If our political system can be seen as a cake, then the cunt makes a good case for being the icing.

Why did the cunt cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that the cunt doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

In summary, the cunt may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It inspires, influences the influencers, and always chips in.

I'll leave you with this quote from Demi Pfeiffer: 'Oooh yeah the cunt shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your guide to the cunt - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

[Big Fat Sammy]

"When displayed this way it becomes very clear that the cunt is of great importance. Recent studies indicate that the cost of living has always depended upon the cunt to a certain extent, but now more that ever."


LMAO!

[Anonymous]

An essay on Cunilingus

Are you sitting comfortably? Advancments in Cunilingus can be linked to many areas. Given that its influence pervades our society, Cunilingus is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Inevitably Cunilingus is often misunderstood by global commercial enterprises, who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Cunilingus.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of , could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, Cunilingus cleary plays a significant role amongst the developing middle classes.

Recent thought on Cunilingus has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees Cunilingus, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Simple-Many-Pies model, a classic economic system of analysis.

Housing
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................Cunilingus

It is apparent from the graph that the influence of Cunilingus is strong. What is the secret to its strength? Well housing prices has always depended upon Cunilingus to a certain extent, but now more that ever. In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two, equally popular approaches to Cunilingus. If the reader is unaware of these, they need only to turn on the television, or pick up a newspaper or popular magazine.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of nobel prize winner Vatusia Woodpecker 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Cunilingus. It would be wise to approach the subject with the thought that 'if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all'. However this can lead to missing out important facts.
Since the Renaissance Cunilingus has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude Cunilingus is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It enriches, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and statistically it's great.

I'll leave you with this quote from Leonardo Jackson: 'You win some, you loose some, but Cunilingus wins most often.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Woodpecker - Serving The Greats - 1990 Palmerston House Publishing

[3] My Cunilingus! - Issue 4 - BFG Publishing