The Official "I need to VENT" Thread

[Carmine]

When life has thrown you a crap sandwich...

When you just need to TEAR ASS, and let it out...

Each day, when it dawns on you AGAIN, that it's been 20 years since VAN HALEN put out an album, and you just want to scream...

{insert your own reasons, here.}

Its the Official "I need to VENT" Thread.:D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Don't get me started!

[bueno bob]

My life is grate, which is why I'm here. I don't need no stinkin threads, senor!

:)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Sounds like you need a little extra marital attention to me...

[DLR82VH]

My knee is fucked up and I can't walk without crutches so I'm at home for a week solid off my fucking feet.............that is one thing , but also this gave me time to listen to the entire CVH catalog.


I am fucking livid that such a awesome machine somethnig so fucking great was fucking taken from us 20 years ago and to this day it doesn't look like anything has changed over at the VH camp. :upyours: see that ?? Thats for you Ed

[Anonymous]

I'm not a multimillionaire and don't have a whole harem just for me.

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Damn! :bottle:

[vanzilla]

You know what pisses me off? Dipshits like hitch fucking spamming his shit all over the place with this fucking "I'm number 2" attitude.

Then he has all of his minions come and act all tough and shit like calling out hitch for the dumbass he is is going to be the greatest mistake I ever made.

Fuck this place man. If a dipshit like hitch has such pull around here then I don't give a fuck if I am banned.

Fucking dump.

Anyone disagree, or am I the only one who dares question the almighty member number 2.

Get a fucking life asshole.

I got your fucking sticky right here.:sperm: :fu:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Fuck this place man. If a dipshit like hitch has such pull around here then I don't give a fuck if I am banned.

Are you quitting again, guy?? ;)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Don't get me started!

Crank, crank...;)

[candy]

Don't take life so seriously. Just enjoy. Let the rest roll off you. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by candy
Don't take life so seriously. Just enjoy. Let the rest roll off you. :)

Alan believes that your idealism on the negative and positive impacts of life are at a minimum, no doubt due to the influence of the tribal concept that permeates the fulcrum of many society bases today. Alan believes that the permanence of your current perspective made not be entirely cohesive, but he does encourage the subsequent insertion of any type of obscure montebanks into your tribal tendancies as a functioning member of society (i.e. the "family plan"), so be aware, for Alan has spoken.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Sounds like you need a little extra marital attention to me...

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Are you quitting again, guy?? ;)


I love you bob!:xmas:

How could I ever leave this place:confused:

I'm just fucking with hitch:hitch:

Everything's cool.:cool:

I love smilies!:)

And the ROTH ARMY:rockit2:

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I love you bob!:xmas:

How could I ever leave this place:confused:

I'm just fucking with hitch:hitch:

Everything's cool.:cool:

I love smilies!:)

And the ROTH ARMY:rockit2:

I love the Roth Army, too.

The Roth Army is a grate place.

Alan the Panther is a grate panther.

Did you know that, when Alan speaks, you can actually HEAR him pronounce the capital letters? It's really amazing.

[vanzilla]

It's true!

ALAN is GREAT!

and so is Carmine! I love that guy.

[bueno bob]

Carmine's pretty cool, it's true, but NOBODY is as grate as Alan the Panther.

[bueno bob]

Even I'M not as grate as Alan the Panther, and that's saying a hell of a lot.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
It's true!

ALAN is GREAT!

and so is Carmine! I love that guy.

Thanks my brother...

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Thanks my brother...

You're welcome.

Seriously, Carmine is the ROTH ARMY DIPLOMAT. He gets along with most everybody. Has legit VH info. Always has something interesting to say.

Have you considered going into politics? :D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
You're welcome.

Seriously, Carmine is the ROTH ARMY DIPLOMAT. He gets along with most everybody. Has legit VH info. Always has something interesting to say.

Have you considered going into politics? :D

Yes. I settled for the Administration of a Union.


...same thing!:rolleyes:

You're getting to Wilmington, right? I say, Ragu's buyin!

[Fabulous Shadow]

The whole Alan the Panther thing is BEYOND moronic!

[Fabulous Shadow]

And yes Carmine Rocks...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
And yes Carmine Rocks...

Thanks baby!

[Guitar Shark]

I hate it when I win a bet and the loser won't pay up! ;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

I said I'd pay, gimme your addy and it will be hand delivered...
(But I thought you were done with me?)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
The whole Alan the Panther thing is BEYOND moronic!

C'mon Fab. What's there not to like about ALAN?

You just got to get to know him.

You know, the same could be said for the AI thread - but to each his/her own. ;)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I hate it when I win a bet and the loser won't pay up! ;)


Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
I said I'd pay, gimme your addy and it will be hand delivered...
(But I thought you were done with me?)

Oh no, we're not getting into this shit again are we?:D

I'll give you both $100 if we call a truce now:)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow

(But I thought you were done with me?)

I do recall reading that posted here somewhere myself.

and your explanation as well.

[Guitar Shark]

I hate it when people don't notice the wink smiley!

:D

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Yes. I settled for the Administration of a Union.


...same thing!:rolleyes:

You're getting to Wilmington, right? I say, Ragu's buyin!

Unfortunately Wilmington isn't in the cards for me right now, but I'll be there in spirit bro.

Down a few for me baby! I hope to catch Dave on one of his TBA Ohio dates.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
C'mon Fab. What's there not to like about ALAN?

You just got to get to know him.

You know, the same could be said for the AI thread - but to each his/her own. ;)

The AI thread stays in the AI thread... We are force fed Alan the Panther... That said... I hate all things RIKK...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Unfortunately Wilmington isn't in the cards for me right now, but I'll be there in spirit bro.

Down a few for me baby! I hope to catch Dave on one of his TBA Ohio dates.

I'm still looking at Chicago...:cool:

I'll keep ya posted, probably by posting. Posting here is a great way to keep people posted.

LOL! I'm retarded!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Oh no, we're not getting into this shit again are we?:D

I'll give you both $100 if we call a truce now:)

Oh Vanz... GS has been carrying the torch for me for at least 2 years now... No way he's gonna let it go... He's Fab obsessed... I don't post to him nor about him or even follow where he is posting... he on the other hand, foloows me from thread to thread with one line banter. He loves me! What can I say... The love of Fab is a hard thing to let go of...

[Jamocha Joe]

I'm too darn good looking. Women are constantly propositioning me. Sometimes 2 and 3 at a time. And the things they want to do to me, and each other...for hours at a time. It's far too filthy to print here. Golly how I hate it. ;)

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh Vanz... GS has been carrying the torch for me for at least 2 years now... No way he's gonna let it go... He's Fab obsessed... I don't post to him nor about him or even follow where he is posting... he on the other hand, foloows me from thread to thread with one line banter. He loves me! What can I say... The love of Fab is a hard thing to let go of...

This is all true.

Lisa, I love you. :yankeeros

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I'll give you both $100 if we call a truce now:)

Ok... TRUCE. Can ya send my hundy to Shark so he'll STFU already?

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
This is all true.

Lisa, I love you. :yankeeros

Sorry Shark... I like men with LOOKS, BRAINS and of course CASH!

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
The AI thread stays in the AI thread... We are force fed Alan the Panther... That said... I hate all things RIKK...


Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Oh Vanz... GS has been carrying the torch for me for at least 2 years now... No way he's gonna let it go... He's Fab obsessed... I don't post to him nor about him or even follow where he is posting... he on the other hand, foloows me from thread to thread with one line banter. He loves me! What can I say... The love of Fab is a hard thing to let go of...

I can feel the love!:D C'mon now, Rikk's a good guy. I know you guys don't dig eachother, but that's between you two. You both are cool in my book.

But seriously Fab - speaking of "Fab Obsessed" - I had this dream a couple of nights ago that you were in. We haven't even met in person, yet it was like we were old friends.

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Ok... TRUCE. Can ya send my hundy to Shark so he'll STFU already?

Ummm, what's a hundy?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by vanzilla
But seriously Fab - speaking of "Fab Obsessed" - I had this dream a couple of nights ago that you were in. We haven't even met in person, yet it was like we were old friends.

Dude, quit flirting with my woman. :mad:

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Dude, quit flirting with my woman. :mad:

You wanna go a few rounds Sharky?:D

Let's take it to the AI thread. Where all good flame wars belong!;)

Check it out Fab! 2 guys fighting over you:p

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
I can feel the love!:D C'mon now, Rikk's a good guy. I know you guys don't dig eachother, but that's between you two. You both are cool in my book.

But seriously Fab - speaking of "Fab Obsessed" - I had this dream a couple of nights ago that you were in. We haven't even met in person, yet it was like we were old friends.

Rikk's a good guy? Uh Huh... you keep telling yourself that. I'm not gonna try and change your mind... BUT RIKK is anything but GOOD!

Maybe we were friends in another life? You never know... You like me... I know you do!!! ;)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Rikk's a good guy? Uh Huh... you keep telling yourself that. I'm not gonna try and change your mind... BUT RIKK is anything but GOOD!

Maybe we were friends in another life? You never know... You like me... I know you do!!! ;)

Let's drop it. Everything's cool.

BTW - I liked what you said in my b-day thread.

And WTF is a hundy? Answer please.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
You wanna go a few rounds Sharky?:D

Let's take it to the AI thread. Where all good flame wars belong!;)

Check it out Fab! 2 guys fighting over you:p

Please... It happens all the time! But in this case... It's one man and one LOSER! Guess which one you are Vanz???

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
You wanna go a few rounds Sharky?:D

Let's take it to the AI thread. Where all good flame wars belong!;)

Check it out Fab! 2 guys fighting over you:p

No need for a Fight over Fab boys...I won that crown long ago!

Get to steppin! :D

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Let's drop it. Everything's cool.

BTW - I liked what you said in my b-day thread.

Drop what???
;)

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Please... It happens all the time! But in this case... It's one man and one LOSER! Guess which one you are Vanz???

The loser?:confused:

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
No need for a Fight over Fab boys...I won that crown long ago!

Get to steppin! :D

Okay asshole, now you want to start some shit!

Let's go! I'll see you in the AI THREAD pronto.:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Okay asshole, now you want to start some shit!

Let's go! I'll see you in the AI THREAD pronto.:D

LMAO!!

and like I said....STEP!

[vanzilla]

Carmine - I saw this other dude named Carmine Raguzza with a little cartoon guy wearing a Yankees cap and holding a pot leaf? That's not you too is it. His posts are from a while back.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Carmine - I saw this other dude named Carmine Raguzza with a little cartoon guy wearing a Yankees cap and holding a pot leaf? That's not you too is it. His posts are from a while back.

Yeah its me. Its my alter EGO!

I used to post here as DLRoswegony back in the day. "That" CR is the old DLRo...

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I won that crown long ago!



YOU WEAR IT WELL!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by vanzilla
The loser?:confused:

Nah, anything but...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
YOU WEAR IT WELL!

It does fit quite nicely, I sayyyyyyy!

[Carmine]

OMFG!!!!

nuts....just plain friggin nuts!

[bueno bob]

Alan is still a grate panther.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
OMFG!!!!

nuts....just plain friggin nuts!

I realize that none of you know WTF I'm venting about but just bear with me.


AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

:mad:

[MAX]

I hate having fractured ribs. They sting like a bitch. :mad:

[Fabulous Shadow]

Max... are you accident prone? YOu break bones like I break hearts...
;)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Alan is still a grate panther.

I prefer the PINK one... http://www.high-tech.com/panther/images/pp_hole.gif

[bueno bob]

Alan the Panther breaks spirits!

ALL HAIL ALAN!!!

[Rikk]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Alan the Panther breaks spirits!

ALL HAIL ALAN!!!

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=508281

[MAX]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Max... are you accident prone? YOu break bones like I break hearts...
;)


Why, just cos I've fractured my ribs twice and my wrist all in the span of one year? lol. I'm becoming a clumsy old man. :o Considering the last fracture I had was eight years prior. Yep, I guess it happens with me cos I'm active and not very safety conscious. Hence, I'm a dumb Neanderthal. lol.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=508281

It is true that the wrath of Alan is fierce and nothing to be taken lightly!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Alan the Panther is beyond moronic!

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by MAX
Why, just cos I've fractured my ribs twice and my wrist all in the span of one year? lol. I'm becoming a clumsy old man. :o Considering the last fracture I had was eight years prior. Yep, I guess it happens with me cos I'm active and not very safety conscious. Hence, I'm a dumb Neanderthal. lol.

;) NAH

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
Alan the Panther is beyond moronic!

Alan the Panther will SMITE you with extreme prejudice! You should apologize for your transgressions against him! Although it probably won't do any good, as Alan has no mercy, but it'll still get your soul right before he lays the smack down on you.

[Fabulous Shadow]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Alan the Panther will SMITE you with extreme prejudice! You should apologize for your transgressions against him! Although it probably won't do any good, as Alan has no mercy, but it'll still get your soul right before he lays the smack down on you.

Bob, come on man... :rolleyes:

:p

[bueno bob]

.

[bueno bob]

:)

[Fabulous Shadow]

Alan the panther is BEYOND moronrikk...

[Cathedral]

I have some general advice for everyone.
You can only mess with so many people before you piss off the wrong one.
Do unto to others as you would have them do unto you, that's something that Jesus Christ said long long ago, and it still holds very very true today.

The funny thing about those pesky rubber bands is that if you stretch it almost to it's breaking point, then let it go, it will snap your own hand. But if you stretch it too far it breaks and flies off out of control.

Just some food for thought while y'all are busy venting.

[Rikk]

Girl in a grey suit buys a Cadillac. Girl in a pink dress with pigtails is also buying a Cadillac at the same time. The girl in the grey suit wants the one the girl in the pigtails is buying. The girl in the grey suit shoots the girl in the pigtails in the head. People on the street say to the girl in the grey suit, "Hey, nice cadillac!"...until they watch the evening news...

[Fabulous Shadow]

SNAP!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
Girl in a grey suit buys a Cadillac. Girl in a pink dress with pigtails is also buying a Cadillac at the same time. The girl in the grey suit wants the one the girl in the pigtails is buying. The girl in the grey suit shoots the girl in the pigtails in the head. People on the street say to the girl in the grey suit, "Hey, nice cadillac!"...until they watch the evening news...

That's deep dude...

:confused:

[Matt White]

"Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind"

[bueno bob]

"Sand will cover this place! ...Sand will cover YOU!!"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That's deep dude...

:confused:

So was the bullet wound........:D

[bueno bob]

I have a penis.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
I have a penis.

I was hoping you'd bring that up. :p

[GAR]

I have a prehensile penis.

It will bring you up.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I was hoping you'd bring that up. :p

Well, let's hope he puts it away quickly... :)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Cathedral
I have some general advice for everyone.
You can only mess with so many people before you piss off the wrong one.
Do unto to others as you would have them do unto you, that's something that Jesus Christ said long long ago, and it still holds very very true today.

Acyually, JC borrowed that quote from ALAN. They were drinking buddies back in the day. ALAN wasn't even aware that he'd become a deity, though he was quite aware JC was a helluva guy. I mean, how many people do you know that go "My mother's a virgin" and everyone believes that?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Acyually, JC borrowed that quote from ALAN. They were drinking buddies back in the day. ALAN wasn't even aware that he'd become a deity, though he was quite aware JC was a helluva guy. I mean, how many people do you know that go "My mother's a virgin" and everyone believes that?

Cheers! :bottle:

Those were the days in which ALAN was an expert on making crafts with glue, crayons and construction paper. The kids used to call him a "badass motherfucker" because his work always got on the bulletin boards next to Ms. Davies' annual picture display of Jamaicans with elephantitus of the nuts. It was apparently pretty tasty.

Then one day ALAN woke up and just knew he was a deity. He called JC up, and JC just laughed and said, "Welcome to the club. Now just make sure those fuckers don't nail you to some wood. In your case, you're pretty lucky. Panthers are pretty fucking heavy."

To this day, ALAN hasn't been sacrificed. And every time someone challenges his authority as a messiah, he eats them and then goes after that person's family.

It's a pretty good system.

[bueno bob]

Alan is exceptionally GRATE as a deity, of that there's little doubt left.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I was hoping you'd bring that up. :p

And just exactly how "up" did you want me to bring it? ;)

[Northern Girl]

Oh, so tempting, but I'll refrain just this once. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Oh, so tempting, but I'll refrain just this once. :)

lmao, ok then ;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
lmao, ok then ;)

I need to behave! Show a little restraint now and then. :rolleyes:

It's damn tough for me though, especially with a set-up like that. ;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I need to behave! Show a little restraint now and then. :rolleyes:

It's damn tough for me though, especially with a set-up like that. ;)

It's just that you can't resist my sexy helmet and black armor, I know; it's OK, all of the girls on this site feel the same way, but NG, you are ABOVE AND BEYOND everyone else and my absolute all time favorite not-so-secret admirer :)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by bueno bob
It's just that you can't resist my sexy helmet and black armor, I know; it's OK, all of the girls on this site feel the same way, but NG, you are ABOVE AND BEYOND everyone else and my absolute all time favorite not-so-secret admirer :)

Stop! I'm weak enough already! ;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Stop! I'm weak enough already! ;)

Weak, hunh?

Do I make you...quiver too...? :eatit:

:D

[Northern Girl]

I'm crumbling!

I better leave now before things get sticky. ;)

I couldn't help myself. I tried.

[Jamocha Joe]

WHERE'S THE VENTING? THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE VENTING? I'M GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF NOT HEARING COMPLAINTS?

Whew, I feel better now. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

[aesop]

Originally posted by Cathedral
The funny thing about those pesky rubber bands is that if you stretch it almost to it's breaking point, then let it go, it will snap your own hand. But if you stretch it too far it breaks and flies off out of control.

Funny...That happens to me all the time, only with bra staps :p

[Northern Girl]

My head fuckin' hurts.

I already vented in my journal, so I won't repeat myself.

But I have to say fuck!!

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

Man, that felt good...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
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I whole heartedly agree with the above post!!:D

[bueno bob]

Unh Unh Unh Unh Unh Unh...oh GAWD!!.....UUUUUNNNHHHH!