Bizarre Sex Habits of The Extreme Right-Wing

[Seshmeister]

http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley was a guest on The Alan Colmes Show, a FOX News radio program. The topic was an interesting one - whether or not an internet service provider should allow Horsley to post the names of abortion doctors on his website. Horsley does that as a way of targeting them and one doctor has been killed. In the course of the interview, however, Colmes asked Horsley about his background, including a statement that he had admitted to engaging in homosexual and bestiality sex.

At first, Horsley laughed and said, "Just because it's printed in the media, people jump to believe it."

"Is it true?" Colmes asked.

"Hey, Alan, if you want to accuse me of having sex when I was a fool, I did everything that crossed my mind that looked like I..."

AC: "You had sex with animals?"

NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."

AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so."

NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?"

AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?"

NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..."

Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?"

Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."

In addition to Horsley, Colmes has recently interviewed Randall Terry another radical anti-abortionist and anti-gay activist. In the middle of an otherwise serious interview, Terry began joking - apropos of nothing - that he and Colmes were ex-lovers.

Another extremist interviewed by Colmes not too long ago was Rev. Fred Phelps who stated on the show that he thought the death penalty should be given for those who engage in "sodomy." When Colmes asked Phelps if he had ever engaged in gay sex, Phelps blustered but never said no.

Hmm, I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. Come to think of it, Ann Coulter is reputed to have an unusually, er, wide-ranging sex life, too, though as far as I know it's just confined to men. Still, it doesn't exactly match the profile of an ultra-conservative.

[Seshmeister]

Have we any members from Georgia?:)

[FORD]

So just to recap, from this week alone....

Junior masturbates male horses (according to his wife)

Jim West (ex state senator and mayor of Spokane) picks up teen age boys in gay chatrooms and younger boys at scout camp

A guy named HORSE-ly fucks mules.

GOD BLESS THE PARTY OF RIGHTEOUS FUCKING MORAL VALUES!!!!

[Warham]

So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Warham
So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.

Which party plank are you referring too on that one.:rolleyes:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
http://www.newshounds.us/2005/05/06/bizarre_sex_habits_of_the_extreme_rightwing.php

Last night, anti-abortion extremist Neal Horsley ..."Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule."



I bet that hypocrite bastard pressured his later girlfriend, a SHEEP named Mary, to abort his little lamb!:mad:

[Seshmeister]

How did I miss the Horsely gag?

I must be slipping...:D

[Nickdfresh]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y143/Zuni238/sheep.gif

[Warham]

Hey, don't you be bringing Hagar fans up in this discussion!

[LoungeMachine]

So when the RIGHT says that if we allow Gay Marriage, then the next logical step is someone marrying an animal.......

THEY ARE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
So says the party that thinks it's possible to reform child molesters and let them back out on the streets instead of serving 'torturous' long term jail sentences.

WHAT are you ON????????

and can I have a hit?:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Have we any members from Georgia?:)

I "kid" you not, JizzySTOOL was just bragging about all he learned growing up on his grandpa's farm:D

Things are much clearer now:cool:

[Seshmeister]

The famous Kinsey sex research in the 1950s said that 50% of rural Americans had fucked an animal.

Until now I just assumed that was bullshit due to the kind of people he was getting to answer his research.

Now I'm not so sure...:)

(If you are wonderiing how I know that stat, it's what happens when as a very bored 20 year old you do a computer search looking for books on sex in a university library...)


Maybe GWAR are big in Georgia...:)



GWAR LYRICS

"Fuckin' An Animal"

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal
Sure is nice and warm in here
I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers
I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers
I'm fuckin' an animal
Oh, I'm a fucking queer
I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to take her on a date
Just had to stand here on a crate
No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment
Just me and animal,
Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal
Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal
With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal
Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal
Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal
I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal
Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal
But now the animal is in pain!
It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain).
And now it's starting to rain....
But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal
Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal
Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal
Cause you won't let me fuck you...
Animal!

Cheers!

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)

If you’re havin’ trouble with you barnyard friends –
You’ve got a thing for ewes –
Been countin’ sheep – but you’re not in bed –
Here’s what you gotta do:
Get out the barn – stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don’t ring 976-BAAA –
That kind of love’s a crime! Hey,
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb –
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin’ ‘bout her night and day –
Someone should tell him, “No”,
Look at the flock – They’re all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece – Give them some peace.
Don’t be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they’re done with sheep!
Velcro gloves… Knee pads… Late-night dates…
Done with sheep!
Warning signs… Electric fences… High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Don’t tell ‘em what I’ve done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds…
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherd’s coming!)


COURTESY OF BOB RIVERS

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
WHAT are you ON????????

and can I have a hit?:cool:

Just saying that liberals seem to not have a problem letting sexually deviant criminals back into society without doing proper time, that's all.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Seshmeister


HAGWAR LYRICS

"Fuckin' An Animal"

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm holding on the horns
I'm fuckin' an animal
I'm involved with porn
I'm fuckin' an animal



If you're going to post Hagar Lyrics, at least Credit the guy:rolleyes:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Warham
Just saying that liberals seem to not have a problem letting sexually deviant criminals back into society without doing proper time, that's all.

That's bullshit, and we both know it.

The MAJORITY of inmates are in for non-violent drug crimes and SHOULD be treated differently.

Booze is Legal

Smokes are legal

BOTH KILL THE INNOCENT, AND RUIN MORE LIVES AND FAMILIES THAN marijuana. It's HYPOCRICY at it's purest form.


As Nick said, Please post ANY DNP plank that states shorter terms for sexual predators

Or else apologize for painting us with that brush.

Cool?:cool:

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by Seshmeister

(If you are wonderiing how I know that stat, it's what happens when as a very bored 20 year old you do a computer search looking for books on sex in a university library...)




Actually, I assumed it's because there are alot of sheep in Scotland and you were doing a comparison.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Actually, I assumed it's because there are alot of sheep in Scotland and you were doing a comparison.

:gulp:

Makes one wonder if one could "mail-order" a partner:cool:

[BigBadBrian]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Makes one wonder if one could "mail-order" a partner:cool:

I'll roll over and ask your wife.

:sex:

[Guitar Shark]

Speaking of bizarre sexual behaviors of right wingers, check this out. The mayor of Spokane, Washington being investigated for gay porn and related issues on the job. And the best part is that he has always been fervently anti-gay. Gotta love the hypocrisy.

http://www.king5.com/topstories/stories/NW_051105WAKwest_fbiinvestLJ.26363861b.html

Mayor says he's victim of 'brutal outing'

SPOKANE, Wash. -- Spokane Mayor James West described himself as the victim of a "brutal outing" in an e-mail to nearly 140 people affiliated with a race relations task force.

West has taken a leave of absence and is the subject of a second FBI probe into whether West offered city jobs to young men he met in a gay chat room in exchange for sex.

The FBI’s “public corruption” probe began late last week, assistant U.S. attorney Thomas O. Rice told The Spokesman-Review on Tuesday as West, 54, a former state Senate majority leader, began what he said would be a temporary leave of absence to fight accusations of wrongdoing.

“The FBI has opened what’s called a ‘preliminary inquiry’ to determine whether a full-blown investigation should occur,” Rice said. “We can assure the public it’s being looked at for possible violations of federal law.”

Rice would not discuss further details, and Associated Press telephone calls for comment to the local FBI and U.S. attorney’s offices were not returned Tuesday night. West has not responded to requests for comment since he announced Monday that was going on leave.

FBI agents are likely to interview Ryan Oelrich and another man, both 24, who said they were independently offered City Hall jobs after online chats with a man who turned out to be West, the newspaper reported.

City Attorney Michael F. Connelly previously announced an investigation into claims that West offered internships in exchange for sex and into the use of West’s City Hall computer.

In another development, former mayors John Talbott and Sheri Barnard joined the list of those urging West to resign since Thursday, when the newspaper published reports accusing him of molesting two boys decades ago, when he was a Boy Scout leader and sheriff’s deputy, and more recently of offering City Hall internships on the Web site Gay.com.

“If Jim West truly loves this city, as he has stated many times, he will resign immediately and seek help,” said Barnard, mayor in 1989-93. “His credibility and trust are gone and can never be regained. Every day he remains in office hurts our city and hurts him.”

“He has been dishonest with the whole community,” said Talbott, who served from 1998 through 2000, when the city switched to a strong-mayor system. “Leadership, to be effective, can’t have dark secrets.”

Earlier calls for West to resign came from City Council members Mary Verner and Cherie Rodgers; state Sen. Darlene Fairley, D-Lake Forest Park, who frequently clashed with West in the Legislature, and Shaun Cross, a longtime Republican activist and partner in the city’s biggest law firm. West is also a Republican.

Also seeking his resignation are The Spokesman-Review, which endorsed him in the 2003 election; The Seattle Times, and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, a gay advocacy group in Washington, D.C.

“If all or any of the allegations of sexual misconduct are true, then the mayor should resign immediately,” said Patrick Guerriero, president of the Log Cabin Republicans, a GOP gay group.

Shannon Sullivan has filed paperwork to remove West from office. If a Superior Court judge finds she has submitted legally sufficient grounds for a recall vote, she would have 180 days to gather at least 12,567 signatures to place it on the municipal ballot.

Sullivan pleaded guilty last year to intimidation with a dangerous weapon and was sentenced to a day in jail and a year on probation for a drive-by shooting following a dispute with a friend over some automobile tires. She asserted that should have no effect on the recall petition, which she said had “overwhelming” support.

West, a consistent opponent of gay rights who took office in January 2004, last week denied molestation claims by two convicted felons with long histories of drug problems but acknowledged he had visited Gay.com and had relations with adult men.

The statute of limitations has expired on the molestation claims, some contained in depositions for a lawsuit against Spokane County, and no criminal investigations are being conducted in connection with them, law enforcement agencies said.

On Tuesday nearly 140 people involved with the city’s Task Force on Race Relations received an e-mail from West, co-chairman of the panel, in which he branded The Spokesman-Review’s coverage as a “brutal outing.”

Noting that the task force was formed to prevent and combat any “harassment, intimidation, discrimination and violence,” West posed several questions, including, “Does that include people who have an internal struggle with who they are sexually and are searching for a way to come out and are torn by a desire to be out and a fear of what happens if they are?”

Oelrich, who is openly gay, said he accepted an appointment to the city’s Human Rights Commission in April 2004 after meeting the mayor online at Gay.com.

He told the newspaper he resigned in January after West “hounded me for months, telling me I was cute and asking me out on dates.” Oelrich said he refused the mayor’s advances and knows of “five or six other young gay men that Jim West has met online and offered City Hall jobs.”

Oelrich told The Associated Press on Tuesday he initially thought West appointed him because of his work as director of the nonprofit Gay Youth Association but soon felt the mayor was more interested in asking him out.

He also heard from another young man who had been offered an internship.

“I realized it was really the same thing: The mayor was interested in one thing. The only reason he got the position was he had a pretty face,” Oelrich said. “I worried about this happening with other guys.”

West's votes on gay rights issues

Spokane Mayor James West's votes on gay-rights and human-rights issues as a state legislator and as mayor:

- After Gov. Booth Gardner signed a surprise executive order banning discrimination in state jobs based on sexual orientation, West and 14 other Republicans introduced a bill in January 1986 to bar gays and lesbians from working in schools, day-care centers and some state agencies. The bill, which called for firing state workers whose sexual identities became known, failed.

- In 1986, West voted to bar the state from distributing pamphlets telling people how to protect themselves from AIDS during sex.

- West opposed gay rights bills introduced in 1985 and 1987.

- In 1989, West opposed expanding a needle exchange program from Pierce County to the entire state.

- In 1990, West proposed that teen sex be criminalized.

- In 1998, West voted for the Defense of Marriage Act, which defines marriage as between a man and a woman.

- In 2003, West, as Senate majority leader, bottled up a gay-rights bill in committee and it died.

- As incoming mayor in November 2003, West opposed giving benefits to domestic partners of City Hall workers, citing cost.

The Spokane City Council in April approved domestic partner benefits in a 5-2 vote, enough to withstand any mayoral veto.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BigBadBrian
I'll roll over and ask your wife.

:sex:

Sorry

WE met the "old fashined way"

No shipping required:cool:

[GAR]

Originally posted by FORD
GOD BLESS THE PARTY OF RIGHTEOUS FUCKING MORAL VALUES!!!!

Cool! Thanks..