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Ally_Kat
05-17-2005, 05:09 PM
Amarillo,TX --Gladis Haralski, founder of United Confederacy Against WWW (UCAWWW) announced last week of her ongoing campaign to shut down the internet.

In an interview Gladis proclaims the destructive way in which we use the internet degenerates society's standards. "The internet is nothing but filth to steal our children from God and truth", says Gladis...



Currently the UCAWWW holds 43 members, all of which reside in Texas. When Gladis was asked by reporters how she planned to reach out to others across the country she said, "We have many ongoing projects, and soon we'll be proud to announce the grand opening of our website."


I can’t say I’m surprised of the attention this article has received. I have got hundreds of emails asking where Gladis and her group came from. Gladis is an old neighbor of mine- a crazy one at that. She was the type of person that would call the cops on you for anything, and she did. Nevertheless, I kept in touch with her somewhat through her grandson, which is a friend of mine.
He lived with her much of his childhood and she rigorously pushed him toward being a Minister, so when he grew up to be a lazy internet guru (thanks to my influence), she obviously had to ignorantly blame something. So now that we have established why Gladis hates the internet so much, we can get on to more interesting things. Read More…

A UserLoser Exclusive An Interview with Gladis on May 15, 2005

UserLoser: How do you feel about the media attention your group has received in the past few days?
Gladis:Oh it’s great! It just shows the Lord has blessed us in many ways!
UserLoser:What kind of responses have you had?
Gladis: Well, mostly bad ones but that’s because they are internet users. Most of the bad responses, I think they will change their minds. If they don’t change their minds, well they will be damned to where the Good Lord puts them. Hell!
UserLoser: Many people are bringing up the fact that you are fighting the internet, yet you have a website. How do you respond to that?
Gladis: You have to fight fire with fire, and the internet is the Burning Bush.
UserLoser:Um, ok. Isn’t it hypocritical though?
Gladis: I do what the Good Lord wants me to do and nothing else.
UserLoser:What about business? The business world depends on the internet.
Gladis:This is about our children and family values, not BUSINESS!
UserLoser:Gladis, business is a part of families. Without business families wouldn’t have the means to support themselves
Gladis:All you need is Church. This interview is over. I ain't gunna be mocked like this!

UserLoser is sad to say that Gladis hung up on us and will probably never speak to us again...However you can post your comments below and we will try to pass them on to her...


http://www.rbales.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3&mode=&order=0&thold=0

ALinChainz
05-17-2005, 06:05 PM
Yuck ... it does sound like that weirdo ...

LoungeMachine
05-17-2005, 06:37 PM
wow.

There's more than ONE katydid in this world?


scary

twonabomber
05-17-2005, 06:38 PM
yes, the Lord has blessed us in many ways. free porn is grate.

Panamark
05-18-2005, 03:49 AM
Gee, they are quick on the uptake these dudes.
The web has been around for over ten years now...

Panamark
05-18-2005, 03:50 AM
The internet even longer.

kentuckyklira
05-18-2005, 04:20 AM
How do you "shut down the internet"?:confused: :confused:

FORD
05-18-2005, 11:24 AM
I didn't have to read past the words "United Confederacy" to know this one was a lunatic.

Here's what this loony broad's bedroom looks like.....
http://rebelstore.com/quilt.jpg

Hardrock69
05-18-2005, 11:37 AM
What a stupid bitch. She needs to hook up with KatyPig and they can have a Lesbian Sex Prayer Meeting with their special plastic-plated Jesus Dildos....

Terry
05-18-2005, 02:59 PM
Never gonna be a shortage of people out there who think they know what's best for everyone else.

Internet is just a tool. Means of communication. Doesn't create pornography, or anti-family values behavior.

Soul Reaper
05-18-2005, 03:06 PM
any idea of how they plan to shut the net down?!

weirdos

Soul Reaper
05-18-2005, 03:07 PM
they are also a bunch of hypocrites.

they hate the internet, but yet they create their own website.

WEIRDOS!!

Soul Reaper
05-18-2005, 03:12 PM
did a Google search and i clicked on the first link that came up, which was a forum and this is what someone said:

'Umm, I've looked on the internet for this and in the US telephone directories for Haralski in Amarillo, Texas. And found nothing. I think this is a hoax. A search of Amarillo Globe News, the local newspaper, www.amarillo.com brought up nothing. Note the awkward vocab and bad grammar in the last para "Currently the UCAWWW *holds* 43 members, all of *which* reside in Texas". I don't think this is a local newspaper at work.'

http://community.channel4.com/eve/ubb.x/a/tpc/f/503603557/m/3970052602/r/5940045602

In my opinion, this IS a hoax. No-one can single handedly destroy the internet and the obvious giveaway is that they plan on making their own website, even though they hate the internet.

vanzilla
05-18-2005, 03:21 PM
Soul Reaper is SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!

Soul Reaper
05-18-2005, 03:24 PM
i told you I was in my SHERLOCK HOLMES MODE!!!