Maybe a queer around here can answer this question

[Little Texan]

When two faggots get ready to do it, how do they decide on who does the pounding and who recieves the pounding? Do they flip a coin? "I got tailssssssssss"

[Dr. Love]

If you're seriously that into exploring your sexuality, maybe you should visit a gay bar. ;)

[Little Texan]

Shit, I asked this at the wrong place! I should have asked this over at Hagar Links...I know there's somebody that could answer this over there. :D

[flappo]

..ask kane , he should know

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
If you're seriously that into exploring your sexuality, maybe you should visit a gay bar. ;)

No, no, no, no, nooooo! You got the wrong idea! I'm not into that shit, this is just general curiousity...and not gay bi-curiousity. :D

[Little Texan]

Smartass.

[Little Texan]

If I was a queer, I'd know this. I'm not, therefore that's why I'm asking. It's a legitimite question. I want to know how they decide that shit, not because I want to try it, but because of my morbid curiousity. Personally, I don't know how a dude could choose another dude's hairy, nasty, stinky, ugly ass over a fine ass blonde chick's perfectly round, smooth, tanned, beautiful ass anyway. :confused: I never have been able to figure that one out.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
If you're seriously that into exploring your sexuality, maybe you should visit a gay bar. ;)

Are you speaking from experience there, Dr. Love? ;) :D

[Dr. Love]

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(that's German for no)

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Little Texan
Shit, I asked this at the wrong place! I should have asked this over at Hagar Links...I know there's somebody that could answer this over there. :D

not somebody...everybody...

[Sweet Irony]

Weird thread here---but poor LT cant get a SRAIGHT (lol) answer!
I know what you mean tho---sometimes I wonder about off-the-wall stuff like that....Like when I see certain couples (both huge, or hes huge, whatever) and wonder how they...uhh...'manage'...

And dont even TRY to figure out why any guy wouldnt want a soft, smooth woman instead of another guy....Thats just one of the things most of us will never understand.

Ahhhhh...the ways of the world....

[Big Troubles]

See the funny things I think about, is How in the fuck can an intellegent person ask such a crude question. Get a life. If your not gay, or fat or tall or whatever, then just mind your own business man. its people like you that put decent people in uncomfortable and sometimes suicidal positions. If you really want to know. Go up to a gay person and ask. I dare ya. LOL

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
See the funny things I think about, is How in the fuck can an intellegent person ask such a crude question. Get a life. If your not gay, or fat or tall or whatever, then just mind your own business man. its people like you that put decent people in uncomfortable and sometimes suicidal positions. If you really want to know. Go up to a gay person and ask. I dare ya. LOL

You need to lighten the fuck up, dude, and quit being so goddamn serious. I'll ask any goddamn fucking question about anything I goddamn fucking please, and I'm not going to let a fucking sensitive nancy boy, panty waist little pussy tell me what I can and can't say on this board. If you and your boyfriend are offended by what I post on this board, then you don't have to fucking read it, go somewhere else. You and the rest of the pussy liberal PC police can kiss my ass if you don't like what I have to say. Geez, bitches like you are hell when they're on the rag...chill out, take a Midol or something, and do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.

[Little Texan]

The question wasn't really meant to be taken so serious. It's just one of those silly, stupid things that you wonder about sometimes like Sweet Irony said. It must have struck a nerve with Big Troubles, though, because she got her panties in a twist over a silly question on an internet message board.

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Little Texan
You need to lighten the fuck up, dude, and quit being so goddamn serious. I'll ask any goddamn fucking question about anything I goddamn fucking please, and I'm not going to let a fucking sensitive nancy boy, panty waist little pussy tell me what I can and can't say on this board. If you and your boyfriend are offended by what I post on this board, then you don't have to fucking read it, go somewhere else. You and the rest of the pussy liberal PC police can kiss my ass if you don't like what I have to say. Geez, bitches like you are hell when they're on the rag...chill out, take a Midol or something, and do everyone a favor and shut the fuck up.


I'm half tempted to put that in my sig. :cool:

[Big Troubles]

LOL Holy mother of fucking pearl! Look at the shit storm I clouded up in here. LOL Ok ok...relax. Everyone take a slow but very respectful step backwards and lighten the fuck up yourself man. Jesus. I wasn't offened by anything you guys said about homos or fags. Like I give a fuck. Im with ya all the way. But it was funny to see how quick it took, for a bunch of 14 yr olds freak out of something so trivial as to what homos do in bed...LOL

[seenbad]

Yeah, whatever dummy. You don't fuck with the Little Texan. He will fuck your ass UP. That'll fuckin learn ya.

*taking "respectful" step backwards now* lol

[Big Troubles]

Ive been here long enough under different alias to know who Little Texas is or isn't. Im not worried or ashamed. Its unfortunate that a few of the veterans were here when they felt the brush of reality swipe past their malnurished 14 year old boddies, still waiting for their balls to drop so their voice will change. I just thought Id fuck with a few of the little gals around here, and se how long it would take someone to be offened for asking a legitimate question to an offensive inquiry. Got to admit, it was a few seconds and everyone was posting their feelings towards whether I was gay or not. Sheesh...read back the posts. Kinda sad man...LOL

[seenbad]

You lie. You weren't fucking with anybody. You're gay and you're offended. Now you're trying to pass it off as a sociology experiment you cooked up prior to posting. Liar. Laughable, and yes, sad indeed.

At least we know that you're qualified to answer the original question though. :)

[Junyore Grades]

I bet he recieves

[Big Troubles]

LOL...Ok you found me out. Im gay. thats right. Ive been faking my 12 yr marriage with 2 children, all for the sake of this thread. You found me out. yup. Whatever. Im sorry, but Im not going to defend or even explain to you kids how time consuming it would be for me to go through, step by baby fucking step how its more likely that the person who calls the other person "gay, queer or fag" is more than likely hiding their own insecurity with their own sexuality. So take a long hard look into your mirror, while your powdering nose in Mommy's closet, and ask yourself that very same question. And if your still confused. Just pull the trigger my friend, cause Ive got more important people to mind fuck. LOL

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
...cause Ive got more important people to mind fuck. LOL

You take it in the ear??
You kinky bastard!

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
[B]LOL...Ok you found me out. Im gay. thats right. Ive been faking my 12 yr marriage with 2 children, all for the sake of this thread. You found me out. yup. Whatever. Im sorry, but

Gawd. Fucking shut UP already!! Blah blahb BLAH blah BLAH BLAH BLAH. You're like the energizer idiot.


Im not going to defend or even explain to you kids how time consuming it would be for me to go through, step by baby fucking step how its more likely that the person who calls the other person "gay, queer or fag" is more than likely hiding their own insecurity with their own sexuality.

Thank God. High School psycology lessons are as dry as your gash and I'd hope most would have mentally progressed past what you so proudly boast to be an expert in anyways.


So take a long hard look into your mirror, while your powdering nose in Mommy's closet, and ask yourself that very same question.

Would you fuck me?? I'd fuck me ;)
http://www.killmytv.com/now/movie_lines/images/silence_of_the_lambs.jpg





And if your still confused. Just pull the trigger my friend, cause Ive got more important people to mind fuck. LOL

You wouldn't know the first thing about a good mind fuck. :)

[Big Troubles]

Hey Im not afraid of a bunch of unemployed nose pickin' know-it alls. Ive got an address. Come get yourself a good ass kickin'. I dont mind teaching some young a lesson or two in "stop breathing my air you fucking loser 101".

Kinky bastard? sure am! My wife will testify to that! LOL

and check your spelling "SeenBad", it's just a button click away.

and "blah blah blah just shut the fuck up?" if you dont like what you see here stop replying to the post?! fucking losers....ah man. slide under a gas truck and drink your own blood and die...Please!!!! LMAO

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
[B]Hey Im not afraid of a bunch of unemployed nose pickin' know-it alls. Ive got an address. Come get yourself a good ass kickin'. I dont mind teaching some young a lesson or two in "stop breathing my air you fucking loser 101".

That was good. I like that one.

It's funny though, how you assume you have age on people. I'm 31, I'm employed, I have a wife and a kid, and you just became my new hobby. :)

I like how you extend invitation for an ass kickin. You assume a LOT. Are you a big bad man? Are you big? Are you bad? Youuuuu big bad man you....oooohhhhhh, you're so big and bad. woof!! yip yip!!


and check your spelling "SeenBad", it's just a button click away.

Never used it, never will. There always seems to be a zillion fuckstains like yourself willing to perform the functions of a button for me. :)


and "blah blah blah just shut the fuck up?" if you dont like what you see here stop replying to the post?! fucking losers....

What fun would that be? Listen chum. I'm just trying to have a hand in my environment. I'm not a bad guy. If I see something I don't like, and I don't think I like you, I try to mold it in to something better. Something we can all enjoy just a little more. :) I most certainly AM a good judge on these things. I know a boring poster when I see one. You're one. I'd just like to help you out a little bit, that's all. I see hope in you sunshine. Could you be my neighbor? :)



ah man. slide under a gas truck and drink your own blood and die...Please!!!! LMAO

See, you just shouldn't follow that up with a "LMAO". A statement so bold, and perhaps with a little originality(??), just shouldn't be diluted with a LMAO. That's just fucking odd peewee. It really offsets things. It leaves me disturbed and really worried about your well being. I care about you brain bubble. I want what's best for you, and well hell, all of us. :)

Let's chat. :)

[Angel]

Okay, I got your answer for you. The "fem" takes it. The "macho" gives it. I just got this from a friend of mine. He's a total "fem". He says he did at one time have a boyfriend who was "fem", and sometimes he'd be "in", sometimes his friend.

It's like lesbos, who wears the strap-on? Usually the bull, but it can go both ways depending on the mood. :)

Big Trouble wouldn't be asking the question if he was gay now, would he?

[seenbad]

Uh....he didn't ask the question. Are you ok?

[Angel]

Whoops! Of course I'm not okay, I've been at this suck ass job all day, and haven't had a toke since 7 this morning. I'll go home and smoke my medicine now!

Sorry about that, Little Texan mustn't be gay then, okay.... seenbad?

XXX

[seenbad]

Okay.....Angel.

[Big Troubles]

Everybody done figuring out whose dick their sucking yet? Good. Now that some of the screen-names are friends and some of them are enemies, i'll just be standing over in the corner. You know; in the real world looking in at what a complete and utter waste of skin tissue that wraps around a mass of liquid shitis. Its hard to believe it could be all contained under one happy smile, such as mine. And yes, make no mistake about it, whether your 31 with a wife or not, Im looking down at you little fella. and btw, laughing my ass off is always gonaa be following the sight of your death "seenbad". This might be more blah blah blah to you, and that only shows your inferiority. And that smell? Yup you guess right, that is shit in the back of your pants. Now be a good little boy and wipe from back to front again.

[Big Troubles]

Ah right before I forget. This statement below....There is absolutely no way that quote came from anybody other than a seman swallowing, ass tickling, tea bagging fag...It just screams Homo!!!

And SeenBad wrote:

"I'd just like to help you out a little bit, that's all. I see hope in you sunshine. Could you be my neighbor?"

[Big Troubles]

Hey SeenBad, Isn't there some sort of "Marriage Protest "you gotta go support somewhere?

[Ally_Kat]

I found a twist of irony in this thread

[Big Troubles]

I agree. Its gotten kinda off course and funky.

[Ally_Kat]

nawh hun, that's not was I was talking about

[Big Troubles]

btw ally kat i love your roth quote!!

[Junyore Grades]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I agree. Its gotten kinda off course and funky.

That would imply that at one time it was on course and not funky. I musta missed something.
Dude, most of what's posted on here, or at least in Non, is from boredom at our jobs, homes, etc. Don't put too much into any flaming. Most are just trying to get your goat, which reminds me, I need to start a beasteality thread.
G'day.

[Big Troubles]

LOL good point.

[Dr. Love]

I think homosexuality is the gayest thing ever.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Angel
Okay, I got your answer for you. The "fem" takes it. The "macho" gives it. I just got this from a friend of mine. He's a total "fem". He says he did at one time have a boyfriend who was "fem", and sometimes he'd be "in", sometimes his friend.



I kinda figured the more feminine one was the one that was on the receiving end, but the second part of your post brings up another question...if they are both "fems" or both "machos", then how do they decide? Do they play rock-paper-scissors-match, flip a coin, inny minny miny moe, etc.? Depending on which one was feeling more like a bitch at the time? :D

[seenbad]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Everybody done figuring out whose dick their sucking yet?

Yes. By the way, you're doing a wonderful job on mine princess. Another hour and I'll be there.


and btw, laughing my ass off is always gonaa be following the sight of your death "seenbad".

Gosh. :confused: Dude, you really are a bummer man. I was just trying to have some fun and help you out a little bit. You want me dead? You're really quite the bummer dude. :( Now I'm just not sure we can be friends.


And that smell? Yup you guess right, that is shit in the back of your pants. Now be a good little boy and wipe from back to front again.

Why do you have to resort to fecal jokes Mr. superior? :confused: That's kind of "base" isn't it? Do I make you feel dumm? Does your little bwain run home to momma and get a little primal when I talk to you? Sorry man. I can't handle that kind of crudeness. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop that.

Hmm. You know I was in the Navy eh? You must have some history on these boards......perhaps under a different name?

See, at least I have the BIG HUGE FUCKING BALLS to post as myself everywhere and not hide under a name. That's so cute. Youre just so cute, pumpkin. Wanna tell seeny who you really are cupcake? Hmm? Wanna tell him?? Yes you do. Yes you do!! :) C'mon, c'mon out big troublee wublee. It's okayyyyyyy. Whoooo are you? C'mon, whoooooooooo are you? It's safe here. This is a happy place. :)

[Big Troubles]

LOL Man oh man? Different names? moi? You were in the Navy huh? well then you are an authority on ass fucking! Ha ha. Am I bringing you down? Golly Gee Gosh, I not mean to talk to you so superior like boss. It'll never happin' 'gain sir! Better yet, fuck you. Ha. Look who's hiding. I dont hide from shit. In fact Ive invited you over to play your game at least 3 times now...My name is Chris Seddon. I live in Ontario Canada. Look in Google geeks. Im there.See? Thats how afraid I am of you. First/last name. Province, Country. Do you need my social ins # now? Maybe a little skin behind the ear? Maybe you'd like a swab test to make sure it's really who I say I am. Mr Navy man. Swab the deck bitch, then you can work on polishing my rim sailor.
Cupcake? Pumpkin? Who's the seman swallowing queer boy now? My God, do you read your posts? Or does your boyfriend do all the typing while you beat off? Hey, just curious, but seriously "dude" you gotta keep all that gay talk for your private life. Someone around will take that the wrong way, and SlamDunk your ass. Or maybe you prefer to receive?

[Big Troubles]

And I do believe Ive made my point. Now run along to the next thread and try to be friends with someone else, before your humiliated to the point of suicide. Yes. Yes I do like death. I'm thinking yours will be uplifting. So like I said. Go fluff someone else. Im done with you.

[seenbad]

LoL! You fucking wish we were done. You're my new perma bitch. You're boring as fuckall, but I suppose you will do for the time being. Wherever you are on this board, I will be too. You're my new pal. :)

[Big Troubles]

More attempts of getting into my pants sailor? Not gonna happen...I likes me pussy fella. Now run along.

[Ally_Kat]

more irony in this thread. I find it amusing.

[Big Troubles]

yeah it seems to be a personal vendettta at this point. But I still dont think the Thread has been answered! lol

[Golden AWe]

I guess we...uhm they decide it like the heterosexuals too

bwahaha

[Rubnose]

Finally. A thread that Dave might actually post about for us all.

[Hecubus]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
If you're seriously that into exploring your sexuality, maybe you should visit a gay bar. ;)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[tydhurst]

I work with a gay man, and he has some fucked up views of the world.

He says he has this theory about porn.

He says "I can see why lesbians think two women's attractive, and why gays think two men is attactive, but what do straight people see in a man and a woman having sex?"

It's not really a theory, but i didn't think anyone found two men attractive, not even gay men.

Ugh!

(i'm not closed minded, but this guy is a complete tosser!)

[Dr. Love]

http://members.shaw.ca/ehushagen/images/holybatman.jpg

[CROWBAR]

queer as queer is.......

faggot

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Little Texan
When two faggots get ready to do it, how do they decide on who does the pounding and who recieves the pounding? Do they flip a coin?

Perhaps they take turns, so they BOTH get off. It's curious that of all the men that posted on this topic, no one suggested this; because maybe men don't NATURALLY think that BOTH people involved need to be satisfied. It's something they eventually learn after they catch their lady with a vibrator.

[Tom Foolery]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
LOL Man oh man? Different names? moi? You were in the Navy huh? well then you are an authority on ass fucking! Ha ha. Am I bringing you down? Golly Gee Gosh, I not mean to talk to you so superior like boss. It'll never happin' 'gain sir! Better yet, fuck you. Ha. Look who's hiding. I dont hide from shit. In fact Ive invited you over to play your game at least 3 times now...My name is Chris Seddon. I live in Ontario Canada. Look in Google geeks. Im there.See? Thats how afraid I am of you. First/last name. Province, Country. Do you need my social ins # now? Maybe a little skin behind the ear? Maybe you'd like a swab test to make sure it's really who I say I am. Mr Navy man. Swab the deck bitch, then you can work on polishing my rim sailor.
Cupcake? Pumpkin? Who's the seman swallowing queer boy now? My God, do you read your posts? Or does your boyfriend do all the typing while you beat off? Hey, just curious, but seriously "dude" you gotta keep all that gay talk for your private life. Someone around will take that the wrong way, and SlamDunk your ass. Or maybe you prefer to receive?



Didnt you learn in school not to give out your personal information on the internet, no matter how "tough" you are? Now i am going to have to find your house and kill you to teach you a lesson

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Perhaps they take turns, so they BOTH get off. It's curious that of all the men that posted on this topic, no one suggested this; because maybe men don't NATURALLY think that BOTH people involved need to be satisfied. It's something they eventually learn after they catch their lady with a vibrator.

I rather think it's because no one gave a shit.

[Northern Girl]

I bet you're right - 55 posts later - no one gave a shit. :D

[Snow Ho]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Perhaps they take turns, so they BOTH get off. It's curious that of all the men that posted on this topic, no one suggested this; because maybe men don't NATURALLY think that BOTH people involved need to be satisfied. It's something they eventually learn after they catch their lady with a vibrator.

:rofl:

[CROWBAR]

wot ah butttfuckeeerr!:D