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POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:55 PM
1.

The dreaded gut-cunt. Usually hanging out from beneath a belly-shirt on a girl who has no right wearing one.
Hey, let's play "Spot the Gunt" here at Molly Magees.

We decided to leave when in came a whole girdle of gunts.

That girl has a pretty face, but it looks like she might benefit from an interguntion.

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:56 PM
2.

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:56 PM
3.

1). noun.
A protruding sack of fat which extends from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area (gut+cunt=gunt).

2). proper noun.
Also refers to a clique of chainsmoking, alcoholic female enginerds found roaming the bars of the University of Illinois.
1). "Wow, if she doesn't shut her yap I'm going to punch her in the gunt."

2). "Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts. They're on the prowl tonight!"

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:57 PM
A BRIEF INTERLUDE...

hahahahaha...

"Quick, hide your food & beer! Here come the Gunts..."

that is fucking hilarious...

onto more definitions...

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:58 PM
4.

A compound word meaning a girl who has a gut that extends down to her crotch, making her pussy and surrounding area look abnormally large.
Ohhhh man... I would need at least a foot long cock to penetrate that bitches GUNT.

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 03:59 PM
5.

The part (A LARGE BUBBLE)above a womans vagina that is caused by child birth and/ or being a fatass. AKA the pump hump. Also the opposite of the male version (gick)

Honey, decorate the gunt daddys comming home!!! Damn, I couldnt get any last night, my wife's gunt was in the way!

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:00 PM
another brief interlude...

AKA the PUMP HUMP

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Oh...that is classic...

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:02 PM
6.

When a women is overweight the flaps of her belly or thighs may overlap thus causing a well lubricated region that can be used as an alternate for love making.

Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt.

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:02 PM
Talk about a classic...

and Kudos to Jerry for sticking that one out...

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:05 PM
I hope that helps...

bueno bob
05-21-2005, 04:05 PM
Thank you, POJO!

Nickdfresh
05-21-2005, 04:07 PM
I made the mistake of defining what a GUNT was a party, inhabited with some middle-aged women, last summer.

I practically had to sit in the car and get drunk by myself. I passed out due to a combination heat exhaustion and alcohol poisoning. And repeated blows to the head from a baseball bat.

I still have reggulS ellivsiuoL imprinted on my forhead.:confused:

bueno bob
05-21-2005, 04:10 PM
LMFAO!

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Thank you, POJO!

Just doing my service to the site...

bueno bob
05-21-2005, 04:31 PM
I was afraid to ask...

POJO_Risin
05-21-2005, 04:49 PM
Afraid to ask about the old Gut-Cunt?...the old PUMP HUMP!

Shit...you shoulda known fucking Rikk woulda known what a GUNT was...lmfao...

bueno bob
05-21-2005, 05:02 PM
I had my suspicions, but I already sound dumb enough around here without having to intentionally add to it...lmao

Rikk
05-22-2005, 01:59 AM
There's nothing worse than peeling cunt hair off an overgrown waistline that hangs over...and the smell...

GUNTS are not a pleasant experience...partly because they can be deceiving.

Next time I run into a slightly overweight woman that thinks she's a sex symbol, I'm gonna call her a gunt.

ashstralia
05-22-2005, 06:18 AM
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.

stilleddiesangel
05-22-2005, 08:33 AM
Ewwwwww!!! Thanx for that Pojo.. I think that needs to go on my "do not need to know" List!!! Nasty!!!

Soul Reaper
05-22-2005, 09:39 AM
thanks for that , POJO

Last_Child
05-22-2005, 11:36 AM
Thanks for the info...

Nickdfresh
05-23-2005, 09:45 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
2.

Bulging area found on large older women between the waist and the genital area. Not quite a gut, not quite a cunt... The Gunt.
My sixth grade teacher had a gut like a freakin' innertube!



...The dreaded gut-cunt. Usually hanging out from beneath a belly-shirt on a girl who has no right wearing one.
Hey, let's play "Spot the Gunt" here at Molly Magees.

We decided to leave when in came a whole girdle of gunts.

That girl has a pretty face, but it looks like she might benefit from an interguntion.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Nickdfresh/FlabWide.jpg

ZahZoo
05-24-2005, 09:25 AM
Thank you Master Pojo!!

Enlightened we now are...

ThrillsNSpills
05-24-2005, 10:19 AM
"Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt. "


man that is just brilliant :rofl:

Matt White
05-24-2005, 11:24 PM
GUNT


TRAVEL AT YOU'RE OWN RISK

Dan
05-25-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.


Originally posted by ashstralia
Gunt + Cameltoe = Frontbum.

HaHa.

Dave's Bitch
05-25-2005, 01:49 PM
in that case what's a slunt?

scottydabodi
05-25-2005, 01:53 PM
http://pulolesu.game-server.cc/move/move-photo/240.gif

Soul Reaper strikes again!!

GAR
06-04-2009, 08:47 PM
6.

When a women is overweight the flaps of her belly or thighs may overlap thus causing a well lubricated region that can be used as an alternate for love making.

Jerry had so much trouble finding this fat women's vigina that he just fucked her in the gunt.

ohh puke...

letsrock
07-02-2009, 03:38 PM
Runt?