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pete
05-24-2005, 01:05 AM
rikk75 (10:27:26 PM): ok...well, lemme start off by saying that i seriously want to sleep with you, lisa...i think it would be awesome

rikk75 (10:27:34 PM): all that fighting produced a lot of sexual tension

fabshadow313 (10:28:51 PM): we are more alike than we care to admit
rikk75 (10:28:51 PM): that's what makes the whole idea kinda irresistable

fabshadow313 (10:29:02 PM): it is isnt it

rikk75 (10:29:17 PM): i can picture an evening of drinks and then very intense foreplay under the covers and intense all night sex

rikk75 (10:30:55 PM): i think it would be very simple...i think we would be having drinks, we'd come back to someone's pad, we'd be talking on the couch or something, and then i would just move in and kiss you and it would just get super intense...

rikk75 (10:31:09 PM): we would rip our clothes off on the way to the bedroom and just get naked under the sheets

rikk75 (10:31:10 PM): very physical

rikk75 (10:33:04 PM): lol...i am very private

fabshadow313 (10:33:11 PM): I know and I think that sux

rikk75 (10:33:18 PM): i can guarantee you that...if we ever met, we would probably fuck

rikk75 (10:33:46 PM): make no mistake...i want to sleep with you in real life

rikk75 (10:34:22 PM): it almost feels like a form of betrayal

rikk75 (10:34:26 PM): but it's very hot to think about

fabshadow313 (10:34:52 PM): just swear to chirst that THIS shit is off limits if we ever fight again ok

rikk75 (10:34:58 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD!! rikk75 (10:35:03 PM): it would embarress both of us

fabshadow313 (10:35:30 PM): but you'll justsay you were setting me upo

fabshadow313 (10:35:41 PM): that you didnt mean any of it

rikk75 (10:35:43 PM): lol...yes, but i wouldn't want it out there

rikk75 (10:36:06 PM): you know, one other worry i'd have of meeting you in real life and us having sex would be that i wouldn't want it known on the board at all

fabshadow313 (10:39:21 PM): MAx doesn't even know we talk rikk75 (10:39:37 PM): i told him that you and i talk sometimes and that i am actually kind of fond of you now

rikk75 (10:40:33 PM): well again...let's say for argument's sake... fabshadow313 (10:40:38 PM): ok

rikk75 (10:40:41 PM): we somehow met and ended up having a passionate night

fabshadow313 (10:40:48 PM): ok

rikk75 (10:40:56 PM): would it really never be known by anyone else on the board? I would never tell

rikk75 (10:45:44 PM): basically, it's us just filled with sexual angst after all these months...and we're naked under the covers...i'm sort of gripping you from behind, both of us lying on our sides...my cock is hard and rubbing against your ass while i play with your clit from behind with my fingers and your nipples with the other...and time to time you turn your head and we kiss really passionately...lots of heavy breathing

rikk75 (10:48:39 PM): wow lisa...i so really want to fuck you

rikk75 (10:49:26 PM): sometimes, when i'm really excited by a woman, i keep re-awaking and fucking her several times in the night

rikk75 (10:50:29 PM): i usually wake the woman up by gently stroking her pussy...sometimes i just turn a woman around and immediately start passionately kissing her to wake her up

rikk75 (10:50:33 PM): and the sex is immediate

rikk75 (10:50:35 PM): no words

fabshadow313 (10:50:46 PM): do you have alot of sex?

rikk75 (10:51:02 PM): quite often, i guess

rikk75 (10:51:07 PM): not a whore or anything

rikk75 (10:51:13 PM): meaning, i'm not a whore rikk75 (10:51:14 PM): lol

rikk75 (10:51:25 PM): but i like to have sex somewhat often

rikk75 (10:51:35 PM): but then sometimes, my drive decreases if i'm bored and i put it off for some time

rikk75 (10:51:44 PM): i know

rikk75 (10:51:52 PM): i was seeing a younger woman for a little while, and it was fun

rikk75 (10:51:55 PM): but i got bored quite quickly

fabshadow313 (10:52:01 PM): why is that

rikk75 (10:52:32 PM): i don't know...the sex was fun...but i get bored if it's repetitive or doesn't build in intensity as i get together with the person more

rikk75 (10:52:50 PM): there have been times i have actually not enjoyed sex because there was no...

rikk75 (10:52:56 PM): tension?

fabshadow313 (10:53:00 PM): Young girls are not in touch with their sexuality

rikk75 (10:53:05 PM): i know

fabshadow313 (10:53:13 PM): they are having sex to try and polease you

fabshadow313 (10:53:21 PM): not to try and please thenself

fabshadow313 (10:53:36 PM): when a woman knows what o do to make herself feel good

fabshadow313 (10:53:47 PM): it ends up being so much better for you

fabshadow313 (10:53:59 PM): because she is just as into it as you are

rikk75 (10:53:59 PM): i get more pleasure out of a woman's sexual pleasure than anything else

rikk75 (10:54:01 PM): i mean it

fabshadow313 (10:54:13 PM): all men say that

rikk75 (10:54:16 PM): lol rikk75 (10:54:17 PM): i know

rikk75 (10:55:58 PM): it should be a togetherness project...not some fucking "stand by your man" exercise

rikk75 (10:56:06 PM): i'm such a fucking feminist rikk75 (10:56:07 PM): seriously

fabshadow313 (10:56:11 PM): LOL

rikk75 (10:56:15 PM): lol

rikk75 (10:58:42 PM): i like very much, after lots of intense sex but no cumming yet (on my part anyway), to suddenly pause and suddenly sit up with the woman and just softly kiss her for like five minutes...no touching...just a sort of moment to appreciate softly kissing her before lying back and continuing

rikk75 (10:59:32 PM): lemme ask you

fabshadow313 (10:59:36 PM): what?

rikk75 (10:59:38 PM): have you ever touched youself thinking of me

rikk75 (10:59:59 PM): i've thought of myself while touching myself rikk75 (11:00:00 PM): lol

fabshadow313 (11:00:05 PM): LMAO!

rikk75 (11:00:09 PM): just kidding...thought of you

rikk75 (11:01:37 PM): i swear, if you were in this room right now, i would just devour you

rikk75 (11:03:46 PM): i just imagine nailing you into the bed and passionately kissing you, just fitting in you over and over again

rikk75 (11:03:54 PM): i imagine your ass just being driven into my sheets

rikk75 (11:06:11 PM): i swear, it would be so intense

rikk75 (11:06:24 PM): in the bed, on the floor, in the shower, in the bed again

rikk75 (11:08:04 PM): tell me you want me to fuck you

fabshadow313 (11:08:21 PM): NO

!rikk75 (11:08:27 PM): no, say my name

fabshadow313 (11:08:50 PM): pRikky, I want you to fuck me!

rikk75 (11:08:56 PM): lol!

fabshadow313 (11:08:56 PM):

rikk75 (11:09:05 PM): bitch

rikk75 (11:09:05 PM): lol

rikk75 (11:09:24 PM): fuck you bitch!! now lie down!!

rikk75 (11:09:25 PM): lol

rikk75 (11:11:38 PM): i can imagine the feel of your tongue touching my prick

rikk75 (11:11:51 PM): take it all in your mouth

rikk75 (11:12:01 PM): but i want you to have sucked on an ice cube for a minute first

rikk75 (11:12:25 PM): and then feed it to your mouth

rikk75 (11:14:34 PM): i'm fingering you and putting your wet clit between my fingers as you lick my balls rikk75 (11:14:49 PM): i play with your ass too

rikk75 (11:15:51 PM): i lie back on the bed and you sit on me...i suck you slowly and carefull as you slowly suck my cock

rikk75 (11:16:04 PM): i lick your clit and also slide one finger in your ass

rikk75 (11:17:14 PM): i continue tasting you for while...

rikk75 (11:17:26 PM): i turn you on your back and lick and suck your pussy, playing with it with my fingers

rikk75 (11:19:06 PM): i keep working on your pussy, lick and fingering it, my hand cupping your ass from underneath and my other hand working inside your pussy and on and around your clit

rikk75 (11:19:19 PM): i love tasting you as you explode

rikk75 (11:20:29 PM): god, lisa...if you were within driving distance, i would be there in a heartbeat and fuck you all night

rikk75 (11:31:44 PM): ....i know i'm selfish rikk75 (11:31:47 PM): but i just can't

rikk75 (11:31:58 PM): i just can't risk any pic of me getting at the army

rikk75 (11:32:04 PM): that's why i don't want you to take any of me if i meet you

rikk75 (11:38:38 PM): you look great

fabshadow313 (11:38:47 PM): you are just saying that rikk75 (11:38:48 PM): really nice eyes

rikk75 (11:38:59 PM): lol...no i'm not fabshadow313 (11:39:04 PM): you already told me that you think I am ugly

rikk75 (11:39:17 PM): LOL...you told me i shouldn't be near children

rikk75 (11:39:24 PM): honey, when i want to be mean to someone, i break out all the stops

fabshadow313 (11:39:31 PM): but I didnt mean it

rikk75 (11:39:32 PM): would i want to fuck you if i thought you were ugly?

fabshadow313 (11:39:41 PM): you did lms! LMAO!

rikk75 (11:39:54 PM): lol...i never fucked that skank

rikk75 (11:40:00 PM): i talked dirty with her, but that's it

rikk75 (11:40:05 PM): she's disgusting rikk75 (11:40:08 PM): send me another one

fabshadow313 (11:40:12 PM): did you know how ugly she was? rikk75 (11:40:16 PM): no!!

fabshadow313 (11:40:20 PM): hehehe

rikk75 (11:40:22 PM): i only saw that older picture

pete
05-24-2005, 01:08 AM
rikk75 (11:46:38 PM): see, you are fucking pretty

rikk75 (11:46:44 PM): i was just being mean when i sawid you're ugly

rikk75 (11:46:49 PM): okay...i understand

rikk75 (11:46:52 PM): it's cool rikk75 (11:47:02 PM): you really have to understand, i just can't risk my pic getting out right now

rikk75 (11:53:45 PM): i want you to

rikk75 (11:53:58 PM): i haven't quite finished yet...and i will have to before i go to bed

pete
05-24-2005, 01:09 AM
I, for one, feel pretty bad about this.

The army is all about love and we have driven our comrades into hiding.

PS: I'm sorry POJO - It must be hard seeing this.

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:14 AM
Something tells me this is the beginning of a huge shit storm.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:14 AM
My love,
There’s only you in my life
The only thing that’s bright

My first love,
You’re every breath that I take
You’re every step I make

And i
(i-i-i-i-i)
I want to share
All my love with you
No one else will do...

And your eyes
Your eyes, your eyes
They tell me how much you care
Ooh yes, you will always be
My endless love

Two hearts,
Two hearts that beat as one
Our lives have just begun

Forever
(ohhhhhh)
I’ll hold you close in my arms
I can’t resist your charms

And love
Oh, love
I’ll be a fool
For you,
I’m sure
You know I don’t mind
Oh, you know I don’t mind

’cause you,
You mean the world to me
Oh
I know
I know
I’ve found in you
My endless love

Oooh-woow
Boom, boom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, booom
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom

Oooh, and love
Oh, love
I’ll be that fool
For you,
I’m sure
You know I don’t mind
Oh you know-
I don’t mind

And, yes
You’ll be the only one
’cause no one can deny
This love I have inside
And I’ll give it all to you
My love
My love, my love
My endless love

Matt White
05-24-2005, 01:17 AM
BANG THE DRUM SLOWLY

pete
05-24-2005, 01:21 AM
I couldn't resist.

MAX
05-24-2005, 01:25 AM
Not too cool and bullshit doin' this private shit if you ask me.

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:28 AM
Pete, how did you get those IM's?

Matt White
05-24-2005, 01:29 AM
The "Grapes of wrath"?

Sour Grapes?

The Apes of Wrath?

Matt White
05-24-2005, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Pete, how did you get those IM's?

:D Flown in on a broomstick!!!:D

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
:D Flown in on a broomstick!!!:D

How "Bewitching":D :D :D

pete
05-24-2005, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by MAX
Not too cool and bullshit doin' this private shit if you ask me.

This is only one conversation, but.........

nevermind.

If anyone wants more of rikk's literate cyber-sex, it's on sale right here.

PM me!!!

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:35 AM
What's the point?

Panamark
05-24-2005, 01:35 AM
Cant wait to see Rikk's reply ! ;)

pete
05-24-2005, 01:36 AM
It's all in good fun. :)

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
Cant wait to see Rikk's reply ! ;)
I have a bad feeling this will rival the SHEEP PEN when it comes to post count.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
I have a bad feeling this will rival the SHEEP PEN when it comes to post count.

That could be a good thing.

and RIKK could be the center of it all, as usual.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:38 AM
Stay tuned for the next exciting episode of..........

?????

Rikk's forbidden love(?)

pete
05-24-2005, 01:40 AM
No seriously....

I made it all up.

:D

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:43 AM
Pete, I heard a rumor that you were FASTERPUSSYCAT?

pete
05-24-2005, 01:43 AM
Originally posted by pete


fabshadow313 (10:39:21 PM): MAx doesn't even know we talk rikk75 (10:39:37 PM): i told him that you and i talk sometimes and that i am actually kind of fond of you now



rikk75 (10:45:44 PM): basically, it's us just filled with sexual angst after all these months...and we're naked under the covers...i'm sort of gripping you from behind, both of us lying on our sides...my cock is hard and rubbing against your ass while i play with your clit from behind with my fingers and your nipples with the other...and time to time you turn your head and we kiss really passionately...lots of heavy breathing

rikk75 (10:48:39 PM): wow lisa...i so really want to fuck you

rikk75 (10:49:26 PM): sometimes, when i'm really excited by a woman, i keep re-awaking and fucking her several times in the night

rikk75 (10:50:29 PM): i usually wake the woman up by gently stroking her pussy...sometimes i just turn a woman around and immediately start passionately kissing her to wake her up

rikk75 (10:50:33 PM): and the sex is immediate

rikk75 (10:50:35 PM): no words

fabshadow313 (10:50:46 PM): do you have alot of sex?

rikk75 (10:51:02 PM): quite often, i guess

rikk75 (10:56:06 PM): i'm such a fucking feminist rikk75 (10:56:07 PM): seriously


rikk75 (10:58:42 PM): i like very much, after lots of intense sex but no cumming yet (on my part anyway), to suddenly pause and suddenly sit up with the woman and just softly kiss her for like five minutes...no touching...just a sort of moment to appreciate softly kissing her before lying back and continuing


rikk75 (11:03:46 PM): i just imagine nailing you into the bed and passionately kissing you, just fitting in you over and over again

rikk75 (11:03:54 PM): i imagine your ass just being driven into my sheets


rikk75 (11:11:38 PM): i can imagine the feel of your tongue touching my prick

rikk75 (11:11:51 PM): take it all in your mouth

rikk75 (11:12:01 PM): but i want you to have sucked on an ice cube for a minute first

rikk75 (11:12:25 PM): and then feed it to your mouth

rikk75 (11:14:34 PM): i'm fingering you and putting your wet clit between my fingers as you lick my balls rikk75 (11:14:49 PM): i play with your ass too

rikk75 (11:15:51 PM): i lie back on the bed and you sit on me...i suck you slowly and carefull as you slowly suck my cock

rikk75 (11:16:04 PM): i lick your clit and also slide one finger in your ass

rikk75 (11:17:14 PM): i continue tasting you for while...

rikk75 (11:17:26 PM): i turn you on your back and lick and suck your pussy, playing with it with my fingers

rikk75 (11:19:06 PM): i keep working on your pussy, lick and fingering it, my hand cupping your ass from underneath and my other hand working inside your pussy and on and around your clit

rikk75 (11:19:19 PM): i love tasting you as you explode

rikk75 (11:20:29 PM): god, lisa...if you were within driving distance, i would be there in a heartbeat and fuck you all night


fabshadow313 (11:39:41 PM): you did lms! LMAO!

rikk75 (11:39:54 PM): lol...i never fucked that skank

rikk75 (11:40:00 PM): i talked dirty with her, but that's it

rikk75 (11:40:05 PM): she's disgusting rikk75 (11:40:08 PM): send me another one

fabshadow313 (11:40:12 PM): did you know how ugly she was? rikk75 (11:40:16 PM): no!!

fabshadow313 (11:40:20 PM): hehehe

rikk75 (11:40:22 PM): i only saw that older picture

pete
05-24-2005, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Pete, I heard a rumor that you were FASTERPUSSYCAT?

Well there are rumors and rumors are just that.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Pete, I heard a rumor that you were FASTERPUSSYCAT?

check the ip's. you are well connected.... not

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by pete
check the ip's. you are well connected.... not

Never claimed to be...just asking...

Continue spamming.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Never claimed to be...just asking...

Continue spamming.

No, I am straight up dude.

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by pete
No seriously....

I made it all up.

:D

Okay:confused:

So what are you trying to accomplish then by posting private IM's?

pete
05-24-2005, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Okay:confused:

So what are you trying to accomplish then by posting private IM's?

It is comedy.

If you can't see that - I'm sorry.

and if it was soo private - i wouldnt have it.

Be careful in the future. this is public domain. (unless you are familiar with encryption)

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 01:57 AM
Originally posted by pete
It is comedy.

If you can't see that - I'm sorry.

and if it was soo private - i wouldnt have it.

Be careful in the future. this is public domain. (unless you are familiar with encryption)

Thanks for the lesson

pete
05-24-2005, 01:59 AM
anytime.

stay tuned for the next episode.

...and goodnight vanzilla.

May God keep you........ in his tender care......... 'til he brings us together again.

Goodnight everybody!!!

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 02:01 AM
Originally posted by pete
anytime.

stay tuned for the next episode.

...and goodnight vanzilla.

May God keep you........ in his tender care......... 'til he brings us together again.

Goodnight everybody!!!

Goodnight. I'm agnostic for future refrence.

pete
05-24-2005, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Goodnight. I'm agnostic for future refrence.

So unless GOD molests you in a darkened room you're not biting, Brilliant.

Just call yourself an athiest. The concept of GOD will not fit your need for him/her/it to sign a contract of promise.

and... Your claim of openess is not enough an act of faith for any diety to feel any obligation to you.

The whole concept of a higher being is human. In that, it requires us to have an unconditional act of faith for something we cannot prove exists. Agnosticism is a half assed claim at faith, and actually a liberal concept at insurance of eternal life in the instance our selfish selfism was not the actual truth.

I myself am an athiest. I am confident in my truth. Are you?

Matt White
05-24-2005, 02:10 AM
;) Somehow I don't see this making the 10,000 post mark!:D

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 02:13 AM
Originally posted by pete
So unless GOD molests you in a darkened room you're not biting, Brilliant.

Just call yourself an athiest. The concept of GOD will not fit your need for him/her/it to sign a contract of promise.

and... Your claim of openess is not enough an act of faith for any diety to feel any obligation to you.

The whole concept of a higher being is human. In that, it requires us to have an unconditional act of faith for something we cannot prove exists. Agnosticism is a half assed claim at faith, and actually a liberal concept at insurance of eternal life in the instance our selfish selfism was not the actual truth.

I myself am an athiest. I am confident in my truth. Are you?

Good night Pete.

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
;) Somehow I don't see this making the 10,000 post mark!:D

Well, if who I think is behind these keys - this could go on for a while. We've seen it before...;)

pete
05-24-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Good night Pete.

Good night Johnboy.

Matt White
05-24-2005, 02:16 AM
The last gasp of a dead issue. It'll pass 'Zilla.

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 04:02 AM
Rikk, is this really you buddy...I'm soooooo dissapointed!!!!! .....................................that you haven't got on a plane and got over here you sexy beast... prrrrrrrr.......I feel rather hot under the collar!!!! Rock on Rikk!!!!! My hero!!!!!


DAMN........ why do I always miss out!!!! Fucking hell!!! ;) :D!!!!

candy
05-24-2005, 09:09 AM
For future reference, that little tete-a-tete would have been much more entertaining if the female part wasn't edited out. :)


Lot of strange happenings around this site!! Not really what I signed up for.

Has anyone heard of David Lee Roth? He's awesome!

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 09:21 AM
so the PM is a fake. :confused:

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Rikk, is this really you buddy...I'm soooooo dissapointed!!!!! .....................................that you haven't got on a plane and got over here you sexy beast... prrrrrrrr.......I feel rather hot under the collar!!!! Rock on Rikk!!!!! My hero!!!!!


DAMN........ why do I always miss out!!!! Fucking hell!!! ;) :D!!!!



all the ladies will be chasing after Rikk....

PM me PLEASE!!! lol

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
all the ladies will be chasing after Rikk....

PM me PLEASE!!! lol

All hail Rikk... like ALAN, I hear his dick is really LARG!!!!! :cool:

Rikk.. I want a IM like that... it's not fair!!! :D

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 11:06 AM
no wonder she was so upset...

lol

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 11:09 AM
Surprised Rikk hasn't responded to this yet. I think his computer is down though. I was going to pipe in, but he can handle his own battles. He'll do it much better than I could actually.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 11:09 AM
I'm bummed... it was my grandmother's birthday last Friday and the birthday card we sent her didn't arrive on time. She's 97 and she must think I don't care. :(

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
Surprised Rikk hasn't responded to this yet. I think his computer is down though. I was going to pipe in, but he can handle his own battles. He'll do it much better than I could actually.

Maybe he's busy entertaining "offers". :D

vanzilla
05-24-2005, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Maybe he's busy entertaining "offers". :D

HEY NOW!!!!:eek: :D

I hope you didn't throw one out there. What would RH think:confused:

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I'm bummed... it was my grandmother's birthday last Friday and the birthday card we sent her didn't arrive on time. She's 97 and she must think I don't care. :(

Babe, at 97 I think she'll know you love her... women of that age are very wise. Give her a call and I'm sure you'll find she understands. :)

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 11:18 AM
Rikk has better things to do than to waste time replying to this kind of nonsense.

Now hear this - this IM business between Rikk and Fab was leaked in here by Fab herself, I've no doubt, and anybody who needs to know anything about it already knows about it (and has known about it for some time), how much of it is legit, and how much of it is...

BULLSHIT.

And those who know what they know about it know WHY it was done and how much of a desperate move it is that this shit is trying to be stirred up again.

Nothing to see here, move along.

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
HEY NOW!!!!:eek: :D

I hope you didn't throw one out there. What would RH think:confused:

:o

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by vanzilla
HEY NOW!!!!:eek: :D

I hope you didn't throw one out there. What would RH think:confused:

After reading that I'm sure he'll get a LOT of offers!!! :D

Damn , Rikk, what a superstud!!! ;)

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Babe, at 97 I think she'll know you love her... women of that age are very wise. Give her a call and I'm sure you'll find she understands. :)

Thanks Angie. Damn the Post Office!!!

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob

And those who know what they know about it know WHY it was done and how much of a desperate move it is that this shit is trying to be stirred up again.



desperate people do desperate things

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Nothing to see here, move along.

I agree. This thread is about my grandmother now.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
desperate people do desperate things

Don't they?

I, for one, think it's pretty silly and futile.

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Rikk has better things to do than to waste time replying to this kind of nonsense.

Now hear this - this IM business between Rikk and Fab was leaked in here by Fab herself, I've no doubt, and anybody who needs to know anything about it already knows about it (and has known about it for some time), how much of it is legit, and how much of it is...

BULLSHIT.

And those who know what they know about it know WHY it was done and how much of a desperate move it is that this shit is trying to be stirred up again.

Nothing to see here, move along.

The only explaining Rikk has to do is why I didn't get one!!!:mad:

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I agree. This thread is about my grandmother now.

This is very good! Much, much more Larg.

Congrats on your first 1000, btw.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
The only explaining Rikk has to do is why I didn't get one!!!:mad:

LOL, I'm sure something can be worked up around here...maybe I should start the "Official Cyber Place for SEA" thread for ya... ;)

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 11:23 AM
How is Grandma Shark? :)

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 11:24 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I agree. This thread is about my grandmother now.

And what a lucky woman she is to have such a sweet and caring grandson. Props babe!! x

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
LOL, I'm sure something can be worked up around here...maybe I should start the "Official Cyber Place for SEA" thread for ya... ;)

Nah.. I'll have to meet him in the dump... give him a good spanking!!! ;)

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Nah.. I'll have to meet him in the dump... give him a good spanking!!! ;)

Alright! There ya go, then! I'll let him know he's in for some...eh...

good trouble

when I see him next :D

Brett
05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
So what exactly is this thread about again?

MAX
05-24-2005, 11:59 AM
It's about Sharky forgetting his grandmother's birthday. The no good bastaad.

academic punk
05-24-2005, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by MAX
It's about Sharky forgetting his grandmother's birthday. The no good bastaad.


Just you wait, MAX. I have HOURS OF TAPE of you and Chester getting your cyber-freak on.

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Just you wait, MAX. I have HOURS OF TAPE of you and Chester getting your cyber-freak on.

Now THAT would be interesting!!! :D

MAX
05-24-2005, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Just you wait, MAX. I have HOURS OF TAPE of you and Chester getting your cyber-freak on.

Don't try to extort me man or I'll be forced to bust out the sick shit you did in the pen with those sheep that gave you your supposed "chicken pox."

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:06 PM
A Cha-cha-cha!

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 12:12 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Don't try to extort me man or I'll be forced to bust out the sick shit you did in the pen with those sheep that gave you your supposed "chicken pox."

I was wondering what was wrong with this one. Last seen with AP before his "disappearance"

http://www.csiro.au/images/mediaReleases/CapripoxMED.jpg

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:14 PM
:eek:

academic punk
05-24-2005, 12:14 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I was wondering what was wrong with this one. Last seen with AP before his "disappearance"

http://www.csiro.au/images/mediaReleases/CapripoxMED.jpg


Edwina! Oh, my love, what have these bastards done to you???!?

:(

MAX
05-24-2005, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I was wondering what was wrong with this one. Last seen with AP before his "disappearance"

http://www.csiro.au/images/mediaReleases/CapripoxMED.jpg

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Poor sheep. :( It's nose was obviously up AP's rear. Brings new light to what AP was explaining yesterday. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=527242#post527242) Sick fucker.

guwapo_rocker
05-24-2005, 12:19 PM
Goodness me!!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:21 PM
Egads!

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:25 PM
Illegal in most states. Alert the authorities!!!:mad:

FasterPussycat
05-24-2005, 12:28 PM
K...:D As interesting as the night time soap opera, "Dallas"! :D

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
K...:D As interesting as the night time soap opera, "Dallas"! :D

Fuck you, twat.

Go shove your fist up your cunt and have a good time.

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:29 PM
GUNTAPHOBIA!!!

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Fuck you, twat.

Go shove your fist up your cunt and have a good time.

LMAO. :D

guwapo_rocker
05-24-2005, 12:30 PM
Fabulous!!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LMAO. :D

Thanks :)

I say the nicest things, don't I?

I can't stand that stupid bitch. She oughta grow a set and take me off of ignore, the dumb whore.

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:32 PM
The GUNT factor of this thread is off the charts!!!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:34 PM
It's amazing how GUNTY this thread has become!

Perhaps I should spam WetterPussyflaps with PMs...what do you think, Matt?

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:38 PM
Try not to make Eye contact Bob. It feeds on attention. It will go away soon enough!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Try not to make Eye contact Bob. It feeds on attention. It will go away soon enough!

I'll try to resist, but it's hard...attacking her is like watching the hypnotic David Hasselhoff G String - once you start...you just...can't...stop...

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Thanks :)

I say the nicest things, don't I?

I can't stand that stupid bitch. She oughta grow a set and take me off of ignore, the dumb whore.

you're on ignore?

you don't say....:D

Matt White
05-24-2005, 12:42 PM
"MY EYES!!!" "MY EYES!!"

Kinda like the Gorgon in "Clash of the Titans"

"Shields up!"

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:48 PM
All hands prepare for impact!!!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
you're on ignore?

you don't say....:D

Well, she/he/it says I am...

academic punk
05-24-2005, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by MAX
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Poor sheep. :( It's nose was obviously up AP's rear. Brings new light to what AP was explaining yesterday. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=527242#post527242) Sick fucker.


You are such a jealous little bitch.

Hardrock69
05-24-2005, 12:51 PM
God..what a waste of space...this shit is fucking ridiculous....

MAX
05-24-2005, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
You are such a jealous little bitch.


Jealous of gaping sores? Nah......

academic punk
05-24-2005, 12:55 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Jealous of gaping sores? Nah......


Touche.

(So to speak)

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:00 PM
Men have a penis.

Girls have a vagina.

More should be put together, I think.

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:12 PM
blah blah blah blah

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:18 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I agree. This thread is about my grandmother now.


Well, if your grandmother is half the cyber-vixen that Fab is, perhaps you should hook her up with RIKK..?

Just a thought.

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by candy
For future reference, that little tete-a-tete would have been much more entertaining if the female part wasn't edited out. :)


Lot of strange happenings around this site!! Not really what I signed up for.

Has anyone heard of David Lee Roth? He's awesome!

And by the way, I don't think this post got the props it desreved! Hilarious!

pete
05-24-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
And by the way, I don't think this post got the props it desreved! Hilarious!

rikk75 (10:33:46 PM): make no mistake...i want to sleep with you in real life

rikk75 (10:34:22 PM): it almost feels like a form of betrayal

rikk75 (10:34:26 PM): but it's very hot to think about

fabshadow313 (10:34:52 PM): just swear to chirst that THIS shit is off limits if we ever fight again ok

rikk75 (10:34:58 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD!! rikk75 (10:35:03 PM): it would embarress both of us

fabshadow313 (10:35:30 PM): but you'll justsay you were setting me upo

fabshadow313 (10:35:41 PM): that you didnt mean any of it

pete
05-24-2005, 01:21 PM
rikk75 (10:58:42 PM): i like very much, after lots of intense sex but no cumming yet (on my part anyway), to suddenly pause and suddenly sit up with the woman and just softly kiss her for like five minutes...no touching...just a sort of moment to appreciate softly kissing her before lying back and continuing

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:22 PM
Yes, seeing Fab's ACTUAL responses would have been much hotter...lmao

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:23 PM
Actually, come to think of it, maybe we should hook up Shark's grandmother and FAB!

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:23 PM
So Fab is now posting as Pete. Gotcha.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:24 PM
I posted what I got.

I found it quite amusing and had to share with all my friends.

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:25 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Actually, come to think of it, maybe we should hook up Shark's grandmother and FAB!

lol....right

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:26 PM
EXCLUSIVE!!!!

FAB'S ACTUAL RESPONSES!!!!


rikk75 (10:33:46 PM): make no mistake...i want to sleep with you in real life

FAB: I HAVE SOME FUNGUS BETWEEN MY TOES

rikk75 (10:34:22 PM): it almost feels like a form of betrayal

FAB: HAVE YOU SEEN THE STAR WARS FLICK YET?

rikk75 (10:34:26 PM): but it's very hot to think about

FAB: JUST A SEC, MY KID HAS A COLD AND I HAVE TO FISH THE SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE.

fabshadow313 (10:34:52 PM): PLEASE SWEAR TO GOD THAT YOU'D LET ME USE A STRAP-ON ON YOU...

rikk75 (10:34:58 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD!!

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by pete
I posted what I got.

I found it quite amusing and had to share with all my friends.

Why exactly is it amusing?

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
EXCLUSIVE!!!!

FAB'S ACTUAL RESPONSES!!!!


rikk75 (10:33:46 PM): make no mistake...i want to sleep with you in real life

FAB: I HAVE SOME FUNGUS BETWEEN MY TOES

rikk75 (10:34:22 PM): it almost feels like a form of betrayal

FAB: HAVE YOU SEEN THE STAR WARS FLICK YET?

rikk75 (10:34:26 PM): but it's very hot to think about

FAB: JUST A SEC, MY KID HAS A COLD AND I HAVE TO FISH THE SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE.

fabshadow313 (10:34:52 PM): PLEASE SWEAR TO GOD THAT YOU'D LET ME USE A STRAP-ON ON YOU...

rikk75 (10:34:58 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD!!

lmao.......thats fucking funny bro

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
EXCLUSIVE!!!!

FAB'S ACTUAL RESPONSES!!!!


rikk75 (10:33:46 PM): make no mistake...i want to sleep with you in real life

FAB: I HAVE SOME FUNGUS BETWEEN MY TOES

rikk75 (10:34:22 PM): it almost feels like a form of betrayal

FAB: HAVE YOU SEEN THE STAR WARS FLICK YET?

rikk75 (10:34:26 PM): but it's very hot to think about

FAB: JUST A SEC, MY KID HAS A COLD AND I HAVE TO FISH THE SNOT OUT OF HIS NOSE.

fabshadow313 (10:34:52 PM): PLEASE SWEAR TO GOD THAT YOU'D LET ME USE A STRAP-ON ON YOU...

rikk75 (10:34:58 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD!!

AMAZING!! I feel like a good yank right now!!

pete
05-24-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Why exactly is it amusing?

That grown people really do this shit.

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by pete
That grown people really do this shit.

you mean post other people's cyber sex in hopes that they might get a blowjob?

Yeah, that is pretty pathetic.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:31 PM
Originally posted by pete
That grown people really do this shit.

So why broadcast it?

Is there a point?

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:32 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
you mean post other people's cyber sex in hopes that they might get a blowjob?

Yeah, that is pretty pathetic.

Couldnt have said it better....

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:33 PM
does it seem cold in here to you

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
does it seem cold in here to you

It's ALWAYS cold in here when Fab's the center of attention....

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:34 PM
Originally posted by pete
That grown people really do this shit.

Did you just figure out the internet today?

And what is your hope in posting these stupid IM's?

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:36 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
It's ALWAYS cold in here when Fab's the center of attention....


He shoots, he scoooooores!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
He shoots, he scoooooores!

Boo-Yah!

seenbad
05-24-2005, 01:38 PM
"Pete", I know you wanted to make rikk look bad, but you really backfired in a big fuckin way you dumbass. lol. What a fucking dork.

pete
05-24-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
So why broadcast it?

Is there a point?

There is no point cumbucket.

It is funny.

I did it for nothing.

I have no problem finding woman in real life.

I guess this shit hit a little too close to home for you LOSER.

saint
05-24-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Why exactly is it amusing?

There IS humour in EVERYTHING if we look close enough

But this is so hilarious, so if you don't get it I think you have to take one step back to see the big picture

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by pete
There is no point cumbucket.

It is funny.

I did it for nothing.

I have no problem finding woman in real life.

I guess this shit hit a little too close to home for you LOSER.

ok...now roll over and play dead....good boy

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by pete
There is no point cumbucket.

Sticks and stones, dickcheese.

It is funny.

No it's not, it's fucking stupid.

I did it for nothing.

FAB had you do it for nothing - that's about the truth.

I have no problem finding woman in real life.

So why don't you go do it, then, tough guy?

I guess this shit hit a little too close to home for you LOSER.

Not really, I just think you're a dipshit and I'm obviously not alone in that opinion. Now go PM Fab, tell her her little plan failed, and maybe she'll cyber with ya, tough guy.

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:44 PM
Yes Pete, I'm sure you've never done this with Fab either right? Yeah I believe that.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 01:45 PM
Back on topic, my grandmother got her card today. :)

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:45 PM
Was she excited?

pete
05-24-2005, 01:46 PM
It is just funny.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Was she excited?

Yes, she's 97 but still full of energy. She did a wheelie in her chair, according to my mom.

MAX
05-24-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Back on topic, my grandmother got her card today. :)


About friggin' time.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by pete
It is just funny.

It is just transparent where all this is coming from.

Have a nice day....

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:48 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Yes, she's 97 but still full of energy. She did a wheelie in her chair, according to my mom.

No shit!

Now that would be a sight to see...lol

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by pete
It is just funny.

Ok Fab thanks.

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 01:51 PM
zoom zoom zoom

Brett
05-24-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Yes, she's 97 but still full of energy. She did a wheelie in her chair, according to my mom.

More power to her! My grandma died at 94 and lived on her own 'til the day she died. Even drove until she was 92.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Brett
More power to her! My grandma died at 94 and lived on her own 'til the day she died. Even drove until she was 92.

Wow, that's impressive!

All of my Grandparents left when they were in the mid to late 70s...

academic punk
05-24-2005, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
No shit!

Now that would be a sight to see...lol


Not as much a sight as her and FAB having cyber-sex...

diamondsgirl
05-24-2005, 02:00 PM
Originally posted by candy
For future reference, that little tete-a-tete would have been much more entertaining if the female part wasn't edited out. :)


Lot of strange happenings around this site!! Not really what I signed up for.

Has anyone heard of David Lee Roth? He's awesome!

Thats why God created the Main Discussion Forum. :cool:

This is Non-

this is where we expose PMs, and talk about grandmothers and refridgerators :D

Brett
05-24-2005, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Wow, that's impressive!

All of my Grandparents left when they were in the mid to late 70s...

Well I just had the one grandmother who lived a long ass life. My two grandfathers died in their 70's and my dad's mom died at 52 of cancer a couple years before was born, so they named me after her.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 02:03 PM
Your dad's mother's name was Brett?

Matt White
05-24-2005, 02:04 PM
My Granny is 88-90...depending on who you ask!!!:D SHE says 88!!! HAHA!!! And she STILL smokes, PALL MALL...NO FILTERS!!!
Gramps checked out 7-8 years ago. At 85.

Have a Great Aunt who will be 92 in June...still drives...has lived on her own since Unc died........45 years ago!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 02:04 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Thats why God created the Main Discussion Forum. :cool:

This is Non-

this is where we expose PMs, and talk about grandmothers and refridgerators :D

Hey, there's more talk here than that!!

We talk about Star Wars, Alan the Panther, Larg, the Holy Refrigerator of Larg, laundry, grandmothers, exposed PMs, aliases, BAM, and Gunts!

Brett
05-24-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Your dad's mother's name was Brett?

Was waiting for that. LMAO.

Her name was Bea. Close enough.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
My Granny is 88-90...depending on who you ask!!!:D SHE says 88!!! HAHA!!!

Hilarious. When I was young, my grandmother used to get very upset when people would ask her age. She would tell people it was none of their business. She was only in her 70s then. Now, at 97, she tells anyone who will listen. She is absolutely intent on making it to 100.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 02:10 PM
I wanna pull down about 4500 myself, but I'm content to get to...65ish, personally.

Matt White
05-24-2005, 02:11 PM
:D That's awesome!

If my Granny hadn't smoked for 60-70 years, she'd make it no problem! She's a tough one.

And out of...oh 8 Grandkids...I'M HER FAVORITE!!!:D

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
:D That's awesome!

If my Granny hadn't smoked for 60-70 years, she'd make it no problem! She's a tough one.

And out of...oh 8 Grandkids...I'M HER FAVORITE!!!:D

Now, what you really have to ask yourself is....does she say that to the other 7? ;)

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by pete
I posted what I got.

I found it quite amusing and had to share with all my friends.

Pete, hun, don't... all this is getting really embarrassing to watch.. really, it's beginning to make me cringe. It's just not cool! It's sad. If certain people are wanting attention so bad that you have to front for them it's time to give up the ghost.

The only thing thats funny is Fab's desperation and that, really, is pretty sad. If you really care about your 'friend', get her to a doctor, cos my only concern is that young mind she's raising and as a mother myself, that scares me. Don't encourage her madness, help her to move on.

Brett
05-24-2005, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Hilarious. When I was young, my grandmother used to get very upset when people would ask her age. She would tell people it was none of their business. She was only in her 70s then. Now, at 97, she tells anyone who will listen. She is absolutely intent on making it to 100.

My grandma was the same way, you NEVER talked age according to her. Nobody fucking knew how old she was except the family, and even some days we were unsure. :)

I really thought my grandma would make it to 100 easily, but she started to slow down that least year. Fell and broke her hip, and a had a freaking stroke after the replacement surgery. She never would have wanted to live that way I'm sure, and she died.

Actually Shark, sounds like your grandma and mine would be the same age. My grandma was born March 30, 1908.

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 02:17 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Yes, she's 97 but still full of energy. She did a wheelie in her chair, according to my mom.

Good news, shark, see?? told you it would be ok.. :)

Matt White
05-24-2005, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Now, what you really have to ask yourself is....does she say that to the other 7? ;)

:D The best part is, Bob...SHE SAYS IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 7!!!

What can I say?!?:D

guwapo_rocker
05-24-2005, 02:24 PM
Where's the money shot?

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 02:32 PM
Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Where's the money shot?

right here

Northern Girl
05-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Wow! The things you miss when you're gone for a few days.

I can't believe I missed Shark's grandma's birthday. :(







:D

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 02:37 PM
sup NG

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 02:38 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Wow! The things you miss when you're gone for a few days.

I can't believe I missed Shark's grandma's birthday. :(








:D

I know.. but it's all ok now.. Grandma got the card today.. other than that, nothing else really new and exciting...
:)

MAX
05-24-2005, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
other than that, nothing else really new and exciting...
:)

Aren't you forgetting your new status.....callin' up the little girl with the bullwhip. :)

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by MAX
Aren't you forgetting your new status.....callin' up the little girl with the bullwhip. :)

Votes not been counted and verified as yet babe... but it sure is fun!!! :D

MAX
05-24-2005, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Votes not been counted and verified as yet babe... but it sure is fun!!! :D

Spank em'!!!

academic punk
05-24-2005, 02:55 PM
NG!!! Hello, muh luv!

pete
05-24-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob


You are a pussy - your gay parade is sad.

Laugh a little.

pete
05-24-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Brett
Yes Pete, I'm sure you've never done this with Fab either right? Yeah I believe that.

Uh, No.

PM me big boy!!!

;)

Northern Girl
05-24-2005, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
NG!!! Hello, muh luv!

Hey AP! Good to hear you're alive and almost well. Need any help with any lotioning or anything? :D

academic punk
05-24-2005, 03:04 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Hey AP! Good to hear you're alive and almost well. Need any help with any lotioning or anything? :D

Christ, how I missed you...

Ally_Kat
05-24-2005, 03:24 PM
Ninja's please. I have the funnier fake cyber attempt


Painbirds 81 (10:53:16 PM): baby, it's time we got down to some good ol' fashioned butt-fucking. now, you bend over on the bed and i'll go get the crisco. then we'll get you all lathered up like some kind of pig/monkey hybrid, dipped in slippery goo, ready and willing to have your rectal cavity violated. just like daddy used to!

sweetalkinhoney (10:53:57 PM): LOL... is that all you got?

Painbirds 81 (10:54:33 PM): no, i got a six pack of beer, some pretzels, two drunken hobos, a kitten, five mexicans named Jose, and a nun with a passion for stamp collecting. what do you got, huh?

sweetalkinhoney (10:55:15 PM): i got alot, but nothing I want to share

Painbirds 81 (10:55:45 PM): sharing is the work of the lord, those who don't shall burn in eternal hell fire

Painbirds 81 (10:56:10 PM): they don't even have cable tv in hell

Painbirds 81 (10:57:30 PM): CRAM IT SLAM IT CHEESE BONE CREAMY DELIGHT, SAILORS IN THEIR SHIPS, WHOOP WHOOP GOT THE HANG OF IT NOW TONY

Painbirds 81 (10:57:42 PM): we should get married and make deformed babies

Painbirds 81 (10:57:50 PM): sell them to crackheads

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:23 PM): I'm already married and have PERFECT kids

Painbirds 81 (10:58:26 PM): i love you lisa gray

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:36 PM): cool!

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:40 PM): I love me too

Painbirds 81 (10:58:41 PM): perfectly retarded kids of the damned

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:51 PM): whatever you say

Painbirds 81 (10:59:34 PM): yes, whatever i say! and i say a lot of things. sometimes i say things that don't make much sense to say but i say them anyway even when i shouldn't say them but i still say them and that's weird because i forget why i even said it but then i remember why and i laugh because it's so true when i say it

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:15 PM): that TRUE

Painbirds 81 (11:00:24 PM): THAT are many true

Painbirds 81 (11:00:30 PM): just like the waffle king once told me

Painbirds 81 (11:00:37 PM): "you gotta dance, johnny. dance dance dance!"

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:40 PM): well, I have to go now... It's been fun!

Painbirds 81 (11:00:48 PM): i'll see you real soon honeybunches

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:54 PM): lovely!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:02 PM): cuntastic!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:13 PM): you sausage peddler

sweetalkinhoney (11:01:26 PM): sorry got a date with my boy... LATAH!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:27 PM): sugar-coated monkey muffins

Painbirds 81 (11:01:37 PM): LATAH RETAHD DUURRRRRR *drool*

sweetalkinhoney is away at 11:01:59 PM.

Rikk
05-24-2005, 04:21 PM
PETE:

Lovely stuff.

How's the alcohol problem going?

You still gonna ask me to mark any papers for school for you, you desperately lonely person? You still looking for another way to be ignored?

Do you still "love" FAB?

I looked through all the IM conversations I had saved earlier and funny enough didn't find that one. I did find one in which she talks plenty about your ex, your father, your alcohol problem and how much you allegedly "love" her. Why don't you ask her about that before giving her your password next time?

And if she's using your password, doesn't that make you an alias of FAB which means you should be banned?

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Ninja's please. I have the funnier fake cyber attempt


Painbirds 81 (10:53:16 PM): baby, it's time we got down to some good ol' fashioned butt-fucking. now, you bend over on the bed and i'll go get the crisco. then we'll get you all lathered up like some kind of pig/monkey hybrid, dipped in slippery goo, ready and willing to have your rectal cavity violated. just like daddy used to!

sweetalkinhoney (10:53:57 PM): LOL... is that all you got?

Painbirds 81 (10:54:33 PM): no, i got a six pack of beer, some pretzels, two drunken hobos, a kitten, five mexicans named Jose, and a nun with a passion for stamp collecting. what do you got, huh?

sweetalkinhoney (10:55:15 PM): i got alot, but nothing I want to share

Painbirds 81 (10:55:45 PM): sharing is the work of the lord, those who don't shall burn in eternal hell fire

Painbirds 81 (10:56:10 PM): they don't even have cable tv in hell

Painbirds 81 (10:57:30 PM): CRAM IT SLAM IT CHEESE BONE CREAMY DELIGHT, SAILORS IN THEIR SHIPS, WHOOP WHOOP GOT THE HANG OF IT NOW TONY

Painbirds 81 (10:57:42 PM): we should get married and make deformed babies

Painbirds 81 (10:57:50 PM): sell them to crackheads

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:23 PM): I'm already married and have PERFECT kids

Painbirds 81 (10:58:26 PM): i love you lisa gray

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:36 PM): cool!

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:40 PM): I love me too

Painbirds 81 (10:58:41 PM): perfectly retarded kids of the damned

sweetalkinhoney (10:58:51 PM): whatever you say

Painbirds 81 (10:59:34 PM): yes, whatever i say! and i say a lot of things. sometimes i say things that don't make much sense to say but i say them anyway even when i shouldn't say them but i still say them and that's weird because i forget why i even said it but then i remember why and i laugh because it's so true when i say it

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:15 PM): that TRUE

Painbirds 81 (11:00:24 PM): THAT are many true

Painbirds 81 (11:00:30 PM): just like the waffle king once told me

Painbirds 81 (11:00:37 PM): "you gotta dance, johnny. dance dance dance!"

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:40 PM): well, I have to go now... It's been fun!

Painbirds 81 (11:00:48 PM): i'll see you real soon honeybunches

sweetalkinhoney (11:00:54 PM): lovely!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:02 PM): cuntastic!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:13 PM): you sausage peddler

sweetalkinhoney (11:01:26 PM): sorry got a date with my boy... LATAH!

Painbirds 81 (11:01:27 PM): sugar-coated monkey muffins

Painbirds 81 (11:01:37 PM): LATAH RETAHD DUURRRRRR *drool*

sweetalkinhoney is away at 11:01:59 PM.

This is an EXTREMELY Larg conversation. Alan is very proud of it.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Do you still "love" FAB?

I'd say the answer to that is pretty obvious... :rolleyes:

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by pete
You are a pussy

OK, tough guy! :)

your gay parade is sad.

Can you have a one man gay parade? Hmm...

Laugh a little.

I do, at your expense though.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
:D The best part is, Bob...SHE SAYS IT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER 7!!!

What can I say?!?:D

Now THAT'S smashing! :D

I would force your other kin to pay you for the honor of being in your presence!

academic punk
05-24-2005, 04:29 PM
Can we get back to talking about Shark's grandmother? Please?

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Can we get back to talking about Shark's grandmother? Please?

I'd rather talk about waffles.

academic punk
05-24-2005, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I'd rather talk about waffles.


Fuckin' pervert. Rather talk about Eggo's than some backflippin' ninety-plus year old. Fag.

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Fuckin' pervert. Rather talk about Eggo's than some backflippin' ninety-plus year old. Fag.

What does that have to do with waffles? :confused:

I like syrup with mine, and sometimes butter, too.

Guitar Shark
05-24-2005, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I'd rather talk about waffles.

Bastard. :mad:

I told my grannie about your comment. She got a few of her friends together and they have a message for you.

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_feb2005/MotorcycleGrannies.jpg

tjvhou812
05-24-2005, 04:37 PM
thats right

stilleddiesangel
05-24-2005, 04:37 PM
ROFLMAO!!!! :D

Brett
05-24-2005, 04:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHA!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:38 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bastard. :mad:

I told my grannie about your comment. She got a few of her friends together and they have a message for you.



Are they going to come out to where I live at and "TALK" with me now?

;)

academic punk
05-24-2005, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob


I like syrup with mine, and sometimes butter, too.

What a coincidence! That's how I like my ninety year old grandmas too!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:46 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
What a coincidence! That's how I like my ninety year old grandmas too!

When it comes to 90 year old Grandmas, I like mine...with money :D

academic punk
05-24-2005, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
When it comes to 90 year old Grandmas, I like mine...with money :D


well, you should hook up with the one that I met through the erotc section of craigslist then.

thanks to me (and her good looks), she is a very wealthy woman.

(might have an outbreak of chicken pox soon though)

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 04:54 PM
That would be a drag :(

But, the money will help! :)

Isn't craigslist just grate?

Ally_Kat
05-24-2005, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I looked through all the IM conversations I had saved earlier and funny enough didn't find that one. I did find one in which she talks plenty about your ex, your father, your alcohol problem and how much you allegedly "love" her. Why don't you ask her about that before giving her your password next time?



Wow, really?

Did she also tell you that he was pussywhipped for his ex, like she did to me the day he was demodded?

Or how about that he was a pathetic drunk?

And how he needed to seek help?

And how she felt sorry for him?

academic punk
05-24-2005, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
That would be a drag :(

But, the money will help! :)

Isn't craigslist just grate?

Yeah, old dominatrixes, used fridges, gotta love it!

bueno bob
05-24-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Yeah, old dominatrixes, used fridges, gotta love it!

I like reading through the missed connections, rants and raves, and erotic services...those are always good for a kick :)

Nickdfresh
05-24-2005, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by pete
It is comedy.

If you can't see that - I'm sorry.

and if it was soo private - i wouldnt have it.

Be careful in the future. this is public domain. (unless you are familiar with encryption)

Pete, are you really FAB's bitch? It sure seems like it from time to time...

academic punk
05-24-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
I like reading through the missed connections, rants and raves, and erotic services...those are always good for a kick :)

I used to enjoy going through the erotc services section...until all those under-65s started posting on it...can't they find their own site???????????

Dr. Love
05-24-2005, 08:27 PM
What the fuck, did Florida run out of alcohol?

Rikk
05-24-2005, 08:29 PM
God, I'm hard.

pete
05-24-2005, 11:22 PM
"bump"

Rikk
05-24-2005, 11:35 PM
Bump indeed.

rikk75: i don't hate you for that...how many guys that i know?
fabshadow313 : Oh, none
fabshadow313 : I mean.. Wolf of course
rikk75: what about pete?
fabshadow313 : and Pete and I talk but thats it
fabshadow313 : No,,, we go back and forth
fabshadow313 : we havent met
fabshadow313 : pete and I have taled about meeting tho
rikk75: why didn't that happen?
fabshadow313 : why didnt we meet?
rikk75: yeah
fabshadow313 : well, the max thing happened and we got in a fight over that
fabshadow313 : then we made up but it never was the same
fabshadow313 : there is alot od unexplained stuff there
rikk75: that's sucky, huh? why would the MAX thing make you two fight?
fabshadow313 : well because Pete told me Max said something and Max said he never did... The pete told Max he never told it to me, but he did... So i think Pete told me an out right lie and let Max believe that it was I who was the liar
fabshadow313 : he tried to explain it away but I didnt buy it
fabshadow313 : so even tho we got past it, I never really bought it
rikk75: once someone lies to you, it gets VERY difficult to look past
rikk75: were you actually thinking a relationship with Pete?
fabshadow313 : LOL! I dont know.
fabshadow313 : anything is possible I suppose
rikk75: but not now
fabshadow313 : if you click with someone
fabshadow313 : No
fabshadow313 : toomuch has happened
rikk75: what's wrong with pete? the guy just seems so messed up and nuts
fabshadow313 : yeah he is
fabshadow313 : he has had a really hard few years
fabshadow313 : Mom died
fabshadow313 : dad dies recently
fabshadow313 : he and his siter dont speak, so he has no family at all now
fabshadow313 : his girlfriend of 8 yers walked out on him
rikk75: i couldn't understand how or why he was attacking MAX and I so much
fabshadow313 : alcohol
fabshadow313 : I think he may be bipolar or something
fabshadow313 : I'm telling you he has mood swings
fabshadow313 : I dont know why he does that. I really dont
fabshadow313 : he changes on a dime
rikk75: wow
fabshadow313 : he has scared the shit out of me a few times
rikk75: how did he scare the shit out of you?
fabshadow313 : when his girlfriend left him, he was suicidal...
rikk75: wow...was there any help you provided for that?
fabshadow313 : we just talked all night long
fabshadow313 : then, I didnt hear from him for 3 weeks
rikk75: was he online? you must have known he was all right?
fabshadow313 : I did, but I was hurt that he was avoiding me
fabshadow313 : he was embarred
fabshadow313 : embarrased
fabshadow313 : he has been living with this feeling of doom
fabshadow313 : not going to the Dr
fabshadow313 : just convinced that he was going to die young
fabshadow313 : so he put no energy into his life
rikk75: those kinds of feelings aren't rational...but obviously he can't rationalize them anyway
fabshadow313 : not his education or his goals or his relationships

:p

Rikk
05-24-2005, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by pete
Who cares? I don't.

and with a dick like mine, there's no shortage of woman.

I'm sure. That's why you spend so much time collecting and editing IMs and backing up a psycho hose beast that's almost forty and fat as fucking hell. If you get so much pussy, why would you tell FAB that you "love her"?

rikk75: then why do you put up with the asshole if he's such a liar?
fabshadow313 : maybe i feel i owe it to him. he told me he loves me you know.
rikk75: ???
fabshadow313: seriously. he needs help but i want to look out for him.

pete
05-24-2005, 11:45 PM
Those are straight from your virginal lips fagboy.

No editing.

It's obvious.

Your's is heresay.

Mine is truth uninhibited.

Rikk
05-24-2005, 11:46 PM
Uh, no sorry...those are a straight copy and paste, idiot. Don't tell me about editing, pathetic fool.

You "love her", huh?

pete
05-24-2005, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Uh, no sorry...those are a straight copy and paste, idiot. Don't tell me about editing, pathetic fool.

You "love her", huh?

The truth hurts, but it is a beautiful thing.

Your words are haunting you.

Her words do not have the same effect on me.

We have talked.

You should no I don't care.

pete
05-24-2005, 11:51 PM
fabshadow313 (10:50:46 PM): do you have alot of sex?

rikk75 (10:51:02 PM): quite often, i guess

rikk75 (10:51:07 PM): not a whore or anything

rikk75 (10:51:13 PM): meaning, i'm not a whore rikk75 (10:51:14 PM): lol

rikk75 (10:51:25 PM): but i like to have sex somewhat often

rikk75 (10:51:35 PM): but then sometimes, my drive decreases if i'm bored and i put it off for some time

rikk75 (10:51:44 PM): i know

rikk75 (10:51:52 PM): i was seeing a younger woman for a little while, and it was fun

rikk75 (10:51:55 PM): but i got bored quite quickly

fabshadow313 (10:52:01 PM): why is that

rikk75 (10:52:32 PM): i don't know...the sex was fun...but i get bored if it's repetitive or doesn't build in intensity as i get together with the person more

ashstralia
05-25-2005, 04:19 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
fabshadow313 : he was embarred

when i see carrie on tv, i get embarred. massively.