Pete's Cyber Sex With Fab!!!

[academic punk]

pete1172: Hey, Fab, I did what yuh asked me to do. I posted that cyber-sex you had with RIKK> I did good, right?

FAB: Yeah, yeah, you did fine.

pete1172: So, uh, can we, like, have cyber-sex now? You promised!

FAB: Uh, a little later, okay? I promise.

pete1172: But you promised that ass soon as I did iut!!!

FAB: Life is hard like that, okay? I have a headache.

pete1172: Well, can you just help me out here? PLEASE???

FAB: Quit being such a twerp. Later.

pete1172: No fair!

FAB: SHUT UP!!!!!!

pete1172: Sorry.

[bueno bob]

Um, what was the word? WHIPPED?

AHHH, yes.... :D

[academic punk]

pete1172: All right, I did what you asked.

FAB: You've got that dildo?

pete1172: Yeah.

FAB: And you've lubed your ass up real good?

pete1172: Yeah.

FAB: Lube it up some more.

pete1172: It's lubed.

FAB: LUBE IT UP SOME MORE!!!!

pete1172: Okay, okay, okay, okay....

pete1172: All right, I did it...

FAB: now tease your ass with that dildo.

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: now what?

FAB: KEEP GOING, FUCKIN' IDIOT!!! DON'T STOP UNTIL I TELL YOU TO DO SO!!!

pete1172: sorry.

FAB: Now get it in there.

pete1172: uh..how far?

FAB: ALL THE WAY.

pete1172: uh! uh!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!

pete1172: uh!!!!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!

pete1172: uh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pete1172: can't...go..any...more....

FAB: DEEPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

FAB: DEEEPPPERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

FAB: ...hello?

[bueno bob]

Ow!

I hurt reading that...Jeezus, Pete! Have some dignity for Christ's sake!! :mad:

[tjvhou812]

thats gotta hurt

[Brett]

Pete, tsk, tsk.

[academic punk]

FAB: Pete?? helllooooooooooooo????

FAB: Oh, come on, pete! RIKK was able to take a dildo TWICE that size - unlubed - and didn't pass out!!! you're a bitch!

[academic punk]

pete1172: FAB, pleae call 911. help.

FAB: FUCK YOU. DROP DEAD.

pete1172: FAB, please.

FAB: All right, all right. But first, I want you to post this other time RIKK and I went at it. Be a good boy and delete all my bits from it, okay?

FAB: Hellooo?

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
pete1172: FAB, pleae call 911. help.

FAB: FUCK YOU. DROP DEAD.

pete1172: FAB, please.

FAB: All right, all right. But first, I want you to post this other time RIKK and I went at it. Be a good boy and delete all my bits from it, okay?

FAB: Hellooo?

Now this is stupid.

Have fun

I'll be posting more later.

That was one long-winded conversation.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

Back to your lives on the message board.

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by pete
Now this is stupid.

Have fun

I'll be posting more later.

That was one long-winded conversation.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

Back to your lives on the message board.


SHUT UP!!!!!

[pete]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
SHUT UP!!!!!

does it seem clod in here 2 u?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by pete
does it seem clod in here 2 u?

Pete, you really aren't doing yourself any favours.. give it a rest.. it's sad!!

[pete]

Shut up cunt

[Warham]

Pathetic.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by pete
Shut up cunt



Well I tried to be nice about it... but you deserve everything you get. :rolleyes:

[Rikk]

You're pathetic, PETE. So is your fatass, pathetic bitch. Tell her we miss her.:) And I'll be sure to jack off to that conversation later.:)

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by Rikk
You're pathetic, PETE. So is your fatass, pathetic bitch. Tell her we miss her.:) And I'll be sure to jack off to that conversation later.:)

lmao

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
Shut up cunt

Lovely stuff.

How's the alcohol problem going?

You still gonna ask me to mark any papers for school for you, you desperately lonely person? You still looking for another way to be ignored?

Do you still "love" FAB?

I looked through all the IM conversations I had saved earlier and funny enough didn't find that one. I did find one in which she talks plenty about your ex, your father, your alcohol problem and how much you allegedly "love" her. Why don't you ask her about that before giving her your password next time?

And if she's using your password, doesn't that make you an alias of FAB which means you should be banned?

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by pete
Now this is stupid.

Actually, we all seem to think it's a fuckin' riot...much more funnier than the dumb shit you posted.

Have fun

Plan to.

I'll be posting more later.

Please do...you're an easy target.

That was one long-winded conversation.

OK.

Some pleople here appreciate it.

Who?

Obviously you can't enjoy the joy and humor I brought you.

No, but we do enjoy your making an ass out of yourself, Mr. Fab.

Back to your lives on the message board.

Ta ta.

[Warham]

All aliases of da GUNT should be banned.

Terminate her, immediately!

[academic punk]

FAB: now get on your hands and knees and lick the dogs ass.

pete1172: do I have to?

FAB: SHUT UP AND FUCKING DO IT OR I WON'T DO ANY OF THIS SHIT WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!

pete1172: okay.

pete1172: (slurp)

pete1172: ewww....oh, God....

FAB: Keep doing it...don't stop...

pete1172: FAB, please...

FAB: DO IT!!!! JESUS CHRIST, YOU'RE A WHINY LITTLE BABY!!!

pete1172: but FAB!

FAB: YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.

Fabulous Shadow has logged off at 12:24am

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
All aliases of da GUNT should be banned.

Terminate her, immediately!

There will be no one to stop us this time!

[Brett]

I'm am quite offended by all this terrible, awful language. :(

[Warham]

Originally posted by bueno bob
There will be no one to stop us this time!

I recognized her foul stench when I was brought on board.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
I recognized her foul stench when I was brought on board.

I shouldn't be surprised to find her holding Pete's leash.

[Brett]

Well you knew the Star Wars shit was coming. :)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Well you knew the Star Wars shit was coming. :)

Speak Star Wars we do - or we do not. There is no try.

[Warham]

The last remnants of FLAB's empire have been swept away.

Fear will keep Pete in line. Fear of her flabiness!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Warham
The last remnants of FLAB's empire have been swept away.

Fear will keep Pete in line. Fear of her flabiness!

....difficult to see are the thighs. Always in motion are they.

[Warham]

Fat thighs...heh...sagging boobies...heh...a real man craves not these things. Pete is reckless!

[Brett]

Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Brett
Pete's more homosexual than man now. Twisted and gay.

Bury your feelings deep down, Brett - they do you credit, but they could be made to serve the Fabulous.

[Warham]

Once you start down the Flabulous path, forever will it dominate your destiny.

[Warham]

The fat thighs cloud everything. Impossible to see, the pussy is.

[bueno bob]

Your father was betrayed and murdered by a young Jedi named Flabulous Shadow - who was a pupil of mine, before she turned to attention whoring...

[MAX]

OMG!!! Fuck, I'm in tears reading that Star Wars stuff. I've seriously busted my gut laughing.

[academic punk]

FAB: I want you to fantasize that MAX is sucking your cock.

pete1172: Who needs to fantasize? He's doing it right now!

[MAX]

AP that's hitting below the belt. :mad:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
AP that's hitting below the belt. :mad:

I'll say!

[Rikk]

PETE: (sighing) The Webbies. How am I ever going to explain this?

FLAB: Learn about my gunt, PETE.

PETE: Look, I can take you as far as a single orgasm. You can get a transport then to Florida or wherever we meet.

FLAB: You must do what you feel makes you hard, of course.

[Rikk]

FLAB: I find your lack of girth disturbing.

PETE: Enough of this! Gunt, get off me! I can't breathe!

FLAB: As you wish.

PETE: This bickering is pointless. My cock will provide us with
the location of your gunt underneath all that fat by the time my erection is operational. You will then crush my spine with one swift stroke.

[MAX]

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Warham]

Memorable Quotes from
Star Wars (1977)

[a saggy-hootered creature gives Rikk a rough shove]
Flab: [explaining] He doesn't like you.
Rikk: I'm sorry.
Flab: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted drunks. I have the banned sentence on twelve websites!
Rikk: I'll be careful.
Flab: You'll be IM'ed!
Bueno Bob: [intervening] This popular one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you into a mental institution.
[Flab bounces Rikk across the room with her saggy hooters and reveals herself to be a GUNT]
Warham: No GUNTS! No GUNTS!
[In a flash, Flab and it's alien companion Pete are on the floor: a slashed GUNT and a severed hairy-palmed hand respectively.]

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:p:p:D

:baaa:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by pete
There is no point cumbucket.


I have no problem finding woman in real life...



http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Nickdfresh/flabwolf.jpg
:D

I had no idea you were a chubby-chaser!

You need coolin’, baby, I’m not foolin’,
I’m gonna send you back to schoolin’,
Way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

You’ve been learnin’, baby, I bean learnin’,
All them good times, baby, baby, I’ve been yearnin’,
Way, way down inside honey, you need it,
I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you my love.

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

(various mumblings and screechings with cool effects)

You’ve been coolin’, baby, I’ve been droolin’,
All the good times I’ve been misusin’,
Way, way down inside, I’m gonna give you my love,
I’m gonna give you every inch of my love,
Gonna give you my love.
Yeah! all right! let’s go!

Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?
Wanna whole lotta love?

Way down inside, woman,
You need love.

Shake for me, girl
I wanna be your backdoor man.
Hey, oh, hey, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Keep a-coolin’, baby,
Keep a-coolin’, baby.

[Warham]

::letting loose a blood curtling scream::

[Guitar Shark]

Please tell me that picture is photoshopped...

[Warham]

Rikk: Flab?
Bueno Bob: She is here.
Rikk: What makes you think so?
Bueno Bob: A tremor on the Army. The last time I felt it was in the presence of the Flabby One.
Rikk: Surely she must be banned by now.
Bueno Bob: Don't underestimate the GUNT.

[Rikk]

FLAB: FLAB GUNT. I'm head patient of the Southern California Internet Mental Ward. My other personality here tells me you're looking for a good time.

PETE: Yes, indeed. If it's a fast cyber with no need to respect you.

FLAB: Fast cyber? You've never heard of the FLABBY GUNT?

PETE: Should I have?

FLAB: I'm the gunt that can make drunk losers that haven't gotten laid in months cumm within twelve seconds! I've outrun Rotharmy Webbies; not the local forum mods, mind you. I'm talking about the big Webbies that give out IP information. I'm fast enough for you and demand no respect, drunk man. What's the baggage?

PETE: Only alcoholism and bad songwriting. Myself, an imaginary boy in my head, two minutes, and no IMs posted later.

FLAB: What is it? Some kind of local trouble?

PETE: Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Webbie entanglements after I was de-modded some months back.

FLAB: Well, that's the trick, isn't it? And it's going to cost you something extra. Smelly gunt, all in your face.

PETE: Smelly gunt? I could get hard by just pulling my cock out and letting it fly in the wind!

FLAB: But who's going to touch it, kid! You?

[Warham]

LMAO!

This thread should be stickied!

Sticky it, immediately!

[Rikk]

Sticky this! I haven't laughed this hard since that ALAN THICKE film festival some months back!:D

[Warham]

GUNT: PETE: Months ago, you served the Roth Army as a moderator; now that you've been demodded and defrocked, I need your help in my struggle against the Army. I regret that I am unable to present this request to you in person since I have been banned; my IP has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to destroy the Army with my Flabby ID has failed. I've placed fraudulent IM's vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of my Commodore 64. One of my many, many cyber partners will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely delivered to those at DDLR and other 3rd rate Roth websites. This is my most flabby hour. Help me, little Pete; you're my only hope.

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Warham
GUNT: PETE: Months ago, you served the Roth Army as a moderator; now that you've been demodded and defrocked, I need your help in my struggle against the Army. I regret that I am unable to present this request to you in person since I have been banned; my IP has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to destroy the Army with my Flabby ID has failed. I've placed fraudulent IM's vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of my Commodore 64. One of my many, many cyber partners will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely delivered to those at DDLR and other 3rd rate Roth websites. This is my most flabby hour. Help me, little Pete; you're my only hope.

ok, that was fucking hilarious.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Please tell me that picture is photoshopped...

It is, we took a few pounds off.;)

[Rikk]

PETE: Not a bad bit of cybering, huh? You know, sometimes I even amaze myself.

FLAB: That doesn't sound too hard. My gut tickled my clit. It's the only explanation for the ease of my orgasm.

PETE: Easy...you call that easy?

FLAB: Have you seen the size of my gunt compared to your dick?

PETE: Not this dick, sister.

FLAB: Why are you calling me sister?

PETE: I like to think of the women I'm cybering with as my sister.

FLAB: At least the information in my stomach is still intact.

PETE: What's so important? What're you carrying?

FLAB: The entire twinkie production line of 2004 for California and Arizona. I only hope that when I finally take a shit, my heart doesn't explode and I can continue to pleasure you through IMs. It's not over yet!

PETE: It is for me, sister! Look, I ain't in this for your massive stomach, and I'm not in it for your needs. I expect to be well pleasured. I'm in it for your gunt!

FLAB: You needn't worry about my gunt. If a vagina that stinks like aged sweat socks is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive!

(RIKK walks into the room, holding his nose.)

FLAB: (to RIKK) Your friend is quite desperate. I wonder if he really has any standards for gunts...or people.

RIKK: I care! Your gunt smells like my cat's litterbox if someone didn't change it for a week.

(RIKK, shaking his head, sits down. He and PETE stare out at the vast blackness of FLAB's pussy.)

RIKK: So...what do you think of her, PETE?

PETE: I love her!

RIKK: (under his breath) God...

PETE: Still, she's got a lot of stench. I don't know, what do you
think? Do you think a fat divorcee and a guy like me...

RIKK: Yes!

(PETE smiles and logs on...)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
GUNT: PETE: Months ago, you served the Roth Army as a moderator; now that you've been demodded and defrocked, I need your help in my struggle against the Army. I regret that I am unable to present this request to you in person since I have been banned; my IP has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to destroy the Army with my Flabby ID has failed. I've placed fraudulent IM's vital to the survival of the rebellion into the memory systems of my Commodore 64. One of my many, many cyber partners will know how to retrieve it. You must see this information safely delivered to those at DDLR and other 3rd rate Roth websites. This is my most flabby hour. Help me, little Pete; you're my only hope.

:p :D

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I just fell off my chair...I was fucking crying from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!)

[Warham]

ROTF!

[Brett]

There is some classic work in here, these should be printed in a book.

[MAX]

OMG!!!

I'm seriously crying and in pain from laughing so hard.

[tjvhou812]

to be or not to be

[Rikk]

FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic pisshole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the larget uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic pisshole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the larget uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

My sister, huh?

You are one fucking punk. I feel for your mother. someone should shoot her. Put her out of her misery.

[Guitar Shark]

But pete, it's just comedy right? :rolleyes:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
My sister, huh?

You are one fucking punk. I feel for your mother. someone should shoot her. Put her out of her misery.

Oh, I'm sorry, PETE. Did I offend you? You should tell your love interest to not be so liberal when giving her your password.:)

Why don't you go drink something, you has-been?

I'll pass my mom the message.;)

[pete]

rikk75 (11:39:32 PM): would i want to fuck you if i thought you were ugly?

fabshadow313 (11:39:41 PM): you did lms! LMAO!

rikk75 (11:39:54 PM): lol...i never fucked that skank

rikk75 (11:40:00 PM): i talked dirty with her, but that's it

rikk75 (11:40:05 PM): she's disgusting rikk75 (11:40:08 PM): send me another one

fabshadow313 (11:40:12 PM): did you know how ugly she was? rikk75 (11:40:16 PM): no!!

fabshadow313 (11:40:20 PM): hehehe

Rikk, you are a never was. You're a virtual penis

[Rikk]

LMFAO!! I never said half of that shit. Having fun changing shit, brother? I know I never said half of that.:p

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=528916

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!! I never said half of that shit. Having fun changing shit, brother? I know I never said half of that.:p

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=528916

rikk75 (10:58:42 PM): i like very much, after lots of intense sex but no cumming yet (on my part anyway), to suddenly pause and suddenly sit up with the woman and just softly kiss her for like five minutes...no touching...just a sort of moment to appreciate softly kissing her before lying back and continuing


It's all you.

and it's not half bad.

It's very funny shit

[Rikk]

It's not all me, brother. Either you or her has changed some of that shit. Christ, you've probably taken it from your own conversations with her, brother. There's no way I could talk dirty that well.:p

[pete]

rikk75 (11:11:38 PM): i can imagine the feel of your tongue touching my prick

rikk75 (11:11:51 PM): take it all in your mouth

rikk75 (11:12:01 PM): but i want you to have sucked on an ice cube for a minute first

rikk75 (11:12:25 PM): and then feed it to your mouth

rikk75 (11:14:34 PM): i'm fingering you and putting your wet clit between my fingers as you lick my balls rikk75 (11:14:49 PM): i play with your ass too

[pete]

I didn't edit your shit man.

She was copying and pasting it at such a furious pace, I was laughing my ass off and I doubt she had time to edit your stuff. Although, she clearly removed many of her responses.

But come on man. The shit is funny.

[pete]

rikk75 (11:15:51 PM): i lie back on the bed and you sit on me...i suck you slowly and carefull as you slowly suck my cock

rikk75 (11:16:04 PM): i lick your clit and also slide one finger in your ass

rikk75 (11:17:14 PM): i continue tasting you for while...

rikk75 (11:17:26 PM): i turn you on your back and lick and suck your pussy, playing with it with my fingers

rikk75 (11:19:06 PM): i keep working on your pussy, lick and fingering it, my hand cupping your ass from underneath and my other hand working inside your pussy and on and around your clit

rikk75 (11:19:19 PM): i love tasting you as you explode

rikk75 (11:20:29 PM): god, lisa...if you were within driving distance, i would be there in a heartbeat and fuck you all night

[tjvhou812]

PETE: I would really love max's balls on my chin

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by pete
I didn't edit your shit man.

She was copying and pasting it at such a furious pace, I was laughing my ass off and I doubt she had time to edit your stuff. Although, she clearly removed many of her responses.

But come on man. The shit is funny.

Not half as funny as the rest of the stuff on this thread..

Roflmao.... brilliant boys.. fucking brilliant!!! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[academic punk]

I'm ashamed that this vitriol is going on in a thread i started. Harumph!

:mad:

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Rikk
It's not all me, brother. Either you or her has changed some of that shit. Christ, you've probably taken it from your own conversations with her, brother. There's no way I could talk dirty that well.:p

WHAT??? Meaning your not a cyber-sex-god!!!! Bastard!!!! :mad:






:D

[Nickdfresh]

PETE: I can't do it FAB! I just can't give you an orgasm!

FAB1169: Can't is only a state of mind my young GUNTi apprentice, for you must let go and trust your feelings PETE!

PETE: But I've had too much too drink! My penis is helplessly flaccid! **sigh**

FAB1169: Oh my. For it is like a second belly button as it sits there in all its whiskey dick impotence!

Here let me help you...

PETE: OH! FAB, what are you doing!

FAB1169: Trust your feelings, for the GUNTi have many mystical powers to help you get a stiffy...Trust your feelings PETE.

PETE: FAB! Uh, why are you sticking your finger up my ass?

FAB1169: For in your stinky bung-hole lies your sphincter...Here, I'll shall use my GUNTi powers to engorge you PETE!

PETE: ARRRRGGGGHHHH-OHHHHH!!!

FAB1169: Oh PETE, mount me like your dog does your leg!

PETE: YEOHHHH-ERRR-ARRRAAGGHHHH!

FAB1169: PETE, aim for the spot beneath my GUNT! C'mon PETE. Use your three-inch light sabre!

...PETE, you have taken a step to a larger pussy-whipped GUNTi conciousness!

PETE: ARRGGGHHHH!...

[Guitar Shark]

Warham, I can't resist using yours as my new sig. If it's a problem let me know.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
I didn't edit your shit man.

She was copying and pasting it at such a furious pace, I was laughing my ass off and I doubt she had time to edit your stuff. Although, she clearly removed many of her responses.

But come on man. The shit is funny.

Idiot, I flirted with that crazy bitch, sure. Pretty much when I was getting her to spill the beans on you and GUWAPO. And she did. Wanna read some of the shit she said about you? But one big cyber conversation? LOL. Some of that shit I'm reading there's no way I could write. She's been changing shit like nuts.

She doesn't even know my last name, have a pic, a phone number, nothing...and bitched about me not meeting her in T.O. But that's how the conversation went? Either you fucked with it or she did. And it doesn't even anger me. It makes me laugh my ass off. Some of this shit is gold...check this out:


rikk75 (11:19:06 PM): i keep working on your pussy, lick and fingering it, my hand cupping your ass from underneath and my other hand working inside your pussy and on and around your clit

:p

Anyway, that wasn't you cutting and pasting. That was her logged in under your name. And those POJO and SEENBAD comments? Were those really you or her?

[MAX]

My gosh,

Oh shit.... If you could have seen me while I was reading that Star Wars stuff. My mouth was full of taffy, I was both slobbering and drooling it from laughing so hard. Plus, I think my fractured ribs are set back about a week. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Warham, I can't resist using yours as my new sig. If it's a problem let me know.

Tis indeed.. classic literature!!! LOL!!!

[Guitar Shark]

It couldn't be more perfect. :D

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
My gosh,

Oh shit.... If you could have seen me while I was reading that Star Wars stuff. My mouth was full of taffy, I was both slobbering and drooling it from laughing so hard. Plus, I think my fractured ribs are set back about a week. I haven't laughed that hard in ages.


Fractured ribs?

Did somebody try to take Chester by surprise?

[Guitar Shark]

Can't figure out why sigs only appear part of the time though. :confused:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
WHAT??? Meaning your not a cyber-sex-god!!!! Bastard!!!! :mad:






:D

I'm the King of cyber sex.

RIKK: I want to eat your bolivian ragamuffin as I deflower your kaleidescope of sexuality.

SEA: Yes RIKK!!

RIKK: I cry to Loki, Odin and Thor!!

SEA: More RIKK, more!!

RIKK: I penetrate your cavity of divinity! Then I put on Huey Lewis and proclaim that it's hip to be square!!!

SEA: (scratching her head) ...uh...Rikk?

RIKK: I want a new drug, baby!

SEA: (walks away in disgust) I'm so disappointed...

:(

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
My gosh,

Oh shit.... If you could have seen me while I was reading that Star Wars stuff. My mouth was full of Chester's cum, I was both slobbering and drooling it from laughing so hard.

uh...speaking for myself, I'm GLAD I couldn't see you.

Sick fuck.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Fractured ribs?

Did somebody try to take Chester by surprise?

lol. No, I got a little too frisky and Chester kicked back. :o

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Can't figure out why sigs only appear part of the time though. :confused:


Sigs only appear on your first post of each page.

(since I helped you out with that, howzabout hookin' a brutha up with a recent pic of yr grandma? Thanks!!!)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
lol. No, I got a little too frisky and Chester kicked back. :o


Serves you right, you frisky princess, you.

(really? are your ribs fractured???)

[tjvhou812]

fab:( Rikk seeing how you got your head in their, here's a flashlight
see if you can find pete

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm the King of cyber sex.

RIKK: I want to eat your bolivian ragamuffin as I deflower your kaleidescope of sexuality.

SEA: Yes RIKK!!

RIKK: I cry to Loki, Odin and Thor!!

SEA: More RIKK, more!!

RIKK: I penetrate your cavity of divinity! Then I put on Huey Lewis and proclaim that it's hip to be square!!!

SEA: (scratching her head) ...uh...Rikk?

RIKK: I want a new drug, baby!

SEA: (walks away in disgust) I'm so disappointed...

:(

God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!! :(

Gotta do better than that baby!!! ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
Serves you right, you frisky princess, you.

(really? are your ribs fractured???)

Yep, two of them but they're almost healed. It's been about three weeks, shit maybe four? I dunno cos I've been on pain killers. lol.

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
fab:( Rikk seeing how you got your head in their, here's a flashlight
see if you can find pete

No more, it hurts to laugh now!!! LMAO!!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!! :(

Gotta do better than that baby!!! ;)

Now we all KNOW that RIKK is gonna PM you immediately and try to put on display for you his A game.

Just pleeeeease post it here afterwards? For research purposes. To see if the technique employed in pete's transcripts matches up to yours.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO CLEAR HIS GOOD NAME!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
Yep, two of them but they're almost healed. It's been about three weeks, shit maybe four? I dunno cos I've been on pain killers. lol.

WTF happened???

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
WTF happened???

I'm clumsy. I slipped on my grass hill and landed on a metal sprinkler head. :o

[tjvhou812]

Rikk75: oh fab, you know your semi good lookin
and your on my meat again

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm clumsy. I slipped on my grass hill and landed on a metal sprinkler head. :o


uh...how did you slip?

And realize I'm smirking here, fully aware that the Chester scenario actually sounds more plausible.

[Rikk]

PETE: Well your guntship, looks like you managed to keep me away for a little while longer.

FLAB: (haughtily) I had nothing to do with it. The Surgeon General thinks it's dangerous for any men to go near me until they've activated the energy shield around my mass-sucking black hole of a gunt.

PETE: That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a
sad drunk like me out of your sight.

FLAB: How could you be in my sight? I can't see over my gut and you're very short. It's obvious where your high-pitched voice comes from. Anyway, I don't know where you get your cyber drive, whiskey brain.

(MAX, watching PETE and the black hole duke it out, is amused, yet disgusted at the same time; he laughs in his manner, protected by the gas mask given to him by the Webbies. PETE, enjoying himself, regards MAX good-humoredly.)

PETE: Laugh it up, OU812MAX ex-Linker. But you didn't see us alone in her giant ass. She expressed her true feelings for me when she passed gas and released from her fudge-tunnel.

(FLAB is flushed, further angry that GUITAR SHARK and RIKK still expect her to pay the $100, eyes darting between her own gut blocking her face and her double-chin, squished over her nose.)

FLAB: My...! Why, you stuck up,...half-witted,...scruffy-looking...alcoholic...IM-herder!

PETE: Who's alcoholic? (he hiccups and trips on four whiskey bottles laid out in front of his three-foot stature) I must have hit her pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, MAX? Though it's not exactly hard to hit her pretty close to the mark, considering she weighs 750 lbs. and is large enough to keep a shitload of saved IMs from Rotharmy, DDLR, Links and Tormented VH Fans posters in a 500 Gig hard drive in her giant asshole.

FLAB: Why, I guess you don't know everything about gunts yet?

(With that she leans over and kisses MAX on the lips. Then she turns on her heel and slithers out, as MAX runs to the nearest washroom and regurgitates before looking in the mirror and seeing that his mouth is green. He pulls out his handgun, the ownership of which is his constitutional right, and puts a bullet in his brain. PETE is satisfied...no more competition and plenty of gunt for his 75 lbs. to enjoy.)

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Idiot, I flirted with that crazy bitch, sure. Pretty much when I was getting her to spill the beans on you and GUWAPO. And she did. Wanna read some of the shit she said about you? But one big cyber conversation? LOL. Some of that shit I'm reading there's no way I could write. She's been changing shit like nuts.

She doesn't even know my last name, have a pic, a phone number, nothing...and bitched about me not meeting her in T.O. But that's how the conversation went? Either you fucked with it or she did. And it doesn't even anger me. It makes me laugh my ass off. Some of this shit is gold...check this out:



:p

Anyway, that wasn't you cutting and pasting. That was her logged in under your name. And those POJO and SEENBAD comments? Were those really you or her?

You are the only idiot here.

No one has shit like that on me. And it is you verbatim.

The long-windedness. It is all you. The ice cube references. Only the young can appreciate that old stimuli.

It's all good. Attack me. It means nothing. All of that nonsense is one conversation. I have many more "conversations. It's funny. It's cute.

It's true.

I'd be blushing too if I were you.

I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
Rikk75: oh fab, you know your semi good lookin
and your on my meat again

Rikk75: you know you got lots of meat cookin' babe, I better find myself an unlucky friend!:)

[tjvhou812]

RIKK75: ok fab, im gonna stick one hand in your bush
and my other hand is going up your ass....

oh shit i just lost my watch

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
You are the only idiot here.

No one has shit like that on me. And it is you verbatim.

The long-windedness. It is all you. The ice cube references. Only the young can appreciate that old stimuli.

It's all good. Attack me. It means nothing. All of that nonsense is one conversation. I have many more "conversations. It's funny. It's cute.

It's true.

I'd be blushing too if I were you.

I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.

LOL! Post away, idiot. If you have nothing to prove, keep posting that drivel. As you can see, nobody gives a shit. You're just bitter because you're demodded partly because of her and my influence on her and that fat cunt has your face in her gunt. Go nuts. The more you post, the more inspiration for STAR WARS GUNT there is. I really don't give a shit.

She's banned, you have no friends here...what could be better?

Continue your last gasp. I'm serious. It's hilarious.

[MAX]

Originally posted by academic punk
uh...how did you slip?

And realize I'm smirking here, fully aware that the Chester scenario actually sounds more plausible.

I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.

[Brett]

More Star Wars!

And Pete, stop ruining this thread.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
God Rikk.. I feel so dirty and cheap!!! To be cast aside for Huey Lewis!!! I am quite simply....... bereft!!! My first chance in months for some hot steamy nooky... stolen!!! :(

Gotta do better than that baby!!! ;)

Hold on, lemme just grab some icecubes from the freezer...:p

Your viking warrior needs his ice.

[stilleddiesangel]

Sadly, there's only one person looking an idiot here and it aint Rikk!!!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Sadly, there's only one person looking an idiot here and it aint Rikk!!!

Go easy on poor Maxipad, SEA. It was an accident.

;)

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by MAX
I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.

Tell the truth Max, it had nothing to do with your dogs.. you've been molesting that mower again haven't you... I know you whisper sweet nothings to it's clutch!!!

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by pete


...I have nothing against you rikk. or your idiot defenders.

What about FAB's idiot defender?

Are you going to post SoCalChell's IM's on her behalf too?

[stilleddiesangel]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Go easy on poor Maxipad, SEA. It was an accident.

;)

He he he!!! :D

[Nickdfresh]

"Is there anything left in that bottle?"'


(Words by Van Halen)

Does it seem cold in here to you? Ah man
What's there to do tonight? Anything?
Gimme another cigarette over here
Is there anything left in that bottle?
(Yeah) Give it here man. Over here
Ah. Ah-oh-ah. Yeah

Some people live apart
They break your heart so damn easy
An' then one night in stunning victory
She decides and you agree: she's leavin'

Will you ever be the same?
Will you ever be the same?

That's when push come to shove
I believe it was inevitable
That's when push come to shove
Could this be the one that got away?

I get the message, guess I knew it all along
Says you're a stranger here in paradise, you fool
It seems like forty days and forty nights
Since someone used my first name, including you

Will it never be the same?
Is this the one that got away?

(Guitar Solo)

Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove
Push, shove

Now I'm ahead of the game
Drivin' me insane
Ah! It's a small change
Ooh, I'm just a pushover
Over and over, yeah-eah

[MAX]

Originally posted by stilleddiesangel
Tell the truth Max, it had nothing to do with your dogs.. you've been molesting that mower again haven't you... I know you whisper sweet nothings to it's clutch!!!


I guess I had too much mower on my mind cos I'd just finished and that's why I fell. lol.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by MAX
I know, it's pathetic but I was running to grab one of my dogs, I had just mowed the lawn (it had been raining for days prior) and it was slippery. I fucking fell.

you're right. it's pathetic.

[Rikk]

INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

BRETT: MAX...we have a visitor.

(The group hurries over to BRETT's window and hears a sucking sound coming from outside.)

BRETT: We've picked up something gigantic outside the base in zone twelve, moving east. Could be another fat black hole.

NICK: It's fat.

MAX: It could be a poster, one of ours.

NICK: No. Wait -- there's something very weak coming through.

(GUITAR SHARK steps up to the control panel and listens intently to the strange sucking noise.)

GUITAR SHARK: Sir, I am familiar with six million forms of pussy. This sound is not used by humanity as we know it. It could be FLAB's gunt.

(The sucking noise ends as the frightened party put on gasmasks.)

MAX: It isn't friendly, whatever it is. Come on, POOP BOY, let's check it out.

BRETT: Send paramedics armed with horse tranquilizers to station three-eight.

EXTERIOR: SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA -- DAY

(The massive 750 lb. gunt moves past the smoldering ruins of her marriage and down a ridge toward the next music forum she's going to try and destroy. It raises a large pube from the top of its fatty base and begins to send out a piercing signal, fresh secretion from its latest encounter with PETE covering the lawn. The gunt has spotted POOP BOY who, not fifty feet away, is standing right next to her and staring at her over one of her piles of fat. Instantly, the gunt swings around, its deadly vaginal secreters ready to fire. But before it can get a squirt off, it is hit from behind by MAX's Utah shotgun, and explodes in a million giant chunks of fat and gunt. One of those chunks squares MAX and breaks two of his ribs. He falls forward, groaning, "Oh, stupid gunt!" MAX gets up his and peers intently at the smoldering remains of FLABULOUS SHADOW.)

INTERIOR: BRETT'S HOUSE.

(NICK and BRETT listen to MAX on the comlink.)

MAX: (over comlink) Afraid there's not much left.

NICK: (into comlink) What was it?

MAX: (over comlink) Gunt of some kind. Biggest fucking thing I ever saw. Said it was going to New York next to impersonate a 12-year-old, though the way it looked, it looked more likely to impersonate an aircraft carrier.

NICK: (into comlink) A fat hairy gunt.

MAX: (over comlink) It's a good bet Southern California's gonna experience a major earthquake.

BRETT: We'd better start the evacuation.

[Dan]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
PETE: I would really love max's balls on my chin

You are a Sick man.lol

[Nickdfresh]

!

[Rikk]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=524090

[Rikk]

;)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
!

Nick that is the worst fucking photoshop I have ever seen

[academic punk]

As if this thread weren't vitriolic enough, here comes Jizzytard.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Nick that is the worst fucking photoshop I have ever seen

I don't have Photoshop actually. And it's no worse than your misusage of the English language. You could tell what I meant, eh Jester?

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I don't have Photoshop actually. And it's no worse than your misusage of the English language. You could tell what I meant, eh Jester?

Sit ashamed of the person you are. OWNED AND PROPERTY OF JESTERSTAR.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Sit on my face pleas NICK! I'll even let you fuck CHERSTAR if her vagina is not too stinky for you. I'M OWNED BY DR. LOVE, BRETT, LOUNGEMACHINE, NICK, FORD, SHAUN POSENBY...I'll suck all youre dicks boyz! Pleas, my life as a mail boy sucks...please dont ignore me!


If u use ur mod powers to edit me, ill cry and start another really gay bitchy thread in the feedback forum!

**crickets churping**

[Nickdfresh]

Hey Jesterstar...Is CHERSTAR fatter than LISA or skinner? Enquiring minds want to know...

[Jesterstar]

Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.

Aww...is da' wittle' Jesterstar preoccupied? Who are Britany and Kevin? If you say children you are babysitting, I am immediately calling Social Services.

Are they OWNING you right now by giving you wedgies and outwitting you continually?

[academic punk]

anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?

[vanzilla]

Originally posted by Jesterstar
Hey Nick how many posts are you going to make while I don't have any time to dedicate to a loser like you??? I'm watching britney and kevin. that has priority over you.

Dude, you'll lose an IQ point every minute you watch that show. That show is more of a trainwreck that these pete/fab threads.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by academic punk
anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?

They are wanking feverishly...

[Rikk]

PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.

FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?

(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)

PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?

FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?

PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.

FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.

PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.

(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)

FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.

(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big chance: FLAB's anus.)

GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.

FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.

GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?

FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.

PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.

FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was hard seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!

(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)

ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.

FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.

PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!

FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?

PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.

FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.

(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)

[Sarge's Little Helper]

PETE: Look, I'm sure it's delicious. I just don't understand why I can't skip chowing down on your gunt and just fuck you.

FLAB: Patience! For the strong-stomached, it is time to eat as well. Eat, eat. Hot. Good food, hm? Good, hmm?

(Moving with ease in the gigantic gunt, PETE sits down on a pubic hair and serves himself from a puddle of secretion. Tasting the unfamiliar concoction, he is pleasantly surprised.)

PETE: How far away is the left side of your body? Will it take me long to get there?

FLAB: Very far. Left side very far. Patience. Soon you will be there, 3 miles away. (tasting her own gunt) Syphillus, I have. Why wish you become mod again? Hm?

PETE: Mostly because of RIKK, I guess. I want to prove to him that I'm a better man.

FLAB: Ah, RIKK. Powerful cyber-lover was he, powerful cyber-lover, mmm.

PETE: (a little hurt) Oh, come on. How could you say that about RIKK? You don't even know what I have to offer. (fed up, spits out secretion) Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here. We're wasting our time.

(The fat creature turns away from PETE and speaks to a third party...its anus.)

FLAB: (irritated) I cannot fuck him. The loser has no patience.

(PETE's head spins in the direction the creature's left cheek faces. But there is no one there...only a giant, gaping vacuum that could suck in a tall building and ask for seconds before defacating a shopping mall. PETE is bewildered, but it gradually dawns on him that his dick is tiny and that he is speaking to his next big change: FLAB's anus.)

GIANT ANUS: He will learn patience. Bring him to me.

FLAB: (speaking to her own anus) Fuck that. Hmmm. Much anger in him, like the Webbie that canned his pathetic ass.

GIANT ANUS: Was I any different when you first shoved three boy scouts in my cavity?

FLAB: Hah. He is not ready.

PETE: Gunt! I am ready. I...Anus! I can fuck you both and eat out my sloppy seconds. Anus, tell him I'm ready.

FLAB: Ready, are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I stunk worse than a stadium full of rotten manure. My own counsel will I keep on who is to shove a one-inch dick in my dillhole! A loser or cyber-partner must have the deepest commitment, the most deranged mind. (to the massive anus, indicating PETE) This one a long time have I watched, though it was harding seeing this one since this one is only two feet tall and I can't see anything over my gigantic 72nd fold of fat. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Because he was always drunk. One-inch cock fucking. Heh! Gizzing inside a black hole huger than Asia and Europe put together. Heh! A mod craves not these things. (turning to PETE) You are dickless!

(PETE looks down. He knows it is true.)

ANUS: So was I, if you'll remember. I crushed those boyscouts into brown mucus before releasing them from my fudge tunnel.

FLAB: He is too old. Yes, way way way way way way way way way way way way way too old and drunk and stoned to begin the gunt-penetrating. Plus, he'll probably tell me within minutes that he loves me.

PETE: But I haven't had a drink in two hours, just for this!

FLAB: (sighs) Will he finished what he begins? Even with the smell the way it is?

PETE: I won't fail you -- I know it stinks, but I'm not afraid.

FLAB: (turns slowly toward him, looks down, pulls out a gasmask and slowly opens its legs again) Oh, you will be. You will be.

(PETE begins to get dizzy and collapses.)

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
anyone notice that RIKK and Still Eddie's Angel have effectively vanished?

LMFAO!!:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
They are wanking feverishly...


Bless their hearts...

(and some of the other organs, too)

[Jesterstar]

Originally posted by vanzilla
Dude, you'll lose an IQ point every minute you watch that show. That show is more of a trainwreck that these pete/fab threads.

I know I just enjoyed a episode of family guy.

[Nickdfresh]

I enjoy the idea of SEA wanking actually:)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Warham
LMAO!

This thread should be stickied!

Sticky it, immediately!


It just dawned on me: is it not a little disturbing that a thread that originated on the topic of cyber-sex is receiving requests for a "sticky"?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I enjoy the idea of SEA wanking actually:)

Me too.:) (Of course, I have to be the one causing the wanking...:p)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Me too.:) (Of course, I have to be the one causing the wanking...:p)


Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
Well, when you're done with Bill and Bob, don't forget to take out thr trash...

I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
I will. Now why don't you, MAX and the goats go play with some ice cubes.:p

I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...


:mad:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by academic punk
I suggested that, but MAX is being a bitch and whining that his ribs hurt...


:mad:

Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.:mad:

[tjvhou812]

rikk75: whats that shit coming out of your bush fab.....

Fab: oh that, pete came by today and he was a little sick

Rikk75: i think he had french fries

Fab: why can you smell them

Rikk75: no, i can taiste them

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Well, can't you guys just stick to standard homosexual anal sex instead of getting into all that abuse and S&M shit? Dude's ribs won't heal for a week, and FAB is pissed that he also won't be able to cyber this week.:mad:

Have you ever had standard homosexual anal sex with MAX?

IT'S BORING. The dumb fuck just lies there! BOOOOOOOORING!!!!

[Rikk]

LMFAO!!:p

That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
LMFAO!!:p

That reminds me of SAM KINISON's old leper whore bit...

???

refresh my memory...I loved Sam, but I don't recall this one...

[Rikk]

Basically, you have to hear it...it won't be funny explaining it. But some guy is fucking a chick, his dick falls out, he grabs the wrong one...

You have to hear it on the album to do it justice. Methinks he won't be performing it live anytime soon. I think it's off his second album.

[academic punk]

you might have a point there...

[Rikk]

I still can't fucking believe he died in such a stupid way. He was so fucking funny. I would have killed to see him live.

[academic punk]

Yeah, the truly bizarre thing was that his death WASN'T EVEN HIS FAULT!!!

I remember when I heard that died, (just like everyone else) I thought, "Wow, wonder if he OD'd or wrapped his car around a tree."

When it was revealed that it was SOMEBODY ELSE who ran into him, it seemed like a joke. Still does.

[Rikk]

Thirteen years, bro. Eleven years since Cobain.

Time goes so fucking quickly...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
Thirteen years, bro. Eleven years since Cobain.

Time goes so fucking quickly...

That it does....that it does...

Why, it seems like yesterday that you and FAB were cyber lovers, nary a care in the world, so long as there were enough ice cubes and bandwidth to virtually caress, hold, and suck'n'fuck one another...

[Rikk]

I know. Our love was so strong. We were gonna get married eventually. I would drown her in ice cubes and give her hot tongue baths before watching educational programs about goats. But it was all ruined by my competition, PETE, and his one-inch penis.

Damn him!:mad:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
I know. Our love was so strong. We were gonna get married eventually. I would drown her in ice cubes and give her hot tongue baths before watching educational programs about goats. But it was all ruined by my competition, PETE, and his one-inch penis.

Damn him!:mad:


Time, my friend, time will heal even this wound...

[tjvhou812]

fucking pete is trying worm in on rikks cyber lay....

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk
PETE, and his one-inch penis.






Originally posted by tjvhou812
fucking pete is trying worm in on

one-inch? worm? am i detecting a theme here??

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
one-inch? worm? am i detecting a theme here??

1 inch? I think not.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
fucking pete is trying worm in on rikks cyber lay....

I know. Wha tha fug?:mad:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
1 inch? I think not.

Dude, are you trying this hard?

There's a no penis pic rule. Figures you'd have major issues following it, but please quit posting your two-incher.

[Matt White]

"that liquor in the night time breeds strange memories..."

INDEED.

[pete]

1 inch? not even soft.

[pete]

goodnight ladies. wash your pussies and wring out your undies.

pete loves you all.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
1 inch? not even soft.

Good. Go prove it to the banned bitch. Maybe she'll meet you at the Florida equivalent of LULU's.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=495953

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Good. Go prove it to the banned bitch. Maybe she'll meet you at the Florida equivalent of LULU's.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=495953

Dude I don't need to cyber.

I'm cool in real life too.

[pete]

and big

[pete]

You big pussy intellectuals.

If you had a dick you wouldn't need to play smart guy.

God Bless you.

BUWAWAWAWAWAWAW

academic pansy (that means he's fat)

[Matt White]

Pete..................

AA bro. Give it a try.

[pete]

rikk75 (10:45:44 PM): basically, it's us just filled with sexual angst after all these months...and we're naked under the covers...i'm sort of gripping you from behind, both of us lying on our sides...my cock is hard and rubbing against your ass while i play with your clit from behind with my fingers and your nipples with the other...and time to time you turn your head and we kiss really passionately...lots of heavy breathing

rikk75 (10:48:39 PM): wow lisa...i so really want to fuck you

Soooo RIKK!!!

Soooo gay

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
Pete..................

AA bro. Give it a try.

Maybe I am just naturally this way.

I am.

Thanks for caring.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
Maybe I am just naturally this way.

I am.

Thanks for caring.

ADMISSION is the 1st step toward recovery.:D

[diamondsgirl]

ummmm....

[Rikk]

How about some REAL convo, Petey?


rikk75: i don't hate you for that...how many guys that i know?
fabshadow313 : Oh, none
fabshadow313 : I mean.. Wolf of course
rikk75: what about pete?
fabshadow313 : and Pete and I talk but thats it
fabshadow313 : No,,, we go back and forth
fabshadow313 : we havent met
fabshadow313 : pete and I have taled about meeting tho
rikk75: why didn't that happen?
fabshadow313 : why didnt we meet?
rikk75: yeah
fabshadow313 : well, the max thing happened and we got in a fight over that
fabshadow313 : then we made up but it never was the same
fabshadow313 : there is alot od unexplained stuff there
rikk75: that's sucky, huh? why would the MAX thing make you two fight?
fabshadow313 : well because Pete told me Max said something and Max said he never did... The pete told Max he never told it to me, but he did... So i think Pete told me an out right lie and let Max believe that it was I who was the liar
fabshadow313 : he tried to explain it away but I didnt buy it
fabshadow313 : so even tho we got past it, I never really bought it
rikk75: once someone lies to you, it gets VERY difficult to look past
rikk75: were you actually thinking a relationship with Pete?
fabshadow313 : LOL! I dont know.
fabshadow313 : anything is possible I suppose
rikk75: but not now
fabshadow313 : if you click with someone
fabshadow313 : No
fabshadow313 : toomuch has happened
rikk75: what's wrong with pete? the guy just seems so messed up and nuts
fabshadow313 : yeah he is
fabshadow313 : he has had a really hard few years
fabshadow313 : Mom died
fabshadow313 : dad dies recently
fabshadow313 : he and his siter dont speak, so he has no family at all now
fabshadow313 : his girlfriend of 8 yers walked out on him
rikk75: i couldn't understand how or why he was attacking MAX and I so much
fabshadow313 : alcohol
fabshadow313 : I think he may be bipolar or something
fabshadow313 : I'm telling you he has mood swings
fabshadow313 : I dont know why he does that. I really dont
fabshadow313 : he changes on a dime
rikk75: wow
fabshadow313 : he has scared the shit out of me a few times
rikk75: how did he scare the shit out of you?
fabshadow313 : when his girlfriend left him, he was suicidal...
rikk75: wow...was there any help you provided for that?
fabshadow313 : we just talked all night long
fabshadow313 : then, I didnt hear from him for 3 weeks
rikk75: was he online? you must have known he was all right?
fabshadow313 : I did, but I was hurt that he was avoiding me
fabshadow313 : he was embarred
fabshadow313 : embarrased
fabshadow313 : he has been living with this feeling of doom
fabshadow313 : not going to the Dr
fabshadow313 : just convinced that he was going to die young
fabshadow313 : so he put no energy into his life
rikk75: those kinds of feelings aren't rational...but obviously he can't rationalize them anyway
fabshadow313 : not his education or his goals or his relationships

:p

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
ADMISSION is the 1st step toward recovery.:D

When you recover your balls we'll follow the 12 steps together.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Rikk
I still can't fucking believe he died in such a stupid way. He was so fucking funny. I would have killed to see him live.

Seen him live once bro ... tripping my ass off.

He was great.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Seen him live once bro ... tripping my ass off.

He was great.

Like LENNY BRUCE, another controversial comedian...died way too fucking young.

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
How about some REAL convo, Petey?


rikk75: i don't hate you for that...how many guys that i know?
fabshadow313 : Oh, none
fabshadow313 : I mean.. Wolf of course
rikk75: what about pete?
fabshadow313 : and Pete and I talk but thats it
fabshadow313 : No,,, we go back and forth
fabshadow313 : we havent met
fabshadow313 : pete and I have taled about meeting tho
rikk75: why didn't that happen?
fabshadow313 : why didnt we meet?
rikk75: yeah
fabshadow313 : well, the max thing happened and we got in a fight over that
fabshadow313 : then we made up but it never was the same
fabshadow313 : there is alot od unexplained stuff there
rikk75: that's sucky, huh? why would the MAX thing make you two fight?
fabshadow313 : well because Pete told me Max said something and Max said he never did... The pete told Max he never told it to me, but he did... So i think Pete told me an out right lie and let Max believe that it was I who was the liar
fabshadow313 : he tried to explain it away but I didnt buy it
fabshadow313 : so even tho we got past it, I never really bought it
rikk75: once someone lies to you, it gets VERY difficult to look past
rikk75: were you actually thinking a relationship with Pete?
fabshadow313 : LOL! I dont know.
fabshadow313 : anything is possible I suppose
rikk75: but not now
fabshadow313 : if you click with someone
fabshadow313 : No
fabshadow313 : toomuch has happened
rikk75: what's wrong with pete? the guy just seems so messed up and nuts
fabshadow313 : yeah he is
fabshadow313 : he has had a really hard few years
fabshadow313 : Mom died
fabshadow313 : dad dies recently
fabshadow313 : he and his siter dont speak, so he has no family at all now
fabshadow313 : his girlfriend of 8 yers walked out on him
rikk75: i couldn't understand how or why he was attacking MAX and I so much
fabshadow313 : alcohol
fabshadow313 : I think he may be bipolar or something
fabshadow313 : I'm telling you he has mood swings
fabshadow313 : I dont know why he does that. I really dont
fabshadow313 : he changes on a dime
rikk75: wow
fabshadow313 : he has scared the shit out of me a few times
rikk75: how did he scare the shit out of you?
fabshadow313 : when his girlfriend left him, he was suicidal...
rikk75: wow...was there any help you provided for that?
fabshadow313 : we just talked all night long
fabshadow313 : then, I didnt hear from him for 3 weeks
rikk75: was he online? you must have known he was all right?
fabshadow313 : I did, but I was hurt that he was avoiding me
fabshadow313 : he was embarred
fabshadow313 : embarrased
fabshadow313 : he has been living with this feeling of doom
fabshadow313 : not going to the Dr
fabshadow313 : just convinced that he was going to die young
fabshadow313 : so he put no energy into his life
rikk75: those kinds of feelings aren't rational...but obviously he can't rationalize them anyway
fabshadow313 : not his education or his goals or his relationships

:p

nice!!

You never let me down.

You are an idiot.

I never put myself out there to anyone.

My mom died 20 years ago faggott.

when you were 6 - and I have no siblings

[Rikk]

Blame your GF. She was the one with the flapping gums. Lot of loyalty in that gunt, huh psycho patient?

Isn't this all comedy and in fun, PETEY? There's plenty more where that came from.:)

Let's dance.

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Blame your GF. She was the one with the flapping gums. Lot of loyalty in that gunt, huh psycho patient?

Isn't this all comedy and in fun, PETEY? There's plenty more where that came from.:)

Let's dance.

Dude - our relationship was not like yours. It would have been posted long ago. I still love your dialogue with her. Sort of harlequin meets Judy Bloom.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
When you recover your balls we'll follow the 12 steps together.

Don't worry slappy...I haven't lent 'em to Maude!!!

Wonder how her babysitting session went last fri!!!:D

Was she OLDER than the kids MOM?!?:D


GUNT

[Rikk]

Your "relationship"? LOL. It's partly her fault you were de-modded. I got pages of shit with her talking trash about you. She also told POJO a ton of shit about you, brother.:) She must have spent ages telling me every life problem you have. Kind of the reason I was so friendly-like...:)

Worked, didn't it? I sure was GOOD friends with her...LMFAO.

You were once something at this site, and now you're shit. All thanks to my "cyber partner"...:p

So your GF walked out after eight years, huh? Any reason?

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Your "relationship"? LOL. It's partly her fault you were de-modded. I got pages of shit with her talking trash about you. She also told POJO a ton of shit about you, brother.:) She must have spent ages telling me every life problem you have. Kind of the reason I was so friendly-like...:)

Worked, didn't it?

So your GF walked out after eight years, huh? Any reason?

Who cares? I don't.

and with a dick like mine, there's no shortage of woman.

[Rikk]

You and FAB still gonna meet or possibly hook up?

Are you still seeing a doctor?

Are you still suicidal?

Are you still an alcoholic?

Hey, this is all from her pudgy hands on the keyboard. If you don't like it, blame her.:) She told me and POJO the same shit so she could be let back in the site, and right after that, you were de-modded, eh rock star?

[pete]

I don't mind at all. It's all BS. I was de-modded and the leaks continued.

Pojo's an idiot and that is all the satisfaction I need.

I find this all very fun.

Are you still a dork?

Your pics say it all.

So Sad.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
Who cares? I don't.

and with a dick like mine, there's no shortage of woman.

I'm sure. That's why you spend so much time collecting and editing IMs and backing up a psycho hose beast that's almost forty and fat as fucking hell. If you get so much pussy, why would you tell FAB that you "love her"?

rikk75: then why do you put up with the asshole if he's such a liar?
fabshadow313 : maybe i feel i owe it to him. he told me he loves me you know.
rikk75: ???
fabshadow313: seriously. he needs help but i want to look out for him.

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
I'm sure. That's why you spend so much time collecting and editing IMs and backing up a psycho hose beast that's almost forty and fat as fucking hell. If you get so much pussy, why would you tell FAB that you "love her"?

rikk75: then why do you put up with the asshole if he's such a liar?
fabshadow313 : maybe i feel i owe it to him. he told me he loves me you know.
rikk75: ???
fabshadow313: seriously. he needs help but i want to look out for him.

Those are straight from your virginal lips fagboy.

No editing.

It's obvious.

[Rikk]

Uh, no sorry...those are a straight copy and paste, idiot. Don't tell me about editing, pathetic fool.

You "love her", huh?

[Matt White]

"SO SAD" INDEED

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
Uh, no sorry...those are a straight copy and paste, idiot. Don't tell me about editing, pathetic fool.

You "love her", huh?

I love you too.

Like I love a sitcom

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
Pojo's an idiot and that is all the satisfaction I need.

:D

Yeah, people are gonna rush to agree with you, huh?:rolleyes:

Is FAB calling you every five minutes with "instructions"? Do you get a reward?

When does she get to take the password again?

[pete]

fabshadow313 (10:50:46 PM): do you have alot of sex?

rikk75 (10:51:02 PM): quite often, i guess

rikk75 (10:51:07 PM): not a whore or anything

rikk75 (10:51:13 PM): meaning, i'm not a whore rikk75 (10:51:14 PM): lol

rikk75 (10:51:25 PM): but i like to have sex somewhat often

rikk75 (10:51:35 PM): but then sometimes, my drive decreases if i'm bored and i put it off for some time

rikk75 (10:51:44 PM): i know

rikk75 (10:51:52 PM): i was seeing a younger woman for a little while, and it was fun

rikk75 (10:51:55 PM): but i got bored quite quickly

fabshadow313 (10:52:01 PM): why is that

rikk75 (10:52:32 PM): i don't know...the sex was fun...but i get bored if it's repetitive or doesn't build in intensity as i get together with the person more

[academic punk]

Pete - maybe it'd be best to scurry along and cut your losses, huh?

It's not even funny and humorous to read these exchanges. It's painful.

So you have RIKK on paper having an intimate moment with FAB. SO WHAT???

Look at ...heck, not even what RIKK is posting, but what you yourself are. You're swinging at everybody like a...well, drunken idiot. I'm an idiot, RIKK's an idiot, SEA, Matt White, and POJO too. You're like the ratty old man who screams at the neighborhood third graders, "HEY, YOU LOUSY KIDS!!! GET OFFA MY LAWN!!!!"

C'mon...go to sleep. reread this stuff in the morning after a glass of OJ. I think you'll see for yourself you're making an ass of yourself right now.

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
Pete - maybe it'd be best to scurry along and cut your losses, huh?

It's not even funny and humorous to read these exchanges. ot's painful.

STFU academic (FAT) punk (bitch)

[Matt White]

When the GUNT wants control it tugs on the leash.

HEEL BOY! HEEL!

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
When the GUNT wants control it tugs on the leash.

HEEL BOY! HEEL!

Here's a treat for your low-carb life style bitch

fucking idiot

goodnight board bitches.

[academic punk]

uh...why do you feel the need to continuously post pics of your cock? I mean, you know FAB ain't here anymore, so obviously you want US to see it.

And we ain't interested, fag.

[academic punk]

Pete - maybe it'd be best to scurry along and cut your losses, huh?

It's not even funny and humorous to read these exchanges. It's painful.

So you have RIKK on paper having an intimate moment with FAB. SO WHAT???

Look at ...heck, not even what RIKK is posting, but what you yourself are. You're swinging at everybody like a...well, drunken idiot. I'm an idiot, RIKK's an idiot, SEA, Matt White, and POJO too. You're like the ratty old man who screams at the neighborhood third graders, "HEY, YOU LOUSY KIDS!!! GET OFFA MY LAWN!!!!"

C'mon...go to sleep. reread this stuff in the morning after a glass of OJ. I think you'll see for yourself you're making an ass of yourself right now.

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
uh...why do you feel the need to continuously post pics of your cock? I mean, you know FAB ain't here anymore, so obviously you want US to see it.

And we ain't interested, fag.

You're looking fatboy. arent you?

[Rikk]

(PETE rushes to the edge of FLAB's massive and grotesque mass. He concentrates and attempts to get his one-inch to penetrate the sea of flab and oozing sweat and mucus. Suddenly, his dick sinks and lands in FLAB's sea of goo, sinking until only his tiny waste is preventing him from being sucked in.)

PETE: (staring into the ocean of fat) Oh, no. We'll never get it out now.

(FLAB shakes a 4 lb. nipple in irritation.)

FLAB: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you nothing that I say?

(PETE looks uncertainly out at his one-inch cock sinking into the 600 lb. lake of fat.)

PETE: Master, fucking your fat layers and pulling my dick out with the help of a couple of my friends is one thing. This is totally different because there's no one here to help. You are just so fat. If my sister were talking to me still, she'd be pretty ashamed.

FLAB: No! No different! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn what you have learned. You must unsmell what you have smelled.

PETE: (focusing, drinking from the bottle of whiskey he had left by his feet) All right, I'll give it a try.

FLAB: No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

(PETE closes his eyes and concentrates on pulling his cock out of the most massive and smelly gunt in the universe. He uses the force with all his might to pull all 0.07 ounces out of FAB's black hole of puss. Slowly, the penis begins to rise above the quicksand. It hovers for a moment and then slides back, disappearing once again.)

PETE: (panting heavily) I can't. You're too fat.

FLAB: Gunt size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm.

PETE: Actually, the guys at the Army were saying you're a fat fucking gun...

FLAB: Shut up! You should not. For my ally is the Mandarin seafood buffet. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Makes me grow. It's energy surrounds me and binds me and gives me more layers. Luminous being am I...(FLAB pinches PETE's fragile shoulder)...not this crude matter. (a sweeping gesture) You must feel my gunt around you. (gesturing) Here, between you...me...(points quite a distance) my left nipple...(another long distance) my feet...everywhere! Yes, even between this gunt and your cock!

PETE: (discouraged) You want the impossible.

[DLR7884]

What's up with the fucking dick pics?

DLR7884
Fag.

[pete]

Originally posted by Rikk
(PETE rushes to the edge of FLAB's massive and grotesque mass. He concentrates and attempts to get his one-inch to penetrate the sea of flab and oozing sweat and mucus. Suddenly, his dick sinks and lands in FLAB's sea of goo, sinking until only his tiny waste is preventing him from being sucked in.)

PETE: (staring into the ocean of fat) Oh, no. We'll never get it out now.

(FLAB shakes a 4 lb. nipple in irritation.)

FLAB: So certain are you. Always with you it cannot be done. Hear you
nothing that I say?

(PETE looks uncertainly out at his one-inch cock sinking into the 600 lb. lake of fat.)

PETE: Master, fucking your fat layers and pulling my dick out with the help of a couple of my friends is one thing. This is totally different because there's no one here to help. You are just so fat. If my sister were talking to me still, she'd be pretty ashamed.

FLAB: No! No different! Only different in your mind. You must unlearn
what you have learned. You must unsmell what you have smelled.

PETE: (focusing, drinking from the bottle of whiskey he had left by his feet) All right, I'll give it a try.

FLAB: No! Try not. Do. Or do not. There is no try.

(PETE closes his eyes and concentrates on pulling his cock out of the most massive and smelly gunt in the universe. He uses the force with all his might to pull all 0.07 ounces out of FAB's black hole of puss. Slowly, the penis begins to rise above the quicksand. It hovers for a moment and then slides back, disappearing once again.

PETE: (panting heavily) I can't. You're too fat.

FLAB: Gunt size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hm? Mmmm.

PETE: Actually, the guys at the Army were saying you're a fat fucking gun...

FLAB: Shut up! You should not. For my ally is the Mandarin seafood buffet. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Makes me grow. It's energy surrounds me and binds me and gives me more layers. Luminous being am I...(FLAB pinches PETE's fragile shoulder)...not this crude matter. (a sweeping gesture) You must feel my gunt around you. (gesturing) Here, between you...me...(points quite a distance) my left nipple...(another long distance) my feet...everywhere! Yes, even between this gunt and your cock!

PETE: (discouraged) You want the impossible.

That's funny.

[academic punk]

Originally posted by pete
You're looking fatboy. arent you?


I'm scrolling passed that diseased little thing, yeah. why would you even feel the need to take pics of yours? to remind yourslef that once upon a time you were able to get it part of the way up?

Drunk loser. Go wrap your car around a tree, willya?

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
goodnight ladies. wash your pussies and wring out your undies.

pete loves you all.

You wrote this over 45 minutes ago....

You sure you aren't Fab?

DLR7884
:) Attention whore.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
Here's a treat for your low-carb life style bitch

fucking idiot

goodnight board bitches.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sure ya've got alot practice offerin' your cock up to dudes Petey, but no tanx! HOMO!!! You've been spendin too much time in truck stop restrooms stappin' your feet!!!

Hey! Grate Idea! Start another "Matt White LOves 5150 Thread"!!!!

MAYBE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY WILL RESPOND THIS TIME!!!!:D


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

WEEK PUNK NO GAME BITCH!!!

NOW, SHUT YOU'RE COCKSUCKER LACKEY!!!

:D

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You wrote this over 45 minutes ago....

You sure you aren't Fab?

DLR7884
:) Attention whore.

are you sure I am not pete?

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sure ya've got alot practice offerin' your cock up to dudes Petey, but no tanx! HOMO!!! You've been spendin too much time in truck stop restrooms stappin' your feet!!!

Hey! Grate Idea! Start another "Matt White LOves 5150 Thread"!!!!

MAYBE SOMEBODY, ANYBODY WILL RESPOND THIS TIME!!!!:D




WEEK PUNK NO GAME BITCH!!!

NOW, SHUT YOU'RE COCKSUCKER LACKEY!!!

:D

Oh matt, suck on my balls and I promise you a chocalatey surprise.

Just like daddy use to make.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[academic punk]

Do you sit there and lick your dick-pic so you can fantasize about what it's like to suck a cock, albeit your own?

Go wither in the corner from alcohol poisoning. Fuckin' cyber-pussy-whipped nobody.

Fall through the cracks, baby, ain't nobody is gonna miss ya.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by pete
I don't mind at all. It's all BS. I was de-modded and the leaks continued.

Pojo's an idiot and that is all the satisfaction I need.

Nope dude .... he's far from it.

[pete]

Originally posted by academic punk
Do you sit there and lick your dick-pic so you can fantasize about what it's like to suck a cock, albeit your own?

Go wither in the corner from alcohol poisoning. Fuckin' cyber-pussy-whipped nobody.

Fall through the cracks, baby, ain't nobody is gonna miss ya.

No but I can see my dick.

It's an unusual experience from your perspective.

[Rikk]

I still think this is my best one...


FLAB: My cunt is heavily shielded with flabby fat and my ass carries a firepower greater than half the U.S. Army. It's defenses are designed around a direct large-scale diet. A small one-inch cock should be able to penetrate the outer defense.

PETE: (Pointing at FLAB's gunt) Pardon me for asking, Lisa, but what good is my tiny one-inch going to be against that?

FLAB: Well, my stomach doesn't consider a small one-inch penis to be any threat, or my stretch marks would provide a tighter defense. An analysis of my gunt provided by Southern California Health Services has demonstrated a further weakness in my anal cavity. The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point (points at her gunt). The target area is only two meters wide. It's a gigantic dilhole complete with a clit that has 15,000 men's saliva on it, right below the 13-inch belly button. The shaft leads directly to the largest uterus ever created. A precise hit of whiskey-poisoned cumm will start a chain reaction which should destroy Southern California.

(A murmer of disbelief runs through the room.)

FLAB: Only a one-inch cock will be able to penetrate and set up a chain reaction. The shaft is fat-shielded, so you'll have to put all your out-of-shape weight behind it.

BRETT: That's impossible, even for PETE.

PETE: It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye my fat sister in my garage back home. Her gunt's not much bigger than two meters.

FLAB: Then man your one-inch! And may your noseplug be with you!

[academic punk]

Notice how I don't even have to acknowledge your nonsense?

Sorry, bud, I'm in shape. And I've got a nice thick cock that if I ever see you face to face I promise to bitch slap you across the face with after I'm through kicking your pathetic alcoholic ass.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
Oh matt, suck on my balls and I promise you a chocalatey surprise.

Just like daddy use to make.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Still a restroom poet Petey!!!:D

You didn't get dropped from the PEN for any other reason than you ain't got no game!!!:D

Cheap Gin & Cyber-sex with GUNT ain't much of a living Boy!

:D

[pete]

Originally posted by Matt White
Still a restroom poet Petey!!!:D

You didn't get dropped from the PEN for any other reason than you ain't got no game!!!:D

Cheap Gin & Cyber-sex with GUNT ain't much of a living Boy!

:D

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

[DLR7884]

This is getting ULTRA gay.

Dick pics.

Chocalatey surprises.

Fab being in Rikk's signature....

DLR7884
I'm disgusted.

[Rikk]

Actually, the loser never was a member of the Pen. Remember he headed up SONGS/ALBUMS and sure sucked at it.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

You sure you are leaving?

You said the same shit a mere 55 minutes ago.

DLR7884
Just checking....

[Rikk]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

Go ahead. MAX knows it all, idiot. You're not gonna win. There isn't gonna be a big town meeting with me being sent away with pitchforks and torches. MAX is my brother and will be. I sure talked shit about him back then. I'm sure he said some things too. If you wanna repost it, be a fucking asshole. You'll just be even more hated (if that's possible).

[Matt White]

Originally posted by pete
OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

goodnight girls and don't forget to wring out your panties.

pete loves you all.

even pojo.

S'matter....GUNT callin ya for a 'lil abuse?!?

Take yer purse with ya Sally.

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
You sure you are leaving?

You said the same shit a mere 55 minutes ago.

DLR7884
Just checking....

I am merely leaving these threads and on to a new one.

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

[Matt White]

He's late for work at his local Gloryhole!

"Petey's turn in the barrel tonight!!!"

Peter-puffer!!!

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
I am merely leaving these threads and on to a new one.

OK stay tuned for my next thread entitled "Rikk on Max (as told to FAB)"

What's the point?

Nobody believes any of this bullshit...you are simply wasting your time.

Go take pics of your cock and shove them up your ass.

DLR7884
You are a sick fuck.

[Rikk]

Indeed he is.

I can't wait to see this.

MAX just pm'd me and told me that PETE can stick it and that it won't matter at all what the fuck PETE posts. I love personal vendettas when the loser is getting more and more desperate...:D

BTW, MAX, your pm box is full. I can't pm you back.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
Actually, the loser never was a member of the Pen. Remember he headed up SONGS/ALBUMS and sure sucked at it.

:D Basked in the glory...but couldn't Cuntribute..TYPICAL.

PEN ENVY......:p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Rikk


BTW, MAX, your pm box is full. I can't pm you back.

MAX's box is full? Must be all that goat cum.

[Rikk]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!!:p

I was gonna post to him to clean out his box, but people would tell me I really have to calm the sexuality down!!!:D

[pete]

Originally posted by DLR7884
What's the point?

Nobody believes any of this bullshit...you are simply wasting your time.

Go take pics of your cock and shove them up your ass.

DLR7884
You are a sick fuck.

The truth is often harder to swallow than fiction.

but don't ask your girlfriend to confirm.

[DLR7884]

Originally posted by pete
The truth is often harder to swallow than fiction.

but don't ask your girlfriend to confirm.

Jeez...good one.

You really got me there.

Christ, you are now at GAR's level. Congrats, homo.

DLR7884
What's next??? Gonna talk about my mother?

[The Fonz]

Pete must be the Pillsbury Dough Boy because he's going to need a shitload of flour in order to find FLAB's wet spot.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by The Fonz
Pete must be the Pillsbury Dough Boy because he's going to need a shitload of flour in order to find FLAB's wet spot.

FONZIE!!:)

I can't believe anyone ever thought you were PETE. Stupidest fucking attempt at attributing an alias to someone in my posting history.

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Rikk
FONZIE!!:)

I can't believe anyone ever thought you were PETE. Stupidest fucking attempt at attributing an alias to someone in my posting history.

I can't believe anyone would diss the Fonz like that either.
The Fonz definately isn't a re-Pete.
The Fonz doesn't go out on dates with a bag of flour in one hand and his dick in the other.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by The Fonz
I can't believe anyone would diss the Fonz like that either.
The Fonz definately isn't a re-Pete.
The Fonz doesn't go out on dates with a bag of flour in one hand and his dick in the other.

This is easily the best fucking alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

[The Fonz]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is easily the best fucking alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

Ayyyyy!! :cool:

[seenbad]

Originally posted by academic punk
I've got a nice thick cock that if I ever see you face to face I promise to bitch slap you across the face with after I'm through kicking your pathetic alcoholic ass.

Dude, I'm SO glad you said "kicking" You had me geekin for a sec..

[Warham]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Warham, I can't resist using yours as my new sig. If it's a problem let me know.

No problem, GS!

:D

[academic punk]

Hey, GS, sicne Warham isn't letting you use his post as his sig, could you please post a pic of your grandma already? Huh? Could ya? Please?

[ashstralia]

thisthreadisguntastic

[Ned Flanders]

Originally posted by Rikk
This is easily the best gosh darn alias I've ever seen at this site except for maybe TOM VU.

I agree completelydetely.

:D