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Purchase two bottles of FASTERPUSSYGUNT's Dull the Brown Spots ANAL LUBE and you will receive a free hand job from another man.
This week only.
superdave
05-27-2005, 10:01 PM
Thorman will be the first to sign up.....
tjvhou812
05-27-2005, 10:02 PM
thanks but no thanks
DLR7884
05-27-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by superdave
Thorman will be the first to sign up.....
Then RRBrigade.
DLR7884
Then Wayne L.
blonddgirl777
05-27-2005, 10:14 PM
This seems like a good deal...
If you buy 4, do you get a blow job?
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
This seems like a good deal...
If you buy 4, do you get a blow job?
No. 6 bottles gets the blowjob. VANZILLA is up first to give the blowjobs, apparently.
blonddgirl777
05-27-2005, 10:17 PM
So that means if you buy the case of 12, you get laid...???
And what if you buy the "Cosco" family pack?????
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So that means if you buy the case of 12, you get laid...???
VANZILLA doesn't get hard anymore after the bathhouse accident (he was locked in the sauna for 11 hours). If you want to get laid, it has to be by another woman, and this week only FASTERPUSSYCAT is doing the honors. But don't worry...that's just like having sex with a man.:)
Anonymous
05-27-2005, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So that means if you buy the case of 12, you get laid...???
Yes, Academic Punk is taking care of that. Plus, it's a great way to advertise the product. He just lubs up his arse and tells men "see how smoothly it goes in and how good it feels on your cock?"
Cheers! :bottle:
blonddgirl777
05-27-2005, 10:21 PM
So that means there is no bonus for the "Cosco" family pack!
Anonymous
05-27-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So that means there is no bonus for the "Cosco" family pack!
Not necessarily. Academic Punk may be persuaded into anything, really. He may even do a whole family, if that's the case. Grandpa included.
Cheers! :bottle:
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Not necessarily. Academic Punk may be persuaded into anything, really. He may even do a whole family, if that's the case. Grandpa included.
Cheers! :bottle:
Dude, why are you always insulting ACADEMIC PUNK?:confused:
I thought you guys were cool. But you're always insulting him and being mean to him for no reason and he's a good guy.:(
blonddgirl777
05-27-2005, 10:29 PM
Satisfying a whole family (including grampa), doesn't make him a bad guy...
He is just generous of himself!
L.O.L.
Anonymous
05-27-2005, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
Dude, why are you always insulting ACADEMIC PUNK?:confused:
I thought you guys were cool. But you're always insulting him and being mean to him for no reason and he's a good guy.:(
Yes, this IS low, considering he's out for the weekend and stuff... But then again, imagine the look on his face when he logs on this Monday and sees this. :D
"Motherfucker" can only hint at the verbal abuse to come... :lol:
Cheers! :bottle:
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Yes, this IS low, considering he's out for the weekend and stuff... But then again, imagine the look on his face when he logs on this Monday and sees this. :D
"Motherfucker" can only hint at the verbal abuse to come... :lol:
Cheers! :bottle:
I have never seen him even once insult you. It's unfair and dammit, I'm shocked.:(
Anonymous
05-27-2005, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Satisfying a whole family (including grampa), doesn't make him a bad guy...
He is just generous of himself!
L.O.L.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Five stars for you, you 'crazy ass blond'. :lol:
Incidentally, as Rikk said, me and AP are cool with each other... it's just that we're always trying to see who wins the fight of the day. :)
CheerS1 :bottle:
Anonymous
05-27-2005, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
I have never seen him even once insult you. It's unfair and dammit, I'm shocked.:(
:drive:
Cheers! :bottle:
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Satisfying a whole family (including grampa), doesn't make him a bad guy...
He is just generous of himself!
L.O.L.
How about a vote trade? Actually, I already gave you a 5.
scottydabodi
05-27-2005, 11:00 PM
I have a photo of Pussyfart's Anal Lube:
canadiandlrgirl
05-27-2005, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
I have a photo of Pussyfart's Anal Lube:
lmfao this isome fucked up thread.....i just love your pics you come up with scotty!!!!
blonddgirl777
05-27-2005, 11:06 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
I have a photo of Pussyfart's Anal Lube:
L.O.L.
:cheese:
scottydabodi
05-27-2005, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
lmfao this isome fucked up thread.....i just love your pics you come up with scotty!!!!
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
L.O.L.
:cheese:
Thank you, Most-Awesomest-Ladies of the Roth Army!!
http://www.classicvh.com/images/gallery/The_Gallery/Miscellaneous/classictshirt.jpg
blonddgirl777
05-28-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Thank you, Most-Awesomest-Ladies of the Roth Army!!
http://www.classicvh.com/images/gallery/The_Gallery/Miscellaneous/classictshirt.jpg
I thank you in advance, for voting for me!
:bananna:
canadiandlrgirl
05-28-2005, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Thank you, Most-Awesomest-Ladies of the Roth Army!!
http://www.classicvh.com/images/gallery/The_Gallery/Miscellaneous/classictshirt.jpg
your welcome scottydahotty!!!!
eddy van halen
05-28-2005, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
your welcome scottydahotty!!!!
whats up you sexy thang
Cathedral
05-28-2005, 06:05 AM
I remember many years ago attending a party where this dumb fuck dude didn't think it would be gay to get jacked off or sucked by another dude if he wasn't the one doing the jacking or the sucking.
But the truth is, if a man allowes another man to touch him in any erotic way, you're both fucking fags, sorry, but that is a fact.
I like the flesh to be silky smooth and free of all dangly things below the waist.
The female body is a magnificent creation and must be thoroughly explored to be fully appreciated.
Do it right and you'll be fully appreciated as well, guys.
That said, I don't do anal anyway...That shit is nasty.
ashstralia
05-28-2005, 06:14 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
I remember many years ago attending a party where this dumb fuck dude didn't think it would be gay to get jacked off or sucked by another dude if he wasn't the one doing the jacking or the sucking.
hey cathedral!
that reminds me of a south park episode...
hehehe:p
ashstralia
05-28-2005, 06:17 AM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
I have a photo of Pussyfart's Anal Lube:
that pic is grrrrreat!!!
LMMFAO!!!!
Originally posted by ashstralia
hey cathedral!
that reminds me of a south park episode...
hehehe:p
Possibly the funniest South Park episode ever!!:p
Seshmeister
05-29-2005, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
How about a vote trade? Actually, I already gave you a 5.
That was GAY...:)
Cathedral
05-29-2005, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by ashstralia
hey cathedral!
that reminds me of a south park episode...
hehehe:p
I tried to watch that show when it first came on the air, but i have never been a fan of animated stuff and the Jesus stuff was a turn off for me.
I'm a freak cause i can't stay interested in animation, except for Speed Racer of course.
When i was a kid i sprinted home everyday to catch Speed and Co.
Other than that, I basically only watched things with live actors.
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