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SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 05:47 PM
???

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 05:51 PM
I'd be the girl who could stand on two white horses as they ran around the arena while I am playing Thunderstruck (ACDC) on my Les Paul at the same time.

Redballjets88
05-31-2005, 05:58 PM
i would dance for you

Redballjets88
05-31-2005, 05:58 PM
naked

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 06:01 PM
I don't think that would be appropriate for the kids in the audience!

Redballjets88
05-31-2005, 06:02 PM
ill wear a clown suit dont worry

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 06:08 PM
Sammy would just be himself.

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 08:05 PM
Come on guys!! I pulled this thread out of my ass, but I thought it could be fun! ;)

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 09:43 PM
Aww ! Nobody cares about my circus thread...accept some dude that wants to dance naked.

How sad!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 09:50 PM
I would be one of those people that would ride a unicycle and juggle at the same time, sounds like there's much fun to be had with that job.

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 09:58 PM
Yay! NOw we have a three person circus! Thanks Van Via!

tjvhou812
05-31-2005, 10:02 PM
i,d be a ladys bike seat

scottydabodi
05-31-2005, 10:03 PM
Y'know, after careful consideration, I believe that I'd be the clown that scares the little kids.

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Yay! NOw we have a three person circus! Thanks Van Via!


YAY, Glad to see I'm the second best act. Mind you beating a naked dancer and a bike seat isn't hard.

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Y'know, after careful consideration, I believe that I'd be the clown that scares the little kids.

I don't think you need to we've already got a naked dancer to scare them :D

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:07 PM
Thanks guys! We've got a real freak show happenin now! Who's the ringmaster?

scottydabodi
05-31-2005, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by David Van Via
I don't think you need to we've already got a naked dancer to scare them :D

Shit, you're right!! YIKES!!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:08 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
i,d be a ladys bike seat

What if it was the bearded lady that rode the bikes? Would you still want the job?

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Thanks guys! We've got a real freak show happenin now! Who's the ringmaster?

I would love to but.............. I love this damn unicycle and my new juggling balls are great. Maybe Scotti will do it.

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by David Van Via
I would love to but.............. I love this damn unicycle and my new juggling balls are great. Maybe Scotti will do it.

Just don't drop the balls! You might scare the children!:D

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:14 PM
Scottie will be juggler's monkey!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Just don't drop the balls! You might scare the children!:D


Holy shit, a naked dancer, a scary clown and my ........juggling balls, is it possible for a kid to come out of this with his sanity intact?

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:18 PM
I don't know. Will just have to hope someone accepts our big top talents!

diamondsgirl
05-31-2005, 10:19 PM
I've always enjoyed swinging...

http://www.circuscontraption.com/photos/darty_trapeze.jpg

tjvhou812
05-31-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
What if it was the bearded lady that rode the bikes? Would you still want the job?

Sure, i'd just buy her a bic

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I've always enjoyed swinging...

http://www.circuscontraption.com/photos/darty_trapeze.jpg


And we now have a swinger thrown in the mix.

So how much is a ticket into this house of fun and experience.

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by David Van Via
And we now have a swinger thrown in the mix.

So how much is a ticket into this house of fun and experience.

I don't know....we have to get more people to join the act before we can come up with a price to charge the kiddie's parents!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I've always enjoyed swinging...

http://www.circuscontraption.com/photos/darty_trapeze.jpg

Great, but me more specific....this isn't the Hundred Acre Wood...it;s the big top! heheh!!:D

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I don't know....we have to get more people to join the act before we can come up with a price to charge the kiddie's parents!

We still need someone to go through rings of fire, Damn where do we get an elephant from we need one of those to. Damn who knew organising a circus would be so hard!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by David Van Via
We still need someone to go through rings of fire, Damn where do we get an elephant from we need one of those to. Damn who knew organising a circus would be so hard!

I know! I thought it would be an easy task considering what bunch of weirdos we are at the army!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I know! I thought it would be an easy task considering what bunch of weirdos we are at the army!

Exactly, come on there's more wierdos then just us bunch. HELP the community. PLEASE!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:38 PM
Well Via, I think the army is bored with my circus thread. We had fun while it lasted!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:39 PM
I thought it was army material myself, but ya never know!!!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I thought it was army material myself, but ya never know!!!

I guess your right. ah well no cirus for us soldiers!

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by David Van Via
I guess your right. ah well no cirus for us soldiers!

I'm sure Panamark will make a comment later. He always helps my shitty threads get going! heheeh :)

scottydabodi
05-31-2005, 10:45 PM
I'll tell ya, I thought I'd be the Scary Clown-type, but VanVia's avatar reveals HIM to be the clown!!!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:47 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
I'll tell ya, I thought I'd be the Scary Clown-type, but VanVia's avatar reveals HIM to be the clown!!!

Can I still ride the unicycle? You could slightly modify your make up and have a SITH clown.

scottydabodi
05-31-2005, 10:52 PM
Good idea!!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by scottydabodi
Good idea!!


Fuck, my clown may be powerful but can do nothing against the power of the dark side.

diamondsgirl
05-31-2005, 10:54 PM
what do you call the chick who swings from ropes and scarves?

an aerialist?

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 10:55 PM
HEy here's an addition to the bunch! Look who joined the Star Wars crew!

Where's FORD?!!

David Van Via
05-31-2005, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
what do you call the chick who swings from ropes and scarves?

an aerialist?


versatile

SweetSecrets
05-31-2005, 11:01 PM
In the Clinton picture....Ford is the guy on the far right. He is all for the Democrats of the Republic!