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The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 04:23 PM
All right all you fellow depraved degenerates!

Let's have a contest about who can make the lewdest, most perverse comments of all!


The kind that will make every female in your vicinity turn around and slap you!

I'll start this off with.....



Hey, I heard that bananas are great for your skin.

Wanna have a taste of mine to see if it's true?

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 04:52 PM
No...

Because I could answer to that:
"Looking at youf face, how could YOUR banana be good for MY already beautiful skin...?"

Or:
"Yes, but for that, I would need a full sized banana, at least!"


Come on, you guys have to try harder!...
L.O.L.

;)

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 05:02 PM
... It's just that I think that a good insult right in the core of it, can be a lot more painful than just a slap in the face (from my little hand anyway).

And it is also some guys fantasy to be slapped (beleive it or not)!

:wow2:

I love this thread!

The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Hey baby it ain't no fantasy for me! Getting slapped is a daily reality! :D

The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 05:12 PM
How about......

Hey, wow you really are chest heavy. You know, they would normally sag when you get older but.... I know a special massage that can prevent that. Want me to show you how to do it?

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 05:26 PM
I don't think I am a good judge for that...
And I can only speak for myself.

I never feel SEXUALLY arrassed. And if a guy is too persistant in his propositions, I just ignore him...

Personnaly, I am a blond that actually laughs at, and makes "blonds jokes" myself,
I have a pretty good looking body and face (ref. to previous postings of myself) and get a lot of compliments, still at 37,
And I am highly educated with a good paying job.

So I never get insulted in any ways.... Really!

Now, I can imagine that a "saggy boob" coment on a woman that actually has that problem could be very insulting. There, you are going straight to a woman's seduction "weapon".

So I would say, that it is a good one...
You have a double slap there!

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 05:28 PM
Now you are probably wondering:

"What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?...

The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 07:05 PM
Hey Baby, You're 37, i'm 19. Wanna have some forbidden Michael Jackson child molester type love?

The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 07:06 PM
Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!

The Scatologist
06-05-2005, 07:07 PM
OH! The golden Comment!

Is that Saline or Silicone?

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Or how about, Wow you're 37? Wow in 3 more years you'll be 40!


Everyone thinks I'm "25" and when they find out my real age?
They wish they could look as good as I do, when they'll be there...
Kinda like Dave!

;)

And I can't wait to see people's face when I tell them I am 40... in 3 years...

I look better than a lot of chicks in their 20's + I have the experience young guys are into (and sometimes need)!

:D

Try again!...

:p

blonddgirl777
06-05-2005, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
OH! The golden Comment!

Is that Saline or Silicone?

Mine is Silicone (34 D)...
I spent enough money on them... you better notice!

:cool:

The Scatologist
06-06-2005, 12:18 AM
What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.


Is that top felt?

no?

Would you like it to BE felt?

Dr. Love
06-06-2005, 01:53 AM
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothin'! You done told the bitch twice!

Golden AWe
06-06-2005, 05:04 AM
"EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"

kentuckyklira
06-06-2005, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now you are probably wondering:

"What can insult a popular good looking girl, so I would diserve slapping"?... You donīt by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?

blonddgirl777
06-07-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by kentuckyklira
You donīt by any chance have a cute teenage daughter?

Yes, but she is not into freaky elderlies from Kentucky... Michael!

:D

blonddgirl777
06-07-2005, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
What about this? I saw it on Blue Collar TV.


Is that top felt?

no?

Would you like it to BE felt?

This is just a funny joke!!!
L.O.L.

blonddgirl777
06-07-2005, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
"EAT SHIT YOU WHORE"

As you wish... client!
I'll blow you right after...

$$$$$

;)

tjvhou812
06-07-2005, 09:30 PM
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then:)

blonddgirl777
06-07-2005, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then:)

No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!
Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...

I've been dancing all night,
What's YOUR excuse?

:D :p

tjvhou812
06-07-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No.. I think its YOUR BALLS!!!
Huhh... on second thought, IT IS my feet...

I've been dancing all night,
What's YOUR excuse?

:D :p

my balls was on your chin:D

Dr. Love
06-07-2005, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
my balls was on your chin:D

LOL!

Dr. Love
06-07-2005, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
The kind that will make every female in your vicinity turn around and slap you!



What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?


Slap the bitch!

The Scatologist
06-07-2005, 11:39 PM
LOL

BenJammin
06-08-2005, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok, you walk up to a chic in a bar
and you go, hey can i smell your pussy...

if she says no, you say, oh it must be your feet then:)

Funniest quote on this thread so far! (your timing better be perfect though if you use that one).


Flesh or plastic?

blonddgirl777
06-08-2005, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
my balls was on your chin:D

Ho then, sorry for slapping them...
I thought I felt a fly!!!

:p

blonddgirl777
06-08-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?


Slap the bitch!

Is that supposed to be SEXUAL harassment?

O.K. then;

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?"

You throw it in the dumpster along with the dick that was too cheap to buy you a good one!

:D :D :D

Dr. Love
06-08-2005, 07:02 PM
If I told those jokes at work in mixed company, I'd be out the door in a snap for sexual harassment.

No doubt in my mind. :)

PS - My joke is funnier. ;)

blonddgirl777
06-08-2005, 07:10 PM
"PS - My joke is funnier."

It is a good thing that you find yourself funny...

Have you ever considered stand up?

blonddgirl777
06-08-2005, 07:17 PM
Sexual HARRASSMENT is when you actually harrass someone with sexual coments...
Like flirting by going too far with the sex issues.

A sexist JOKE is NOT harrassment, it only proves that the guy is frustrated and just can't get laid!

Of course you would get fired, just like I would if my skirt isn't short enough!!!

The Scatologist
06-09-2005, 02:25 AM
Hey, I think your skirt would look better if they were above your waist.

Jamocha Joe
06-09-2005, 09:49 AM
Sexual harassment

(said in the presence of numerous independant witnesses)

"Hey baby cakes, you have to give me oral and swallow every bit of my spicy love gravy....or you're fired."

I'll go clean out my desk now.

blonddgirl777
06-09-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Hey, I think your skirt would look better if they were above your waist.

I know that but... too bad we're at work!

:eatit:

blonddgirl777
06-09-2005, 05:00 PM
I would looove to get sexually arrassed at work, (in the presence of numerous independant witnesses)...

Not only would I get the ass hole fired but I could sue the shit out of the cie. and live happily ever after... not working!

$$$$

I would definitely take advantage of the fact that in such situations, the guy ALWAYS gets in trouble and the women ALWAYS gets "compensated"...

:D :D :D

BenJammin
06-09-2005, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sexual HARRASSMENT is when you actually harrass someone with sexual coments...
Like flirting by going too far with the sex issues.





And do you know where the dividing line is (between flirting and harassment)?

It's determined by how cute the woman thinks the guy is.

The Scatologist
06-09-2005, 09:14 PM
Damn :( I guess i'll forever be a failure at sexually harrassing people :(

blonddgirl777
06-09-2005, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by BenJammin
And do you know where the dividing line is (between flirting and harassment)?

It's determined by how cute the woman thinks the guy is.

THIS, I totally agree on!

The woman determines if she is sexually arrassed by weather she is interested in the guy or not.

When it comes to sex, women are the ones who always get the last word (unless she gets raped).

blonddgirl777
06-09-2005, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Damn :( I guess i'll forever be a failure at sexually harrassing people :(

And that, shall bring you joy, happiness and yes, beleive it or not...
More sex!!!

Try to get into sewing instead... those 80's outfits you want.

:D

tjvhou812
06-09-2005, 10:07 PM
with a skirt that short, you're gonna need 2 haircuts

blonddgirl777
06-09-2005, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
with a skirt that short, you're gonna need 2 haircuts

That is an old Andrew Dice Clay joke...
;)

And funny, by the way!

:D