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Terry
06-08-2005, 07:58 PM
You know what? Despite her closing in on 50, I think I'd like to shuck a nice, fresh batch past Heaton's chompers....you know, right down that cakehole of hers.

Not like I'd go down on that old muff or anything, but, well, you know, I'd stick it in her bum.

I'm just saying, is all.
superdave
06-08-2005, 08:01 PM
she has a certain type of older woman sexiness to her
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 08:03 PM
way to keep the site going! :D "I'd stick it in her bum." Change BUM to MOM and you got yourself a cameraman. :D
twonabomber
06-08-2005, 08:05 PM
she does nothing for me.

her dad was a sports writer here in Cleveland, so his old paper finds it necessary to mention her as much as they can. i'm tired of hearing about her. she's got that do-gooder 'tude that makes me wanna puke.
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 08:09 PM
just keep the bag on her head. :D
superdave
06-08-2005, 08:10 PM
Big Troubles has the coolest avatar in the Army
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 08:13 PM
:D I shoplifted it from a cool ass mofo. Flappo take a bow.
Terry
06-08-2005, 08:14 PM
Yeah, she does have a bit of chicken gizzard action going on around her neck. Maybe a bag over her head WOULD be needed.

I'm thinking more along the lines of bending her over, sticking her head into the toilet bowl and giving her a good poke from behind.

I definitely don't want to stick it in Heaton's MOM. She's gotta be pushing 70. Would have to do some maneuvering for a poke in the adult pampers on that one, and be-lieve-you-me, I ain't going for THAT biz twice!
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 08:18 PM
twice! :D

If you put her head in the toilet while you are cheek slapping her from behind- what do you do for an "after sex kiss"? Or what?... you kiss the chick after sex? :D
Rikk
06-08-2005, 09:50 PM
She's nauseating. I wouldn't go near this ugly broad.
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 09:57 PM
I say put her on Desperate Housewives now that she's out of work.

That show could stand some new blood. I'm thinking the unassuming lesbian widower down the street. Nothing says ratings like Raymond's wife womb wading Terri Hatcher on the hood of a Excalade.
Rikk
06-08-2005, 09:59 PM
:p

If you're gonna have a lesbian subplot, can we at least get a sexy older woman?
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
She's nauseating. I wouldn't go near this ugly broad.

Theres the Fabby tits! :D I told you Id follow. LMAO
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
:p

If you're gonna have a lesbian subplot, can we at least get a sexy older woman?

Would you fuck Farrah Fawcett?
Big Troubles
06-08-2005, 10:02 PM
I know Id get her to paint my house! :D
Rikk
06-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Would you fuck Farrah Fawcett?

Hmm. The PLAYBOY photos make me say yes.

Other news articles and pictures make me say grilled-cheese sandwich.
Rikk
06-08-2005, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Theres the Fabby tits! :D I told you Id follow. LMAO

:p
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
:p

If you're gonna have a lesbian subplot, can we at least get a sexy older woman?

:D

What about that Vargas lady that sit's in for Jennings? Like, loosely playing herself as a horny, bi-sexual, cul-de-sac owning journalist.

"Oh, I love this neighborhood...I've had it up to here with city life. Speaking of having it up to here, have you seen the size of the kitchen island?"

Fade to Terri Hatcher glancing towards Vargas' smoky panty hose.
Rikk
06-08-2005, 10:15 PM
:p

I'd love to see a lesbian subplot on that show. I would stay hard for at least three minutes afterwards!:D

Let's say Teri Hatcher and a digitally-created Jessica Tandy from her DRIVING MISS DAISY days!:)
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 10:16 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
Would you fuck Farrah Fawcett?

If struggling to find a side gets old, just slam one of her nipples in the dishwasher door.
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Rikk
:p

I'd love to see a lesbian subplot on that show. I would stay hard for at least three minutes afterwards!:D

Let's say Teri Hatcher and a digitally-created Jessica Tandy from her DRIVING MISS DAISY days!:)

Fucking MAUDE!!!!
:D
Fab's Lawyer
06-08-2005, 10:17 PM
How about my client? Must you guys always overlook her?

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=550062
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 10:19 PM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
way to keep the site going! :D "I'd stick it in her bum." Change BUM to MOM and you got yourself a cameraman. :D

LMMFAO!!!!!
rustoffa
06-08-2005, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Fab's Lawyer
How about my client? Must you guys always overlook her?


Ahhh, the moonwalk episode.

Intriguing.
:D