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FasterPussycat
06-09-2005, 01:41 AM
My limit is about 3-5 bottles (cans) of beer or glasses of cocktail!!
:cool:

vanzilla
06-09-2005, 02:15 AM
I've gotta wee-wee after about 3 beers.

MAX
06-09-2005, 02:47 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
My limit is about 3-5 bottles (cans) of beer or glasses of cocktail!!
:cool:

Oh come on, you're a friggin' pro?

A racist cumdumpster like yourself ought to at least hold a twelver of Pabst before blowing and gulping all of the grand dragons or whatever the fuck they're called.

Golden AWe
06-09-2005, 03:13 AM
what is this thread.

and what's wrong with her signature?

Golden AWe
06-09-2005, 03:13 AM
i need to poo-poo every now and then.

0-20 times a day.

bueno bob
06-09-2005, 05:07 AM
WetterPussyflaps, I know how much shit you can hold. You're full of it. Every post proves it. Smile! :)

Warham
06-09-2005, 06:32 AM
FasterPussyFlaps can hold about 10cc of liquid.

fryingdutchman
06-09-2005, 06:49 AM
Enough to give you a golden shower you'd NEVER forget.

DLR7884
06-09-2005, 10:10 AM
That's funny....FesteredStinkyCunt was bragging to me how many 40 oz. Olde English's she could hold the other night.

DLR7884
5-6 40's in a 3 hour span.

bueno bob
06-09-2005, 10:13 AM
Now is that before or after she goes to the local bars to give out free handjobs?

Albert's Shrink
06-09-2005, 10:25 AM
My medical records show that she can hold 10 gallons of baby batter in her right cheek alone. Impressive.

canadiandlrgirl
06-09-2005, 10:59 AM
LMAO!!:D

diamondsgirl
06-09-2005, 12:18 PM
She can hold a lot of fluid because thats all she's getting.

This sheep is on an all liquid diet because she's getting too fat...do not feed her.

I'll put the sign around her neck

"Water Only"

also, keep her seperate from the male sheep

you smell that?

its mating season....

bueno bob
06-09-2005, 12:19 PM
Gaaah!

Damn sheep are getting fiesty! Where's Merle when you need him? :rolleyes:

diamondsgirl
06-09-2005, 12:33 PM
I'll take care of it Bob...

I got a room for her in the back of the pen

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/torture_chamber.jpg

canadiandlrgirl
06-09-2005, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I'll take care of it Bob...

I got a room for her in the back of the pen

http://www.melbourne.indymedia.org/uploads/torture_chamber.jpg
lmao

bueno bob
06-09-2005, 12:38 PM
Hell yeah!

Git R done! And stuff!

Matt White
06-09-2005, 01:00 PM
Merle has been busy seranading the SHEEP after his STUNNING victory on "AMERICAN IDOL"!!!

He'll glady lend DG a hand!!!:D

Anonymous
06-11-2005, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
My limit is about 3-5 bottles (cans) of beer or glasses of cocktail!!
:cool:

Lemme get this straight... drinking or enema style? :confused: :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Redballjets88
06-11-2005, 12:25 AM
most i have ever drank was 2 1/2 40's but i was dead and then me and a friend split a bottle of jack....all i know is that it wasnt very fun

FasterPussycat
06-11-2005, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
most i have ever drank was 2 1/2 40's but i was dead and then me and a friend split a bottle of jack....all i know is that it wasnt very fun

you weren't suppose to drink, young man!!! 17 yr old, Puh-leeeze!!:rolleyes:

FasterPussycat
06-11-2005, 08:21 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Lemme get this straight... drinking or enema style? :confused: :D

Cheers! :bottle:

Now, behave yourself!!!
:p

bueno bob
06-11-2005, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Look at me! I'm an attention starved ignorant cunt!

zeronumber
06-11-2005, 11:08 AM
Some how I feel some people here can really use a Midol and a brownie...

FasterPussycat
06-11-2005, 11:11 AM
My thread are hopping today!!!
Thanks boys!!!! :)

kentuckyklira
06-11-2005, 11:19 AM
1-1,5 gallons of beer.

zeronumber
06-11-2005, 11:26 AM
Back in the day, I used to drink a case or so a day, before having to piss my brains out.

FasterPussycat
06-11-2005, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by zeronumber
Back in the day, I used to drink a case or so a day, before having to piss my brains out.

what do you mean "back in days"...you are only 20 yr old, you're not suppose to drink legally anyway!!!:D :D

PETE's lmsHADOW
06-12-2005, 06:55 PM
I can hold incredible amounts of shit, it's runny, so I'd say it qualifies as a liquid!

tjvhou812
06-12-2005, 08:01 PM
does it seem sheep in here to you

fryingdutchman
06-13-2005, 05:01 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
My thread are hopping today!!!
Thanks boys!!!! :)

Vu? Dat you?

Antman
06-13-2005, 09:30 PM
I once filled three bottles of Rolling Rock at a club once when I couldn't make it to the john and had a little left over that I spilled on the wall. I also used to time my pisses when I'd get home from goin out. I think my record was something like 3 minutes plus. It was one of those pisses that you hold in so long that it friggin hurts to even stand up straight.

Katydid
06-13-2005, 11:08 PM
Anyone who would like to come to my AA meetings on Wed. nights at 7:30 EST are welcome. They are in the Chat Room at: rotharmy.org
Just type it into the top address bar and hit go.

Rikk
06-13-2005, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Katydid
Anyone who would like to come to my AA meetings on Wed. nights at 7:30 EST are welcome. They are in the Chat Room at: rotharmy.org
Just type it into the top address bar and hit go.

I told you not to show your face around here again.

Quit visiting. You're not wanted here.

ALinChainz
06-13-2005, 11:20 PM
No one visits the piece of shit site she has up , which is why she keeps coming here.

If she stood for what she claims, she wouldn't be here.

She is a lonely, pathetic hag who can't scrounge anyone up to visit her site except the grandkids.

Why else would she use the name "rotharmy".

The only thing anyone wants to visit of Katy's is her funeral, and that in itself will be a lonely event.

Ozzy Fudd
06-13-2005, 11:36 PM
I've ben told i can hold my Lick-her or something like that .
And Happy Birthday to You. hope ya hold your liquid at your party.
:gulp:

FasterPussycat
06-14-2005, 12:05 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
No one visits the piece of shit site she has up , which is why she keeps coming here.

If she stood for what she claims, she wouldn't be here.

She is a lonely, pathetic hag who can't scrounge anyone up to visit her site except the grandkids.

Why else would she use the name "rotharmy".

The only thing anyone wants to visit of Katy's is her funeral, and that in itself will be a lonely event.

wow, you know for some reason you were coming off as a reasonable guy, i guess i was wrong!!
believe me i am not an alias nor attention seeker!!
do you read some post how these sheep-pen boys and rg are flaming on me?
i am just returning their favors!!! i am here to talk about music!!
if they don't follow me, i can leave them along as well!! it is that simply!

FasterPussycat
06-14-2005, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
I've ben told i can hold my Lick-her or something like that .
And Happy Birthday to You. hope ya hold your liquid at your party.
:gulp:

thanks! yup, i am planning to have plenty liquior on my birthday!!!

tjvhou812
06-14-2005, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Katydid
Anyone who would like to come to my AA meetings on Wed. nights at 7:30 EST are welcome. They are in the Chat Room at: rotharmy.org
Just type it into the top address bar and hit go.

close your legs, it stinks in here

diamondsgirl
06-14-2005, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
wow, you know for some reason you were coming off as a reasonable guy, i guess i was wrong!!
believe me i am not an alias nor attention seeker!!
do you read some post how these sheep-pen boys and rg are flaming on me?
i am just returning their favors!!! i am here to talk about music!!
if they don't follow me, i can leave them along as well!! it is that simply!

you are such a stupid bitch

FasterPussycat
06-14-2005, 12:26 AM
oh RG, you came back!!!
kinda miss your old hag face!!!
:D

MAX
06-14-2005, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
oh RG, you came back!!!
kinda miss your old hag face!!!
:D

You're just jealous cos she isn't fat and ugly (both inside and outside) like your pathetic ass.

You're time is gonna come you fucking swine.

*OINK!!!* or should I say..................... MOO!!!

ALinChainz
06-14-2005, 01:05 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
wow, you know for some reason you were coming off as a reasonable guy, i guess i was wrong!!
believe me i am not an alias nor attention seeker!!
do you read some post how these sheep-pen boys and rg are flaming on me?
i am just returning their favors!!! i am here to talk about music!!
if they don't follow me, i can leave them along as well!! it is that simply!

I was talking about Katydid, not you.

If you read the thread correctly, my post was in response to her, not you.

She is another flake that crave attention, even if it's bad.

scottydabodi
06-14-2005, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
I'm lms and everyone knows it... I also eat used douche bags...

Figures...

canadiandlrgirl
06-14-2005, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by tjvhou812
close your legs, it stinks in here LOL

BenJammin
06-14-2005, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat

How much liquid can you hold???

My limit is about 3-5 bottles (cans) of beer or glasses of cocktail!!



About 10 gallons... (2)-5 gallon buckets, one in each hand.

Am I the winner?!

FasterPussycat
06-14-2005, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by BenJammin
About 10 gallons... (2)-5 gallon buckets, one in each hand.

Am I the winner?!

It's not over yet!!! :)

rustoffa
06-14-2005, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
It's not over yet!!! :)


I think I got it.

It's about erosion.

Am I right?

rustoffa
06-14-2005, 11:34 PM
What is EROSION.

FasterPussycat
06-14-2005, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by rustoffa
What is EROSION.

:confused:

I need Cliff Notes™!!

rustoffa
06-15-2005, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
:confused:

I need Cliff Notes™!!


I'm thinking even more expalnatory.

Have you tried the WEBMD™ site?

I frequent that motherfucker. Pants-loss, exile in cubeville, Swizzlers: the big lie....you name it.

I've noticed they have a little section on coloring books. I clicked on it and was MORTIFIED.

I sent a "cry for help" deal after my mortifization©. It was about you.

I told those dipshits straight up, with proxy, that your prowess in painting with doodoo was unrivaled. Like fucking spewing! They understand cuntpletely about your knack for painting shit across websites!

Go there now. Run like a belly full of EXLAX.

You're the SHIT!

FasterPussycat
06-15-2005, 12:09 AM
Welcome to the "fasterpussycat has to go" campaign!!! :)

diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 12:36 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Welcome to the "fasterpussycat has to go" campaign!!! :)

its everywhere you are :)

FasterPussycat
06-15-2005, 12:41 AM
You think?? :)

MAX
06-15-2005, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
You think?? :)

and you stink!!!

GET SOME HELP!!!

WE FUCKING LOATHE YOU!!!

diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 12:48 AM
The Twat here once told me that her nutcase Mom used to make her drink water and then play the piano for hours. She made her keep drinking and drinking and wouldn't let her empty her bladder, even when she cried in pain. Then, her Mom would hang her upside down and if she had an accident she would be beaten.

This is why she married an abusive man. This is why she has multiple personalities. This is why she loves any kind of abuse she can get, even at the hands of strangers on the net. This is why she starts threads about holding liquid.

Right Sybil?

diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
You think?? :)

I know.

MAX
06-15-2005, 12:56 AM
"Sybil?"

I don't get it? :confused:

Rikk
06-15-2005, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
The Twat here once told me that her nutcase Mom used to make her drink water and then play the piano for hours. She made her keep drinking and drinking and wouldn't let her empty her bladder, even when she cried in pain. Then, her Mom would hang her upside down and if she had an accident she would be beaten.

This is why she married an abusive man. This is why she has multiple personalities. This is why she loves any kind of abuse she can get, even at the hands of strangers on the net. This is why she starts threads about holding liquid.

Right Sybil?


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=447504
FAB, playing the piano

Rikk
06-15-2005, 12:58 AM
Originally posted by rustoffa
I'm thinking even more expalnatory.

Have you tried the WEBMD™ site?

I frequent that motherfucker. Pants-loss, exile in cubeville, Swizzlers: the big lie....you name it.

I've noticed they have a little section on coloring books. I clicked on it and was MORTIFIED.

I sent a "cry for help" deal after my mortifization©. It was about you.

I told those dipshits straight up, with proxy, that your prowess in painting with doodoo was unrivaled. Like fucking spewing! They understand cuntpletely about your knack for painting shit across websites!

Go there now. Run like a belly full of EXLAX.

You're the SHIT!

:p

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by MAX
"Sybil?"

I don't get it? :confused:

have you seen the movie called Sybil?

its about a chick who landed 16 personalities because her mom abused her

this bladder thing was a pretty shocking scene in the movie

MAX
06-15-2005, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Rikk
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=447504
FAB, playing the piano


ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, that pic has been used against me so many times that I never realized how hilarious it is when used against someone else.

Rikk
06-15-2005, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by MAX
ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck, that pic has been used against me so many times that I never realized how hilarious it is when used against someone else.

:D

It is probably my most used picture and definitely my favorite.:)

MAX
06-15-2005, 01:08 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
have you seen the movie called Sybil?

its about a chick who landed 16 personalities because her mom abused her

this bladder thing was a pretty shocking scene in the movie

I've never heard of the flick? Sounds creepy. :eek:

Oh, your pm box is full again.

Dan
06-15-2005, 01:44 AM
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diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 01:46 AM
it was very creepy...just like pussytwat

ThrillsNSpills
06-15-2005, 08:24 AM
In all fairness Fasterpussygunt has encyclopedias worth of PM's stating that her conduct is acceptable.

since she has been honest we should cut her a break.

(a break from the Roth Army)

the permanent kind

oops tried that

diamondsgirl
06-15-2005, 10:05 AM
you mean her Ms. Conduct... ;)

canadiandlrgirl
06-15-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
it was very creepy...just like pussytwat
LOL