An open plea to SweetSecrets

[Seshmeister]

SweetSecrets I like to pride myself on having quite a strong stomach. I've been around death and am comfortable enough in an operating room watching heart surgery without even the slightest queeziness.

During the last couple of weeks though I've found myself suddenly and copiously vomiting all over my computer screen. As I'm slowly cleaning underneath the keys on the keyboard trying to remove little pieces of semi digested food while retching uncontrollably I've had some strange looks from colleagues and friends.

I tell them that it must be something I've eaten however everyone on this forum will know immediately I'm talking about your signature.

Is there any way you could perhaps replace your it with something less horrific like a picture of an ex suicide bomber from www.rotten.com or Sammy Hagar getting an enema from a naked Rosanne Barr and keep your sickly gushings a SweetSecret? If only even to save Panamark the toe curling embaressment?

Thanks in anticpation of your help in this matter.

:gulp:

[Golden AWe]

mr. turnaround stomach...

[Seshmeister]

Que?

[Golden AWe]

what kind of a signature does she have?

some semi-naked man?

picture of me?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
SweetSecrets I like to pride myself on having quite a strong stomach. I've been around death and am comfortable enough in an operating room watching heart surgery without even the slightest queeziness.

During the last couple of weeks though I've found myself suddenly and copiously vomiting all over my computer screen. As I'm slowly cleaning underneath the keys on the keyboard trying to remove little pieces of semi digested food while retching uncontrollably I've had some strange looks from colleagues and friends.

I tell them that it must be something I've eaten however everyone on this forum will know immediately I'm talking about your signature.

Is there any way you could perhaps replace your it with something less horrific like a picture of an ex suicide bomber from www.rotten.com or Sammy Hagar getting an enema from a naked Rosanne Barr and keep your sickly gushings a SweetSecret? If only even to save Panamark the toe curling embaressment?

Thanks in anticpation of your help in this matter.

:gulp:


LMAO!!! Ahhhh....women in love. :)

[fryingdutchman]

I really like Panamark myself...(not in the way SweetSecrets does, of cours)

But I gotta admit I found that signature a bit much to digest.

I can't believe that Panamark wouldn't kill an insect!

C'mon...aren't flies in Australia the size of small dogs?? :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
what kind of a signature does she have?

some semi-naked man?

picture of me?

You lazy fucking Finnish funster I jost lost my lunch thanks to you.


EXHIBIT A - The Offensive Signature



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT PANAMARK:

1. The way he looks in the morning - His hair is all messy from his dreams, and he reminds me of childhood.

2. The way he kisses me - He takes me into our own little bubble, and it is here I feel the safest. I'd rather kiss him than breathe.

3. The way he worries about everything, just like me.

4. How he won't hurt any innocent creature (even insects), and saves animals that are in the road.

5. He puts everyone before himself. He is the most selfless man I have ever met.

6. How he values innocence.

7. All the different smiles he has. I love the way he smiles after he says something funny.

8. All sides of him: The responsible intellectual business man and also the creative, romantic, yet metal head rocker
from Down Under.

9. The little boy in him as well as the chivalrous man he is.

10. His need to protect those he loves.

11. He's my hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear!

12. His hands. I love the way they touch me and reflect the way he perfectly understands me.

13. He is the best guitar player I have ever heard. He also looks very sexy playing my Paul.

14. He snores,...and it is the cutest thing in the world!

15. His accent! You have to be an American girl to understand this!

THIS IS REALLY A NEVER ENDING LIST>>>>>

[Seshmeister]

http://www.corkscrew-balloon.com/02/11/1bkk/img/05d.jpg

[fryingdutchman]

LMFAO!! :D

[Seshmeister]

The biggest irony of all about this is she's talking about an Australian for fuck sake.

At school they teach them how to fart, belch, burp, and scratch their balls and arse simultaneously while saying "nice tits Sheila, fancy a root".

All this before they even reach puberty and start to let themselves go a bit.

Poor kid is in for a hell of a shock...:)

[Golden AWe]

that's DIS-GUSTING!!!

[SweetSecrets]

Wow!

I would have thought there were about a million signatures on this forum that deserve more of a bashing than mine does.

Sorry to sicken you, but I like my signature. :(

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I like my signature.

That's all that matters! :)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Wow!

I would have thought there were about a million signatures on this forum that deserve more of a bashing than mine does.

Sorry to sicken you, but I like my signature. :( i like your sig too i think it is sweet:)

[SweetSecrets]

Thanx girls.

[SweetSecrets]

I just wanted to do something really sweet for him, and I thought it was creative.

[Rikk]

I think it's cool, MARY. I mean, I'm not gonna spend my time reading it (:D), but P-MARK is one of my best buds at this site and a great guy (except when he edits my posts without provocation!:p). Considering some of us are open enough to talk about getting hard-ons or posting pictures of FAB's awful tits, I think a simple expression of affection is no big deal.

[Guitar Shark]

LMAO @ this thread

I am always amused by people who make their love lives so public. I could never do that.

The sig doesn't really bother me, I just scroll through it.

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LMAO @ this thread

I am always amused by people who make their love lives so public. I could never do that.

The sig doesn't really bother me, I just scroll through it.

It's not like I've posted descriptive pictures or something.

Honestly, I don't get it? Knowing the content in this forum, I'm a bit shocked that people think I am making MY life PUBLIC!??

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
I just wanted to do something really sweet for him, and I thought it was creative.

something really sweet?

next time buy him a case of beer for fuck's sake!!!

[Warham]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
It's not like I've posted descriptive pictures or something.

Honestly, I don't get it? Knowing the content in this forum, I'm a bit shocked that people think I am making MY life PUBLIC!??

It's OK, SS.

I'd rather see your sig than pictures of FLAB's tits and face anyday.

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Rikk
or posting pictures of FAB's awful tits


:eek:

For real? How did I miss that?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
:eek:

For real? How did I miss that?

You were lucky?? :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Ain't love grand.

I think it's sweet, even though I did lose my lunch.

Congrats.

[Mr Badguy]

Does Panamark like bushtucker?

If he does then chances are he wouldn`t only harm an animal (or insect), he would eat it as well.

When he`s on "walkabout".

[MAX]

Shit,

Chill out Seshy boy. If a dude were doing it, I could understand but tis' a woman and a stellar one at that.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I am always amused by people who make their love lives so public. I could never do that.

I know Honey and that's why I never flaunt our pm's. As you know, tons of romantic stuff. *hubba* I told you I'd never kiss and tell Shaky baby. ;) :p

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by MAX
Shit,

Chill out Seshy boy. If a dude were doing it, I could understand but tis' a woman and a stellar one at that.

Even if this simpering post is an attempt to get some CyberPussy as some new age man then it's still wrong.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
It's not like I've posted descriptive pictures or something.

Honestly, I don't get it? Knowing the content in this forum, I'm a bit shocked that people think I am making MY life PUBLIC!??

If you want to be wetter than a barracuda's bathing costume in your own time that's great, I'm happy for you, Mark's a cool guy I've eKnown for 5 years.

All I'm asking is that you stop making us all vomit with this public display.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Even if this simpering post is an attempt to get some CyberPussy as some new age man then it's still wrong.

Sesh,

In case you didn't know, SweetSecrets and Panamark are a REAL couple.

I've always liked you, don't make me pull some tricks my old mentor Seen taught me to use on you. :p

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Sesh,

In case you didn't know, SweetSecrets and Panamark are a REAL couple.

I've always liked you, don't make me pull some tricks my old mentor Seen taught me to use on you. :p

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

Max...I think he was referring to you trying for some cyberpussy when you said:


Originally posted by Maxiwhipped

Shit,

Chill out Seshy boy. If a dude were doing it, I could understand but tis' a woman and a stellar one at that.

[MAX]

Thanks DG.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Even if this simpering post is an attempt to get some CyberPussy as some new age man then it's still wrong.

:p

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Thanks DG.

you're welcome :)

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
The biggest irony of all about this is she's talking about an Australian for fuck sake.

At school they teach them how to fart, belch, burp, and scratch their balls and arse simultaneously while saying "nice tits Sheila, fancy a root".

All this before they even reach puberty and start to let themselves go a bit.

Poor kid is in for a hell of a shock...:)

Ok, Im going to give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume that
I havent told you our situation.

SweetSecrets will be in no shock. Dude, we have already lived together.
(Many times !)

This has been going on for a long time. We have committed ourselves
fully. You may find it sick, whatever. We continuously bounce poetry
and lyrics off each other. Her sig is no surprise to me. The woman
has a Masters of Science and is the best musician and writer
I have ever met. What can I say ? I am equally smitten.

This relationship has been the most incredible thing that has
ever happened in my life. I wish everyone our happiness.

For christ sakes, its a text sig. What makes you so fucking
compelled to read it ??? You cant skip over it ??

You just come off sounding like a bitter old fuck.

Ive read your reviews of shows that included the "Seshmistress"
and your referals as to "Why I was reminded as to how much
I love this woman"...

Pass the vomit bag this way when you are finished with it.

Or are you in some elite internet expression of love club
that my fiance cant participate in ???

Sweetsecrets loves me. I love her. Get over it.

Her sig reminds me of "Why I love this woman so much"

Personally I think its the best sig Ive read on the whole site ! :)

I honestly cant believe you took the time to make such a big
deal of something so innocent. But hey, you have your life's
philosophies. By the way, did you know both my Fiance and
myself are direct scottish descent ??

Im glad to see you are not ashamed to express the love of
your wife in your postings. It must be a scottish thing hey ??

[DLR7884]

I was waiting for Pana to chime in.

DLR7884
:) Best of luck to both of you!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by DLR7884
I was waiting for Pana to chime in.

DLR7884
:) Best of luck to both of you!

Thanks mate ! The big day is not far away now. :D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Mr Badguy
Does Panamark like bushtucker?

If he does then chances are he wouldn`t only harm an animal (or insect), he would eat it as well.

When he`s on "walkabout".

I can eat Bushtucker if I have to.. But Im not an Aboriginal..
I dont usually go walkabout unless theres been large amounts
of Magic Mushrooms involved ! ;)

[Dan]

This Thread is Bullshit.Best of luck to Panamark and Mary.

[Seshmeister]

Oh no I've unleashed more Hallmark material...:D

Oh well if you can't beat them...

Have a good one when it comes Mark and SS!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by MAX
Sesh,

In case you didn't know, SweetSecrets and Panamark are a REAL couple.

I've always liked you, don't make me pull some tricks my old mentor Seen taught me to use on you. :p

Cheers!!!

:gulp:

Most of that seemed to consist of me teaching him the difference between your and you're.

It took me a few years but he seems to have it sorted now which makes me feel all warm inside.

I must put something in my sig about that so I appear less bitter...:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Oh no I've unleashed more Hallmark material...:D

Oh well if you can't beat them...

Have a good one when it comes Mark and SS!

Ha!

Your signature sure works now...

Where is this world going? People fall in love, get married...I'm worried?

WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE EVIL, FILTH, PORN AND BEING UNHAPPY ALL BY OURSELVES?

I need a drink.

[Golden AWe]

I think Sesh's original message and the humour in between the lines was A BIT misunderstood...

It was just the scotch way to say CONGRATS!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I think Sesh's original message and the humour in between the lines was A BIT misunderstood...

It was just the scotch way to say CONGRATS!!!

That's exactly how I read it, too.

Those who bashed Sesh may want to go to their local mechanic for their 100,000 mile check up. You may be low on Humor.:D

Humor deficiencies are no laughing matter [pun intended]

Having a low Humor Rate can lead to all sorts of other problems later in life [ see katydid ]

I suggest we all lighten up fer chrissake:cool:

[Susie Q]

You know, when you fall in love...no matter if it begins in internet land or where....you can't help but express yourself. I think because both Marky Mark and Sweetsecrets began their flirtatious thing on here, this is where they connect with 'their people' whom they share a lot in common with. Hell...look at me and diamond den (and any other stupid alias' he has had). As much of a dickhead this guy can be, and how much I wanna choke that bastard sometimes.....I remember all of our firsts and how I felt then. I do love that guy, as much as I loathe him. :p

He has endearing qualities too, which really warms my heart, and keeps me close to his heart. :)


Congratulations to Mark and Mary. Just keep it real, don't live in the kalidescope of roses and bunnies. You are going to argue (believe me we have our share!), you are going to 'hate that bitch, hate that bastard!', "Why does he leave that damn toilet seat up!", "why is she always late!", ect. Just remember what it was that made you feel like you do now, and you will be together forever. :)

P.S. I love Sesh :) He's the best damn animated character going on here! One of the classics!

Cheers! :gulp:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
That's exactly how I read it, too.

Those who bashed Sesh may want to go to their local mechanic for their 100,000 mile check up. You may be low on Humor.:D

Humor deficiencies are no laughing matter [pun intended]

Having a low Humor Rate can lead to all sorts of other problems later in life [ see katydid ]

I suggest we all lighten up fer chrissake:cool:

Exactly...my fav part must be PanaMark himself, the perverted mr. rotten humour, showing up as a ancient hero knight, defending his beloved princess from the scotch dragon...

Dahm I hate happy endings ;)

(and smilies too :p)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Panamark
Thanks mate ! The big day is not far away now. :D congrats panamark....the best of luck to both of you:)

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
This Thread is Bullshit.Best of luck to Panamark and Mary. i agree

[Seshmeister]

I'm glad a few of you got it if not the happy bunnies themselves...:)

It's nothing to do with how they met quite the opposite in fact.

If one of your pals turned up at the bar with his betrothed and she had printed a t-shirt with a message like that signature you might roll your eyes, politely smile and then when they left ask "What the fuck was all that about?, ah well maybe it's a private joke or something"

If she turned up for the next 3 weeks wearing the same t-shirt the very least you could do is give them a ribbing. It would be wrong not to...:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

[SweetSecrets]

"Bart! With $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like love"

-Homer Simpson

[Seshmeister]

I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...:D

[POJO_Risin]

And that my brother...is the fucking truth...

I'll never forget Sesh...the scenario you just mentioned nearly came to fruition about 12 years ago...

I had been dating this girl for about a year...not serious...but serious enough...

it was my birthday...and I was out with all my friends shooting pool...

I told her it was a guys night...lmfao...but she could come afterwards to my apartment if she wanted...

She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear...and a shirt that said, "It's my man's birthday..."

I still haven't lived that shit down...

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear

LMAO !!

I would never, not even as a joke. I don't even like to receive that shit myself. :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...:D

In 6 years #1-13 will be history, too:D

[Thorman]

Who is this?

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
In 6 years #1-13 will be history, too:D not if it is true love;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
not if it is true love;)

wanna bet;)

But you're a chick. You're allowed to be a sap:D

:cool:

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
wanna bet;)

But you're a chick. You're allowed to be a sap:D

:cool: hey, i'm far from being a sap....actually i don't even believe in true love i don't even believe in marriage, if you met my ex-husband you'd kno why..but im happy for panamark and sweetsecrets i hope they will have a long and happy marrige.....because not everyone has a happy ending

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
I don't care how much you love him in 6 months time #14 will no longer apply...:D

Its been over six months already ya undercooked haggis ! :D

[Panamark]

Thanks for the genuine well wishes in this thread !

Also thanks for the funny responses, GA you funny fucker !! :D

Sesh your T-shirt in the Bar analogy ??
Dude, you actually took the time to think up a comparison between
a textual signature on an internet message board and a real life
scenario ??

Fresh air time mate.. ;)

But thanks for the laughs anyways. (And the good wishes)

Im having a blast, Life Rocks !!

Rock on you crazy bastards !!!

[Seshmeister]

Mark I know you're going to worry like hell about this but there's an innocent fly buzzing about near my computer and I'm considering hurting it.

What would you do, try and rehabilitate it?

What's the best way to get it out of ones dreamy hair...?:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
And that my brother...is the fucking truth...

I'll never forget Sesh...the scenario you just mentioned nearly came to fruition about 12 years ago...

I had been dating this girl for about a year...not serious...but serious enough...

it was my birthday...and I was out with all my friends shooting pool...

I told her it was a guys night...lmfao...but she could come afterwards to my apartment if she wanted...

She shows up at the bar...with fucking roses...a stuffed fucking bear...and a shirt that said, "It's my man's birthday..."

I still haven't lived that shit down...

LMAO!

I'll see that and raise you...

One of my pals girlfriends used to sit in the bar beside him going through every long hair on his head biting off all the split ends.

Every fucking day.

It was sickening.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[flappo]

11. He's my hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear!


hahah , i call troll

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Seshmeister

One of my pals girlfriends used to sit in the bar beside him going through every long hair on his head biting off all the split ends.
Every fucking day.

Thats sick, in a public place no less....Beats her doing his pubes I guess....:D
Congrats Mark....:)

[Mezro]

The only thing I have learned today is that PMark is a hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear...LOL

Mezro...keep this to yourself if you ever end up in jail Mark...

[rustoffa]

If I see a pic of that DESTROYER with daisies and shit painted on it, I'll hurl like no tomorrow!

Cheers and best wishes to the both of ya.
:D

[BOMBER]

All the best to Panamark and Sweet Secrets,I think it's great that Panamark has someone so close,a shoulder to cry on if you will in his time of need.
Mate,the Blues are woefull.

[Katydid]

The guys create women aliases, and flirt with one another. Just makes you act gay. Grow up already.

Seshmeister, after all the crap you have posted (Jesus making a child do oral sex w/animation on him) Devil worship bondage, etc. You have no room to talk. You also post beastility pictures. If you were in America instead of Scotland you'd have your children taken away from you by now.

Po Jo teaching 5th. grade and posting the Fluff (women's pussy) thread.

The Sheep Pen huge avatars, and Alan the panther, and Mr. Grimsdale's celery stalk saying of Rikks makes me want to vomit.

But it does get a little old when Ally Kat and Sweet Secret who admittedly are having sex before marriage try to put on the sickening sweet little girl act. And all the guys jumping to their defense just show their ignorance.

Hell, grow up by the time I was 21 I was married with three children.
Anymore men and women want it both ways...sex and being single...that wasn't the way God intended it. Back in my day you were called sluts and whores.

Golden Awe bragging all time about his sexual conquests and helping keep Mr. Grimsdale's wank thread going.

When I was growing up if you were wanking you wasn't having enough to keep you busy and your hands were becoming the "Devil's workshop." People who wanked too much were considered mentally retarded.

Ya'll have given me enough Hell (in Sweet Secret's Case...her Panamark) I figure I owed you one. No thanks nessesary.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Mark I know you're going to worry like hell about this but there's an innocent fly buzzing about near my computer and I'm considering hurting it.

What would you do, try and rehabilitate it?

What's the best way to get it out of ones dreamy hair...?:)

Cheers!

:gulp:

Well, I dont know if I can be of much help old fella, you
have to actually have Dreamy hair to start with.
I couldnt imagine your hair holding too many flies me old mate ;)
Be thankful if the odd one still gets caught there..

:p

[Panamark]

Originally posted by rustoffa
If I see a pic of that DESTROYER with daisies and shit painted on it, I'll hurl like no tomorrow!

Cheers and best wishes to the both of ya.
:D

Fuck, dont give me nightmares !!

[MAX]

Awwww..........

NOW this thread is getting too sugary. lol. ;) :p

[Katydid]

You know what they say, People who advertise with big belt buckles, have a small penis, or a big pussy.

You could say the same for avatars...Where is Dlr7884 with his picture when you need him.

[Panamark]

Katydid, you are acting mighty unchristianly these days !

[Katydid]

Seshmeister, Your woman avatar looks like a babboon drinking vinager.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Mezro
The only thing I have learned today is that PMark is a hairy sexy Aussie teddy bear...LOL

Mezro...keep this to yourself if you ever end up in jail Mark...

Thanks for the advice Mate ! Did it help you at all ?? :D

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Panamark
Katydid, you are acting mighty unchristianly these days !

You started it encouraging Flappo to keep mistreating me. I found your post and posted it in the Webmasters site.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by BOMBER
All the best to Panamark and Sweet Secrets,I think it's great that Panamark has someone so close,a shoulder to cry on if you will in his time of need.
Mate,the Blues are woefull.

True !

I hope you have an equally suitable shoulder my fellow cellar dwellar ;)

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Katydid
You started it encouraging Flappo to keep mistreating me. I found your post and posted it in the Webmasters site.

LOL :D

Like Flappo needed my encouragement ??

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Awwww..........

NOW this thread is getting too sugary. lol. ;) :p

Shut up, Minimus. You're one to talk about when it comes to ruining threads with sugar.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Full Bug
Thats sick, in a public place no less....Beats her doing his pubes I guess....:D
Congrats Mark....:)

Oh God, can you imagine if she mis-bit doing that? :eek: I bet she wouldn't be coming to the bar anymore

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid

But it does get a little old when Ally Kat and Sweet Secret who admittedly are having sex before marriage try to put on the sickening sweet little girl act. And all the guys jumping to their defense just show their ignorance.


Um, excuse me...where the hell did that come from?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
The Sheep Pen huge avatars, and Alan the panther, and Mr. Grimsdale's celery stalk saying of Rikks makes me want to vomit.

I shoved a celery stalk up your daughter's ass the other day. Then she had to have a nice piss.

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/pee_pot.jpg

[fryingdutchman]

All the best to Panamark and SweetSecrets. :)

When is the big day, by the way?

[Panamark]

Thanks FD, I cant say the official date, just yet ;)

I can say that we will be permanently together next month.
The Airlines are about to go broke ! ! LOL :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Katydid
You also post beastility pictures.

Don't knock beastiality, without it you wouldn't have been born.

Oh and BTW I was talking to God last night and he said you were an insane old cunt.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Don't knock beastiality, without it you wouldn't have been born.

Oh and BTW I was talking to God last night and he said you were an insane old cunt.

Cheers!

:gulp:

I talked to God last night too, but he called her an insane old twat. Maybe he was in a worse mood when he talked to you.

[SweetSecrets]

Thanks for all the support guys and girls!

You all rock!

Oh,,,,and Rustoffa.....I would never let Mark put daisies on his guitar...Remember I am a fellow rocker myself.

and Daisy Rock guitars Suck!

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
Um, excuse me...where the hell did that come from?

I second that!??

[Warham]

Yeah, where was all that mentioned?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Warham
Yeah, where was all that mentioned?

Shut up, GAYHAM!:mad:

[candy]

So only virgins are sweet girls? Hmmm....

[Warham]

Well, I know for a fact that's not true!

Ha ha.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Warham
Well, I know for a fact that's not true!

Ha ha.

Got something to tell us Ham?!

[Ally_Kat]

and Katydid needs to shut up. Oh, boo hoo, she had to "grow up" at 21.

Psh.

My grandmother had to venture out and take care of children at the age of 14. Moved from PA to NYC to take care of a wealthy family's kids. Then she got married at 16 and had her first kid before she was 17.

She could kick your alias ass.

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Rikk
I shoved a celery stalk up your daughter's ass the other day. Then she had to have a nice piss.

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/pissing/pee_pot.jpg

That is just fowl, Rikk!

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
and Katydid needs to shut up. Oh, boo hoo, she had to "grow up" at 21.


She could kick your alias ass.

Yea! So Katydid watch out! I am sure Ally has her grandma's genes! :D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
Oh,,,,and Rustoffa.....I would never let Mark put daisies on his guitar...Remember I am a fellow rocker myself.

and Daisy Rock guitars Suck!

Just kiddin'. :D

[SweetSecrets]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Just kiddin'. :D

better be ! ;)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by SweetSecrets
That is just fowl, Rikk!

:cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
:cool:

Oh shut up.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Oh shut up.

Are you out on parole? I thought the judge said because you are a danger to children you couldn't be released into society during your trial?

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
Are you out on parole? I thought the judge said because you are a danger to children you couldn't be released into society during your trial?


Hahahahaha.....

No, you're cuntfusing me with Sammy Who. lol.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Hahahahaha.....

No, you're cuntfusing me with Sammy Who. lol.

SAMMY WHO is a much better poster than you.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
SAMMY WHO is a much better poster than you.

Sure, why don't you make him a Pen Admin, eh? He could stalk the sheep and fill all of the thoughs with bongwater.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sure, why don't you make him a Pen Admin, eh? He could stalk the sheep and fill all of the thoughs with bongwater.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=569072

[MAX]

Sorry braaa.....

I don't speak the Dump language. I love the humor but just don't get it? :confused:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Sorry braaa.....

I don't speak the Dump language. I love the humor but just don't get it? :confused:

That's nothing to do with the DUMP, idiot. That's NAPOLEON WILSON from one of my favorite movies.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Rikk
That's nothing to do with the DUMP, idiot. That's NAPOLEON WILSON from one of my favorite movies.

Fuck off dweeb. I take back complimenting you in the music forum, you bitter little bitch. :)

[Rikk]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuck off dweeb. I take back complimenting you in the music forum, you bitter little bitch. :)

When did you compliment me, bitch?:D

[MAX]

Nevermind, I fucking thanked you but that's the same from me to you dickweed. lol. :cool:

[Ally_Kat]

you guys are classic. *munches popcorn*

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
you guys are classic. *munches popcorn*

One is bound to "take control" of the relationship:D


...not that there's anything wrong with that:cool:

[ThrillsNSpills]

Congrats Mark and Mary.

When the kids come just make sure all their names start with an "m."

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Panamark
Thanks FD, I cant say the official date, just yet ;)

Cause if he can have free sex, why marry?

I can say that we will be permanently together next month.
The Airlines are about to go broke ! ! LOL :D

Here is where you should have said, "Only if there is a wedding ring on my finger."

You are supposed to follow the sequence...
1. date
2. fall in love
3. get engaged
4. get married
5. have sex
6. have children

If you do these things you will be a responsible adult; and God will bless you. If you don't, you can't blame anyone except yourself.

You see, your body is a temple of God; made in his likeness. And those things I mentioned are sacraments...they help you grow in God's favor.

The other way is growing in Satan's favor.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid

You are supposed to follow the sequence...
1. date
2. fall in love
3. get engaged
4. get married
5. have sex
6. have children
7. Have your husband DUMP you for a real woman
8. Have your kids abandon you

.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Katydid
Here is where you should have said, "Only if there is a wedding ring on my finger."

You are supposed to follow the sequence...
1. date
2. fall in love
3. get engaged
4. get married
5. have sex
6. have children

If you do these things you will be a responsible adult; and God will bless you. If you don't, you can't blame anyone except yourself.

You see, your body is a temple of God; made in his likeness. And those things I mentioned are sacraments...they help you grow in God's favor.

The other way is growing in Satan's favor.

Here is my sequence.

1. have sex
2. date
3. get bored
4. find someone else
5. dodge phone calls
6. find out she's pregnant
7. go into hiding
8. fuck her one more time in celebration when i find out the kid isn't mine
9. then, truly never call her again

:)

[Katydid]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
and Katydid needs to shut up. Oh, boo hoo, she had to "grow up" at 21.

Psh.

My grandmother had to venture out and take care of children at the age of 14. Moved from PA to NYC to take care of a wealthy family's kids. Then she got married at 16 and had her first kid before she was 17.

She could kick your alias ass.

Maybe she is encouraging you to venture out and get married and get on your own, and have children.

If you are old enough to have sex, you are old enough to get married; and become a responsible adult.

There was no bo hoo to it; I loved being a wife and mother. Somewhere along the road of life, teachers taught everyone to wait until you had your Masters Degree and fulfilled your dreams before you married or had a family. How many of them ever did that? The ones who did...would you really want to be like them? Cause that's where you are headed.

You are not even guaranteed tomorrow. What would you have to show for yourself if you died?

I know there is more to life than basic needs. I'm a liscensed professional in my field. But how much better off would I be now if I had never married, had children, or grandchildren. Or what difference really would a BA or MA made in my life? More money...I have enough money to meet my needs. And I have lived alone 17 years and made it ok.

Cause God always makes a way where there seemeth no way. Just pray, do the best you can, and leave the rest up to God. He will supply your every need.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Here is where you should have said, "Only if there is a wedding ring on my finger."

You are supposed to follow the sequence...
1. date
2. fall in love
3. get engaged
4. get married
5. have sex
6. have children

If you do these things you will be a responsible adult; and God will bless you. If you don't, you can't blame anyone except yourself.

You see, your body is a temple of God; made in his likeness. And those things I mentioned are sacraments...they help you grow in God's favor.

The other way is growing in Satan's favor.

Katy, Katy, Katy... if you are going to pretend to be a Catholic at least do it right.

Falling in love, getting engaged, having sex, and/or children are not sacraments. There are only 7 sacraments and the only one you listed was marriage.

And if you follow the faith, which you so preach you do, there's this little thing of judge not lest ye be judged. You're not helping yourself by going around preaching down to people -- especially when you know nothing about how they are living. Me? I'm fully confident about my actions within my relationship to my fiance. If you're not, perhaps you should pray so that your attentions would be used to helping others instead of accusing others.

If you are Catholic then you also take in hand the belief that God governs who comes and goes. He has to the final word on when a life comes into the world and when it leaves it. If so, no one should be blaming anybody for a baby born out of wedlock cuz, apparently, God wanted that child, didn't He? Remember -- Mary was given Jesus before she was married to Joseph.

And did not God give His son so that our sins may be forgiven? Perhaps you have forgotten about another sacrament -- the sacrament of reconciliation, where if you do fall off the path and you are truley troubled about it and want forgivness, you can go and confess.

We're all sinners -- EVEN YOU, KATYDID. God does not throw us over to Satan just because we make a mistake. I think you need to go re-read the Prodigal son and where Jesus talks about leaving a flock to find the one wayward sheep because you are a lil far off base in your preachings there.


(editor's note -- I know that at least one of you out there is going to want to disect my lil rant here and challenge either the existence of God or how we should really live. I don't want another religion debate. No one is going to change the path I found myself on and I'm not going to change any paths any of you have found yourselves on. I, personally, am on the belief that the tower of Babel was more than just an explination of different languages in the world. Jesus, if you do believe in Him, said Himself that He was not here to bring unity but to cause seperation. I forget where in the Bible, but I do know it's there cuz of a Black Isrealite situation I had to cover for a paper. If you don't believe in God or ya hate Catholicism, it's noted, but this was for Katy as she should learn about a faith before she starts posing as it and telling others (or at least one as I cannot count for Mary or Mark's faiths) of the faith how they should lead their lives. I hope no one got offended. You know I e-love you all.)

[Katydid]

OH, and only when you "give" out of your need will God truly bless you. If you say, "I will when I can afford to..." Then you will never experience God's plan for you; because you have so little faith in him.

He doesn't let the sparrows of the field go hungry, aren't you worth more than them to him?

[Katydid]

Jesus wasn't born out of wedlock...he was God's only begotten son. Mary was a virgin.

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by Katydid
OH, and only when you "give" out of your need will God truly bless you. If you say, "I will when I can afford to..." Then you will never experience God's plan for you; because you have so little faith in him.

He doesn't let the sparrows of the field go hungry, aren't you worth more than them to him?

1. Nobody fucking asked you.
2. Nobody WOULD ask you.
3. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think.
4. If you were so religious, why would you keep coming back here when you have deemed it Satan's playground and everyone here "hetherns"?
5. Obviously, your own site and stupid ploy of using the Roth Army name isn't working, because here you are, still starving for attention.
6. No one wants to attend your AA bullshit or anything else that has to do with you and the fact that you would have a religious website and still troll here PROVES you're the hypocrite we have all said you were.
7. Fuck off and die.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Maybe she is encouraging you to venture out and get married and get on your own, and have children.

No, actually. She told me to go out and get my education because her father refused to let her have any schooling after 8th grade. She was a really smart woman, too.


Originally posted by Katydid
If you are old enough to have sex, you are old enough to get married; and become a responsible adult.

a) I'm engaged and planning a wedding
b) proof?
c) if only you knew the shit I take care of, you wouldn't accuse me of being anything less than a responsible adult


Originally posted by Katydid
There was no bo hoo to it; I loved being a wife and mother. Somewhere along the road of life, teachers taught everyone to wait until you had your Masters Degree and fulfilled your dreams before you married or had a family. How many of them ever did that? The ones who did...would you really want to be like them? Cause that's where you are headed.

I know that's where I'm headed, because I've already started my Master's Degree. I'm 21. I'll *should* have my degree before I turn 23.

It's not as much fulfilling my dreams to me as finding myself and being able to use it to earn the most money I can with my talent and thus be able to provide the best for my children. I heard how my grandparents suffered to provide for their five children. I watched how my parents had harder times securing jobs, despite their talents, because they were lacking a paper from a university. The one thing they taught me was to go for that paper with all I had and not to give up, because later in life, when I do have a family to help take care of, I won't have to worry about what job I can take to put food on the table.


Originally posted by Katydid
You are not even guaranteed tomorrow. What would you have to show for yourself if you died?

If I died tomorrow, what would I have to show for myself? What, I have to have a material object to prove my worth? Is that what your children are to you? Proof of your value? No, my children will never be proof of my "greatness". I won't live thru my kids.

Everyone who knows me in the real world knows what kind of friend and person I am. I have all my personal accomplishments, charity, personal relationships, and other's memories of me to show for myself. I don't need to flash them around.


Originally posted by Katydid
I know there is more to life than basic needs. I'm a liscensed professional in my field. But how much better off would I be now if I had never married, had children, or grandchildren. Or what difference really would a BA or MA made in my life? More money...I have enough money to meet my needs. And I have lived alone 17 years and made it ok.

Oh dear alias, I love children more than anything and i can assure you I'll have my own. As many as the good Lord will give and let me provide for. Getting married straight out of high school with no means to support you or your children is plain old stupid and is done without consideration of those children. I don't want to have money to just meet my needs. I want to make sure that my children never have to give up piano lessons or the sport of their choice because Mommy and Daddy don't have enough money for them to do it. I want to ensure that if the public schools in the area I settle in aren't up to par that I can find a private school that is to ensure they'll get a good education. I want to ensure that all my children will be able to attend college and that they won't have to take out $60grand in student loans and live in debt until they're 50 in order to do so. My mother never got to go to college because she was the youngest of five. I don't want to have to pick between which child is worthy enough for a future and which one isn't. Maybe you were comfortable with doing that, but I never want to do that.

In today's world you need a degree of some sort in order for an employeer to look at you or to make more than minimum wage. Maybe back in your day, great-grandma, you were able to eek outa living without any education but no-a-days you can't.

And once again, you are no one to preach on how to live a life.


Originally posted by Katydid
Cause God always makes a way where there seemeth no way. Just pray, do the best you can, and leave the rest up to God. He will supply your every need.

Look, I have a strong faith in the Lord and all, but God helps those who help themselves. You can pray all day and night for Him to put a steak on your plate, but afterwards you're going to be mighty hungry. I'm going my path. Just because I'm not getting married and knocked-up right after high school graduation doesn't mean I'm less of a person than you are.

God gave me some talents and I plan on thanking Him by using them. I would see it as spitting in His face if I didn't.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
Jesus wasn't born out of wedlock...he was God's only begotten son. Mary was a virgin.

Was Mary married to God? Is Joseph Jesus' biological father?

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Katydid
OH, and only when you "give" out of your need will God truly bless you. If you say, "I will when I can afford to..." Then you will never experience God's plan for you; because you have so little faith in him.

He doesn't let the sparrows of the field go hungry, aren't you worth more than them to him?

Katy, do you even know me? No, you don't. So unless this is one of my personal friends behind this alias, you sure are assuming much. You know nothing about how I live my life in the real world outside this interweb site.

Are you God and/or Jesus? No? Then stop judging me and my standing with the Lord.

[Katydid]

Katie Lee Daniels Roth


PART THREE
Temptation
God tells us that man is born imperfect and that he must use the opportunities and events in his earthly life to perfect himself as far as possible. He must use them according to the directions of his intelligence and according to the wisdom of God's law.

It is not however, easy to act always with this holy moderation. Man's feelings, moods, sentiments, appetites, and desires are not always willing to obey his intelligence. He sometimes feels too strong a love for some things and too weak a love for other things. This continual tendency to go to extremes is called temptation. Temptation is not sin. It tends to draw a man to do what he knows is wrong, and seeks to hold him back from what he knows is right.

Temptation simply brings out what is in a man. One knows himself better when he has dealt with temptation. It proves his faults and tests his virtues. Just how much he really desires to earn Heaven, is seen by what he does to reach it. How much he really loves God, is seen by how much he is willing to do for God. The first safeguard against temptation is to recognize it, to see it as it really is without its attractive camouflage.
My Daily Bread/Written by:Confraternity of the Precious Blood copyright 1954

... about me
B. Certain Temptations in Particular

Chapter 63
Vain Hopes
CHRIST:
MY CHILD, some men depend too much on human help or earthly remedies. They forget that every earthly thing is in my hands, and that without me nothing is of any help. Worldly men trust mainly in their own talents and possessions, or in the power and help of their friends.
2. Money, health, reputation, friends, admiration, superiority over others, these things seem like treasures to worldly men. Yet, these things are not really as valuable as they seem.
3. I am the treasure which brings peace and everlasting joy. When you have Me, you have the one treasure which cannot be taken from you. Hold on to Me by faith and loyalty. Do not depend too much on human beings or earthly helps. Your greatest hope should always be in Me.
4. My love for you will help you and save you where human friends fail and earthly thing are of no assistance.

THINK:
The man who lives only for what this life can offer him, is due to face great disappointment and bitter self-reproach. The things he depends on are short-lived. When his earthly life is over, he will see what a fool he is. Jesus alone can give the unbounded love and joy which the human heart craves, but the worldly man will find that he has lost Jesus.
PRAY:
My Jesus, in You I place all my hopes and desires. To You I offer all my sorrows, trials, and disappointments. Let me never treasure what can take me away from You, nor desire anything which can keep me from doing Your holy Will. No friend nor any created thing can take Your place in my life. Stay with Me and teach me how to live my life in union with You. Enlighten me, strengthen me, and correct me so I may seek You first and love You above all else. Amen.


... my family

[Ally_Kat]

Katy, Alcoholics Anonymous is not a substitution for Church and/or the Bible. If AA pamplets is what you depend on for your religion, then it looks like you might have swerved off the path.

[Katydid]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
1. Nobody fucking asked you.
2. Nobody WOULD ask you.
3. Nobody gives a flying fuck what you think.
4. If you were so religious, why would you keep coming back here when you have deemed it Satan's playground and everyone here "hetherns"?
5. Obviously, your own site and stupid ploy of using the Roth Army name isn't working, because here you are, still starving for attention.
6. No one wants to attend your AA bullshit or anything else that has to do with you and the fact that you would have a religious website and still troll here PROVES you're the hypocrite we have all said you were.
7. Fuck off and die.

1. No one asked you either.
2. Nobody WOULD ask you either.
3. Nobody gives a flying f what you think.
4. I can play in any playground I want to; you ain't the boss of me.
5. My site works fine. Plus I'm in Dave Roth's Poetry site (was invited) and also Mike's Writing workshop (was invited), plus a Christian Screenwriter'site, and George Eason's site (an actor who invited me), then some old si fi dude who is an actor, forgot his durn name... just in the past month.
6. I can come in here, I paid my dues.
7. You go first.

I can see you got well after being in the hospital. Old Sportswriters never die, just play their armchair games.

[Rikk]

http://poetry.rotten.com/bbk/boy-becames-a-klan-1.jpg

[SweetSecrets]

Katydid.....what gives you the right to judge another? Are you suggesting humans share this right with God?

Christians who rage HELL-FIRE in the faces of the nonbelivers turn them away much more frequently than a Christian who openly empathizes with human feelings. As a teacher of children..the first rule of thumb is that if children do not feel comfortable, how can we expect them to learn? SAME APPLIES HERE! If children feared my teaching, they would learn nothing in my class but to hate.

I personally believe "SATAN'S BEST WORK" is to use the Christian's own good against them....making the followers of Jesus look like a bunch of judgmental hypocrits and walking contradictions. THAT only helps his situation.

Nothing will turn a non-believer away quicker from Jesus then another human equal who throws all their problems in their face (denies their own) and says "Do like this or burn!". I have seen it first hand, and in fact, have found it virtually impossible to even talk about the love of God to those who have experienced this kind of judmental tone from another Christian.

In my opinion, which, NOTE **IS COMING FROM AN IMPERFECT HUMAN (something you can't seem to acknowledge, in yourself Katy)***, your approach, although honorable if authentic to Christianity, is actually turning more people away from Him then bringing them closer to knowing Christ.

If your goal is to try and turn people to the ways of Christ, you need to seek new methodolgies for doing so...because what you present to the world in judgmental accusations, is a God that seems cold and cruel. If you teach to fear...you teach to hate.

The bible is a never-ending story of forgiveness and love. The scripture revolves around those two elements 99% to l% talk of the hot flames of Hell.

EDITORS NOTE----READ ALLY'S LAST POST AND HER EDITORS NOTE...AND APPLY THAT HERE AS WELL,

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Katydid
1. No one asked you either.
2. Nobody WOULD ask you either.
3. Nobody gives a flying f what you think.
.

WE ALL ASKED HIM.

WE ALL WOULD ASK HIM

WE ALL GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT HE THINKS

You on the other hand can DIE anytime, please:cool:

[Full Bug]

Originally posted by Rikk
Here is my sequence.

1. have sex
2. date
3. get bored
4. find someone else
5. dodge phone calls
6. find out she's pregnant
7. go into hiding
8. fuck her one more time in celebration when i find out the kid isn't mine
9. then, truly never call her again

:)
Fucking classic bro....:D :cool:

[ALinChainz]

Isn't it funny how she now adds "Lee" to her name?

She can't get anyone to talk to her at her site and she's here amongst all the sin and porn that she says she detests.

She is just a lonely, old hag who doesn't even have a clue as to what her faith is, she doesn't know what she's blabbering about.

To me, it isn't any wonder her husband and kids all left her. And they couldn't get away fast enough.