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  • DrMaddVibe
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6682

    For Bueno Bob...yeah its "Star Wars" related...

    A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry.

    A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.

    Luke looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

    DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."

    LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

    DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

    LUKE: "No, that's not true! That's impossible."

    DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

    LUKE: "NO!"

    DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that queer brass droid of yours?"

    LUKE: "Threepio?"

    DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old."

    LUKE: "No."

    DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."

    LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

    DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"

    LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

    DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!' You make me sick."

    LUKE: "Shut up!"

    DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights!"

    LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

    DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of God, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"

    Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

    DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine. Get out of my sight, you loser!"

    Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.

    DARTH VADER: "AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
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  • Vinnie Velvet
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 4581

    #2
    Ha!

    I remember this one.

    Classic.
    =V V=
    ole No.1 The finest
    EAT US AND SMILE

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    • Dave's Bitch
      ROCKSTAR

      • Apr 2005
      • 5291

      #3
      Re: For Bueno Bob...yeah its "Star Wars" related...

      Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
      A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry.

      A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.

      Luke looks round, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

      DARTH VADER: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."

      LUKE: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"

      DARTH VADER: "No! I am your father!"

      LUKE: "No, that's not true! That's impossible."

      DARTH VADER: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true."

      LUKE: "NO!"

      DARTH VADER: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that queer brass droid of yours?"

      LUKE: "Threepio?"

      DARTH VADER: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was 7 years old."

      LUKE: "No."

      DARTH VADER: "Seven years old! And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp."

      LUKE: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!"

      DARTH VADER: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!"

      LUKE: "Well, it's not my fault."

      DARTH VADER: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith...waahhh wahhh!' You make me sick."

      LUKE: "Shut up!"

      DARTH VADER: "You're a slacker! By the time I was your age, I had exterminated the Jedi Knights!"

      LUKE: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!"

      DARTH VADER: "Oh, for the love of God, 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here baby!"

      Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it.

      DARTH VADER: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine. Get out of my sight, you loser!"

      Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft. Darth Vader looks after him.

      DARTH VADER: "AND GET A HAIRCUT!"
      LOL,i read this script about 5 years ago when i found it on the net but i completely forgot about it,its pure geneous

      good job DrMaddVibe
      I really love you baby, I love what you've got
      Let's get together we can, Get hot

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      • Soul Reaper
        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
        • Jan 2005
        • 8338

        #4
        LOL!!!!

        i'd laugh my ass off if that was in a director's cut of the film.
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