Grate News!!!!

[bueno bob]

Ladies and not-so-gentlemen, I have a grate announcement to make! I just got a call from the kind people at Sanctuary Records and it seems I've been PERSONALLY SELECTED from over 3 candidates to replace Daryl Dragon in...

THE NEW CAPTAIN AND TENNILLE!!

I've spoken with Tennie, and we've already come up with some grate ideas for our first tour! What we're going to do is re-record some of their famous albums, this time with myself handling keyboard duties - should be easy going since the musics already 34 years old or so! Afterwards, we'll go out on tour and play all of our favorites by request in a fan-friendly, impromptu sort of setting.

Check out some of the conceptual art we're working on for the new old albums!

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Afterwards, we're going to release a VH1 special, which we're currently filming - here's a sneak peak!

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We're already starting to do a little bit of promotion - here's us with our fan club president!

[bueno bob]

Ladies and not-so-gentlemen, I present to you the EPITAMY OF MUSICAL SUCCESS - THE VADER AND TENNILLE!

[guwapo_rocker]

Coming to a Holiday Inn lounge near you.

[bueno bob]

Yup, and proudly! We've even got a few gigs opening up for guys like Survivor, REO Speedwagon and Sammy Hagar!

[academic punk]

Grate news, indeed!!!

I can't wait to hear the rendition "The Force Will Keep Us Together"!!!!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Congrats! :)

[canadiandlrgirl]

goooooo bob:D
lmao

[bueno bob]

We're re-working "Butterscotch Castle" into "Coruscant Palace" right now! Should be a big hit with P. Diddy sampling tons of other people's shit into it! The kids'll like it, anyway.

[bueno bob]

Only got a little while left til the big tour comes up, then it's going to be non-stop business, all the time - guess I'd better get my free time workin' to some use...I'm gonna figure out how to beat Obi Wan yet, cuz this time I have the cheat codes! :mad:

[bueno bob]

Oooh, look! Already the fans are pouring in!

[canadiandlrgirl]

bob da man;)

[Rikk]

I can't wait for SITH-LORD LOVE, the highly anticipated follow-up to MUSKRAT LOVE.

[Nickdfresh]

Well it's still better than playing SAMMY HAGAR songs at a wedding gig.

Perhaps you could rewrite "The Imperial March" and add catchy, sappy lovey-dovy lyrics?

[Rikk]

Can you imagine taking your first-wedding-dance to the IMPERIAL MARCH? That would be pretty fucked up.:D

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Rikk
Can you imagine taking your first-wedding-dance to the IMPERIAL MARCH? That would be pretty fucked up.:D

Now that you guys mention it, there's an industrial metal version of the imperial march out floating around - I think i'm gonna have to do that.

[The Scatologist]

Originally posted by Rikk
Can you imagine taking your first-wedding-dance to the IMPERIAL MARCH? That would be pretty fucked up.:D

rofl

[classicdude]

Very LARG news, indeed!

[rustoffa]

Encore?

"Do That To Me One More Time"

Turn it into a point-of-orgasm deal....the whole Vader dark side finger choke at crescendo.

Then she's like holding her throat...getting up and turning it into a medley.....

"OOOH WHATCHA' DOIN'?.....YOU NEVA DONE IT LIKE THAT"...

One more sith choke out and the band plays y'all out while she's smiling and holding her throat.....

[Hardrock69]

GODDAMMIT!!!

Bueno Bob...this is the last straw!!!

5 stars bro.

Been laffing my fucking ass OFF while reading this...


Great fucking post.

Hail Bueno Bob!!!

[Hardrock69]

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