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Phil theStalker
06-30-2005, 11:23 PM
Did he git arrested?

Is he being bonked in da butt by his cell mate, Bubba?

He's such a nice guy, funny.

Where is he?


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LoungeMachine
06-30-2005, 11:29 PM
Witness Protection Program

Nickdfresh
06-30-2005, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Witness Protection Program

What'd he do this time? Fire-bomb a Mosque?:)

LoungeMachine
06-30-2005, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
What'd he do this time? Fire-bomb a Mosque?:)

How was he supposed to know flammable and inflammable meant the same thing :cool:

Seshmeister
07-01-2005, 12:10 AM
I think he turned into a religious nutcase or something.



Hmmm,

Redballjets88
07-01-2005, 12:11 AM
he was swallowed by a whale vagina

ELVIS
07-01-2005, 04:45 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
I think he turned into a religious nutcase or something.



Hmmm,

Actually, I have not been In church quite as much as I was...

At one point I was very involved with this really cute 25 year old chick, but lately I have been dating this 42 year old local pediatrician who never had children of her own...

She's really nice, and cute as well...

I yanked my home internet connection in hopes of persuing real life, or as Jesus says, life more abundantly...

BTW, the pediatrician is also a christian, the young girl is not...:D


Pray for me...


:elvis:

Greg

DrMaddVibe
07-01-2005, 10:29 AM
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

LoungeMachine
07-01-2005, 10:32 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

I Nominate Big Bad Brie :cool:

Just imagine the " I can close threads faster than you can" wars between him and Fordo:D

Seriously, he'd make a good mod in here

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?
Can we git a mod wit big tits? huh


:spank:

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 10:50 AM
Dr. LOVE is right-wing.;)

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Dr. LOVE is right-wing.;)
I don't have any wings.


:spank:

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:06 AM
Originally posted by Phil theStalker
I don't have any wings.


:spank:

No PHIL.;)

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
No PHIL.;)
Da right and da left wings.

They are broken wings.

There is only O1NE wing now, da CORPORATE wing.

America is FINISHED.


:spank:

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?


Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I Nominate Big Bad Brie :cool:

Just imagine the " I can close threads faster than you can" wars between him and Fordo:D

Seriously, he'd make a good mod in here

I concur.

To be fair, I rarely ever agreed with ELVIS on anything, but he was a good Mod here when he showed up. If he has indeed yanked his home internet connection because he's getting regular pussy, then perhaps he should take a que from Justice O'Conner. I really think Mods should have to show up to their forum on a regular basis, and not just wear the title as an epaulette on their user ID.

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I concur.

To be fair, I rarely ever agreed with ELVIS on anything, but he was a good Mod here when he showed up. If he has indeed yanked his home internet connection because he's getting regular pussy, then perhaps he should take a que from Justice O'Conner. I really think Mods should have to show up to their forum on a regular basis, and not just wear the title as an epaulette on their user ID.
If they don't have big tits, doo wee reely need any mods in dis forum? huh


:spank:

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Phil theStalker
If they don't have big tits, doo wee reely need any mods in dis forum? huh


:spank:

Yes PHIL. This forum needs good Modding at least as much as any other, if not more than any other forum on this website, with the possible exception of the MAIN.

Unfortunately, we have only one that shows up regularly.

And to be fair, both reds and blues need to be represented, even if it's not equally.

FORD
07-01-2005, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Can we get a right-wing mod then?

Doc's been leaning pretty far to the right lately.

FORD
07-01-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Yes PHIL. This forum needs good Modding at least as much as any other, if not more than any other forum on this website, with the possible exception of the MAIN.

Unfortunately, we have only one that shows up regularly.

What the Hell do you mean "unfortunately"?? :mad:

Guitar Shark
07-01-2005, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I Nominate Big Bad Brie :cool:

Just imagine the " I can close threads faster than you can" wars between him and Fordo:D


LOL!! :D

If not BBB, then I think we should consider thome. He'd close threads and nobody would understand why.

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by FORD
What the Hell do you mean "unfortunately"?? :mad:

:D I mean you shouldn't have to shoulder the load of semi-literate retards and trolls that come here to start stupid shit and bring the collective IQ of this forum down. That's all.

I really like DR. LOVE too, I don't think he's far to the right at all. But you are the only one that shows up.

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by FORD
Doc's been leaning pretty far to the right lately.
Actually, wee only need a sub mod f4or when FORD takes a vacation.

A person's leanings DON'T matter. They can post ANYTHING.

Wot matters is locking duplicate threads, keeping the language free of threats against da president and CHENEY, etc..

FORD is as good as having a hundred mods.

I've seen these "mods" all ova da place and most aff them, 99%, are assholes and cun't do da job rite.

Here's t2o you, FORD! :bottle: :guzzle: :gulp: :tits: :tits: :tits:



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Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL!! :D

If not BBB, then I think we should consider thome. He'd close threads and nobody would understand why.

I think we should fire all the current Mod's and make THOME and PHILTHESTALKER Mods in here.:D

Well, you have to admit...things would be interesting for a while.:p

Seriously, FORD does a great job though. But what good is having three Mods when two are MIA?

Phil theStalker
07-01-2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I think we should fire all the current Mod's and make THOME and PHILTHESTALKER Mods in here.:D

Well, you have to admit...things would be intyeresting for a while.:p

Seriously, FORD does a great job though. But what good is have three Mods when two are MIA.
Veeeeeery interesting...butt STUPID!


:spank:

academic punk
07-01-2005, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by ELVIS


BTW, the pediatrician is also a christian, the young girl is not...:D


Pray for me...


:elvis:

Greg

FUNNIEST...POST...EVER.

Good to know you're alive and (VEEEEEEERY) well!

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:44 AM
:DLMAO at the last two posts!

BigBadBrian
07-01-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Dr. LOVE is right-wing.;)


I consider Doc to be pretty balanced. He calls 'em like he sees them.
He's a good mod, nonetheless.

However, I put my request in with Pojo awhile back. ;)

Sometimes our current mods don't show up for weeks on end. :confused:

:gulp:

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by Phil theStalker
Veeeeeery interesting...butt STUPID!


:spank:

This is goin' in my sig PHIL! You're awesome!:D

ODShowtime
07-01-2005, 12:43 PM
I nominate Tom Vu.

ELVIS
07-01-2005, 05:41 PM
Hmmm...


:elvis:

Warham
07-01-2005, 05:46 PM
I don't think you guys are in on my nefarious plans.

I became a mod when Pojo asked me knowing full well that someday I wanted to mod this forum.

I'm just biding my time in the Pictures forum. :D

ELVIS
07-01-2005, 05:53 PM
Hmmm...


:elvis:

Warham
07-01-2005, 05:59 PM
Ha ha!

How are you doing, my southern conservative friend?

We've missed your imput in here lately...believe me.

academic punk
07-01-2005, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Warham
I don't think you guys are in on my nefarious plans.

I became a mod when Pojo asked me knowing full well that someday I wanted to mod this forum.

I'm just biding my time in the Pictures forum. :D

yeah yeah yeah yeah...

I'd be cool with 'ham modding the front line (hey! and jester can mod "the rear end")(dedicated to the heroes who are over 9 or 11 inches)...

Me, myself...I'm just gonna put my heels up, and wait for the word that W. has nominated me to replace O'Connor...

Itakenoshit
07-01-2005, 06:18 PM
I do not miss Elvis. I was never into his music. Besides Dave's music I am into revenge music like the musical group Dope. Tne have a song called Die Motha fucker Die. I love that song. Also Flaw group. Song called payback. Also Pantera has some good revenge music.

Right now I am cleaning my new glock that is a 45 caliber. I just love guns but I like knives better more personal.

Nickdfresh
07-01-2005, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
yeah yeah yeah yeah...

I'd be cool with 'ham modding the front line (hey! and jester can mod "the rear end")(dedicated to the heroes who are over 9 or 11 inches)...

Me, myself...I'm just gonna put my heels up, and wait for the word that W. has nominated me to replace O'Connor...

Jesterstar will have his own forum dedicated to him, it will be called The BACKSIDE.

He will 'sticky' such threads as "Watersports" and "Fisting 101."

DrMaddVibe
07-01-2005, 10:37 PM
DOn't give us "hmmmmmmmmm"'s!

You NEED to be here on a regular basis Elvis!

Daggone.

Ally_Kat
07-04-2005, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
but lately I have been dating this 42 year old local pediatrician who never had children of her own...

She's really nice, and cute as well...



So basically, translated, you've been busy trying to knock the pediatrician up. :D

Keeyth
07-14-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by Itakenoshit
I do not miss Elvis. I was never into his music. Besides Dave's music I am into revenge music like the musical group Dope. Tne have a song called Die Motha fucker Die. I love that song. Also Flaw group. Song called payback. Also Pantera has some good revenge music.

Right now I am cleaning my new glock that is a 45 caliber. I just love guns but I like knives better more personal.

Can you say "issues"? :cato:

BigBadBrian
08-02-2005, 02:40 PM
Elvis hasn't posted in over a month now.

I'm a tad worried about him....

Anyone here from him? :confused:

Nickdfresh
08-02-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Elvis hasn't posted in over a month now.

I'm a tad worried about him....

Anyone here from him? :confused:

He yanked his internet, remember? He's too busy being a New ORLEANS' player to the soundtrack of AEROSMITH's "Rag Doll."

Phil theStalker
08-02-2005, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
He yanked his internet, remember? He's too busy being a New ORLEANS' player to the soundtrack of AEROSMITH's "Rag Doll." Tit's caused upset stomachs in infants..


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