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Golden AWe
07-03-2005, 02:50 PM
Let's list some of the best things in life IN GRATITUDE for this summer...

1. Oily tits
2. "The first bite", meaning the first zip you take from a cold beer
3. Oily tits

Northern Girl
07-03-2005, 04:03 PM
a CVH reunion

canadiandlrgirl
07-03-2005, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
a CVH reunion

that would be nice:)

The Scatologist
07-03-2005, 04:25 PM
Whale Meat!


Errrr

Golden AWe
07-03-2005, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Whale Meat!


Errrr

you mean in bed or for dinner?

Matt White
07-03-2005, 04:37 PM
"Oily tits" :rockit2:

The Open Road

Lazy Sunday mornings

Hot Saturday nights

Golden AWe
07-03-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Oily tits" :rockit2:

The Open Road



Yesss...in Funland the best open road you can find is when you drive up north, to Lapland during the summer, when the sun doesn't go down for two months...ahh those summer nights.

Cathedral
07-03-2005, 05:06 PM
Two days of equal importance i can never top the great feeling of?

The days my two daughters were born.
Nothing has ever lifted me up so high while humbling me so much.

When my first daughter was born was the first day i realized that life wasn't just about me and what i wanted from it.
And since they were born my life has become all about them, and i love being called Daddy.

canadiandlrgirl
07-03-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Oily tits" :rockit2:

The Open Road

Lazy Sunday mornings

Hot Saturday nights

:D

canadiandlrgirl
07-03-2005, 05:22 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
you mean in bed or for dinner?

LOL....

Redballjets88
07-03-2005, 09:35 PM
yeah oliy tits is the greatest site to see ever

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 10:43 AM
http://www.viewpornstars.com/viewpornstarscomjunglebustsample.jpg

classicdude
07-04-2005, 10:56 AM
A nice long cycle ride...

Watching the surface of the lake explode as the 'big one' nails your lure...

An ice cold beer right after you worked up a sweat mowing the lawn...

superdave
07-04-2005, 11:00 AM
David Lee Roth

"Panama"

Bass Pale Ale

The site of a beautiful woman naked...

UGS
07-04-2005, 11:04 AM
Two words:
:blow:

And donuts. Boy, do I like my donuts.

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Cathedral
Two days of equal importance i can never top the great feeling of?

The days my two daughters were born.
Nothing has ever lifted me up so high while humbling me so much.

When my first daughter was born was the first day i realized that life wasn't just about me and what i wanted from it.
And since they were born my life has become all about them, and i love being called Daddy.

This is so beautiful, Cathedral!
You sound like a very good Dad...

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
a CVH reunion

Later that night;

More V.H. music (as discussing the show)...
A Campfire,
"Smirnoff Ice",
Marijuanna,
Cubain Cigars...
And (the most important), ALL my Loved Ones!

:p

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Later that night;

More V.H. music (as discussing the show)...
A Campfire,
"Smirnoff Ice",
Marijuanna,
Cubain Cigars...
And (the most important), ALL my Loved Ones!

:p


...but would you oil your tits if I brought the Smirnoff?

http://www.sostav.ru/articles/rus/2004/04.08/news/images/SmirnoffICE1.jpg

diamondsgirl
07-04-2005, 01:24 PM
Boys being boys :D

http://yoga.org.nz/images/dans/partner-dog.handstand-4.jpg

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Boys being boys :D



if i'm the only boy at the private party i'll oil yours as well...and give a relaxing massage

UFF

MASSAGING OILED GRRRLS BODIES...(not the necrophilia version)

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
...but would you oil your tits if I brought the Smirnoff?

http://www.sostav.ru/articles/rus/2004/04.08/news/images/SmirnoffICE1.jpg

My tits are well oiled, thank you!
;)
I'll take the "Smirnoff" anyway...
:p

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 03:01 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
My tits are well oiled, thank you!
;)
I'll take the "Smirnoff" anyway...
:p

UFFFF

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
UFFFF

:guzzle:
HHhhhha!!!
That was Good...

The Scatologist
07-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!

At a beach, in Hawai???
HOOOoooo Yeeaaah!

blonddgirl777
07-04-2005, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by The Scatologist
Listening to Yankee Rose on the 4th of July!

At the beach, in Hawai???
HOOOO YYYEEEEAAAAH!
:hula:

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:30 PM
I see you fat boy have started shit on my thread again!!!:)

here is little joke for you, fat fuck!!!

start with little lame one just like your ass!!!

Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he pees mayonnaise!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:30 PM
:)
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat there is a family of five living under his fat rolls!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he looks like a kind, gentle bison!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:31 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he has to bathe in the Caspian Sea!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:32 PM
This is my favorite one!!! :D

Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his anus canal was once mistaken for the entrance to a planetarium!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:32 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his cells have a lipid trilayer!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:33 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat when he dies, his body will take up an entire cemetery!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:33 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat one time he went swimming in the ocean and a whale tried to have sex with him! :D

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:33 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he ate a mile-long butter sandwich and washed it down with a gravy milkshake!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat if you look up the word "obese" in the dictionary, his picture is there!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat when he steps on a scale, it says 5,000 to the fat power!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his nickname is "Fat Fuck!"

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:34 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his fat cells keep eating each other!

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:35 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he wears a size 74

FasterPussycat
07-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he makes Michael Moore look like Adrian Brody!


See ya around, FAT FUCK!!!

Ally_Kat
07-04-2005, 09:11 PM
http://www.stupidguesttricks.com/vb3/images/smilies/deadhorse.gif

superdave
07-04-2005, 09:15 PM
Things you just can't TOP?

And I know academic punk would agree with me here...

The fact that Jesterstar.....is HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!!!

Golden AWe
07-04-2005, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat he makes Michael Moore look like Adrian Brody!


See ya around, FAT FUCK!!!

do you really, really think you're able to piss me off with those desperate jokes?

me, a man who's got his pics all over this site and some other site, me who's starting threads making fun of my own looks?

oooh...i've seen your pics in the past

i laughed!

Matt White
07-05-2005, 01:19 AM
PRON!!!!

FasterPussycat
07-05-2005, 10:17 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe

me, a man who's got his pics all over this site and some other site, me who's starting threads making fun of my own looks?

Really, where are they posted? All I've seen is 1 pic, and you are FAAAAT...like a saying something is better left unseen, and it refer to your pic...GROSS



Originally posted by Golden AWe
oooh...i've seen your pics in the past

i laughed!

Dream on FAT FUCK!!! You will never lay your eyes on this precious babe, not even in your wildest dream!!!

Matt White
07-05-2005, 11:24 AM
Pron will set us free!!!

Pron....all day everyday!

Golden AWe
07-05-2005, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Really, where are they posted? All I've seen is 1 pic, and you are FAAAAT...like a saying something is better left unseen, and it refer to your pic...GROSS




Dream on FAT FUCK!!! You will never lay your eyes on this precious babe, not even in your wildest dream!!!

if you weren't so stupid you'd look at some of the threads, like the G.I. thread THAT HAS PICS OF MEMBERS

you might also use the search option?

or you might even check out the link that says "www"?

unless you were a dork

a banned dork

dixlyn
07-09-2005, 11:26 PM
I'm new here as a member, and obviously don't know about everyone yet, but what's with FasterPussyCat? The "one liners" seemed to be on the level of an elementary school kid.

Golden AWe
07-10-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by dixlyn
I'm new here as a member, and obviously don't know about everyone yet, but what's with FasterPussyCat? The "one liners" seemed to be on the level of an elementary school kid.

she's a former poster using a new alias to start shit...a sour one.

ignore her and welcome to the army!

SweetSecrets
07-10-2005, 11:51 PM
1. Being with Panamark
2. Being held by Panamark
3. Kissing Panamark
4. Playing guitar and singing with Panamark playing guitar too

Big Troubles
07-10-2005, 11:55 PM
a morning shit.
well rolled joint/packed full bong
getting head, while watching tv.

Golden AWe
07-11-2005, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by Big Troubles
a morning shit.
well rolled joint/packed full bong
getting head, while watching tv.


or all of them simultaneously?

:D

flappo
07-11-2005, 02:56 AM
not being lou

did faster pussycunt get banned ?

:)

exc

Panamark
07-11-2005, 05:36 AM
Sweetsecrets !

When she is with me I finally feel like Im where I should be.
The single best thing to ever happen to me.

Two and a half weeks to go !! Then permanency.. Finally..


Runners up..
Guitars, Heavy Metal, Beer, watching football and Driving really fast !!!
:D

Panamark
07-11-2005, 05:44 AM
I thought FPC was FAB ??

Hasnt the whole internet seen her pics ??
FAB and Madonna. Is there anyone in America
that hasnt seen their Boobs ???

Big Troubles
07-11-2005, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
I thought FPC was FAB ??

Hasnt the whole internet seen her pics ??
FAB and Madonna. Is there anyone in America
that hasnt seen their Boobs ???

I have not seen Madonna's boobs yet. :D

Big Troubles
07-11-2005, 08:18 AM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
or all of them simultaneously?

:D

Now that is orgasmic!

flappo
07-11-2005, 09:13 AM
Originally posted by FasterPussycat
Gay A_Whore (a.k.a.Golden Awe ) is so fat his nickname is "Fat Fuck!"

that's imaginative

really impressed

Golden AWe
07-11-2005, 09:40 AM
Originally posted by flappo
not being lou

did faster pussycunt get banned ?

:)

exc

i think she did

it's a shame, i like owning stupid kants who don't know they're dealing with a DM

uhuhuhhuhuhuh

Golden AWe
07-11-2005, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by flappo
that's imaginative

really impressed

yup

i bet she has also used the same sentence with imaginative alternatives such as "so stupid he's nicknamed stupid fuck" and "so ugly he's nicknamed ugly fuck"

faster pussycunt is so pwn3d she's nicknamed "pwn3d fuck"

Golden AWe
07-11-2005, 09:44 AM
Originally posted by SweetSecrets
1. Being with Panamark
2. Being held by Panamark
3. Kissing Panamark
4. Playing guitar and singing with Panamark playing guitar too

what if Mark would be farting while he's playing guitar?

could you love a grate man if he had some bad gas? ;)

Big Troubles
07-11-2005, 05:15 PM
:D LOL