I Knew A Guy Once Who Had A Cherry Bomb Explode In His Lap

[academic punk]

Blew his balls right off the map.

Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.

Happy July 4th.

[diamondsgirl]

Don't give Max any ideas...he's on a path of self-destruction. :D

[Bill Clinton]

After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.

[LoungeMachine]

We used to put them on turltes.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Bill Clinton
After reading the title for this thread, I had hoped it would be a holiday limerick....I'm slightly disappointed.

There once was guy from takin a nap
We put a cherry bomb in his lap
He stood when awoke
And through the thickening smoke
We could see that we caused quite a flap


[best I can do before coffee:( ]

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
We used to put them on turltes.

we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths


:eek: :eek: :eek:

that's horrible.


See, I never actually abused turtles, I was just pushing A/P's buttons, because he is a turtlephile.

He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]

;)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

He takes sexual advantage of underage, unsuspecting turtles, WITHOUT their prior consent [and that's just wrong]

;)

BULLSHIT!!!

That turtle was 102 years old! No way was that turtle underage!

[academic punk]

As for DG...you're a sick fuck.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
As for DG...you're a sick fuck.

Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew them;)


102 my ass.

I saw here pic.

That bitch wasnt a day over 80:rolleyes:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, in her defense, she only Blew UP frogs, not blew them;)


102 my ass.

I saw here pic.

That bitch wasnt a day over 80:rolleyes:

HA! Shows what YOU know!

I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!

Take that!!!

[academic punk]

...uh....wait...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
HA! Shows what YOU know!

I don't know what turtle you're looking at, but mine was MALE!!!

Take that!!!

LMFAO

Iced coffee through the nose....:D

Thanks for that. It stings.

:cool:

[DlocRoth]

I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...

Drunk again, the reflexes aint what thay used to be... LOL

"I was playin with explosives and all I got was this lousy blister and a numb thumb."

Showin off in front of the kids aint what it used to be. ROFL

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
I already blew up a black cat in my hand on Friday...



a cat???!

thats worse than my frog any day of the week!



:D

[DlocRoth]

LOL...

A big one too...

Thats some cleanup in aisle 5 shit there...;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
LOL...

A big one too...

Thats some cleanup in aisle 5 shit there...;)

LOL!

thats why we always tossed the frogs in a metal garbage can

made the noise sound cooler too

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
LOL!

thats why we always tossed the frogs in a metal garbage can

made the noise sound cooler too

Now that's just sick and cruel!

I bet the garbage man was like WTF!!!!! :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Now that's just sick and cruel!

I bet the garbage man was like WTF!!!!! :D

:cool:

[academic punk]

Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?

Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by academic punk
Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?

Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!

LMAO...sorry....:D

[Matt White]

"I Knew A Guy Once Who Had A Cherry Bomb Explode In His Lap"


Sounds like a bit of misadventure! Alcohol surely was involved!!!

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
we used to put the little fire crackers in frog's mouths

Then you graduated to running down raccoons. What else, you mean Masta?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Then you graduated to running down raccoons. What else, you mean Masta?

the racoon incident was an accident....:D

as was the baby deer :(

ok...back to scrotums....

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
as was the baby deer :(

ok...back to scrotums....


You killed Bambi too? :eek:

Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?

*hobbling away*

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Can we please just get to talking about the guy who blew up his fucking scrotum?

Jesus, you all are FUCKED UP!!!

I know someone who's turtle is on the rag today......

Get up on the wrong side of the shell today, spunky?:D

Time to put in " Mutant Ninja Turltes Do Debbie"

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX

Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?



Leave JizzySTOOL out of this :D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I know someone who's turtle is on the rag today......

Get up on the wrong side of the shell today, spunky?:D

Time to put in " Mutant Ninja Turltes Do Debbie"

AP's name is Debbie???

who knew?? :confused:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
You killed Bambi too? :eek:

Now you're fantasizing about blowing balls into Kingdom Cum?

*hobbling away*

lol...


you can run, but you can't hide....:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
AP's name is Debbie???

who knew?? :confused:

Debbie

Nancy



You say potato.......:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
lol...


you can run, but you can't hide....:cool:

Leave it to you to pick on the saveely retaaaded..... ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Artist: The Runaways Lyrics
Song: Cherry Bomb Lyrics



Can't stay at home, no cheddar for school
Old folks say, Jizzy's a fool
Down the street I'm the girl next door
I'm the faggot you've been waiting for

*Hello Daddy, hello Mom
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb
Hello world I'm your wild girl
I'm your ch ch ch ch ch cherry bomb

Stone age love and the male room too
Come on baby let me get to you
Bad nights cause'n RothArmy blues
Bend over fellas you've got nothing to lose

*repeat

Hey street boy whats your style
Let JizzySTOOL cum and make you smile
I'll give ya something to live for
Have ya, grab ya til your sore

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Debbie

Nancy



You say potato.......:D


Eh, to hell with you, Kurt.

Kip.

Whatever...

:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Eh, to hell with you, Kurt.

Kip.

Whatever...

:D

Yeah, you'd like me if I'd been the Bass Player for The Turtles, huh:cool:

[academic punk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yeah, you'd like me if I'd been the Bass Player for The Turtles, huh:cool:

TURTLE FACT:

It takes 20 - 50 years for a Green Sea Turtle to reach maturity.

THAT'S HOT!!!

[DlocRoth]

Originally posted by academic punk
TURTLE FACT:

It takes 20 - 50 years for a Green Sea Turtle to reach maturity.

THAT'S HOT!!!

Now what's that got to do with 'splodin sacs??? ;)

[academic punk]

Originally posted by DlocRoth
Now what's that got to do with 'splodin sacs??? ;)

If you have to ask, you'll never know... ;)

[academic punk]

While we're on the subject of severely damaging one's own testicles...

http://www.nypress.com/18/27/pagetwo/crimeblotter.cfm

Crime-wise, it was a week full of surprises—especially for those who didn't pause a moment to consider some, well, pretty obvious possibilities.



According to the Post, around 5:30 on Tuesday, June 21, a man with a mind toward the easy haul entered a Commerce Bank on 6th Ave. and demanded cash, hinting he had a gun. The teller complied, passing him an estimated $1100. The thief allegedly then concealed the moolah by shoving it down his pants. Too bad for him he hadn't stopped to consider the chances (pretty good, it turns out) that the teller had secreted an exploding dye pack in there with the bills.



Amazing thing is, he still got away.



Police are currently looking for a man who walks funny.

[Roy Munson]

Is there a picture of this at Rotten.com?

:confused:

[Katydid]

Lounge Machine, Do you know anyone named Tina? Didn't Dr. Joe Blunder use that name sometimes? Don't ask AL anything about it though, cause it's a touchy subject.

[StarJammer]

Woofter!

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by academic punk
Blew his balls right off the map.

Take a moment and think about how that must have felt, why don't you.

Happy July 4th.

Ouch!!!

I feel his pain!!