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Northern Girl
07-04-2005, 10:24 PM
Today's Ford's birthday
and it should not pass
without a pat on the back
or a kick in the ass. :D

I really don't know you
but I'll be the first to say
best wishes from me
for a wonderful day. :)




:birthday:

ALinChainz
07-04-2005, 10:47 PM
FORD kicks some ass too.

Have a good one bro.

ODShowtime
07-04-2005, 11:18 PM
be cool FORD

Ally_Kat
07-04-2005, 11:20 PM
Happy Birthday Hun. Hope your day was 10 times better than mine.

Rikk
07-04-2005, 11:41 PM
Happy birthday, big guy.

Here's to another year of caring about your country and the people in it.:)

:birthday:

LoungeMachine
07-04-2005, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by Northern Girl
Today's Ford's birthday
and it should not pass
without a pat on the back
or a kick in the ass. :D

I really don't know you
but I'll be the first to say
best wishes from me
for a wonderful day. :)




:birthday:



Hallmark called..........





























YOU'RE FIRED !!!

;) :D :cool:



Twas sweet. I'm sure FORDO was moved;)

LoungeMachine
07-04-2005, 11:51 PM
There once was a mod named FORD

Who bitchslapped the Right Wing when BORED

You have to admit

He was a funny old shit

Especially when portraying The LORD


Happy Birthday form your frineds at the PNAC and BCE, Inc.

FORD
07-05-2005, 03:11 AM
Wow, such poetic tributes...I ....really don't know what to say...

I'd like to thank the Academy, Sarge, Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, Satan His Most Unholiness, all of you, and most of all right now, the Anderson Valley Brewing Company of Boonville California.....

http://www.avbc.com/beers/HopOttinBig.jpg

Redballjets88
07-05-2005, 03:21 AM
have a good one ford
even though i think ur political views suck
and you do mine
mr. diamond roth binds soldiers together
stronger than twine

good poem huh?

FORD
07-05-2005, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
have a good one ford
even though i think ur political views suck
and you do mine
mr. diamond roth binds soldiers together
stronger than twine

good poem huh?

Certainly beats Sammy Hagar lyrics ;)

Redballjets88
07-05-2005, 04:05 AM
exactly

Panamark
07-05-2005, 04:11 AM
But is it really his Birthday ??? :p

Have a good one Dave !!!

FORD
07-05-2005, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Panamark
But is it really his Birthday ??? :p

Have a good one Dave !!!

It honestly is.

The BCE cannot ever take that away from me.

Of course my poor mother (1966 still being somewhat cold war hysterical times) heard the fireworks going off the night after I was born, and (forgetting it was the 4th of July) momentarily believed the Russians were starting World War III :D

ashstralia
07-05-2005, 05:49 AM
happy b'day ford.

you da frontline muddafukka!

Warham
07-05-2005, 06:54 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, FORD!

1966...what a great year for music.

Hope you had a great one.

Northern Girl
07-05-2005, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hallmark called..........


YOU'RE FIRED !!!




:D

I'm saving the good stuff for yours.

DLR'sCock
07-05-2005, 10:06 AM
Happy belated Birthday Big Guy!!!

Guitar Shark
07-05-2005, 10:46 AM
Sorry I missed it... too busy drinking beer and watching the fireworks!

Happy belated BD Dave. :cool:

Nickdfresh
07-05-2005, 11:21 AM
Happy belated FORD, born on the Fourth of July! All true patriots are born, and or die on the Fourth of July! Did you know that both rivals and political enemies John ADAMS and Thomas JEFFERSON died on the same day, the Fourth of July, only four hours apart.
http://www.atarimagazines.com/startv4n10/hollywood1.jpg

FORD
07-05-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Happy belated FORD, born on the Fourth of July! All true patriots are born, and or die on the Fourth of July! Did you know that both rivals and political enemies John ADAMS and Thomas JEFFERSON died on the same day, the Fourth of July, only four hours apart.
http://www.atarimagazines.com/startv4n10/hollywood1.jpg

Actually, I did know that, and I always thought it was pretty damn weird.

Mezro
07-05-2005, 02:16 PM
We should not only wish the mighty FORD a Happy Birthday but all the other Fords he shares his day with.

Gerald Ford - the only man with a presidential gerbil and liver spots that spell out "daddy."

Lita Ford - you wear herpes so well.

Ford Motor Company - quality is job 1? Bitch please...

Harrison Ford - "bulimics...why does it always have to be bulimics?"

Tennesse Ernie Ford - and his lesser known brother Arkansas Burt Ford.

Luke Ford - Jews and porn (shock) - this can't be!

Frankie Ford - the New Orleans Dynamo...better known for sticking live crawdads up his chute.

Ford Fairlane - hickory dickory dock, three people in the theater...oh what a fucking shock.

Mezro...FORD...you MAKE The Front Line...keep smacking Bush babies and I will keep laughing...

SweetSecrets
07-05-2005, 05:37 PM
Happy birthday Ford!

I hope it is a wonderful day for you!

Don't do anything political today...just go have a nice dinner and drink a beer for world peace.

:)

diamondD
07-05-2005, 05:56 PM
Happy birthday Dave! I'll drink a Guiness in your honor Wed night. :)

ThrillsNSpills
07-05-2005, 06:05 PM
I'll run 20 red lights in your honor.


Have a good one bro.

Golden AWe
07-06-2005, 04:02 AM
HYVÄÄ SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄÄ - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FORD!!!

Belated or so...enjoy!!!

This eastern european bird is my gift to you...she's cummin' over!

GOT ROTH?

academic punk
07-08-2005, 05:16 PM
Originally posted by Redballjets88
have a good one ford
even though i think ur political views suck
and you do mine
mr. diamond roth binds soldiers together
stronger than twine

good poem huh?

Die young.

academic punk
07-08-2005, 05:18 PM
Happy Birthday FORD (belated)!

A better year ahead for you and all of us!

FORD
07-08-2005, 08:43 PM
Originally posted by academic punk
Happy Birthday FORD (belated)!

A better year ahead for you and all of us!

Hope so, because the last one didn't really end all that well.

Now if y'all will excuse me, I have some racist Thunder shit to clean up....

FORD
07-08-2005, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by Golden AWe
HYVÄÄ SYNTYMÄPÄIVÄÄ - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FORD!!!

Belated or so...enjoy!!!

This eastern european bird is my gift to you...she's cummin' over!

GOT ROTH?

Very nice... and since it doesn't appear as though the sun will come back any time soon, she'll have to keep me busy all weekend. Now that's a damn shame .... :sex:

Nickdfresh
07-09-2005, 12:41 PM
Sorry about fucking your your thread with my flaming of SCOUT/JOE BLUNDER...