Popgear presents "how to own"

[flappo]

joe rogan , tv star , and the riddler , self proclaimed king of trolls got it on last nite at the rb

let's just say it was nuclear level

i've NEVER seen anything like it , i was laughing so hard my balls almost fell off

at the end , riddler was so fucking crushed it was hard not to feel sorry , no , pity , for him

he was a broken man

haha

[flappo]

I'm telling you how much my life is better than yours because I think you're a douche bag, and I want to let you feel the sting of reality.
You're the same dickhead that likes to go on websites where people have mental problems and make fun of them.
You like to make people feel bad, because your life is a miserable fucking mess, and your body is an overflowing dumpster of neglect.
THAT is reality, and that's why you're such a douchbag online.

I tell people how much fun my life is not to brag or convince myself that I'm happy, but so that they can learn by my example and take the path in life that is more challenging, but ultimately much more rewarding.
I want people to know that it IS possible to accomplish something that's very, very rare.
Not really for people like you with no hope, but for people like HR and loreli, and others that are young, and still have potential and are considering taking a risky, creative path in their life that is often met with skepticism by their friends and family.

I'm no better than any other person that does what they want to do with their life, and expresses themselves with honesty.
But I'll tell you one thing for sure, I'm WAY better than a fat, hack internet troll that thinks he's special because he forgot to pull out.
And I might add, pull out from the pussy of a girl that's willing to fuck YOU.

I'm WAY better than you, sloppy. WAY better.

[Redballjets88]

wow thats greatness i dont see how to ever argue that

[Matt White]

A 10-ton Bitch Slap!!!!

[flappo]

piddler's now 'on holiday'

:)

[Matt White]

HAHAHAHA!!!

Off nursing his wounds!

[flappo]

ME:

joe fucking destroyed pugsley in this one , i'm printing it out and hanging it on the fucking wall

it's weird how many decent people plan conceptions yet are unable to have kids and how many braindead fucks who somehow manage , against all odds , to reproduce

piddler's a perfect example of the latter , the guy knows it ALL

a shit fer brains , ape faced car mechanic existing in shithole , nowheresville ,wanking about on messageboards bullying people with his boring crass pointless flames to compensate for the fact he's a total fucking zero with some dumb wife and sceaming kids shitting things up for him

do you see a riddler board ? no , of course you don't , he wasn't even enough of a draw to have his own fucking forum , he had to leech off others , the pea brained parasite

[flappo]

let's do a comparison of their average days

riddler

8.15am : wakes up ( with hangover )
8.16 am :screaming kids want feeding
8.30am : wife starts moaning about her lost tampons
8.35am: riddler finds tampon in his cornflakes
8.37am:screaming kids want pocket money for school
9.00am:riddler's broke after spending all his cash at the bar impressing his amazing pals
etc etc

joe

11.30am: wakes up next to two big titted blondes
11.35am : goes back to 'sleep'
2.15pm: phone rings , his local lamborghini dealership want to bring a car round for him to test drive
4.30am: receives cheque for $50,000 in the mail , this weeks wages

etc etc

uncannily similar

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by flappo
let's do a comparison of their average days

riddler

8.15am : wakes up ( with hangover )
8.16 am :screaming kids want feeding
8.30am : wife starts moaning about her lost tampons
8.35am: riddler finds tampon in his cornflakes
8.37am:screaming kids want pocket money for school
9.00am:riddler's broke after spending all his cash at the bar impressing his amazing pals
etc etc

joe

11.30am: wakes up next to two big titted blondes
11.35am : goes back to 'sleep'
2.15pm: phone rings , his local lamborghini dealership want to bring a car round for him to test drive
4.30am: receives cheque for $50,000 in the mail , this weeks wages

etc etc

uncannily similar

actually, joe got $60,000 ;)

[flappo]

piddler is browsing , but won't post

:)

joe proved he's a fucking living e-legend

haha

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by flappo
piddler is browsing , but won't post

:)

joe proved he's a fucking living e-legend

haha stop poosting and answer yer fakking PM's

..orr i'll stalk yoo on dis board..


:spank:

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by flappo
I'm telling you how much my life is better than yours because I think you're a douche bag, and I want to let you feel the sting of reality.
You're the same dickhead that likes to go on websites where people have mental problems and make fun of them.
You like to make people feel bad, because your life is a miserable fucking mess, and your body is an overflowing dumpster of neglect.
THAT is reality, and that's why you're such a douchbag online.

I tell people how much fun my life is not to brag or convince myself that I'm happy, but so that they can learn by my example and take the path in life that is more challenging, but ultimately much more rewarding.
I want people to know that it IS possible to accomplish something that's very, very rare.
Not really for people like you with no hope, but for people like HR and loreli, and others that are young, and still have potential and are considering taking a risky, creative path in their life that is often met with skepticism by their friends and family.

I'm no better than any other person that does what they want to do with their life, and expresses themselves with honesty.
But I'll tell you one thing for sure, I'm WAY better than a fat, hack internet troll that thinks he's special because he forgot to pull out.
And I might add, pull out from the pussy of a girl that's willing to fuck YOU.

I'm WAY better than you, sloppy. WAY better.
Why doo yoo type soooooooooooooo mmuch?

Aren't yoo giving enuff interviews?


:spank:

[Golden AWe]

ok check this out for a few laughs

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=588468#post588468

[baaadbobby]

flaaps you big mac daddy you. that was a world class shit kicking joe handed out. i loved his responce to riddlers " you got lucky" bullshit.

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by flappo
let's do a comparison of their average days

riddler

8.15am : wakes up ( with hangover )
8.16 am :screaming kids want feeding
8.30am : wife starts moaning about her lost tampons
8.35am: riddler finds tampon in his cornflakes
8.37am:screaming kids want pocket money for school
9.00am:riddler's broke after spending all his cash at the bar impressing his amazing pals
etc etc

joe

11.30am: wakes up next to two big titted blondes
11.35am : goes back to 'sleep'
2.15pm: phone rings , his local lamborghini dealership want to bring a car round for him to test drive
4.30am: receives cheque for $50,000 in the mail , this weeks wages

etc etc

uncannily similar
flappo,

I'm amazed @yoo.

Yoo have a fellow memba aff hitchWORLD1969 in yer cross-hairs, unlike brotha Joey--who only has a cross-HAIR.

We mmust balance dis testomooney aff yers.

A Week In Da Life Aff flappo

MONDAY

Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing my teeth.

Lunch - Send mmy assistant out f4or s6ix "gutbombers" - those little hamburgers that used t2o cost ten pence but now cost sixty five pence. Also order French fries, a bowl aff chili, a soft drink and have him stop on the way back f4or a family size bottle aff Maalox.

Afternoon Snack - Drink the Maalox.

Dinner - S6ix pack aff beer and Kentucky fried chicken thr3ee-piece dinner, don't eat da cole slaw.

TUESDAY

Breakfast - Eat da cole slaw.

Lunch - Go t2o waiting area vending machine and put ninety f5ive pence in and close my eyes, push a button and eat wotever comes out swallowing tit whole t2o prevent vomiting.

Dinner - F4our tacos and a pitcher aff Sangria at El flappo's.

WEDNESDAY

Breakfast - My jaws couldn't eat Breakfast after a nite at El flappo's.

Lunch - Rolaids and a pint aff coke.

Dinner - Drop in at a married friends house and beg f4or scraps.

THURSDAY

Breakfast - Order out f4or pizza.

Lunch - My assistant is sick, check Monday's gutbomber sack f4or leftovers.

Dinner - Go t2o a bar and drink myself silly, when I get hungry ask da bartender f4or olives.

FRIDAY

Breakfast - Eggs, sausage, and an English muffin at McDonald's (hey, I'm flappo).

Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder...MURDER.

Dinner - Steak, well-done, baked potato, and assparagus. Don't eat da assparagus, noboody reelly likes assparagus.

WOT ABOOT fLAPPO'S WEEKEND, YOO ASK

SATURDAY

Breakfast - Sleep through tit.

Lunch - Ditto

Dinner - Steak, Well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Don't eat da Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket.

SUNDAY

Breakfast - Thr3ee Bloody Marys and half a Twinkie.

Lunch - Eat Lunch? Wasste a good buzz? Don't eat lunch.

Dinner - Chicken noodle soup - Call mum and ask her aboot renting my old room.

I HOPE DAT BALANCES THINGS OUT

[Phil theStalker]

Coming Next:

24 Hours Wit flappo


:spank:

[Phil theStalker]

flappo,

Did yoo eva collectt stamps, butterfllys, used chewing gum stuck under restaurant tables? huh


:spank:

[flappo]

i collect shattered egos

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by flappo


joe

11.30am: wakes up next to two big titted blondes
11.35am : goes back to 'sleep'
2.15pm: phone rings , his local lamborghini dealership want to bring a car round for him to test drive
4.30am: receives cheque for $50,000 in the mail , this weeks wages


that guy was funny on 'newsradio'

:D

PH R.I.P

[Katydid]

Originally posted by flappo
ME:

joe fucking destroyed pugsley in this one , i'm printing it out and hanging it on the fucking wall

it's weird how many decent people plan conceptions yet are unable to have kids and how many braindead fucks who somehow manage , against all odds , to reproduce

piddler's a perfect example of the latter , the guy knows it ALL

a shit fer brains , ape faced car mechanic existing in shithole , nowheresville ,wanking about on messageboards bullying people with his boring crass pointless flames to compensate for the fact he's a total fucking zero with some dumb wife and sceaming kids shitting things up for him

do you see a riddler board ? no , of course you don't , he wasn't even enough of a draw to have his own fucking forum , he had to leech off others , the pea brained parasite


Flappo, why are you saying on your avatar that you are 28, when you are a peabrained shit fer brains 56?

Trying to pick up young guys? Yet you are jealous of the Riddler because he has a wife and kids and you don't ...

What exactly do you have going in your life? You flame every website you can...

Maybe you are just jealous because Joe Rogan talked to Riddler, and won't talk to you.

[ALinChainz]

Why are you here when you are this self proclaimed Christian and have condemned this site time and again for it's porn and all the sinners here?

Isn't that being a fucking hypocrite?

Your kids wonder why people give you a hard time coming to your site when right here you are, trying to stir up shit.

Why the fucj are you here?

Everyone here hates you, are you that pathetic and lonely you have to come here?

Pull the trigger please ... no one would care.

No one is seeking you out, you come here ... now please croak.

You're a stalker ... period.

[flappo]

Originally posted by Katydid
Flappo, why are you saying on your avatar that you are 28, when you are a peabrained shit fer brains 56?

Trying to pick up young guys? Yet you are jealous of the Riddler because he has a wife and kids and you don't ...

What exactly do you have going in your life? You flame every website you can...

Maybe you are just jealous because Joe Rogan talked to Riddler, and won't talk to you.

actually dummy , he came to me when he wanted to buy a new mac , oh and a new car

shows what YOU know , which is FUCK ALL

don't you have a site to post on where people give a rats ass what an old cunt like you has to say ?

fuck off and die , you rancid faced shitbag

[flappo]

oh and katy

go fuck yourself !