Rikk: The Wicker Man

[Mezro]

8/1/05

Set your clocks.

Both hands on the wheel.

Winds of change.

Pocket change.

What did Iron Maiden sing?

The clam bar is now closed.

Mezro...no need to be made of clay...

[moose]

Good movie(if that's what yer talkin about.

[Mezro]

A bicycle does not pedal back.

Rice is a grain...not a name.

The Wicker Man.

Rikk.

Mezro...8/1/05...

[Matt White]

HHHHHmmmmmmm....................


Whoa.............................................. ............

"The plot thickens.......................................... .............................."

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Mezro
8

What did Iron Maiden sing?




Run To The Hills Are Alive with The Sound of Music ?

:cool:

[Guitar Shark]

In loving memory

1-03-2004 - 8-01-2005

RIP Rikk.

[Mezro]

8 is great.

Pigs feet pickled with piss.

Scrotum pudding.

olive.

peel.

Mezro...8/1/05...

[moose]

And I thought my foriegn films were fucked up!

[Dan]

WTF?

[Nickdfresh]

Didn't work. Sorry!

[diamondsgirl]

I don't get it???

:confused:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I don't get it???

:confused:

I was trying to post the wrong thing in the wrong thread. I thought I was in the Frontline.

[Nickdfresh]

Is there a point ot this thread? ?

[diamondsgirl]

I suck at trying to figure out riddles.

[Northern Girl]

it's a puzzle


apparently his time has come


but, for what?

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is there a point ot this thread? ?

Yes.

Mezro...8/1/05...watch...

[Northern Girl]

Great song.

1. The Wicker Man

[Smith, Harris, Dickinson]

Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you
He knocks you to your feet and so what are you gonna do
Your tongue has frozen now you've got something to say
The piper at the gates of dawn is calling you his way

You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light
Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death
Hello to eternity and live for every breath

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

The ferryman wants his money you ain't going to give it back
He can push his own boat as you set up off the track
Nothing you can contemplate will ever be the same
Every second is a new spark, sets the universe aflame

You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light
Brothers and their fathers joining hands and make a chain
The shadow of the Wicker Man is rising up again

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
Great song.

1. The Wicker Man

[Smith, Harris, Dickinson]

Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you
He knocks you to your feet and so what are you gonna do
Your tongue has frozen now you've got something to say
The piper at the gates of dawn is calling you his way

You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light
Say goodbye to gravity and say goodbye to death
Hello to eternity and live for every breath

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

The ferryman wants his money you ain't going to give it back
He can push his own boat as you set up off the track
Nothing you can contemplate will ever be the same
Every second is a new spark, sets the universe aflame

You watch the world exploding every single night
Dancing in the sun a newborn in the light
Brothers and their fathers joining hands and make a chain
The shadow of the Wicker Man is rising up again

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come
Your time will come, your time will come

I still don't get it :confused:

[Northern Girl]

Maybe his time has come to become a mod?

[diamondsgirl]

That would be great :)

[scottydabodi]

Err... yeah, ok...
Iron Maiden Rocks...
RIKK rocks...
I get it, on 8/1/05 Rikk and Iron Maiden will appear onstage together and sing "The Wicker Man"!!

Here's a riddle for you: What's black and blue, and HATES SEX?


The guy in my closet.

[Nickdfresh]

I am cuming all over my 'puter screen in anticipation!:)

S'cuse me will I pick the smegma out from under my foreskin.

[blonddgirl777]

Now where the hell is RIKK???
It is unlike him, not to be loged on...

Someone better go knock at his door before the cats find him!

Plus, his avatar looks sad lately...
HMmm....

[StarJammer]

woofter!

[MAX]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now where the hell is RIKK???
It is unlike him, not to be loged on...

Someone better go knock at his door before the cats find him!

Plus, his avatar looks sad lately...
HMmm....


Rikk is just fine, believe me.

[MAX]

http://img.nesteklikk.no/2002-41/11380.gif

"I'll make you famous........."

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/lol.gif

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
http://img.nesteklikk.no/2002-41/11380.gif

"I'll make you famous........."

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/lol.gif http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/you.jpg

[MAX]

Riddle me this?????????????

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[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Riddle me this?????????????

http://www.blazerscats.com/duncan2.jpg

http://www.pinktink3.250x.com/hmm/showbiz2_files/image074.jpg

http://www.spun.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t1/26/t1265697l76.jpg

It means you still have an unresolved Oedipal attachment to your mother!
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[StarJammer]

Arf arf!




























Woofter!

[MAX]

Tigger says he's the tiga with the muthaphukkin' trigga. ;)

Plus, creatine gives you really baaaaaaaad gas.

Think about it? :o

http://www.d-murray.co.uk/tigger.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by StarJammer
Arf arf!




























Woofter! http://www.p0stwh0res.com/images/superdog.jpg

[Northern Girl]

WICKER WISDOMS #1

The wicker furniture industry was born on American soil, not in the Orient as so many people believe. The confusion may come from the fact that the Rattan palm grows wild in the Far East, or it may come from the abundance of poor quality wicker furniture imported from the Far East. The rattan palm from which cane and reed are derived, grows like a vine and can reach a height of six hundred feet, growing in the jungles of the Far East.
It is important to note that rattan and reed are far superior, but are not the only materials used to make wicker furniture. Willow, seagrass, and a man made product called fiber are among the materials used to weave wicker furniture. In future columns, we will explore their differences.

WICKER WISDOMS #2

In the 1840's a young man named Cyrus Wakefield became fascinated with the rattan that was used to pack the cargo ships and was then discarded on the docks of Bostons' harbor. He began elaborate experiments designing furniture with rattan. Cyrus Wakefield was destined to become the father of the Amercian wicker furniture industry. He established the Wakefield Rattan Company in 1855.
Today, it is possible to occasionally find a piece of Wakefield Rattan Company furniture. These pieces are highly sought after by collectors.

WICKER WISDOMS #3

Cyrus Wakefield, the father of the American wicker furniture industry, was consumed with the elaborate designs he was creating out of rattan. He realized the inner pith of the whole rattan plant, (reed) had tremendous flexibility therefore enabling him to create ornate, Victorian designs. Throughout the 1860's the Wakefield Rattan Company cornered the market on the wicker furniture industry.
Cyrus Wakefield bacame a very rich man and after a generous donation to construct a new town hall the citizens of South Reading, Mass. voted to rename their town Wakefield, Mass in his honor in 1868.
We usually have a selection of fine Wakefield Rattan Company wicker pieces available. The quality and craftsmanship attest to the Wakefield Rattan Companys high standards. Both Wakefield Rattan Company and Haywood Brothers Company pieces are rare and highly sought after by collectors.

WICKER WISDOMS #4

Wakefield Rattan Company had fierce competition from another Massachussetts furniture maker, Heywood Brothers Company of Gardner, Mass.. The intense rivalry from the 1870's throught the late 1890's, encouraged both furniture designers to create exotic and elaborate wicker pieces. Their creativity and craftsmanship were unmatched. This was the Golden Age of Wicker.

[MAX]

I TOO WAS IN THE WICKER MAN!!!

http://home.ripway.com/2004-4/96132/count_dooku.jpg

[MAX]

Britt had nice tits back in the day. ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by MAX
I TOO WAS IN THE WICKER MAN!!!

http://home.ripway.com/2004-4/96132/count_dooku.jpg


Of course, I was a lot different looking when I made "The Wicker Man" cos I was younger and TIT was the 70's. :o

[Brett]

Well if this thread is about Maiden's song "Wicker Man," then yes it's a good song. :)

[Carmine]

The Wicker Man...

I'd like to place a pre-order for a 10 peice patio set and I may as well grab a few laundry baskets while I'm at it.

Are there wicker patio bar sets available as well?

[Nickdfresh]

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[Carmine]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
The Wicker Man...

I'd like to place a pre-order for a 10 peice patio set and I may as well grab a few laundry baskets while I'm at it.

Are there wicker patio bar sets available as well?


Perhaps, a pick-a-nick basket???

[diamondsgirl]

a wicker douche would hurt like a mother fucker

[diamondsgirl]

why its grease lightening...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
a wicker douche would hurt like a mother fucker

Wicker Douche is my patent and intellectual property!:mad:

I'm gonna call it North Western Sycophant© I think.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
why its grease lightening...

OK, WTF are those? Goat nuts???

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
OK, WTF are those? Goat nuts???

its a riddle...this is the riddle thread

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
OK, WTF are those? Goat nuts???

How would you know?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now where the hell is RIKK???
It is unlike him, not to be loged on...

Someone better go knock at his door before the cats find him!

Plus, his avatar looks sad lately...
HMmm....

I think that austere look is a hot look for Larry. :)

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
How would you know?

I dont know. I was asking.

[Matt White]

A Cha-cha cha!

[diamondsgirl]

http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10099000/10099500.jpg

[MAX]

Since a riddle seems to be the theme to this thread, well does Maximus have a riddle for y'all. The answer may surprise you...

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? :confused:

[Matt White]

You got it DG!


"UM-BRI-AGO! I'm mortified!"

"Goodnight Mrs. Calabash....whereever you are!"

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by MAX
Since a riddle seems to be the theme to this thread, well does Maximus have a riddle for y'all. The answer may surprise you...

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? :confused:

Nothing

[Matt White]

Originally posted by MAX
Since a riddle seems to be the theme to this thread, well does Maximus have a riddle for y'all. The answer may surprise you...

What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it,
The rich don't need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? :confused:

HHmmmmmm.....FETA CHEESE?!?

[Carmine]

So...where is the man of the hou...month anyway??? Some sort of congrats are in order.


Is he widdling wood? Relacing his high-tops? Sealing the driveway? Heading out for a Steak and Lobster dinner, followed by a long walk on the beach for a sunset and sunrise, sipping the finest wine?

Hmmmmm?

[Matt White]

"What are we doing tonight RIKK???"

"What we do every night....PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!"

"Kill one...and two more appear to take its place."

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
So...where is the man of the hou...month anyway??? Some sort of congrats are in order.


Is he widdling wood? Relacing his high-tops? Sealing the driveway? Heading out for a Steak and Lobster dinner, followed by a long walk on the beach for a sunset and sunrise, sipping the finest wine?

Hmmmmm?

I hear he's burning down cottages in CANADA.

[diamondsgirl]

he's bizzy

[diamondsgirl]

:elvis:

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I hear he's burning down cottages in CANADA.

NICE!!!!!

:D

[MAX]

http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/angry/grindteeth.gif

Cos..... Everybody else is heeya......Everybody else is heeya......Everybody else is heeya......

WATCHING YOU!!!

[diamondsgirl]

I've called you so many times today
And I guess it's all true what your girlfriends say
That you don't ever want to see me again
And your brother's gonna kill me and he's six feet ten
I guess you'd call it cowardice
But I'm not prepared to go on like this

http://www.sigur-ros.co.uk/images/kjartan-hat-big.jpg

[bueno bob]

This is the best thread since my Larg threads, and I feel threatened.

[diamondsgirl]

each post more meaningful than the next and the last and the next to last and the one before that

[Matt White]

Larvely!!!

[MAX]

Hocus Fucking Pucus!!!

*POOF!!!*

[MAX]

http://www.freedesktopwallpapers.net/military/nuclear-bomb-explosion.jpg


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Bye!!! http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/wave.gif

[Nickdfresh]

The truth is out there!
http://www.unet.univie.ac.at/~a9503672/x-files/grafiken/scully.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The truth is out there!


handcrafted gifts...a holiday delite

[Matt White]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

[diamondsgirl]

chicka boom

[diamondsgirl]

Hand of fate is moving and the finger points to you
He knocks you to your feet and so.....

[Mezro]

The truth is right here.

Mezro...8/1/05...

[Mezro]

Mezro...8/1/05...open book...

[Mezro]

Mezro...8/1/05...swim...

[Mezro]

Mezro...8/1/05...twins?...

[Mezro]

Mezro...8/1/05...I would like to buy an "R" Pat...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...8/1/05...I would like to buy an "R" Pat...

R's are free Mez....

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
R's are free Mez....

Mezro...nice catch Carmine...you may figure this out before 8/1/05...

[Nickdfresh]

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=589378

That's fooked up.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...nice catch Carmine...you may figure this out before 8/1/05...

I think I have....already....

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=589378

That's fooked up.

if you don't mind...her name is Genivive

[Matt White]

"When the Saints go marching in..........................."

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
"When the Saints go marching in..........................."


There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're rowing
Or which way the river's flowing

[Guitar Shark]

http://wickerwarehouse.com/images/products/NACC-TW.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

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[diamondsgirl]

http://joanjett2003.topcities.com/graphics/Wallpapers/IRL_TMS_Panther-animated-thumb.gif

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
I think I have....already....

And whatever you figure out won't be entirely right.

Mezro...so many layers in a cake...so many layers in your average corned beef and cabbage meal...

[Northern Girl]

the average layer cake has three layers - 2 layers of cake with some goo in the middle

[guwapo_rocker]

Goo is good!!:D

[Northern Girl]

let 'em eat cake

and goo

[Warham]

Do you eat goo?

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by Warham
Do you eat goo?

i do
eat goo
how bout you

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
if you don't mind...her name is Genivive

Well... Genivive sure is a handfull, or 2 sets of hands, or 4 hands or...
HAAaaa... whatever, this picture is disturbing, in a creepy realistic way!
:(

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
i do
eat goo
how bout you

The best cakes contain lots of goo... and that's exactly what I'm gonna have tomorow!
:p

[Warham]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
i do
eat goo
how bout you

Nope.

[MAX]

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/PhantomArt/112694.jpg

I don't know what color your eyes are, baby,
But your hair is long and brown.
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long.
And you don't come from this town.

My head is full of magic, baby,
And I can't share this with you.
The feel I'm on a cross again, lately,
But there's nothing to do with you.

I'm alive, so alive.
I'm alive, so alive.

Your strut makes me crazy,
makes me see you more clearly.
Oh, baby, now I can see you.
Wish I could stop,
Switch off the clock,
Make it all happen for you.

I'm alive, so alive.
I'm alive, so alive.

I don't know what color your eyes are, baby,
But your hair is long and brown.
Your legs are strong, and you're so, so long.
And you don't come from this town.

My head is full of magic, baby,
And I can't share this with you.
The feel I'm on top again, baby,
That's got everything to do with you.

I'm alive, so alive.
I'm alive, so alive.

Doooooooo Doooooooo....................................

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now where the hell is RIKK???
It is unlike him, not to be loged on...




LMFAO! You hit THAT nail on the head..........

[MAX]

http://www.gazette.uwo.ca/2004/February/06/Pics/04A%202face.jpg

[MAX]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup and dowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn......................

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
The truth is right here.

Mezro...8/1/05...


What did he say again cos I don't get it? :confused:

http://www.satiricpress.com/sp/archive/2004-10-11/img_fewgoodmen.jpg

[Mezro]

Hang in there Brother MAX.

Mezro...you will see (along with the rest) on 8/1/05...

[MAX]

http://www.puremalt.com/images/pmtopop.jpg


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2 ounces vanilla-flavored vodka
1 ounce creme de cacao
2 scoops premium vanilla ice cream
Toasted sweetened coconut flakes, garnish
Unsweetened cocoa, garnish


In a blender, combine the coffee liqueur, vodka, creme de cacao and ice cream. Blend until frothy.
Pour into 2 glasses, garnish with the coconut flakes and cocoa and serve immediately.


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[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
i do
eat goo
how bout you

No, he just gets it stuck in his own eye ;)

[ let him explain it, it's a picture I'd rather not paint for you ]

:cool:

[MAX]

Many of you have no clue as to who really is Goo. Howeva, I do and I know a lot of others do too.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Many of you have no clue as to who really is Goo. Howeva, I do and I know a lot of others do too.

maybe.

But I think I know which new alias Rikk is posting under :cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
maybe.

But I think I know which new alias Rikk is posting under :cool:


Lounge,

You know I like you man but there is no "new alias" that Rikk is posting under. Rikk is Rikk and if/when he posts it will be as himself.

I forgive you for thinking that way anyhoo. You're just a liberal wussy and cannot help it. ;) :p :D

Besides, Goo is a real poster (not heeya though) and legend in The VH Online Community and one funny fucker at that.

[diamondsgirl]

Goo rocks :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Goo rocks :D

Did you ever hear his story about when he was doing laundry and accidentally pissed on his dogs?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
Did you ever hear his story about when he was doing laundry and accidentally pissed on his dogs?

LOL. No. I musta missed that one. :D

But, I often crack up thinking about that one long blonde hair. Such sick shit. But, funny as hell.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
Lounge,

You know I like you man but there is no "new alias" that Rikk is posting under. Rikk is Rikk and if/when he posts it will be as himself.

I forgive you for thinking that way anyhoo. You're just a liberal wussy and cannot help it. ;) :p :D

Besides, Goo is a real poster (not heeya though) and legend in The VH Online Community and one funny fucker at that.

Hey!:mad: I'm a LIBERAL WUSSY and so is RIKK as well!

Why can't we LIBERAL WUSSIES get along? It's just like the real DEMOCRATIC Party.:rolleyes:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Hey!:mad: I'm a LIBERAL WUSSY and so is RIKK as well!

Well, I cannot help it if you're all dumb. lol.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
But, I often crack up thinking about that one long blonde hair. Such sick shit. But, funny as hell.

See, I don't remember that one? :confused:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Lounge,

You know I like you man but there is no "new alias" that Rikk is posting under. Rikk is Rikk and if/when he posts it will be as himself.

I forgive you for thinking that way anyhoo. You're just a liberal wussy and cannot help it. ;) :p :D

.

Thanks Maxi.:cool:

Tis cool either way. Whaddeva Mez has up his sleeve, it's sure to go down as good as a drunken prom date:D

8/1/05

A date, that will live, in infamy ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Hey!:mad: I'm a LIBERAL WUSSY and so is RIKK as well!

Why can't we LIBERAL WUSSIES get along? It's just like the real DEMOCRATIC Party.:rolleyes:

STFU

I'm a WAAAY bigger WUSSY than you'll ever hope to be.......













wait. that didnt come out right.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Well, I cannot help it if my 6 wives are all dumb. lol.

[academic punk]

Since this thread makes absolutely no sense anyway, may I just add

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by academic punk
Since this thread makes absolutely no sense anyway, may I just add

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!


yes. you may.:cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Thanks Maxi.:cool:

Tis cool either way. Whaddeva Mez has up his sleeve, it's sure to go down as good as a drunken prom date:D

8/1/05

A date, that will live, in infamy ;)

Aren't you a little old for PROM DATES?:mad: Must Smell like teen spirit!;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Aren't you a little old for PROM DATES?:mad: Must Smell like teen spirit!;)

Senior prom, silly ;)

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
No, he just gets it stuck in his own eye ;)

[ let him explain it, it's a picture I'd rather not paint for you ]

:cool:

I think I'll pass on that story. I'm just talking about cake, man! My favorite goo is lemon or raspberry. :cool:

[LoungeMachine]

anybody ever check out www.rikk.com ???

classic

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Northern Girl
I think I'll pass on that story. I'm just talking about cake, man! My favorite goo is lemon or raspberry. :cool:

Hey, even I had to give Warham props for having the BALLS to post that story in here.

I'd have entered the Witness Protection Program first:D

[Northern Girl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, even I had to give Warham props for having the BALLS to post that story in here.

I'd have entered the Witness Protection Program first:D

Now you have me curious. Maybe when I know him better I'll ask.

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine


Come on Lounge, you can do better than the stupid polygamy jokes? lol

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.girlsforplanetearth.com/media/file/baby%20gorilla%20with%20red%20tongue.jpg

[MAX]

That ape is cute, sort of looks like me in the morning.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
Come on Lounge, you can do better than the stupid polygamy jokes? lol

Lazy tonight.

It was either that, or Donny and Marie shit :D


http://www.911inplanesite.com/

Checked this shit out yet, you right-wing neo-con shit-bag;)

It'll rock your world, bro:cool:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine

It'll rock your world, bro:cool:

:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Lazy tonight.

It was either that, or Donny and Marie shit :D

I figured as much coming from a organic tree-hugging bleeding heart such as yourself. :p



http://www.911inplanesite.com/

Checked this shit out yet, you right-wing neo-con shit-bag;)

It'll rock your world, bro:cool:

I'll check it out but my world gets rocked in other ways. :o

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX
I figured as much coming from a organic tree-hugging bleeding heart such as yourself. :p




You forgot pinko-commie :D


:cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
You forgot pinko-commie :D


:cool:


No, that's Pinko-Commie-Bastaad to you bro. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by MAX

I'll check it out but my world gets rocked in other ways. :o

Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

Can I buy you and your friend Champagne Coolies? :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Not that there's anything wrong with that ;)

Can I buy you and your friend Champagne Coolies? :D


Hahahahahaha!!!!

No thanks. Maybe he'll let you borrow his Technicolor Dreamcoat and make you a wig though? :)

[MAX]

http://www.thecommonspace.org/2001/06/pict/rocky.gif

Rocky the Squirrel says....

And now for something you'll really like. :D

[MAX]

Originally posted by MAX
http://www.thecommonspace.org/2001/06/pict/rocky.gif

Rocky the Squirrel says....

And now for something you'll really like. :D


Aiiight Rocky,

Let's have a survey.

Name your favorite position from the following:

[MAX]

For thos of you who might be offended, I offer my most sincere apologies. :rolleyes:

Position 1.

[MAX]

Position 2.

[MAX]

Position 3.

[MAX]

Position 4.

[MAX]

Position 5.

[MAX]

Position 6.

[MAX]

Position 7.

[MAX]

Position 8.

[MAX]

Position 9.

[MAX]

Ok, that concludes tonight's seminar cos that's half of them. I hope y'all learned something useful and can share such with someone you love or have already paid for the evening.

Nite. http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/happy/85565.gif

[saint]

Position 4.

WTF!

[saint]

Dont try that at home

I busted my back in two places, crushed my right leg and hip.

[Warham]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Hey, even I had to give Warham props for having the BALLS to post that story in here.

I'd have entered the Witness Protection Program first:D

What the hell are you talking about, you whining liberal??

Go back into Frontline and starting bitching about Rove some more.

[Warham]

Position 4 is called the propeller, if I'm not mistaken.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Mezro
And whatever you figure out won't be entirely right.

Mezro...so many layers in a cake...so many layers in your average corned beef and cabbage meal...

Right. But it all depends on exactly what is in front of you.

single layer, double, frosting made with rum...

I'll take a Grilled Rueben on dark rye.

[Nickdfresh]

Nine sexual positions! Excellent, one for each wife.:D

[Guitar Shark]

How many wives does MAX have, exactly?

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
How many wives does MAX have, exactly?

I was exaggerating a bit. I think he only has four.

[Guitar Shark]

Fuckin' Mormons. :mad:

[MAX]

Both Nick and Sharky had better hush up or I will not be so kind to post the other nine positions.

[MAX]

<span id="glowtext">Lunchtime</span></b></font></font><br>
<font color="#ffa200"><b><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="1">Tis' Yummy</font>

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by MAX
<span id="glowtext">Lunchtime</span></b></font></font><br>
<font color="#ffa200"><b><font face="verdana,arial,helvetica" size="1">Tis' Yummy</font>

Is that the "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, pal!" position?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=590557

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is that the "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, pal!" position?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=590557

Actually Nick my friend,

This pic is a fuckin' gem. It might possibly be the last pic of Ed and Deve together prior to the split. It was taken in March of 1985. I didn't even know that Ed was in attendence when this was taken. Tis' at one of Dave's CFTH promotions. Ed's hair is short.

Props to Little Dan Halen at Brett's for finding this pic. :cool:

[Nickdfresh]

Interesting...

That's only a month be for he left then; it was April right?

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Interesting...

That's only a month be for he left then; it was April right?

April 1, 1985.

I thought it was an April fools joke at first...

[Golden AWe]

sexy men...hahahah

http://www.redrocker.com/Tahoe-050205d.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Interesting...

That's only a month be for he left then; it was April right?

That's when the initial announcement was made. It didn't become official until later in the summer.

[Mezro]

8/1/05

Mezro...Northern Girl has nothing to do with any of this...try again...

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Is that the "I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend, pal!" position?
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=590557


You see, this was taken at the same event. Weird huh?

[POJO_Risin]

Jesus H. Christ...that was a long ass time ago...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
8/1/05

Mezro...Northern Girl has nothing to do with any of this...try again...

Okay...thanks for the announcement completely unrelated to preceding posts. :confused:

[Mezro]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Jesus H. Christ...that was a long ass time ago...

Mezro...in a galaxy far, far away...

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Okay...thanks for the announcement completely unrelated to preceding posts. :confused:

I'm not a big fan of rules.

Mezro...some of the preceding posts have nothing to do with my thread topic...but I don't mind...just so long as people communicate...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Fuckin' Mormons. :mad:


Max is a SUPER MORMON! " Are you alright ma'am?! There you're safe now.........by the way......you married?"

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Max is a SUPER MORMON! " Are you alright ma'am?! There you're safe now.........by the way......you married?"

Furthermore, do you have any daughters I could also marry?

[WABOi]

http://whoshotjr.net/images/logo01.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by WABOi
http://whoshotjr.net/images/logo01.jpg

Wow, an alias...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Shocking, isnt it?

[Splooge]

FAK!!

[Mezro]

Fak indeed.

Mezro...8/1/05...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Mezro
8/1/05




Oh, you 8/1 Too ???

I get it.

Rikk is joining VH

[Mezro]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Oh, you 8/1 Too ???

I get it.

Rikk is joining VH

LOL...not quite.

Mezro...Rikk is joining (fill in the blank)...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Mezro
LOL...not quite.

Mezro...

Rikk is joining (American Idol)...

http://www.randyandjohn.com/diaryland/aaa_blog/images/2005/March/03-29/ai.jpg

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Mezro
LOL...not quite.

Mezro...Rikk is joining (fill in the blank)...

The Nylons?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Mezro
LOL...not quite.

Mezro...Rikk is joining (fill in the blank)...

Team Mezro.......


Welcome your new Mod.....

[Matt White]

VOICE-OVER: "WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR CAPED CRUSADER RIKK? WILL HE FALL OVER THE PRECIPICE? WILL HE BE SAVED BY A LAST MOMENT DARING RESCUE?
WILL HE GET THE GIRL AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER?
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TRUE BELIEVERS!"

[Matt White]

"It's just a SHOUT away..................."

[Matt White]

"MY LOVE BIGGER THAN A CADILLAC"

[Matt White]

"Pleased to me you, hope you guess my name..................."

[WABOi]

JOIN ME (http://www.join-me.co.uk/)
http://www.join-me.co.uk/bookusacover.jpg

NAHHHHH!!!

[Matt White]

"Get down to it......................"

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now where the hell is RIKK???
It is unlike him, not to be loged on...

Someone better go knock at his door before the cats find him!

Plus, his avatar looks sad lately...
HMmm....

I could swear Rikk was dead, if I didn't know exactly where he is...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Matt White
"MY LOVE BIGGER THAN A CADILLAC"

Gosh, I just LOVE cats!!!
This picture is hard for me to look at...
I just really want to pick him up!
:(

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I could swear Rikk was dead, if I didn't know exactly where he is...

RIKK was told to go get his shit together for 30 days, and then he'd come back as a MOD on 8/1/05

:cool:

Mezro = whaddidi win?

[Matt White]

"Cuddle up baby
Cuddle up tight
Cuddle up baby
Keep it all out of sight
Undercover
Keep it all out of sight
Undercover of the night"

[LoungeMachine]

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of sheep pen fame
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Proven many a times Samy's Lame
And I was ’round when Gay Cherone
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Sammy
Washed my rod and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game


I stuck around and watched Pete burn
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Flab, and her blisters
Alex Van Halen screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a Mod's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods MEZ made
I shouted out,
Who killed the Sheep?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Fluffer Status
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s cuntfusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners swing
As heads is tails
Just call me Rikkster
’cause I’m in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your soul to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, what’s my name
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name
Tell me baby, what’s my name
I tell you one time, you’re to blame
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
What’s me name
Tell me, baby, what’s my name
Tell me, sweetie, what’s my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[blonddgirl777]

Cool...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
You see, this was taken at the same event. Weird huh?

Dave looks mint. :cool:

[diamondsgirl]

It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,
I'll be writing more in a week or two.
I can make it longer if you like the style,
I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer...

http://homepage.mac.com/patrickmoutal/macmoutal/img/animated%20gif/typewriter_1.gif

[Matt White]

"I see the girls walk by,
dressed in their summer clothes,
I have to turn my head,
untill my darkness goes......"

[diamondsgirl]

Like a Rhinestone Cowboy...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/gcampbell1.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Now, that is such an unhappy man...

[diamondsgirl]

Loss of control
Loss of control
Loss of control

[Matt White]

"You way to civilized ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooH!"

[diamondsgirl]

i'm only wastin time
i think i better go

http://photos.derickrethans.nl/album/crap/aaa.jpg

[Matt White]

"So I'm packin' my bags for the Misty Mountains, where the spirits go now, over the hills where the spirits fly"

[diamondsgirl]

i really don't know :confused:

http://www.childrens-costumes.com/media/Troll.jpg

[Matt White]

"And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the Piper will lead us to reason......

And a new day will dawn,
for those who stand long,
and the forrest will echo with laughter......................"

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Dave looks mint. :cool:

http://www.cocktailtimes.com/history/top_mint_julep.jpg

[Dan]

I see Green people.

[Matt White]

And....they're MINTY FRESH!!!

[MAX]

Cunt hep it..............

http://www.bracken.co.uk/events/IMAGES/Muddy%20Face.jpg

+

http://www.geo-tools.com/Images/Products/New%20Folder/Bars/shovel-1-big.jpg

=

http://www.grovelands.com/acatalog/gardena-irrigation-watering-systems.jpg

[Dan]

Tic Tac

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Dan
Tic Tac

BANG!

[Matt White]

"I'm standin' next to a mountain,
Chop it down with the edge of my hand....."

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I could swear Rikk was dead, if I didn't know exactly where he is...

RIKK's a little busy right now is all.

[bueno bob]

A bit older than I pictured him, but not much different otherwise.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
"I'm standin' next to a mountain,
Chop it down with the edge of my hand....."


http://www.bagatellen.com/images/jimi1.jpg

the band I saw played that last night :cool:

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.music.privateweb.at/rockland/jimi-hendrix.gif

[Matt White]

KEWL!!!:D

"If 6..........turned out to be 9.................I don't mind...."

[tjvhou812]

ok who's up for pizza

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
ok who's up for pizza

I'm eating some twizzlers right now. :o

http://www.thecandycompany.com/graphics/nos/NLC150.jpg

I wonda how well they would go with pizza?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm eating some twizzlers right now. :o

http://www.thecandycompany.com/graphics/nos/NLC150.jpg

I wonda how well they would go with pizza?

ya know, thats a good question....

but it cant hurt to find out

[Carmine]

I have sugar free raisinettes...


...they kinda suck though.

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.reodorant.com/images/cartoons/Want%20Some%20Candy.jpg

[Matt White]

ALMOND JOY HAS NUTS....MOUNDS DON'T

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.relationshipjungle.com/images/w/woman_mouth_chocolate_red_lips1.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
I'm eating some twizzlers right now. :o



want some candy, little boy?

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/candypix-pages/chuckles_small.jpg

[Matt White]

UFf!

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/icons/large/pagecurl.gif

[Nickdfresh]

Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their hollywood bungalows
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
Or just another lost angel...city of night
City of night, city of night, city of night, woo, c’mon
L.a. woman, l.a. woman
L.a. woman sunday afternoon x3
Drive through your suburbs
Into your blues, into your blues, yeah
Into your blue-blue blues
Into your blues, ohh, yeah
I see your hair is burnin’
Hills are filled with fire
If they say I never loved you
You know they are a liar
Drivin’ down your freeways
Midnight alleys roam
Cops in cars, the topless bars
Never saw a woman...
So alone, so alone x2
Motel money murder madness
Let’s change the mood from glad to sadness
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’ x2
Got to keep on risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’
Mojo risin’, gotta mojo risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, gotta keep on risin’
Risin’, risin’
Gone risin’, risin’
I’m gone risin’, risin’
I gotta risin’, risin’
Well, risin’, risin’
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin’
Woah, ohh yeah
Well, I just got into town about an hour ago
Took a look around, see which way the wind blow
Where the little girls in their hollywood bungalows
Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light
Or just another lost angel...city of night
City of night, city of night, city of night, woah, c’mon
L.a. woman, l.a. woman, l.a. woman, your my woman
Little l.a. woman, little l.a. woman
L.a. l.a. woman woman, l.a. woman c’mon

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005V9HB.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

By George...er...JIM! It's all making sense now...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’ x2
Got to keep on risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, mr. mojo risin’
Mojo risin’, gotta mojo risin’
Mr. mojo risin’, gotta keep on risin’
Risin’, risin’
Gone risin’, risin’
I’m gone risin’, risin’
I gotta risin’, risin’
Well, risin’, risin’
I gotta, wooo, yeah, risin’
Woah, ohh yeah


http://www.musicmatic.de/F/FarOut_1a.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

Has anyone considered what will become of Libby?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
want some candy, little boy?

http://www.oldtimecandy.com/images/candypix-pages/chuckles_small.jpg


It's just wike Cwistmas!!!!

Can I have a Wowwipop too?

http://www.visual-voice.net/images/photos/dec04/ph_dec_katehappy.jpg

[diamondsgirl]

oh...you sweet little boy....c'mon over here and let DG help you tuck in your shirt...

:cool:

[diamondsgirl]

:cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
oh...you sweet little boy....c'mon over here and let DG help you tuck in your shirt...

:cool:

NUH UH.......

http://tatulife.kulichki.com/forum/images/smilie/1/no.gif

http://www.tucoo.com/DPC/People_Portraiture1999080910/s/2968-Blushing%20Boys.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
By George...er...JIM! It's all making sense now...


The best Doors song EVAA!!!


There’s blood in the streets, it’s up to my ankles
She came
There’s blood on the streets, it’s up to my knee
She came
Blood on the streets in the town of chicago
She came
Blood on the rise, it’s following me
Think about the break of day
She came and then she drove away
Sunlight in her hair
She came
Blood in the streets runs a river of sadness
She came
Blood in the streets it’s up to my thigh
She came
Yeah the river runs down the legs of the city
She came
The women are crying red rivers of weepin’
She came into town and then she drove away
Sunlight in her hair
Indians scattered on dawn’s highway bleeding
Ghosts crowd the young child’s fragile eggshell mind
Blood in the streets in the town of new haven
Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of venice
Blood in my love in the terrible summer
Bloody red sun of phantastic l.a.
Blood streams her brain as they chop off her fingers
Blood will be born in the birth of a nation
Blood is the rose of mysterious union
There’s blood in the streets, it’s up to my ankles
Blood in the streets, it’s up to my knee
Blood in the streets in the town of chicago
Blood on the rise, it’s following me

[diamondsgirl]

http://www.cobra-optics.co.uk/images/storm1.jpg

[MAX]

http://www.goodgirlart.com/images/smnl62.jpg

[MAX]

Originally posted by Mezro
Hang in there Brother MAX.

Mezro...you will see (along with the rest) on 8/1/05...

Oops....

Shucks and sorry I missed this post my former Brother in Main. lol.

Tis' "Elder" Max to you Brother Mez. ;)

Remember, I'm like Mormon and stuff? lmao.

Anyhoo, this better be good or I'll sick REAL Elders to your crib. :p

http://www.helpingmormons.org/images/cm25.jpg

[Splooge]

Originally posted by MAX
It's just wike Cwistmas!!!!

Can I have a Wowwipop too?



FAK I'm gonna puke!!

[Rikk]

So mote it be.

[bueno bob]

It must be the Larg.

It simply must be.

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Rikk
So mote it be.

SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by Rikk
So mote it be.

Welcome back Rikk. :cool:

:gulp:

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Welcome back Rikk. :cool:

:gulp:

Thank you, my friend.:lookie:

[Dan]

What up Rikk?

[Rikk]

Not much, my friend.:)

What you been up to this week?

[Splooge]

FAK!!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rikk
Not much, my friend.:)

What you been up to this week?

Working and enjoying our great Winter Not.

Are you on Summer break yet?

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Dan
Working and enjoying our great Winter Not.

Are you on Summer break yet?

Yeah, but I'm taking two classes and starting to pack for my move to Teacher's College in September.

[Dan]

Originally posted by Rikk
Yeah, but I'm taking two classes and starting to pack for my move to Teacher's College in September.

Sounds Great.

[MAX]

Originally posted by Splooge
FAK I'm gonna puke!!

The "baby" talk was an inner joke intended for the person to whom I was replying. :)

I think she got it and will kick me in the shins at a later date.

What does mouse puke look like anyways? lol.