Minks Are Furry

[HELLVIS]

MINKS ARE FURRY

[blonddgirl777]

And...???

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
MINKS ARE FURRY and they have small hard ons and mate in 9 secunts..

ddat's faster sexx than flappo..

so da ladies have said so:)

da guys say flappo won't leave and makes them cook brreakfast..


:spank:

[blonddgirl777]

Never mind!
:o

[thome]

Below what..and?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by thome
Below what..and?

Shit, did you just happen to read the post I deleted (in 30 secs.)???
Man you're fast!!!

I am fuck'n drunk...
:cato:

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
And...???

MINKS ARE FURRY

The air raid sounds as the people scream
while a giant vulture is eating up my dream.
Please God wake me from this sleepless life...
why you?

I see your hand reach to the sky.
Dive into me or stay and die.
The skipper in his soiled cap
decides it's time to check the map.
Lost without oceans to drown
his head stains the pillow's down.

Blood creates my ocean now.
The bones of many form my crown.
With no mercy for the dead
It stings my eyes and blinds my head.

Wake me from this sleepless life.

[HELLVIS]

Who's drunk?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Who's drunk?

I am...
:rolleyes:

[thome]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Shit, did you just happen to read the post I deleted (in 30 secs.)???
Man you're fast!!!

I am fuck'n drunk...
:cato:

Yes ,Sorry, that was too easy. Ha Ha
Yet somewhat funny! Ha Ha

[Phil theStalker]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Who's drunk? she's KNURD..


:spank:

[HELLVIS]

Wake me from this sleepless life.
I've married myself, now I'm my wife.
The king and queen of Neverdream,
though it's not as good as it may seem.

I'm sucked under the thick red sea.
With pills and cars we cease to be.
My kingdom falls. My ship sinks.
My crown collapses. My wife wears minks!

[blonddgirl777]

Fuck, this is depressing!

[blonddgirl777]

I need another drink, so I can go to sleep...

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Fuck, this is depressing!

Yeah, and this damned fur coat itches.

[blonddgirl777]

No, no, no...
Mink coats never itch!

They tickle...

[HELLVIS]

Great, so not only am I my own wife, but I'm allergic to my own wedding gifts too. Nice...

[thome]

Shaved MINK ? Its a good thing.

[blonddgirl777]

Here, we prefer the "National Beaver"...

[thome]

I have no knowlege of these things.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Who's drunk?

Mehttp://www.swish-tutorials.com/img/smilies/faded.gif

[blonddgirl777]

Yea Rrrright...
You don't know of our "National Beaver"?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Mehttp://www.swish-tutorials.com/img/smilies/faded.gif

What are you drinking?

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Yea Rrrright...
You don't know of our "National Beaver"?

I do not know of this "beaver", but I'm always willing to learn new things!:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
What are you drinking?

black n tans :cool:

[diamondsgirl]

and I had a chocolate martini because the bartender was fuckin' hot and i couldn't resist him...i mean it... :cool:

yummmmeee

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
black n tans :cool:

harp or bass?

[diamondsgirl]

bass :)

[HELLVIS]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
bass :)

You, my friend, may dirty my glasses anytime.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
I do not know of this "beaver", but I'm always willing to learn new things!:D

I don't know where exactly is "South of Purgatory" but if you live in Canada, you get to see a beaver on one side of each nickle...
;)
So guys jerk off to nickles!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
and I had a chocolate martini because the bartender was fuckin' hot and i couldn't resist him...i mean it... :cool:

yummmmeee

A CHOCOLATE Martini???
Now that's new to me!

All I drink is Vodka and Tequila...
:D

[HELLVIS]

Yes, that is a roll of canadian nickles in my pocket, and yes I am glad to see you!:D

[diamondsgirl]

chocolate martinis are grate

especially when the hot bartender leaves the bar to go to the corner store to buy some hersheys syrup especially for your drink ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
chocolate martinis are grate

especially when the hot bartender leaves the bar to go to the corner store to buy some hersheys syrup especially for your drink ;)

Girl, how did you tip him???
I don't mean "how much"... but: HOW???
:p

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Yes, that is a roll of canadian nickles in my pocket, and yes I am glad to see you!:D

Make sure you always keep the beaver near where it counts!
:D

[HELLVIS]

Here's one for you Diamonds...

[blonddgirl777]

Now THAT is a gorgeous "Olivia" drawing...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Girl, how did you tip him???
I don't mean "how much"... but: HOW???
:p

I gave him a BIG tit...I mean tip...:D

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Here's one for you Diamonds...

hell yeah :D

got my bangs cut today :)

[HELLVIS]

Nighty nite.

[diamondsgirl]

Is Bettie fuckin hot or what?

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by HELLVIS
Nighty nite.

naughty nite Hellvis...

[HELLVIS]

OH HELL YES! Now say good night Gracie.

[blonddgirl777]

She sure inspired many...
Good Night!
ZZZzzzz.......