Signs, Sign, Everwhere Signs

[LoungeMachine]

On my way back up the Oregon Coast this week, I was driving through Astoria, and noticed the Holiday Inn Express and their Reader Board.

It's sign said:

Where Sleeping Under The Bridge Is A Good Thing


It is located almost directly under the bridge crossing the mouth of the Columbia River.

Now I know I'm a wussy, PC, Bleeding Heart Liberal, but I still think I have a pretty good sense of Humor, but I found this sign in really poor taste. Making fun of the homeless by a Worldwide Corporation [other than the Bush /Cheney Administration] is pretty low.

I'm sure whoever put it up thought they were being funny.





NEXT, as I was driving Hiway 30 through Clatskanie, on my way to I-5, I noticed one of those " Adopt a Hiway" signs.

THIS particular stretch of hiway 30 is kept up by:

NW PUNKS

I kid you not.

It brought a grin to my face imagining a team of black pleated skirts, black boots, mohawks, Sex Pistol T-shirts, and safety pins bending over and cleaning up empty beer cans and cig. butts.


:cool:

[Guitar Shark]

That reminds me, whatever happened to Tesla?

[Rikk]

Even better question:

Whatever happened to the FIVE MAN ELECTRIC BAND?:D

[academic punk]

Even better, whatever happened to my youthful optimism?

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by academic punk
Even better, whatever happened to my hairpiece?

Check the barber shop dude, we've been through this. ;)

Hey Lounge, what were you doing in Oregon anyway? Picking up some cheddar?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Check the barber shop dude, we've been through this. ;)


I am so gonna force-feed your cock to Jesterstar.

You're gonna go to sleep one of these nights, and instead of waking up with a decapitated horse head on your sheets, you're gonna find Jesterstar down there, slurping the last remnants of your seed, and suddenly that erotic dream you'd just been having involving Susannah Hoffs is going to seem much less fulfilling.

And you'll never ever be able to listen to "Eternal Flame" again!!!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by academic punk
I am so gonna force-feed your cock to Jesterstar.

You're gonna go to sleep one of these nights, and instead of waking up with a decapitated horse head on your sheets, you're gonna find Jesterstar down there, slurping the last remnants of your seed, and suddenly that erotic dream you'd just been having involving Susannah Hoffs is going to seem much less fulfilling.

And you'll never ever be able to listen to "Eternal Flame" again!!!

For the last time dude, NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH MY COCK. I don't care if it's just to feed it to Jizzystool. I am getting tired of your repeated requests, frankly. But, I am impressed with your ability to withstand rejection.

Mmmm.... Susannah :p

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
I fantasize about being manhandled by the second string roster of the Seahawks and them filming it all and the Bangles using the footage in their comeback VH1 Special.

Mmmm...Curt Warner

[Guitar Shark]

LMAO! :D

AP 1
GS 0

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LMAO! :D

AP 1
GS 0

Dont' discredit yourself! You got a couple of good ones in there yourself! The way I;ve got it scored it's tied one all!

[Rikk]

You two make a cute couple.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
That reminds me, whatever happened to Tesla?

:cool:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark


Hey Lounge, what were you doing in Oregon anyway? Picking up some cheddar?

:D

I should have stopped at the Tillamook factory and picked up JizzySTOOL a gift :D



I love the Oregon Coast. Spend as much time as I can there.:cool:


Went only as south as Florence this trip.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Rikk
You two make a cute couple.

They're registered at Nordstrom's

We should get them a gift
:cool:

[thome]

Even better whatever happend to lounge machines badassedness?
the new and improoved softer L.M. confuses and befuddles my

Unfrozen caveman head.??

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by thome
Even better whatever happend to lounge machines badassedness?
the new and improoved softer L.M. confuses and befuddles my

Unfrozen caveman head.??

I mellow on the Coast.

Don't fret.

I'll bitchslap you back to Kansas soon enough.

:cool:

[thome]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I mellow on the Coast.

Don't fret.

I'll bitchslap you back to Kansas soon enough.

:cool:
WheW! thanks i needed that.