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ELVIS
03-10-2004, 01:14 PM
Thou shalt have no other God except thyself; after all, it's thy self-esteem that counts. If thou doth not love thyself, who will?

Thou shalt not make any graven image out of any substances which cannot be recycled.

Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism, including feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victim of America.

Remember the anniversaries of Roe vs Wade and Anita Hill's testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, and keep them holy.

Honor thy mother. If she is dysfunctional, it is thy father's fault.

Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions: life forms under the second trimester, and those opting for medically assisted suicides.

Thou shalt not commit adultery. Unless thou aspirest to high political office, useth a condom, or cannot help it.

Thou shalt not steal. Unless thou art disadvantaged or upset with a jury verdict.

Thou shalt not bear false witness. Unless thou art discussing the history of the 1980's, art campaigning, or can afford good legal counsel in the event that thou art discovered.

Thou shalt not covet. Unless thou art the victim of gender-related oppression or institutional racism, or art still angry with Reagan's tax cuts.

Always hide the real truth about thyself.

Never admit who or what thou really art when campaigning for office.

Always blame someone else for what thou dost - even so far as to blame the entire society.

Thou shalt oppose all punishment - except when conservative Republicans or religious right people criticize thee.


:elvis:

Pink Spider
03-10-2004, 02:11 PM
#15: Oxycontin is bad. For it will maketh you deaf and stupid liketh Rush Limbaugh. :D

ELVIS
03-10-2004, 02:14 PM
True enough.. but he has repented...:)

Jesus Christ
03-10-2004, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
True enough.. but he has repented...:)

And how would ye know that, My son? :confused:

He said so. A mans word is his word...

Jesus Christ
03-10-2004, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Pink Spider
#15: Oxycontin is bad. For it will maketh you deaf and stupid liketh Rush Limbaugh. :D

"liketh" is not a word. But otherwise, that soundeth like a good Commandment. I'll ask Dad if He's looking for some new ones.

ELVIS
03-10-2004, 02:40 PM
What just happened ??

Jesus Christ
03-10-2004, 02:46 PM
Thou shalt not edit posts, Gregory! :mad:

ELVIS
03-10-2004, 02:51 PM
I didn't!

That's why I asked the question...

Dr. Love
03-10-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Thou shalt not edit posts, Gregory! :mad:


Yeah, exactly!!

For a minute, I thought FORD was afoot.

Shame on you, E! ;)

ELVIS
03-10-2004, 03:04 PM
I did no such thing!

John Ashcroft
03-10-2004, 10:40 PM
No worries dude. (I missed the whole episode)

So just what did you mean to say Jesus?

We can clear it up right now.

BITEYOASS
03-10-2004, 11:18 PM
Although I cannot say whether Rush will go to heaven or hell for oxycotin binge, the things he said about it and his hypocritical judgement of drug users. I do think he has lost all credibility as a so-called Conservative. Thank god for Michael Savage!

John Ashcroft
03-11-2004, 08:29 AM
Nah. Like he said on his show, just because he's failed doesn't mean the Conservative ideology is flawed. Oh, and remember, the libs had to go back to like '94 or something to get one comment from him on drug users. He also said on his show that he's deliberately avoided talking about drug users because he obviously knew he had a problem.

I don't believe he's lost credibility at all. But the people who have been trying to discredit Rush for years are obviously overjoyed at this turn of events. Heroine addicts are just fine and dandy, pain killer addicts are the real problem (if they're conservative talk show hosts, that is).