What Would Sarge Do?

[Dave's PA Rental]

Should I download some porn.....

OR


go make a sandwich?

[Carmine]

download porn WHILE making the sandwich?

[Dave's PA Rental]

...hmmmmmmmm

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Should I download some porn.....

OR


go make a sandwich?

SARGE would multi-task motherfucker!

[academic punk]

depends on the kind of sandwich and type of porn.

(for example: if it's gay porn....go make the sandwich. If it's, say, a tofu surprise sandwich, download the porn.)

[Dave's PA Rental]

Thats not what he told me...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Thats not what he told me...

Sarge told you to download the gay porn???!!??

[Carmine]

Provolone...there MUST be provolone!!!

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by academic punk
Sarge told you to download the gay porn???!!??


maybe he did, and maybe he DID...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Provolone...there MUST be provolone!!!

I'm deeply troubled by your following up a post that mentions gay porn with a demand for provolone....

[rustoffa]

Buy a McRib or wank on a gourmay meal???

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
I'm deeply troubled by your following up a post that mentions gay porn with a demand for provolone....

Italian olives and peppers?

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
maybe he did, and maybe he DID...

Well, then maybe you should get in touch with Jesterstar. He's started a few posts that would indicate his pride with his gay porn library.

JesterStar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
Italian olives and peppers?


You drink with your pinky sticking out, don't you?

[Dave's PA Rental]

I will announce my decision at aproximately 12:30 Eastern Time Zone on July 15...

[Matt White]

I think Sarge would motor down to the DAMSite INN....order a Beer & a shot.......Then the club sandwhich

[rustoffa]

He was ground into gyro meat and devoured by a pack of hungry grays...

[POJO_Risin]

Look...

Sarge would be able to watch the gay porn...

make the sandwich...

and rub one off...


all at the same time...

[POJO_Risin]

Just don't ask what is on the sandwich...

[Carmine]

Originally posted by academic punk
You drink with your pinky sticking out, don't you?

Yeah...halfway out....just to make the ring sparkle...

[Dave's PA Rental]

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At 12:27 I ate a bowl of clam chowder and then changed my son's shit-filled diaper.

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
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At 12:27 I ate a bowl of clam chowder and then changed my son's shit-filled diaper.

New England or Manhatten?


I had New England myself...

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
New England or Manhatten?


I had New England myself...

I ate the New England...

however, the diaper chowder looked an awful lot like burned Manhattan...

[Dave's PA Rental]

IM ON FUCKING FIRE TODAY!

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
I ate the New England...

however, the diaper chowder looked an awful lot like burned Manhattan...

HA! Burned Manhatten...been there...SEEN that!

[Cathedral]

It was a trick question because Sarge has a wife to make the sandwich for him, therefore, his only task IS to download the porn.

As for whats on the sandwich, I don't care for Sarge's particular brand of Mayo.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
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At 12:27 I ate a bowl of clam chowder and then changed my son's shit-filled diaper.
:lol:

[Mezro]

W.W.S.D?

Nope.

More like W.D.S.D.

Mezro...what he did do is tangible...what he would do is speculative...

[academic punk]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
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At 12:27 I ate a bowl of clam chowder and then changed my son's shit-filled diaper.


To some (like, for example, NickDFresh), this would indeed qualify as top-notch porn.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by Mezro
W.W.S.D?

Nope.

More like W.D.S.D.

Mezro...what he did do is tangible...what he would do is speculative...

exactly! ;)

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
exactly! ;)

Mezro...I hear you Dave...LOL...it is all good man:cool:...

[Dave's PA Rental]

:bottle:

[guwapo_rocker]

Rub it with garlic...

[guwapo_rocker]

Or not.

[guwapo_rocker]

See the ham....

[Nickdfresh]

Sandwich in one had, wank with the other.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Sandwich in one had, wank with the other.

What about the mouse? You need to be able to use the mouse.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
What about the mouse? You need to be able to use the mouse.

Cheers! :bottle:

That's what feet are for...

[guwapo_rocker]

Her name was Rhonda...

[guwapo_rocker]

I think..