Rate That Turd

[Golden AWe]

This is the thread where you come after you've taken a SHITE.

Perfect waste of time for those of us who are at work, or those who kill their freetime in front of the computer...but then you had to go, and after the session, you come back here and RATE THAT TURD.

Also, if you have some grate or unforgettable memories about pooping at a wrong place, tell it here. What is the oddest place where you had to go, number two?

I had a sour stomach this morning and it was a really soft one. Rating from 4-10,

7 for the smell (pretty fuckin' bad)
8 for the color (semi-yellow)
8 for the relievance. (the morning glory)

Who said I only start shitty threads?

RATE THAT TURD!!!

PS. Women don't shit.

[Golden AWe]

Nobody gives a shit about this thread?

[Anonymous]

The 'best' turds are those on Sunday mornings. Well, afternoons. But it's morning to me. ESPECIALLY if you had a 'bit' of red wine. They have to be rated:

9 for the smell (awful, sickening sour-sweet smell)
9 for the color (black, totally black)
9 for the relievance (you do feel a lot better afterwards...)

As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

GRATE!!!

Can't wait for my next one...

[Last_Child]

Hmm...

3. smell...Nothing much, actually.
6. Brown...
7. Pheew

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by Last_Child
Hmm...

3. smell...Nothing much, actually.
6. Brown...
7. Pheew

Go into details, please... what caused it? At what time? While this may be a sghitty thread, let's have a bit of class posting here none the less. Not just post paddin'.

Cheers! :bottle:

[Golden AWe]

people - eat much, poop well!

[Last_Child]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Go into details, please... what caused it? At what time? While this may be a sghitty thread, let's have a bit of class posting here none the less. Not just post paddin'.

Cheers! :bottle:

Details?

ehh...

Caused By some Taco & Ice Cream For desert..

Heavy Taco.
Late Dinner, Me Hungry.

[Redballjets88]

you need a rating for size...i mean come on massive shits are bonus points or sumthing

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
you need a rating for size...i mean come on massive shits are bonus points or sumthing

Especially if you're over at a girl's house!

[Redballjets88]

yeah...one time i had a wrap around....one that was so long it wrapped around the circumfrence of the bowl...and i was like 8

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
yeah...one time i had a wrap around....one that was so long it wrapped around the circumfrence of the bowl...and i was like 8

That's pretty impressive for a kid that young!

[floyd95]

took a massive shit at my brothers house as i always do when i go over there

left it in the toilet for him to see later

7 smell - average shit smell really
7 color - nice brown log
10 relevance - relevant b/c my brother likes sammy hagar and deserved it

oh i guess that's relievance ummm i guess a 10 b/c i was holding it until i got to his house

[floyd95]

sister-in-law actually found it later

called my bro a fat, disgusting pig

classic

[Bandit02]

Originally posted by floyd95
sister-in-law actually found it later

called my bro a fat, disgusting pig

classic

I am glad to see I am not the only one that has ever done that. I was having an argument withan ex- gf and left one for her! She was pissed off for a month.. To top it off it stopped up the toilet in her apartment. That night I gave birth to a bouncing brown baby punkin!

[fryingdutchman]

Sounds like you guys might want to head on over to...


www.ratemypoo.com

[Golden AWe]

Today, at work:

8 smell, highly revolting, no living person should've entered that toilet for an hour after that
5 color, didn't check
10 relievance, it was a clean one, like teflon-covered, hardly leaving a skid mark on the paper!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by floyd95
took a massive shit at my brothers house as i always do when i go over there

left it in the toilet for him to see later


Next time try leaving a "top shelf" behind.

Go in the tank.

Everytime they flush, the water will get a little dirtier, and they'll never figure out why.

Fun all around !!!:D

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
This is the thread where you come after you've taken a SHITE.

Perfect waste of time for those of us who are at work, or those who kill their freetime in front of the computer...but then you had to go, and after the session, you come back here and RATE THAT TURD.

Also, if you have some grate or unforgettable memories about pooping at a wrong place, tell it here. What is the oddest place where you had to go, number two?

I had a sour stomach this morning and it was a really soft one. Rating from 4-10,

7 for the smell (pretty fuckin' bad)
8 for the color (semi-yellow)
8 for the relievance. (the morning glory)

Who said I only start shitty threads?

RATE THAT TURD!!!

PS. Women don't shit.

type poo into Google and click on the first result or 'I'm feeling lucky'

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Next time try leaving a "top shelf" behind.

Go in the tank.

Everytime they flush, the water will get a little dirtier, and they'll never figure out why.

Fun all around !!!:D

Oh that's MEAN! Funny, but mean!

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Sounds like you guys might want to head on over to...


www.ratemypoo.com

That's just nasty. Tothink there are actually that many people out there who actually spend time photographing their shits... :rolleyes:

[classicdude]

What a poopy thread!

This looks like a post concert toilet....

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Go into details, please... what caused it? At what time? While this may be a sghitty thread, let's have a bit of class posting here none the less. Not just post paddin'.

Cheers! :bottle:
Well i aint post paddin Pus ,
but WTF AWe ya got another thread that ya had to make up on a Great BuzzLMAO I love the Shite you get going on .
When Ever i Eat Pizza People around me Must Run and Hide Cuz my Farts are Worse than my time in the shitter i made a dog puke at a friends house once and cleared it out. pizza and beer not a good mix for Old Ozz, BOOM !! :eek:

[superdave]

The best ones are the ones that look like the Titanic when they are being flushed--one end sticking up in the air out of the water....

[fryingdutchman]

Originally posted by Keeyth
That's just nasty. Tothink there are actually that many people out there who actually spend time photographing their shits... :rolleyes:

Pretty fucked up, isn't it??? :)

The depths of human depravity are never ending....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by fryingdutchman
Pretty fucked up, isn't it??? :)

The depths of human depravity are never ending....

i.e. Sammy Hagar:cool:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
The 'best' turds are those on Sunday mornings. Well, afternoons. But it's morning to me. ESPECIALLY if you had a 'bit' of red wine. They have to be rated:

9 for the smell (awful, sickening sour-sweet smell)
9 for the color (black, totally black)
9 for the relievance (you do feel a lot better afterwards...)

As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here? :D

Cheers! :bottle:

The color: Black (totally black), is a sign of bad digestion and/or health!
And if it doesn't fall easily, in one big piece as well...
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
:eek:
:p Ah!.............

The worse, is after drinking lots of espresso...!!!
:rolleyes:

But of course... NOT ME!!!
I never go #:2 (as promised to Rikk before)
:p

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
But of course... NOT ME!!!
I never go #:2 (as promised to Rikk before)
:p

girls NEVER go!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
girls NEVER go!

Anyways...
Guys always like to beleive that!
:lol:


Does it mean girls are permanantly constipated?
:(

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here?


... I don't know about Rome's Coliseum at 1:00 AM but;
Try China!!!
ANYWHERE in China...

You get to "comfortably" squat in a whole made in the ground (but tiled)
and try to do it in the cleanest way you can...

Guys are right... (western) girls NEVER go (in China)!!!
:( :mad:

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Anyways...
Guys always like to beleive that!
:lol:


Does it mean girls are permanantly constipated?
:(

nooo...you eat so little, like half of an apple and a glass of water per day, right?

hahahaha

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
nooo...you eat so little, like half of an apple and a glass of water per day, right?

hahahaha

Call me a pig, but I eat the whole apple... and a glass of water...

It's true, guys get to go more often and with so much more intensity!
Eew!

[Golden AWe]

when I think of you "pig" is not on the list of the words that come to my mind...

[Thorman]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
The 'best' turds are those on Sunday mornings. Well, afternoons. But it's morning to me. ESPECIALLY if you had a 'bit' of red wine. They have to be rated:

9 for the smell (awful, sickening sour-sweet smell)
9 for the color (black, totally black)
9 for the relievance (you do feel a lot better afterwards...)

As for the strangest place to ever take a dump at, that would be the Coliseum... yep, the one in Rome. At 1 am. Any italians here? :D

Your whacked...go back and listen to Stand Up!! That is such a classic song!!

BAM

Cheers! :bottle:

[superdave]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Next time try leaving a "top shelf" behind.

Go in the tank.

Everytime they flush, the water will get a little dirtier, and they'll never figure out why.

Fun all around !!!:D

Great idea, will have to try that sometime at my sister's house...