Ozzy Fudd
07-20-2005, 06:52 AM
:D
as with all e-mail i get this one made Laugh like hell, So Dear Brother from Down Under, i was wondering was this really true ? Did this really happen?
Here it is
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, " well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady go
on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a
sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming", and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"...I
just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED! :D
as with all e-mail i get this one made Laugh like hell, So Dear Brother from Down Under, i was wondering was this really true ? Did this really happen?
Here it is
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY:
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, " well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady go
on the bus, I couldn't help notice her condition. She sat under a
sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming", and I
grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"...I
just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED! :D