Accessories you can't live without.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Accessories you can't live without.



For me it would be Finger-ease.

My ex-gf had some...and I tried it, and been using it since.

It makes the strings last MUCH longer...and makes the neck (both the back and strings) smooth to play on.

Without it, it feels like my hand gets snagged up....or "drags" on the neck.

[The Scatologist]

Jock Strap

KY Jelly

Assless chaps

China Shrink Cream

Sailor Costume

Techno Flex Wand......

errrr nevermind

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by The Scatologist
Jock Strap

KY Jelly

Assless chaps

China Shrink Cream

Sailor Costume

Techno Flex Wand......

errrr nevermind


:rofl:


WTF is China Shrink Cream? LMAO

[jojo2371]

well china shrink cream is used to make you last longer ,u rub it on your crank and it numbs you a little bit so you dont pop too early ........er or so a friend told me once !!!

[The Scatologist]

No, actually, it's used to tighten up a pussy.

Which brings to mind a VERY curious question!


What happens if you use it on a dick?!


Would mixing some of the stuff into your friend's vaseline jar be a cause of explosive laughter?!

[zeronumber]

Capo: mostly because It's easier to play songs and sing, when I can adjust the tunnings with ease.(Since most songs are written in the key of C, I put a capo on the second fret of my aucostic to sing in A)

Tape Recorder: Mostly whenever I'm practicing lead, I'll record myself playing rythem via guitar chords, or bass, then play over it, and play lead parts over it.

Toy Gun: Yeah, I know, it sounds weired, but whenever I fire it near my pickups, it makes cool ass sound effects, that I use for a few of my songs.

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by zeronumber
Capo: mostly because It's easier to play songs and sing, when I can adjust the tunnings with ease.(Since most songs are written in the key of C, I put a capo on the second fret of my aucostic to sing in A)


Most songs are in C?

The guy from the Billy Idol / Vince Neil band had a toy gun too. Can't remember his name. Black hair...looks like an ugly chick....

[zeronumber]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Most songs are in C?

The guy from the Billy Idol / Vince Neil band had a toy gun too. Can't remember his name. Black hair...looks like an ugly chick....

Actually, most compositions are in C. And If there are ones in C, or whatever, I can change tunnings accordingly. I could just play bar chords, but it's just eaiser to play chords you can play roughly all in the sam position.

Like, If a song had a chord progression from G to D, to C to D, I would be unable to sing it.

I clamp on a capo, G becomes an A and so on

As for the toy gun, yeah, billy idol's guitarist does that from time to time, I also use my remote controls, and random toys as well. It's cool to hear, otherwise inaudiable frequencies.

[ashstralia]

Originally posted by zeronumber
but it's just eaiser to play chords you can play roughly all in the sam position.


the sam position?

do you mean bending over?

:p

[Big Fat Sammy]

Originally posted by ashstralia
the sam position?

do you mean bending over?

:p

How did I miss THAT ONE ?! LMAO :D :D :D

[jojo2371]

Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
Most songs are in C?

The guy from the Billy Idol / Vince Neil band had a toy gun too. Can't remember his name. Black hair...looks like an ugly chick....

steve stevens !!!!

[sammysucks65]

haha

this thread is random

violin bow!

pull a paige

seriously never tried it.,,,

gotta have my wedgie pick holder up at the nut


and my 80s hair metal..hair

cause thats how i roll
not in public haha
just during a gig or something

[Nitro Express]

Good quality cables. The best gear in the world is shit with lousey cables.

[Cathedral]

A chick to fuck after rehearsal.

[The Scatologist]

We all need a

Hand Held Bidet (http://www.nawtythings.com/toys/dj0291.html)

[Nitro Express]

Yeah, nobody wants to fuck a smelly ass or pussy.

[Coyote]

Capo, slide, picks.

[GAR]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Good quality cables. The best gear in the world is shit with lousey cables.

AAARGGH~!!

[GAR]

I'll go with:

http://www.musik-schmidt.de/osc-schmidt/catalog/images/GHS-Fast-Fret.jpg

Fastfret in a stick.. cuz it never dries out in the can and not spilly and messy.

Metric Allen wrench keyset

http://ace.imageg.net/graphics/product_images/pACE-985815reg.jpg

.. and a 2pak of 9v batteries

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/03/98/00/03/0003980003678_215X215.jpg

[BrownSound1]

Beer, bottle of Jack, and some condoms...what more do you need? :D

Since I'm assuming this is for a gig I'll go with:

Fuses...for the amp.
Extra set of strings, along with Allen wrenches so I can change a string. (For Floyd Rose)
Plenty of picks