[b] Occupational Jokes and Humors…[/b]

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IRS Jokes

The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 40% the time it is hanging round unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time
it is pissed off, and 10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of that, it has two dependents and they are both nuts.:D

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More IRS joke...

Effective March 1st, 2006, your penis will be taxed according to size. The tax brackets are as follows:

10 - 12" $30.00 Luxury Tax
8 - 10" $25.00 Pole Tax
5 - 8" $15.00 Privilege Tax
4 - 5" $10.00 Nuisance Tax

Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!

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IRS are still waiting for answers for the following questions:

Are there penalties for early withdrawals?

What if one's penis is self employed?

Do multiple partners count as a corporation?

Are condoms a deductible expense as work clothes?

Is there an additional tax if you are not circumcised?

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A banker vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought?
Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The banker replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in
Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood
insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "How do you start a
flood?"

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Humor on French Pilot ...:o ;)

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a
pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is
in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our
hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre,
the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She
smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little,
Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and
starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?",
asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have
white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate
interlude and things really steam up.


Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our
hero, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes
a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river.

Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams
furiously, "PIERRE, what in the hell do you think you're doing?"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot!
When I go down, I go down in flames!"

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This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, "I want to open a fuckin' checking account"

To which the lady replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"

"Listen up dammit, I said I want to open a fuckin' checking account right now."

"Sir, I'm sorry but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"

The teller left the window and went over to the bank manager and told him about her situation. They both returned and the manager asked, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no damn problem," the man said, "I just won 50 million in the lottery and I want to open a fuckin' checking account in this damn bank!"

"I see sir," the manager said, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

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The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike! Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and says 'you can have ANYTHING you want!!'"

"Good choice," says the first guy, "her clothes wouldn't have fit you anyway.

[Bandit02]

Do you know the dumbest part of a mans anatomy is?

The Penis Why you may ask because it has and eye that can't see, a head with no brains, His 2 best friends are nuts and he lives next door to an asshole. LMFAO!!!!!!!

[Bandit02]

Do you know what is black and brown and looks good on Lawyers?


Dobermans

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Originally posted by Bandit02
Do you know the dumbest part of a mans anatomy is?

The Penis Why you may ask because it has and eye that can't see, a head with no brains, His 2 best friends are nuts and he lives next door to an asshole. LMFAO!!!!!!!

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