Roth Army Member Awards?

[Soul Reaper]

maybe the Army could have our own member awards (if we haven't already). Best member, best new member, most hated member etc.

[guwapo_rocker]

Largest member....

[Redballjets88]

biggest raper of sheep

person with the sn reballjets88

best dressed

most drunk

[Shaun Ponsonby]

That's not a bad idea, Reap.

Lets see, the running order for the ceremony...

OPENING
PERFORMANCE: An army member performs with his band
AWARD 1: Best Mod
AWARD 2: Funniest Member
COMEDY FROM THE SHEEP PEN
AWARD 3: Best Newcomer
AWARD 4: Best Thread
PERFORMANCE: An army member performs with his band
AWARD 5: Worst Army Member
AWARD 6: Best Sheep
COMEDY FROM THE DUMP
AWARD 7: Worst Army Member
AWARD 8: Best Army Member
PERFORMANCE: Full set from The Diamond One Himself
CLOSING

FREE BAR!
A NO HOLDS BBQ DINNER (ALSO FREE)!
ANOTHER FREE BAR!

[Unchainme]

Nominate For Best Newcomer.

[VonHalen]

biggest balls

[The Scatologist]

Best Thread Award.

Me.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=619621#post619621

[Dave's PA Rental]

Dude...I might do something with this...

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Dude...I might do something with this...

Uh huh uh huh............

[mewisemagic]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Largest member.... LMMFAO

[DavidLeeNatra]

if you are running for the "gayest thread"-award you seem to be very lucky with this one :D

[guwapo_rocker]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD......

[Dave's PA Rental]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
if you are running for the "gayest thread"-award you seem to be very lucky with this one :D

perhaps...

[Thorman]

Best thread starter nomination would have to go to me...all you have to do is go back and see my history of threads I have started. For the most part they have all been original and elicited a fair amount of discussion.

BAM

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
Dude...I might do something with this...


I remember the Army March Madness competition....pure fucking CARNAGE.

It was like the Civil War. Brother agianst brother, Sarge was the Army equivalent of Sherman.....Pojo turning the Army creek into a blood-soaked Antietam.....

I'll steer clear of this one....Oh Can-a-da, your donut joints are call-ing..........

[ALinChainz]

It was carnage!

You would probably have to do it by committee ... otherwise the voting thing becomes just a popularity contest.

Not that there's anything WRONG with that ... :D

[Dave's PA Rental]

[gears turning] Hmmmm.....[/gears turning]

[Carmine]

Originally posted by Dave's PA Rental
[gears turning] Hmmmm.....[/gears turning]


{ spraying with WD-40....liberally}

[mewisemagic]

Originally posted by Carmine Raguzza.
{ spraying with WD-40....liberally} Give It Up..

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Thorman
Best thread starter nomination would have to go to me...all you have to do is go back and see my history of threads I have started. For the most part they have all been original and elicited a fair amount of discussion.

BAM

you'd get an award for being the most annoying member:D

[Carmine]

Originally posted by mewisemagic
Give It Up..


I've hung out with Daves PA...maybe I should have used "Neverceeze"...:D

[Thorman]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
you'd get an award for being the most annoying member:D

CG thats not what you said last nite........

BAM

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by Thorman
CG thats not what you said last nite........

BAM

here is your award...we think you should get and use it RIGHT NOW!

http://www.spicygear.com/content/product/large/fist-fury.jpg

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Thorman
CG thats not what you said last nite........

BAM

She said you were a "CUNT" last night!!!

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Thorman
CG thats not what you said last nite........

BAM
haha...you're a funny guy thorman:D

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Matt White
She said you were a "CUNT" last night!!!
"CUNT" is too nice of of a word for him:D

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by canadiandlrgirl
"CUNT" is too nice of of a word for him:D

calling him gay will probably turn him on. so don't.

he goes beyond normal insults.

[canadiandlrgirl]

Originally posted by Soul Reaper
calling him gay will probably turn him on. so don't.

he goes beyond normal insults.
LOL...

[Soul Reaper]

indeed...

[Unchainme]

Heres my ballot

OPENING
PERFORMANCE: An army member performs with his band
AWARD 1: Best Mod: FORD
AWARD 2: Funniest Member: Bueno Bob (Sorry But everytime he owns sheep, he does it with Comedic Flare.)
COMEDY FROM THE SHEEP PEN
AWARD 3: Best Newcomer (ME! :D)
AWARD 4: Best Thread Jesterstar Fights To Stop Rotharmy Men From Opressing Women
(Jizzy proves hes got that certain hunger.)
PERFORMANCE: An army member performs with his band
AWARD 5: Worst Army Member: Jesterstar
AWARD 6: Best Sheep: Three Inch
COMEDY FROM THE DUMP
AWARD 7: Best Army Member: Bueno Bob
PERFORMANCE: Full set from The Diamond One Himself
CLOSING

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
here is your award...we think you should get and use it RIGHT NOW!

http://www.spicygear.com/content/product/large/fist-fury.jpg

LMFAO

[blonddgirl777]

Sorry... just trying to get rid of the big ugly thread (by bumping this one)...

[scottydabodi]

Y'know, blonddgirl, your new avatar is VERY distracting... so much in fact, I forgot what I was going to say...

PS -Yes, you do rock...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by scottydabodi
Y'know, blonddgirl, your new avatar is VERY distracting... so much in fact, I forgot what I was going to say...

PS -Yes, you do rock...

Thanks!
:cato2:

[blonddgirl777]

Now, what where you gonna say???

[scottydabodi]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Now, what where you gonna say???

Uhh... to tell ya the truth, I have no fucking idea... probably something witty and intelligent :)

right?!?

[Golden AWe]

most english tv bird pics and pron posted - is it me or grimsdale, who knows

most crispy parsnips - i think several dm's have a chance

most human grease on the monitor - grimsdale

[propa-mint100]

thiz site shud git n award for gayst site ever

stoopid rock twats

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by propa-mint100
thiz site shud git n award for gayst site ever

stoopid rock twats


and you're running for the "worst writer" or the "youngest person to post"?