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Elitest
03-13-2004, 02:29 PM
because he exists!



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YankeeRose
03-14-2004, 12:49 AM
~~~~~he's dreamy~~~~~~

flappo
03-14-2004, 08:44 AM
eek eek i'm a banana

Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 04:31 AM
that's my line sunshine!

Elitest
03-15-2004, 04:48 AM
flappo and grimmy are cute but they dont hold a candle ( even one shaped like a bottle of port) to the furry one....

Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 11:03 AM
indeed, we're egg shaped

Elitest
03-15-2004, 11:54 AM
chocolate miniegg shaped

in parts

Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 02:08 PM
which parts?

Elitest
03-16-2004, 12:13 PM
the giblets

Mr Grimsdale
03-18-2004, 03:15 PM
oh yes
those are wonderful

they make great soup

Ally_Kat
03-18-2004, 03:19 PM
where is funkmonkey?

Elitest
03-19-2004, 06:33 AM
he is busy



busy being gorgeous

SensibleShoes
03-19-2004, 09:52 AM
He saved me from incarceration at Vonnies. The Evil TJ & Catfish were trying to put my ass away over an ebay purchase......

Thank god for Simian law.....

lesfunk
03-19-2004, 11:23 AM
it's because his monkey is Funky

Mr Grimsdale
03-19-2004, 12:45 PM
i'll roast his knackers over an open fire!

Elitest
03-19-2004, 03:03 PM
He is superlative at everything he does

Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2004, 05:40 PM
knackers roasting on an open fire
la la la la la la la

how the fuck does that song go again?

pete
03-21-2004, 06:35 PM
Originally posted by Elitest
because he exists!



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aaaawwwwww

how thweet.

(I'd say she's gushing at the "giblets")

Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2004, 07:03 PM
leave her giblets out of it

she's too old for giblets

she's far too old

Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:58 AM
yes once I got to kindergatrten I left all giblets behind me...hahahaha

The scrumptious funkmonkey is still away though....up up and away...

Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 05:19 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39952000/jpg/_39952351_andylou_pa_story203.jpg
WARF (left) and Lesfunk (right)

Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:02 PM
just as i pictured them

only even better looking!

Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:06 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39953000/jpg/_39953385_vicky_bbc_story203.jpg
elitest pictured practising to meet the monkey

Top Jimmy
03-23-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
The Evil TJ


awww......that hurts:(
I am not evil, I love you and was trying to show you the error if your ways....lead you donw the path to enlightenment, my child.....You are heading into Van Hagarville, and I hate to see that happened...i know from experience how unfulfilling it can be

Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:12 PM
a bit like pig fisting
only not quite as difficult to talk about to your parents

Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:31 PM
The pic of me was prior to extensive plastic and aesthetic surgery at a top Harley Street establishment.
I also had the pink shellsuit surgically removed together with several tattoos and the toe piercings

Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:32 PM
TJ could never be evil


He is as lovely as Funkmonkey in many ways but not quite all

Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:45 PM
hands up elitest

Elitest
03-23-2004, 03:37 PM
I BEG your pardon !!

lesfunk
03-23-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39952000/jpg/_39952351_andylou_pa_story203.jpg
WARF (left) and Lesfunk (right) I love Warfs cock sticking out of his shoulder!:p

Elitest
03-23-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by lesfunk
I love Warfs cock !:p

LES!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Elitest
I BEG your pardon !!

i didn't promise you a rose garden

Elitest
03-24-2004, 08:03 AM
dandelion and burdock ?

Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 08:19 AM
not today thank you

Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 09:33 AM
http://home.thezone.net/~spider/img.jpg
Top Jimmy after his honeymoon

Elitest
03-24-2004, 04:56 PM
ah ha !

what has happened to his hands ?

poor poor TJ....

Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 05:03 PM
he is a donkey masturbator

Elitest
03-24-2004, 05:57 PM
he is so talented!

Mr Grimsdale
03-25-2004, 04:20 AM
i taught him everything he knows

...did i say that out loud

ooh no missus no

Elitest
04-02-2004, 04:45 PM
have you seen funkmonkeys fingers ? the gouty paws ?

They are very big

Elitest
04-02-2004, 04:45 PM
i love him

Mr Grimsdale
04-12-2004, 05:11 PM
PIGS IN KNICKERS!