View Full Version : why funkmonkey is super
Elitest
03-13-2004, 02:29 PM
because he exists!
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YankeeRose
03-14-2004, 12:49 AM
~~~~~he's dreamy~~~~~~
flappo
03-14-2004, 08:44 AM
eek eek i'm a banana
Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 04:31 AM
that's my line sunshine!
Elitest
03-15-2004, 04:48 AM
flappo and grimmy are cute but they dont hold a candle ( even one shaped like a bottle of port) to the furry one....
Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 11:03 AM
indeed, we're egg shaped
Elitest
03-15-2004, 11:54 AM
chocolate miniegg shaped
in parts
Mr Grimsdale
03-15-2004, 02:08 PM
which parts?
Elitest
03-16-2004, 12:13 PM
the giblets
Mr Grimsdale
03-18-2004, 03:15 PM
oh yes
those are wonderful
they make great soup
Ally_Kat
03-18-2004, 03:19 PM
where is funkmonkey?
Elitest
03-19-2004, 06:33 AM
he is busy
busy being gorgeous
SensibleShoes
03-19-2004, 09:52 AM
He saved me from incarceration at Vonnies. The Evil TJ & Catfish were trying to put my ass away over an ebay purchase......
Thank god for Simian law.....
lesfunk
03-19-2004, 11:23 AM
it's because his monkey is Funky
Mr Grimsdale
03-19-2004, 12:45 PM
i'll roast his knackers over an open fire!
Elitest
03-19-2004, 03:03 PM
He is superlative at everything he does
Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2004, 05:40 PM
knackers roasting on an open fire
la la la la la la la
how the fuck does that song go again?
Originally posted by Elitest
because he exists!
::::::::::sigh:::::::::::::
aaaawwwwww
how thweet.
(I'd say she's gushing at the "giblets")
Mr Grimsdale
03-21-2004, 07:03 PM
leave her giblets out of it
she's too old for giblets
she's far too old
Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:58 AM
yes once I got to kindergatrten I left all giblets behind me...hahahaha
The scrumptious funkmonkey is still away though....up up and away...
Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 05:19 AM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39952000/jpg/_39952351_andylou_pa_story203.jpg
WARF (left) and Lesfunk (right)
Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:02 PM
just as i pictured them
only even better looking!
Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:06 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39953000/jpg/_39953385_vicky_bbc_story203.jpg
elitest pictured practising to meet the monkey
Top Jimmy
03-23-2004, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
The Evil TJ
awww......that hurts:(
I am not evil, I love you and was trying to show you the error if your ways....lead you donw the path to enlightenment, my child.....You are heading into Van Hagarville, and I hate to see that happened...i know from experience how unfulfilling it can be
Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:12 PM
a bit like pig fisting
only not quite as difficult to talk about to your parents
Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:31 PM
The pic of me was prior to extensive plastic and aesthetic surgery at a top Harley Street establishment.
I also had the pink shellsuit surgically removed together with several tattoos and the toe piercings
Elitest
03-23-2004, 02:32 PM
TJ could never be evil
He is as lovely as Funkmonkey in many ways but not quite all
Mr Grimsdale
03-23-2004, 02:45 PM
hands up elitest
Elitest
03-23-2004, 03:37 PM
I BEG your pardon !!
lesfunk
03-23-2004, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Mr Grimsdale
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39952000/jpg/_39952351_andylou_pa_story203.jpg
WARF (left) and Lesfunk (right) I love Warfs cock sticking out of his shoulder!:p
Elitest
03-23-2004, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by lesfunk
I love Warfs cock !:p
LES!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:
Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 05:18 AM
Originally posted by Elitest
I BEG your pardon !!
i didn't promise you a rose garden
Elitest
03-24-2004, 08:03 AM
dandelion and burdock ?
Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 08:19 AM
not today thank you
Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 09:33 AM
http://home.thezone.net/~spider/img.jpg
Top Jimmy after his honeymoon
Elitest
03-24-2004, 04:56 PM
ah ha !
what has happened to his hands ?
poor poor TJ....
Mr Grimsdale
03-24-2004, 05:03 PM
he is a donkey masturbator
Elitest
03-24-2004, 05:57 PM
he is so talented!
Mr Grimsdale
03-25-2004, 04:20 AM
i taught him everything he knows
...did i say that out loud
ooh no missus no
Elitest
04-02-2004, 04:45 PM
have you seen funkmonkeys fingers ? the gouty paws ?
They are very big
Elitest
04-02-2004, 04:45 PM
i love him
Mr Grimsdale
04-12-2004, 05:11 PM
PIGS IN KNICKERS!
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