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qtipp
07-28-2005, 04:24 PM
I'm so happy to have finally achieved such an honorable ranking in this most prestigious of institutions. I'd like to thank all of the little guys of course but most of all the "highly regarded" members of the Army, you know who you are<wink>. I plan to use this power for good. If I can't put an end to world hunger or bring about the long-awaited reunion of the Classic Van Halen line-up, I will at least do my very best to think the same thoughts & hold the same opinions of the best & brightest of the might Roth Army. Keep those snappy one-liners coming baby.

Keeyth On!
Mezro Out!
Nickdfresh
07-28-2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by qtipp
I'm so happy to have finally achieved such an honorable ranking in this most prestigious of institutions. I'd like to thank all of the little guys of course but most of all the "highly regarded" members of the Army, you know who you are<wink>. I plan to use this power for good. If I can't put an end to world hunger or bring about the long-awaited reunion of the Classic Van Halen line-up, I will at least do my very best to think the same thoughts & hold the same opinions of the best & brightest of the might Roth Army. Keep those snappy one-liners coming baby.

Keeyth On!
Mezro Out!

You seem very angry.
Mr. Vengeance
07-28-2005, 09:04 PM
Why is Sammy Hagar this excited?????
tjvhou812
07-28-2005, 09:15 PM
who is sammy hagar?
Sarge's Little Helper
07-28-2005, 09:15 PM
who is sammy hagar?

David Lee Roth says that Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. I think he is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Sarge told me that Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person. For a laugh please ask me who Bette Midler is. Thanks for your time. ..
Soul Reaper
07-29-2005, 09:56 AM
who is Bette Midler?
Sarge's Little Helper
07-29-2005, 09:56 AM
who is Bette Midler?

Bette Midler is an actress/singer that bears an uncanny resemblance to Sammy Hagar. .. based on both being fat, old, red hair and both have FLOPPY, SLOPPY BREASTS. Bette was in a popular movie called Beaches and Sammy Hagar is just a plain Beatch.Thanks for your time..
Hardrock69
07-29-2005, 02:20 PM
Who is Bette Hagar?
bueno bob
07-29-2005, 02:32 PM
Who is Gary Cherone?
bueno bob
07-29-2005, 02:32 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nickdfresh
07-29-2005, 04:13 PM
Who is David Lee Roth?
Sarge's Little Helper
07-29-2005, 04:13 PM
Who is David Lee Roth?

Diamond Dave is the supreme Toastmaster General of the immoral majority.. the King of Any and All Things Rock n\' Roll. Bar none he is the greatest Frontman in Rock n Roll History!
blonddgirl777
08-01-2005, 12:55 AM
Sorry... just trying to get rid of the big ugly thread (by bumping this one)...